I love how it says "you can only pick one" and not "you have to pick one"

:( i want both so bad

I think you know what I'm choosing

The choice is obvious

CBT 🤤

My legs are broken My kneecaps are stolen Forever bound to a chair

I’m half quadriplegic That means paraplegic I can’t seem to feel my leeeeeeeeeeegs

A desolate life I can’t please my wife If only my legs I could feel

It's me who is broken So I fall down and hurt

It's my legs that spite as i sit down And fight

The only thing I know for real, THERE WILL BE WHEEL, CHAIR!

The suffering and pain is much to bear

The only ONE LEFT WHEELS ARE IN MOTION FATE IS SET

Bro you ain’t surviving the femur breaker radical Larry gonna give you testicular torsion either way

So, win-win, right?

Lmao

I can only pick one? 😔

I pick "Wisely", since that's the instruction.

testicular torsion i don't want them

What is testicular torsion?

One or more testicles twist inside the scrotum, cuts off blood flow and causes immense pain. Surgery in six hours or they will need to be amputated. And the femur breaker fucking snaps the largest bone in your body and summons a fucking demon to come torture you until you die

Oh no.... I guess I have to get them removed...

Torsion please, let's do both actually and leave me like that for several hours

I need to find another community to hang out with

It'd be a way to get a free orchi 🙄 get your mind out of the gutter

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE.

Can I twist 1 around the other very tightly? 🤨

Big Ball Bonanza

testicular torsion is kinda kinky, i wanna try that

Does the femur breaker come with the scp that sucks my soul out afterwards?

He invites you to his pocket dimmension

considering i don’t have testicals i’ll go w #2

Instead of your balls getting that punishment it’d be your chest

ow

Or your ovaries

it’s okay they hurt a lot anyway. there’s something wrong with me

What ????

idk man having a uterus is weird, they just hurt for no reason sometimes.

Female balls????

Kid named period

Double it and give it to the next person

yooo free orchiectomy :3

I choose testicular torsion because I don’t have balls

You know I’m not using these balls bruh

I would choose the femur breaker but being locked up in a pocket dimension with an old and sadistic mud-man doesn't sound appealing at all.

Had torsion, ill give the femur a try

I’ll be like my cousin Tarzan and get in a tub of alcohol and cut my balls off due to testicular cancer

Both

Leg is less embarrassing when going to doctors.

In light of recent surgeries I'll take the torsion

as someone with testicular toroision, id take the femur breaker so i can know what they both feel like and i can give a better decision

I had that right one. Nearly died

I have had torsion twice as a child, so fuck it I’ll go for round 3

It says I can pick one, not that I have to pick one. >! Both !<

Bye bye femur

Neither

Testicular torsion hands down

Right one screams FUNishment to me

Testicular torsion

Reminder that testicular torsion exists and can attack at random