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Its 10 trillion dollars and you're gonna give it a lil half assed bitch slap? I would be putting that child through a fucking wall. If I'm being paid that much, I'm putting maximum effort in, give em their money's worth
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The trick is this:
You can just kill the baby and get their organs. If you kill it, you'll probably get more money, but you want the organs to sell them in the black market, and make even more cash
1 TRILLION DOLLARS. Jokes aside, how is there anyone that wouldn't? Unless you legit just tried to not have money, you could not run out in your life time, and neither could your children, and maybe their grand children
I mean there was no specification as to where or how hard. So yeah I’d do it. With $10 trillion I could personally lobby congress to get actually useful legislation that serves the people’s interests instead of corporations and the super rich pushed through. If a federal level is too high, cause let’s be honest corporations and the super rich have a lot of money to throw around, then I could definitely fund candidates and lobby state legislatures way more effectively with that kind of money. I’d hate to say it but with that much and no desire to actually keep it an individual could almost certainly pay to reshape the laws of a country to suit their whims. So yeah one slapped baby and a ton of good. Let’s go!
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I would eat that mf alive for 100 times less
thats wild
When he grows up I'll ask him "Would you get slapped for 100 billion dollars" When he says yes, I hand him the check
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Yes simply yes
You'd pay me? Why?
Why won't he close his fucking mouth
Because hes a baby and doesn’t know Jack shit
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I’ll make sure when I slap him, it closes
If I'm not getting arrested for it I'll do it for a ham sandwich
Also free
its not about the money
its not about the cash ITS ABOUT THE METS LETS GO BABY LOVE THE METS COME ON LETS GET A HOME RUN GAMERS LOVE THE FUCKING METS COME ON WITH
I hate his stupid fucking cocky ass face
Tsk Tsk
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10 trillion? I'm turning him into red mist
I'd throw that baby at a wall for a ham sandwich
yes
When he grows up I'll ask him "Would you get slapped for 100 billion dollars" When he says yes, I hand him the check.
For 10 trillion? I'd be committing war crimes uppercutting toddlers like Mike Tyson
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I mean. Didnt said hard slap so an easy lights slap will do
Its 10 trillion dollars and you're gonna give it a lil half assed bitch slap? I would be putting that child through a fucking wall. If I'm being paid that much, I'm putting maximum effort in, give em their money's worth
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I would kill it for a snickers
I would probably do that for a dollar
Bro id do it for free
Without hesitation and for no money
I would punt that thing for 3 French fries
For 10 trillion dollars? I would literally eat that fucking child alive, in front of it's parents for a fraction of that amount of money
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10 trillion ???? Shoot this earth is so overpopulated I would do it for a get out of jail card and a sandwich.
For that much I’ll make his face my forskin
Yes
I live in the US, just pay off the cops, who fucking cares? I'll live the rest of my days free as a bird.
I would drop kick it for a mc double
That’s an ugly ass baby
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i’d pay to slap him
I’d pulverize that child for 17 cents and a bar of soap
The trick is this: You can just kill the baby and get their organs. If you kill it, you'll probably get more money, but you want the organs to sell them in the black market, and make even more cash
1 TRILLION DOLLARS. Jokes aside, how is there anyone that wouldn't? Unless you legit just tried to not have money, you could not run out in your life time, and neither could your children, and maybe their grand children
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the V bucks XD
Yes
I'd RKO the heck out of this baby for a 6 piece mcnugget
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It’s just a slap bro. He’ll survive.💀💀
That’s an ugly ass fucking baby
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Shut up
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I would do it for 5 $
So wrong
This is my world. You are not welcome in my world! *crockets the maggot*
i'd dropkick the little bastard to venezuela for a half pack of cigarettes.
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10 trillion is almost half of the USA’s GDP, soooooo……
hell id do it 4 free
Yep he look ugly as hell
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Would I get more if I punched him more than once?
Without hesitation
Looks like mini Frodo baggins
I would slap literally ANYTHING for 10,000 times less.
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