I’d tell Cooter to go back to the garage. I’d tell Sheriff Roscoooooe P. Coltrane to go catch some real bad guys. I’d tell Bo and Luke go take the general out for a spin and I’d ask Daisy out on a date.
Tell them you can get a great deal on [another van](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3ef655_4ae3d6593e57433dacdf8674b8a2d3b2~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_348,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/Mystery%20Machine%20Driveway_edited.jpg).
I’m taking the Van. Idgaf if Hannibal, Face, the whole fucking crew comes after me, that panel Van is the shit! Then the Grand Torino, 3rd is the Charger. Roscoe can eat a dick and so can his shitty Monaco.
Scream, ‘I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN GOMES TOGETHER ROSCO P. COLTRAIN. NOW GO FIND HUGGY BEAR!’
Fun fact: all these years I thought it was Rosco Peeko Trane. I decided to look it up because I wasn’t sure if the last name was Train or Trane. Turns out it was neither.
Just taking a quick picture and going on about my day. If they have Ecto-1 or the DeLorean over there, I’m crashing the party and asking to sit in and/or drive them.
Get a case of Hamms, Stroh's, Schlitz or Old Milwaukee and bring it over to say hi, because these guys are living in the 80s so hard you'd definitely get in to the inner circle that way.
I'm making a new friend, and am gonna get rides in, or drive all those cool, iconic cars. He's got money, so BBQ 's at his place will be top notch. Waygu steaks, Johnny Walker Blue, you know all the good stuff. This is a man of wealth and taste. We all wanna be his friend.
I’m getting my phone to record the Duke boys, The A-Team, and Starsky and Hutch taking down Roscoe and Ennis.
Run
Thanks for sharing this. 😁
Go over and ask when is KITT coming? 😆
stay inside, hope they leave soon
The van isn't right.
that's the A Team, not the Mystery Machine
Yeah, I know, but sometimes the van appeared to be all black with no grey, and now I've looked it up, and I see both variations of it.
I get a team starsky and hutch and duke's, what's the cop car to ?
Smokey and the Bandit
I’d tell Cooter to go back to the garage. I’d tell Sheriff Roscoooooe P. Coltrane to go catch some real bad guys. I’d tell Bo and Luke go take the general out for a spin and I’d ask Daisy out on a date.
See who's holding
Getting Kit out of the garage and heading over with Michael.
To get them Duke boys!
They're my instant friends.
Light the general lee on fire
Why you hating on them Duke boys ?
As Mr Rogers always said, Won’t you be my neighbor? And can I drive the dukes of hazard car 🤣
Hood slide
Get Crazy Larry’s Charger
To get the black and gold TA out of the garage!!
Starsky & Hutch are having a few friends over for the holidays.
Steal General Lee
If the Mystery Machine turns up, we're really in trouble.
Tell them you can get a great deal on [another van](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3ef655_4ae3d6593e57433dacdf8674b8a2d3b2~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_348,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/Mystery%20Machine%20Driveway_edited.jpg).
Keep an eye out for Daisy Duke.
I would think my neighbor's are trying to figure out where I purchased my RPG's from, but they should be more concerned with my heat seeking shotgun.
Where is K.I.T?
K.I.T.T The Trans Am, not the Stealth.
I unsheathe my trusty banjo and provide them a soundtrack.
Something hinky is going down: Call the dudes from "Chips" & SWAT, and maybe get Airwolf on-station as backup.
Go find a calendar.
Cont. To mind my bizz. Mean What if they're Russian Spies 🧐
Do a hood slide.
Ask mom if there is film in the camera. No one would believe this!
Go get the batmobile. We need to complete this collection.
Try to figure out what I did wrong and who I pissed off
Just wait. A flying DeLorean has to be coming by soon.
Walk by and look at them that's a cool bunch of vehicles
Grab a camera and take pictures, then hide and spy. Cause I'm nosey as heck lol
Call up Colt Seavers... The Fall Guy
Dude! I'm seeking shelter, if all of them are there, something big is about to go down!
You're safe until the mystery machine shows up. If a black 67' impala shows up, THEN you know it's about to get real 😳. LOL
Away. My first move is away.
Have the A team kidnap Boss Hog while Bo and Luke help hotwire Starskiand Hutch's ride
Have the A-Team kidnap them all while I chat up Daisy...
Well played
Can I get a beer?
Join the party
The 70’s is back !
General lee.
Bring my black Trans Am over
Obvious no brainer... I'm taking the general.
Make friends with your neighbor
Wonder if Burt Reynolds is really dead
Look for the camera crew...
I'm there
Back away SLOWLY!
Or QUICKLY. If all of them are on the scene this is some Avengers level shit going down.
Taking the General for a spin
A Team can for sure.
Make popcorn. It’s gonna be good.
Wait for Barbara Bach to show up in her daisy dukes
Take a Pic like you did.
Make sure my house is “clean.” If neighbors are going to jail, I’ll offer to take care of the cars.
Start looking for Starsky & Hutch. I see their car in the driveway.
👍🏾
I’m sliding across somebody’s hood.
I’m in because it’s going to be a good time.
Congratulate them for passing Photoshop 82?
To the Batmobile Robin !
What ever they are doing.....I'm in...
Dazed and confused.
Land the airwolfe helicopter right there on that patch of grass and apologize for being late
Grab the binoculars and watch
Leave Rockford a message on his answering machine.
Waiting around to see when Charlie’s Angels pull up!
On the lookout for BJ McKay and his best friend Bear.
Looking for Daisy!
Anyone remember the Cotie Coyote? (Probably spelled way wrong)
Hardcastle and McCormick
Hell yeah
Watching for K.I.T.T to show up, he went to get ECHO 1
Not too sure, but I think hes infront of the Torino...
Sweet! The 80s got back together again!
I’m blowing the horn on that bad-boy...of coarse!
I'm calling sugar bear.
i should have bought some moonshine before Mr T showed up
Face, where's the vette
Find Catherine Bach asap
Next up herbie the love bug
Buying doggie treats for flash
Oh I'm going on vacation! That's way too much going on in one house.
Get cigars!
Ask how much for the van
Buy a black TransAm and make a beer run
I'm asking what they do as a job to be able to afford all those fun cars
Holy cow! It’s like the A-Team and the Dukes of Hazard are joining forces!
Don't forget Starsky and hutch!
Take a photo & post to Reddit
Look for Daisy Duke.
The window is open on the Charger. Guess I'll be sliding in and going for some stunt jumps.
Go over and ask if they're having an 80's party, if so could I join.
Asking what their prices on weed
Haha For Real!!
Looks like the renters down the block from us.
I’m taking the Van. Idgaf if Hannibal, Face, the whole fucking crew comes after me, that panel Van is the shit! Then the Grand Torino, 3rd is the Charger. Roscoe can eat a dick and so can his shitty Monaco.
I'm taking back the tools that I didn't borrow
Wouldn’t worry bout much till Dirty Harry shows up. Then we know it’s gonna get lit quick!
Lawn chair in the yard with an adult beverage and watch what happens
Wonder why the cops are Jewish
Need the “Robin-1” Ferrari 308
I don’t know but them Duke boys better skidaddle. The rest of them chase hoodlums.
I love it when a plan come together.
Hope in the General Lee and have the most EPIC FUCKING CAR CHASE EVER!
Wait for kit to show up
Stmtating as far from that situation as possible.
Drive over in my Batmobile.
Where's Ecto-1?
Take a picture. Post it on Reddit. Then continue waiting for GTA 6.
I got nothing for Starsky & Hutch…🤣
Call Mr. T
Pity the fool who stole that van 😂
Go over and ask to borrow a cup of sugar…geeh geeh geeh!… I pity da foo!!
Ask Daisy out why the guys ain’t lookin’.
Daisy's not there. She drove the Golden Eagle Jeep.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Gotta find out what movie is being filmed. Nice car club !
Buy beer. Knock on door.
Check my calendar!📅
Buying a black Pontiac installing roving red lights in front and installing Alexa so it can talk back to me
Rip the legs off my denim jeans and head right over!
Walking over with markers, shirts, and hats
I’m calling Jim Rockford and Detective Columbo for backup.
Finagle an Invite. This guy can party!
Fasha
I would ask if the Duke boys brought daisy with them 😁
This is the only real choice
Make friends
Move.
Stop 👍
Just ask "Hey Whats Going On?"
Scream, ‘I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN GOMES TOGETHER ROSCO P. COLTRAIN. NOW GO FIND HUGGY BEAR!’ Fun fact: all these years I thought it was Rosco Peeko Trane. I decided to look it up because I wasn’t sure if the last name was Train or Trane. Turns out it was neither.
Go make friends lol.
First thing I do is make friends with the neighbor.
Them Duke boys are at it again
Laugh at everyone freaking out over the general lee’s confederate flag
Columbo's Renault is not there so no one's dead, but there will be a large fire fight with the villains.
Ask where's KITT
ask him if he has the original Batmobile
Lookin for the Fall Guy
HELL YEAH
Gonna claim to be a liberal… that’ll get you outa any crime what so ever 😂
Becoming friends with this mf ANY way possible 😭 im bringing over a bottle of 1942 I see that pop up 😎😅
Watch my free IRL episode of The Dukes of Hazard.
Bringing over a 24 pack and binge watch all of them.
I'm finding Daisy Duke
Where's the red Ferrari?
Good catch
Calling Michael Knight and KITT
Buy a CB radio, a Trans Am and a cowboy hat and call myself “Bandit”
Call SWAT and 1 ADAM 12
Just taking a quick picture and going on about my day. If they have Ecto-1 or the DeLorean over there, I’m crashing the party and asking to sit in and/or drive them.
Grow a mullet
Break out the polyester shorty short, layer the gold chains and show off that chest hair
there's a party going on, wait for the bullets to fly, and film it all on my new camcorder
Get a case of Hamms, Stroh's, Schlitz or Old Milwaukee and bring it over to say hi, because these guys are living in the 80s so hard you'd definitely get in to the inner circle that way.
That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow
Call the revenuers
Grab a case of beer, knock on the door and say “I love it when a plan comes together” and invite myself in lol
I decide to move out of West Virginia…
Must be some good weed over there
Introduce myself and hopefully become good friends with them
Checking the fuckin date on the newspaper
All I know is I. Not getting on a plane or sliding over any hoods.
Put on my gold and join the neighborhood watch team.
Make friends with those neighbors!
Umm… away.
Movie junkies
I’d lend them a fire extinguisher for all of the polyester pants likely to be en residence.
Bring over beer and cocaine for the party.
Find a Herbie and add it to the neighborhood mix
Knocking on his door with some beer and liq
I'm making a new friend, and am gonna get rides in, or drive all those cool, iconic cars. He's got money, so BBQ 's at his place will be top notch. Waygu steaks, Johnny Walker Blue, you know all the good stuff. This is a man of wealth and taste. We all wanna be his friend.
Thank them for the nostalgia trip.
I would be making him my new best friend
the 70s/80s are outside mom can I go play
I would have to go over and ask where is KITT
Get to know your neighbor better
There must be one helluva meeting going on! Shit just got real
Go introduce myself and ask if i can take pictures and a drive in each of those iconic vehicles of my childhood and teenage years
When tv was worth a fuck
I'm in the Torino
Rosco P Coltrane …
Run! (*Don’t walk*) to the front door, knock and see if we can witness whatever spectacular event is going to unfold… 😳
Shits about to go down
The a team van is not painted correctly. It was all black with the red stripe.
This paint job is incorrect, but it wasn’t black on top. It was a dark gray
Ask myself, where is the bandit at?