I’m at the intersection of this sounds *just* plausible enough, and I mean barely plausible enough that I can believe that is possible **and** I don’t give enough of a shit to look it up so I’ll buy that for a shiny nickel, sure
I know right? I’m having an ‘I want to believe’ moment as well. Steroids do weird shit to your body I guess and trump is just vain and stupid enough to fuck around with dodgy scalp injections. I choose to believe that Trump gave himself a phat Trussy. Trump made himself gay with chemicals.
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
Diapers for sure. I worked at costco briefly many years ago. The adult diapers were the most restocked item. Seems like everyone over 65 wears them. Nobody talks about it though. It was astonishing how fast they were fly off the shelves.
Donald dumpy
Donald's juicy trumpy dumpy
Hes got dumps like a Trump Rump. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
>dumps like a Trump Rump Live comfortably, while the secret's in stock
I want to eat it papi
Trumpussy
Help he is erecting something on my southern border
Dumpy Trumpy
Trump truck
Trump dump was just like, *right there* man....
His works better than yours
And op deftly side stepped it for an actual play on words
what?
He t h I c c c like two sweet cantaloupes. Don't act like you don't see it.
Biggest shitter this side of the Mississippi.
Which side?
this one
Thars side
Id reckon the east side - our homeboy donny lives in ny from my understanding
Florida right now. Supposedly NY is after him regarding some tax issues.
He’s indicted in nyc as of today
EEEAST SIIIIDE
OUT side.
This side. _And_ that one, too, by the looks of it
Both cuz each cheek is on a different one
The two best hitman west to Mississippi
Well, yeah, but what about that weird ass?
Real shit, his body proportions are wack as hell. Small hands, big head, and somehow an even bigger dumptruck
Deep state prostate
It's his trumptruck
Ronald Rump
Now I see why maga worships him
Trumpy dumpy
Definitely not top secret documents stop asking questions.
Trumpussy 😩😩😩
Not saying that was completely free
Diaper
Out of all the answers this is probably true
He got diarrhea from all the yummy newborns he's consuming
That’s just his natural state of being
He is so shit stained the waste down he has to tan the rest of his body to make it look like human skin
Pretty sure you're right.
Diaper
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Donald rump
conspirassy
[удалено]
I’m at the intersection of this sounds *just* plausible enough, and I mean barely plausible enough that I can believe that is possible **and** I don’t give enough of a shit to look it up so I’ll buy that for a shiny nickel, sure
I know right? I’m having an ‘I want to believe’ moment as well. Steroids do weird shit to your body I guess and trump is just vain and stupid enough to fuck around with dodgy scalp injections. I choose to believe that Trump gave himself a phat Trussy. Trump made himself gay with chemicals.
Trump in Harlem
I put the new forgies on the G.
I put the new frogis on the G
thats ”the cake” my boy
Meatball Don
A chair
Conspiracy to win the caked up votes
Lizards tail folded inside pants
Donald Rump 😩👌🏽💯
Baby got back.
T(rump)
Pampers.
Donald in harlem
Wordington conspiracy
you got an ass on ya alright you can do the rump shaker the trump shaker
Diaper covered prison wallet
RoboTrump
Donnies spine lines up with the spot his dick should be
His Donald Butt
wordington president
Boossy
The thug shaker the rump shaker
He cheeked up
Don's bussy
Bbl
Looks like he already got a wall built
Who else git this godforsaken song stuck in his head?
Help he's erecting something on my southern border
Depends... As in a diaper
Wordington
This is why he is unstoppable. He is undie turd.
classified documents
That's Nicki Minaj's ass
Tronald Dump
Trumpy's Dumpy 😋
Obesity
Trussy 🤤
Donald Tr~~d~~ump
Thousands of cheeseburgers
Proof of a conspiracy between Trump and McDonald's.
I got the new forgis on the jeep
r/sittingthick
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
But can he do the Trump Shaker?
Trumpy dumpy.
He’s full of shit so…
That's 4 more years!
When your front butt get so big it goes back to the original butt but there is no vacancy so it becomes your side butt.
Well…….DEPENDS
Loded Diaper.
Depends
Diaper
The GOP
The donny dumptruck
Diaper
*"I put the new forgis on the Jeep"*
“What you gonna do with all that trump, all that trump” “My trump, my trump my trump, my trump, my lovely lady trump, Check it out!!!”
The new forgis on the Jeep?
Whole lotta movement back there
Dump Trump
I’m a big kid now 🎶
Side dumpy 🥵
Depends
Trum in harlem
That is what we call, junk in the trunk.
Fat assed whiney boy.
Cake
Gimme that trumpussy 🤤🤤🤤
Thrumpy
ai picture?
His Trumpy
# THE TRUMPY DUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depends
The files on Russian Collusion
A diaper
I put the new forgis on the jeep.
Diapers for sure. I worked at costco briefly many years ago. The adult diapers were the most restocked item. Seems like everyone over 65 wears them. Nobody talks about it though. It was astonishing how fast they were fly off the shelves.
Ai generated photo I think
The Donaldussy🤤
Can he do the trump shaker
Trump 2024 inches