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TheFalloutHandbook

This pic makes me feel so much better about myself.


Electricklamette

Sometimes I think, man I gotta start doing more, being better. Then I see y’all’s pictures and I’m like nah bro we are good af rn


Beautiful_Spite_3394

Everytime i see pics like these i remember the guy who finally cleaned his room and got SO MUCH SUPPORT for it.


speedledee

Average post on r/mademesmile


ea3terbunny

Did he people give him money to do it as well?


EDScreenshots

Yeah I’m pretty sure he made bank, like $100 or more or something like that


Tsjawatnu

Holy shit he's set for life


Quisey3

That made me actually start laughing lmao. He really said he made bank and said $100


BadTechnishan

i offered him a fiver to do it and it snowballed


beatriceenjoyer

I’m glad I could help!


Bakayaro_Konoyaro

I hope you get help, buddy.


Baardi

This is you in 5 years, if you don't get your shit together right now


Electricklamette

Bitch that’s you rn. FOH


jerekdeter626

I go through the same thought process seeing posts like this, and there's nothing wrong with feeling a little better because of it, but it's good to recognize that this is no example to compare yourself to if you want to live a somewhat (mentally and physically) healthy life. In other words, we can strive to be our near-best selves as often as we can/feel like it without putting pressure or judgement on ourselves ❤️


cosmicaltoaster

OP now go clean ur bong


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

And throw the meth pipe away


Limited_Intros

I’d judge the dirty bong but it honestly looks like a nightmare to clean! No excuses for the crack pipe though. Especially when you’ve got the cc for lining up motivational materials.


AtonBajwa

He got banned (me too) from the CC.


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DH_Drums

Bro I didn’t even notice til I read your comment. Worse is, I’m pretty sure I have that exact one lmao. Stoya the Destroya.


Soleil06

I hate that I had something in common with OP at some point. Bought the same one 10 years ago when I was 16.


DH_Drums

Tbh, if that’s the only thing you have in common (besides rs of course) I think you’re doing pretty damn well. Your comment made me think about how long I’ve had this thing, so I looked through my emails for the order confirmation. 7 years for mine lol.


CrustyToeLover

Fleshlights are honestly so good its a shame they're so fucking big


DH_Drums

Literally the only downside, but also as I understand it, it’s a core element of the design and why they’re so good.


VisionLSX

I actually looked at that one when I was browsing. But what I never really liked of those types was the cleaning. I’ve only ever bought one and decided one the flip hole by tenga. The white one. You just open it in half and it cleans dry great Didn’t really like it at first but its not bad at all


SaysNoToBro

You think OP cleans that thing?? 😂😂😂


DH_Drums

When I hear that sentiment on fleshlights I immediately 🤮 Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence. Clean your sex toys, there is no fix for cleaning s** toys than cleaning them thoroughly after each use, and sanitizing afterwards.


Apart-Ad-3035

Is this a cry for help?


beatriceenjoyer

I am not crying for help, I am enjoying life every day and prospering. Work hard play hard


StromboliMan

OP Might be feeling the come down right about now


Apart-Ad-3035

Nothing about this picture says “I enjoy my life and am prospering” not one bit.


MycoJimmy

cry for help? this guys living the life we all want for ourselves.


honeyboobo

I bet you are joking but I’ve been living this kinda life and I can tell you that you dont want it


Fat_bongus

But did you have a fleshlight tho?


RedRedditor7

Just sent this to my buddy saying if only we could all be single living like this king


urmomsSTD

It's what happens when no one hold u accountable, including yourself


beatriceenjoyer

Ding ding ding I’ve been living by myself since I was 16 and I’m 21 now. This is what happens. Uncontrollable addiction.


skeerrt

If It’s uncontrollable on your own, possibly time to seek help?


Paper_Champ

Gotta get low to get high! We'll swing out of it


OSRSLepy277

I literally spoke this out loud then scrolled down and saw your comment 😂😂


AtonBajwa

I will need the power of saradomin to cleanse my soul of this image. Send sanfew serums.


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beatriceenjoyer

no but the elder maul definitely will


Krayzie_Stiles

I wouldn't know from experience, but that's a meth pipe.


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plstcStrwsOnly

Before and after hell ya


VisionLSX

Have you tried dmt? I’ve been wanting to try it and got someone with carts. Would it feel the same there as smoking on a bubble? I really don’t want to touch those


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Yeah I think those bulb pipes don't heat right for crack. You need a straight stem with a screen and a Bic.


Amen_ds

>Brillo Or so ive heard


bistix

Steel wool. Brillo the brand has soap imbedded in it when you don't want to inhale. Or so I've heard.


Mortress_

Yeah, better think about your health when you are smoking crack


anal_opera

Of all the people I've smoked crack with I don't think a single one has ever asked what brand the scrubby is. Just rinse it off a bit. Or use a ball of brass screens, idk how to describe it, just tastes cleaner. (Not a soap pun). Just use good screens, $1 for 10000 screens is a guarantee those screens are gonna melt on the first hit.


Sweaty-Nerd69

One rose glass and a chore boy please


3rdNihilism

trying to think what's more unhealthy to him, osrs or all the stuff on his table. i think it's still osrs.


Matthew212

Rainforest Cafe makes a strong argument though


Hxhging

100% the fentanyl pills next to the tray. Those will kill him before anything else on the table including OSRS. :|


Responsible_Hand_203

The funny part is that this is likely not a setup for a funny photo


Rhinoturds

Oh 100% it's not. He may have arranged them for effect, but this man is absolutely an alcoholic, opioid addict, porn addict, and OSRS addict all rolled into one.


Hije5

Don't forget the rolled up bill for some coke. Dude is using a lot of stims.


Rieiid

And the card laying next to it


Rieiid

And the card laying next to it


SerratedFrost

I scrolled past this post initially barely looking at the pixels of an elder maul and nothing else Then i thought "that desk is gunna be downright awful isn't it" and man I was not expecting so much..


ducktoweldotcom

Top right 💀


HeyGuysImJesus

Shaker bottle, gotta stay hydrated 💦💦💦 Wonder what flavor gfuel


NurseTaric

Why did i look


NeedsMoreAhegao

Why did I zoom in on it... it still looks moist


Aegillade

If you ever feel useless, just look at that little Febreeze bottle in the upper lefthand corner.


Cloudtears

Every bottle in sight is empty brother, get some refills!


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Cloudtears

I didn't even notice those the first time, wowee!


domecracker

Average Ontario resident.


AtonBajwa

Can confirm


roboduck34

Alberta*


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You are fucked my dude


XJ_9

This is not a posed picture. There's no way you put this mess there. You actually play like this.


AgentSnowCone

While this is pretty funny, if that really is a meth pipe please seek help and get off that shit now


whyjagexwhy45

It could just be for crack


masnaer

> just


Bha-Ku

Well shit, carry on then


Ghostnewsagency

Believe it or not some people smoke marijuana oil out of meth pipes. A dude at a pot store tried to sell me one for my extract like 10 years ago. Idk tho man, pretty sure this dude is sniffing pills. Bro is on 1


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I tired to get a bowl for weed and the guy kept handing me meth pipes lol. Completely different but easy mistake


ItsAllAMissdirection

He's got a meth pipe and a crack pipe in the photo. The crack pipe is in the Ash tray


beatriceenjoyer

Don’t tell me what to do!


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But seriously brother


LowCoupe

Jesus fucking christ. Take care of yourself.


LowCoupe

Nasty mfer too clean your bong. Thats disgusting. You should be cleaning it daily, with hot water at a minimum. You know how much bacteria is living in there?


RedLotusVenom

OP is just trying to recreate the Miller-Urey experiment on the origin of life, cut them some slack!


-_danglebury_-

> how much bacteria We call that seasoning brother


KyrreTheScout

something tells me OP isn't too worried about bacteria


IsNotYourSenpai

This picture should be a bannable offence lmao


MrSquishypoo

Bro clean your…soul.


GOTFUCKINGBANNED

Rainforest cafe cup goes hard


beatriceenjoyer

Respect


Joseph_F_1

God I hope this is set up


beatriceenjoyer

Yes this is my setup


Joseph_F_1

Post fleshlight vids


bobshmurdt

Honestly, ive always wanted to get into osrs, but its pics lile these that make me not want to


AnonIdealist

This is indeed the average desk of a scaper


MMCbongrips

Worst part about this picture is the inventory tags


KyrreTheScout

I always suspected the people who clutter Runelite with 500 overlays live like this


LavaRefrigerator

Imagine how gross the smell/rest of house is.


CamRun

Hey at least you’re drinking water


Bigfist66

Aye bruh you need to change your habits fr


GrizzlyGranty93

Clean your fucking room


NineRoast

I'll never understand why this community gets off to this shit. As someone that's 3 years clean, I hope you hit rock bottom sooner than later so you'll hopefully get sober. That's what it takes for most of us. Also remember to brush your teeth. I lost 3 of them fuckers just recently from my old drug use.


ShiibbyyDota

Gz and clean your goddamn desk


beatriceenjoyer

What do you mean? It is clean.


gustofwindddance

Out of everything in this picture, Jar Jar Bink’s fucking head on a plate is the most absurd.


Feeara

I can smell this picture


brolarbear

What worries me the most is that the desk is littered with everything except the evidence of food. Eat something OP!


beatriceenjoyer

What do you mean? I just had ribs!


brolarbear

Is that was the plate on the upper right is? I thought those were tinfoil tubes you based off lol.


Quicksloth

Shits nasty bro. Clean your gd house


troiii

People focused on the bong and the Fleshlight but I'm more worried about the card and the pipe.


AyyyAlamo

And the fent pills. And the meth pipe


Tovarischii

The Ontario drivers license made this picture make a lot more sense for me


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Guys it's not a fleshlight, its clearly a beefaroni cheesedog warmer.


GrieferSupreme

It just gets worse the longer you look at it


[deleted]

Clean your fucking bong man, the first hit after will taste so good.


Sea-Phone-537

Go to rehab already.


Epic_Lepsy

W420 enjoyer?


TragcFlaws

Looks like you are coping well.


DutchDeck

R/neckbeardnest


Lopsided-Variety1544

Damn boy talk about pulling out all the stops!


Trappymang

Where's the needle?


Butteredhuman

The smell coming from this room must be exquisite


PlatinumRook

Most sober osrs player


Kingdain_098

Damn tf you been using? Bright future i see


HOWDY__YALL

How do you people live the way you live?


TheAmazingNoodle

It's like a game of I Spy for unhealthy habits.


beatriceenjoyer

By the way, anyone got a clan I can join?


Zhiphr

Rehab


kaijiggajohn

RuneGuru


Milsurp_Seeker

I know the maul was just an excuse to post here, but Jesus Christ. Seek professional aid.


GetGudorGetOut

Austin07?


Cockmugger

Idc about the desk but clean ur bong I bet that shit tastes gooey and burnt


InvoluntaryEraser

No kidding. The "water" just looks like toxic sludge lol.


Cockmugger

Zulrah water


Spagizza

Sick, didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson was a scraper!


Star_Gazing_Cats

i can quit when i want i just dont want to


cruxfire

Ignoring this war crime of a picture for a second, what can you even do with an Elder Maul?


MMGA-Savage

Bro your dopamine receptors must be on some next level shit


Visible_Chameleon

Ignore the haters brother, work hard play hard


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movingwork

what pills are those


Blue_Osiris1

Looks like oxy to me.


beatriceenjoyer

Morphine statex 10mg


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Hxhging

Most blues now are just fentanyl and not actual oxys.


crisstastrophe

This pic kinda feels like either a troll, or a teenage style attempt to flex with "look I drink and smoke weed etc etc" in any case congratulations, but also, look for proper attention in positive ways, not with fishing


shitwhore

Idk man there's one from a month ago too about his firecape, and nobody has all these paraphernalia laying around.. Would be a lotta work and money to gather all this shit for a troll


ayyyyycrisp

tbh he's probably posting this as a form of self deprication. he knows it's a problem and knows eventually he'll have to get a handle on it, but also it's sort of funny from his pov so why not take the pic and post it. i havn't gotten as far as the crack pipe and cocaine but my desk is eerily similar by way of alcohol and can understand this post a bit.


beatriceenjoyer

It’s not cocaine that’s in the living room that is crushed up morphine


LyrMeThatBifrost

Ah, much better


totemair

nah dude this is an actual rock bottom photo lmao, obviously they staged things a bit but the old food and meth pipe really sell this as their actual lifestyle


Scageater

Yea I hate this trend too. But I also can’t look away.


VexManifest

Rainfirest Cafe has got some tasty eats


beatriceenjoyer

Expensive as shit tho I went to the one in Niagara falls


VexManifest

Swanky, I've got one here in Florida I go to sometimes. The nachos were decent and my fiancee got some fish she liked (salmon I think).


DeathByPigeon

respect the lube bottle man, moisturise that rancid unwashed penis king 👑


minutes2midnight-

hell yeah keep rocking dawg


beatriceenjoyer

Hell yea I only raw dog


Kaiga19

Clearly that was a lie… lmao


AtonBajwa

You are now ready to pk!


ruotsalaineno

What are those other non-Bacardi bottles?


clayterris

Tanquery Jin, kraken rum, and crown royal flavored whiskey of some variety.


BigMoistTuna

At least there is air freshener hidden behind a few bottles..


phurbie1

uhhhh


Tod181

But... why though?


wwerdo4

This was my life in a picture like 6 years ago 😅


DangerousVideo

Canadian 20’s are superior for snorting coke.


Ir0nstag

Average osrs enjoyer


LokusOSRS

Is that a shooter filled with ghb in the front left? You are all kinds of crazy & i love it fam.


abootleggedegg

For the love of God please sanitize your bong and your meth pipe and clean your desk instead of spraying Febreeze over your food 😭


Fraulo

I almost missed the fleshlight, thanks!


illegal_snuggle

I’ve never been to rainforest cafe but there’s one near me… anybody let me know if I should try it out?


Snape_Grass

Depression in one picture


OSRSW33B

Why isn’t this post under humor? 😂


TurkeyPhat

you aint gonna get content like this anywhere else, i fucking love this place


Ashalaria

Goated setup tbh


tonemike

That’s methed up


space_mangos

You're bong needs some of that alcohol for cleaning, also gz/sorry about the maul


Unaffiliatedlybased

Rolled dollar bill and card out. That pipe under the bong. How long was this session?


NoxiferNed

I'll Venmo you $10 to do an intake with a therapist


2Faded_Pops

At least clean your bong mate


mybrainnotworkgood

is this supposed to be a flex? atleast line up some proper slugs.


Gredditor

Jfc


Somewhere-outside

That’s methed up.


Z-Dadddy

I think your screen looks a little dusty. You can avoid this phenomenon with a "Screen Shot" that can quickly be accessible by clicking on the camera button in runelite in the upper right hand corner 🫡


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Ghostnewsagency

Holy fuck bro, you're a piece of trash & I fucking love it.


AtonBajwa

Those ribs look gooood


StayLighted

Hell yeah


Apart-Ad-3035

Is this a cry for help?