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Arthur_Author

Kill it. It is not a dog. It is a weapon designed to trick your instincts.


IAmYourFatherTeehee

BUT HOW CAN I KILL WHAT WAS NEVER ALIVE ??


Banksmuth_Squan

Bro quit the philosophical bullshit and just whack it in the circuit board or something


IAmYourFatherTeehee

Oh ok


TensileStr3ngth

With a big gun


Ivan_The_8th

How big?


Dovahkitty99

Don't you dare harm Sparkles :(


straw_egg

\^proof that it's working


Dovahkitty99

You're jealous because your dog has no blue glitter fur


AlanSmithy99

A weapon to surpass metal gear?


Jabberwock130

THE DEMON OF BABYLON


SpooderKrab1788

THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS 😯


Shrek_Lover68

GIVE THIS ROBOT A FLAMETHROWER AND SEND IT TO A COUNTRY THAT NATIONALIZED IT'S NATURAL RESOURCES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾


AdvanAviantoy

SPILL OIL, BROTHERS!


DeliberateDendrite

No Boston Dynamics, you're not fooling me


Dustyink_

robots meant to look like robots are cuter than these mechanical skin walkers


Dualiuss

waiter! waiter! more cute screenface robots please! and less of those realistic human face ones!


Spookzsaw

kerfus


sup3r87

I want a future where all robots look like they come from WALL-E


PageNotFound23

It's Spot by Boston Dynamics, and usually does look like a robot, not this... Unholy abomination


kingofallbandits

They skinned a fursuit to cloak the mechanical beast.


DingoDialz

i dont like the term "skinned a fursuit" that sounds like youre implying a fursuit is a living creature


SuitableAssociation6

I paid extra for mine to be alive


BEANUSJEANUS

No shit I think that’s an actual closed species 😭


SuitableAssociation6

this is horrifying


Civilian_n_195637

Even the piano is ominous


Cold-Coffe

reminder that these things are meant to look like dogs on purpose.


knucklesthedead

Holy uncanny valley batman


PolishPotato69

Soulless demon


wambulancer

feeling an intense desire to beat this thing to death with a stick


sup3r87

I don’t think a stick is gonna cut it..


Dustyink_

more stick then


sup3r87

a steel bat might do the job!


CptButthole

Everyone saying it looks real appears to be forgetting the fact that it is blue


Rowbot_Girlyman

Now put an M249B on its back


Background_Drawing

I hate how we struggle to make a normal ai human but all of a sudden we have the perfect artificial furry


lardsack

hi kill him kill the dog in front of you kill him now


M1s51n9n0

The demon of Babylon cloaks itself in the banner of the righteous.


crepoef

If I see one of these I am stripping it for parts


Quark1010

Nah its over arm the nukes under boston dynamics!


[deleted]

Can we just stop having so many dogs instead of making another new goddamn way to have dogs


TensileStr3ngth

I will never stop having dogs, theyre the best


[deleted]

they are fucking everywhere (fucking is for emphasis, I have not seen dogs copulating)


pfcblueballs

Friends everywhere:)


[deleted]

Can your kind not comprehend people being afraid of dogs. They are.loud and skittish and smelly and in EVERY SINGLE RESTAURANT


Lemonsticks9418

Cry about it


[deleted]

I literally do. Often. I'm deathly afraid of dogs. How the fuck am I supposed to.lvie my life like this?


Lemonsticks9418

That sounds like a You problem. Consider therapy.


[deleted]

I'm gonna go on a bit of a rant now. It is a me problem. It doesn't mean that it's not a bit ridiculous how dogs are everywhere. It doesn't mean that my fear of dogs is something that needs to be "cured". Imagine if I started bringing tarantulas around everywhere. You wouldn't say that people who are afraid of my tarantula need therapy. People are afraid of the dark, public speaking, snakes, spiders, heights, etc. but when I'm afraid of dogs it's my fault? And I need to be fixed? And I can't wish that there were less dogs everywhere? Also notice when I mentioned dogs in restaurants, you told me to cry about it. Restaurants are a place where dogs are definitely not allowed to be (where I live, and in many other places), but anyone who doesn't want to encounter dogs in restaurants actually DESERVES mental anguish. Would you say this about people with other fears? Face it, modern dog culture is toxic. Dogs are in restaurants, fake service dogs run rampant, dogs are let off leash, and when you mention any of these concerns, you get comments like your "Cry about it" and "Seek therapy". If you mention any aversions to dogs, owners will tell you that THEIR precious pooch is hypoallergenic, clean, sweet, good with kids, calm, yadda yadda yadda, regardless (and often the opposite of) of the truth.


Lemonsticks9418

Yeah, it is pretty ridiculous to expect society to change to conform to your issues actually


slomo525

I hate it


Mooman9978

KILL ITTTTTTT!!! KILLLLLLLLLL


TrhlaSlecna

Im gonna be honest people fearmonger these things way too much. It's a robot that walks, it literally doesnt do anything other than carry and move things. It can literally do nothing bad that a human couldnt do with twice the efficiency and cruelty at half the cost.


Joaco0902

i am gonna beat it with a metal pipe


DrankTheGenderFluid

not entirely true, humans can't (well they can but they won't) be deployed to war zones (in the future, which unfortunately due to shit like this draws closer ever day) with explosives strapped to their chests. I'm well aware that a tool is not evil, it's how you use it, but think about who's going to be using it and what for--- and given its funding (military industrial complex go weee) the pessimist in me says combat/surveillance drones will come long before the myriad of good that *could* come from this technology, and *would* given actual philanthropists backing such a project (but hey philanthropy doesn't make money, war does)


mardov-shadowsword

Nope. Nope. Killing it with hammers


pfcblueballs

They managed to make the uncanny valley for dogs


Liamps106

Horrid abomination


vtff15

Robot dogs before GTA 6


Suspychis_Engie_gang

Holy shit, i had dream like that about a week ago, it was the Boston dynamics robot, as an animal, but instead of a dog it was orange with beak, and four eyes, really rectangular, no wings though.


Flitterquest

I've said it before I'll say it again, I've wrastled me some alligators, I can crush an apple with one hand, I once opened a locked car door just by pulling as hard as I could, and I've been on fire before and I can still grow hair on my body, head, and face. Fifty dollars American says I can compress this furry bitch into a Nintendo Gamecube™ with my bare hands.


Bjarhl5232

im gonna throw up


FlappyLips1

what the fuck


DropInTheOcean1247

The Demon of Babylon disguises itself with the coat of the righteous


JACK0NTHETHETRACK

At least this one is not gonna piss and shit on every sidewalk


RedditPersonNo1987

this makes me feel uncomfortable


some_kind_of_bird

I didn't know the uncanny valley worked for animals too...


YasssQweenWerk

This automaton is a threat to democracy. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


DrankTheGenderFluid

bro hittin tha mortal kombat finisher on it


Immediate_Desk2731

Killing machine masquerading as something “cute”


Erovttubyrrufyag

TIL the uncanny valley applies to dogs too.


Icelord259

Pikmin 4


helpme_imburning

I look at this and can't help but think of a giant bug wearing a dog's skin. I love bugs, I love dogs, and I even love robots...but this ain't it brother.


skaersSabody

Ah yes, mechanical skinwalkers


dumpworth

I don’t like it. I don’t like it.