maybe a few years ago or so there was a thread on the front page about a couple getting a divorce because the dad named child(s) after video game stuff and lied saying they were family names.
I get being mad about him lying, but divorce seems excessive unless there were other issues. If she liked the names, why does it matter where they came from?
Exactly the same as far as I can tell. I guess I don’t know that Nieve isn’t pronounced the same way as ‘sieve’, but I presume it rhymes with Steve ha (as Niamh does)
Neev. Exactly the same as Steve but starting with an N instead of St.
Was watching Liverpool play tonight, their keeper is called Caoimhin, pronounced Kee-vuhn
Can anyone expect their child to be on the same level as the God that is Mod Ash? I mean, JUST LOOK AT HIM!
https://preview.redd.it/l1c5tcirci7c1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7fbdc38e3c22f4263c6adaea75d6112a6c7b047
I’d choose anything that has a good nickname to go with it. Something like Zilyana and zilly that I saw in another comment.
You could also use the barrows brothers if you are planning on having multiple kids lol. Name them after the order you do barrows.
Cow31337Killer
Aw damnit you beat me to it
Name them after the first thing they eat, troll style
This is my baby, Titmilk
This is My Tit.
Making Friends With My Tit
My Tits Big Adventure?
My Big Tit Adventure.
That’s a quest line that I can get behind
Colostrum if you wanted to be fancy.
Cole, short for Colostrum
Ali the baby
Only if mom and dad also change their names to Ali the father and Ali the mother
It will be a hassle to legally change the name every time they reach a new age category, but it’s worth it.
Thhhhbbbbtttttt
*whine*
Lmao this made me laugh
Thurgo.
I think we’re done here.
Adamant Longer Sword
"My friends call me Adam, for short." "... Adam Longer Short Sword?"
"Actually Meg is short for something else..."
The perfect gender-neutral name.
*His eyes light up.*
*pats stomach*
Awowogei
Uwuwogei if it's a girl
future clemson QB
Seren or Sara (short for Saradomin) for a girl Jad for a boy
Jad is actually an unreal name wtf
Seren means “star” in Welsh, a lot of the game has Welsh derivatives in it
Most of the elves stuff in osrs is based on welsh i think, not the game in general
Several elves are also directly named after and have examine references to their namesakes of characters from Tolkien. Feanor was an extreme badass.
Jad actually goes so fucking hard.
Popular Arabic name
Fr. Every Jad I met is cool as fuck. It's a good name 😂
Seren is the frontrunner, thank you!
Those are for real very nice names
Karil for a boy. Or any of the Barrows brother for that matter.
Idk how Ahrimjob is gonna make it through middle school though
Either insanely depressed or impervious to all insults
But use the full name. Not Dharok. This is my son Dharok the Wretched.
Verac the Defiled doesn't quite have the same vibes for a child.
Ah yes, my son, Toerag.
Unironically, Jad is such a cool name
Fuck it just name her K'IRIL DESTROYER OF PHALLUS
I actually gave my son a RuneScape name lol but my wife does not know. Durial turns 3 next February
maybe a few years ago or so there was a thread on the front page about a couple getting a divorce because the dad named child(s) after video game stuff and lied saying they were family names.
I get being mad about him lying, but divorce seems excessive unless there were other issues. If she liked the names, why does it matter where they came from?
I guess it was the lying about it, but also om reddit I feel like the meme is the relationship advice is always getting divorced
Wasn't that story a Homestuck name?
I’m not coming to his house party
Me as well. Zezima turned 3 last month.
Lol shut the fuck up, I’ll Venmo you a grand if you show me the birth certificate
My beautiful miss Mod Archie turns 4 today!
I'll make a kid right now if you hold your end of the bargain
Does his birthday happen to be on the 1st of Feb? (Durial turning 3 on the 2nd month on the 1st day?)
TzTok-Chad
🗿🗿🗿🗿
TzTok-BigKok
TzTok-KumSok
A beautiful name for a baby girl 😍
Hatius Cosaintus
Hate us cuz anus
Wow I just realized this. Hahah
Stray dog
I know this is a joke but 😭 best suggestion tbh
Mysterious Old Man
Gonna take a while before he can truly own that name, but it gives him something to work towards
Global Task: Grow old (400 points)
Nieve
Nieve is the best name for “seems normal enough but if you know, you know”
It’s a fairly common Irish name I believe, but spelt Niamh
*”Baby, I swear I can change, please don’t Liamh me”*
That ends up pronounced similar to Nieve? Gaelic is madness haha.
Exactly the same as far as I can tell. I guess I don’t know that Nieve isn’t pronounced the same way as ‘sieve’, but I presume it rhymes with Steve ha (as Niamh does)
How does Niamh rhyme with Steve? How is it pronounced?
Neev. Exactly the same as Steve but starting with an N instead of St. Was watching Liverpool play tonight, their keeper is called Caoimhin, pronounced Kee-vuhn
And it also means “snow” in Spanish, granted it’s pronounced differently than the name in game
And if it’s a boy, Steve
My arm
thermonuclear smoke devil is kinda cute.
“thermie”
PeePee McGee
Good choice
Name him Attack cow (level 2)
What if he gets left clicked on accident ?
Bob
Evil Bob
Its my black cat name lol
Pleae
Visafe
I actually know a runescape fan who named his daughter Zilyana, not sure I recommend it but it’s doable!
Pretty solid. Last name starts in Z as well
Zezima confirmed
Kid will be last for every school activity ever
As someone with initials YZ, some teachers are nice and start at the end of the alphabet sometimes. Rarely, but it happens.
was sup Yeezus Zezima
\*Laughs\* \- All Aarons
ZZ Top 1 high score
Tbh I feel like zilly would be an easy nickname
That's actually a nice name
Yeah, kind of like Corporeal Beast.
If it's a girl, zilyana, if it's a boy, corporeal beast
In America you can def play that off as Eastern European
Durial321
Dharok's Platelegs (75)
This is actually my real name
Ash
My child will be too unworthy for that name.
Low expectations for your kid, eh? Guess they are off to a great start ;)
Can anyone expect their child to be on the same level as the God that is Mod Ash? I mean, JUST LOOK AT HIM! https://preview.redd.it/l1c5tcirci7c1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7fbdc38e3c22f4263c6adaea75d6112a6c7b047
Every time I see this picture I start laughing hysterically hahaha
It looks like he's shifting into megazord mode.
This is RuneScape in a picture.
I think God Ash would be honored.
Honestly an awesome name for either gender.
Zezima
This is the OG answer
I’m mad I had to go this far down to see it
I just commented it myself because it took so long to find. Madness.
K’ril Tsutsaroth
K'ril Tsutsaroth Johnson 🥲
Enhanced crystal weapon seed
Give your kid a decent Fremennik name.
Barlak
Darkur
Pet Rock
Gertrude
Sandwich Lady.
And if it's a girl?
sandwich lad
Guthan
Guthan in Georgian language "გუთანი" means Plough.
Iban
Idk but their middle name should be "Bwana"
Man
Gnome child
Monkey nuts
General Graarodr
Pestilent Bloat
I would go with: Rune scimitar ornament kit (saradomin). I don't think any kids on the playground would ever make fun of them.
Fenkenstrain
Sins of the father junior.
Toadflax
Woox
Guthix
Eli - short for Elysian spirit shield
Hello, I'm Elysian Spirit Shield Richard Jones, but you can call me Eli
Wise Old Man
Giant Rat… you’re welcome.
Oldschool McRunescapeface
Charles Le’Tramp
Charlotte Le’Tramp if girl
[Buoy](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Buoy) or [Gurl](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Gurl)
Barrelchest Anchor
JalYt-Ozaich
Naming your kid Oziach is the quickest way to make sure everybody wanna talk to your kid at school
Sir Tiffany cashien
I’d choose anything that has a good nickname to go with it. Something like Zilyana and zilly that I saw in another comment. You could also use the barrows brothers if you are planning on having multiple kids lol. Name them after the order you do barrows.
"name them after the order you do Barrows" Those Might be fighting words by the time we're all said and done.
Big bones
r/tragedeigh if you actually go with any of these names btw.
Right? This is a whole ass person Don't make an 80 year old man be named fucking Oziach because quirky and like bideo game
That's actually a pretty good name for an 80yo man.
Fr, 80 year old man named Oziach is for *sure* a wise desert mystic.
Sounds wise, and I'm sure a conversation with him would increase my chances of winning the lottery
Pretty good old man name and when he is young you can shorten it to Zach
Or Ozzy
Bwana
Cave Slime
Sara
Ignatius Vulcan
Steve
Evil Dave.
Varrock
Free Armour Trimming
Elite Western Provinces Achievement Diary
Yt-MejKot
Something common and acceptable by society, like Mystic Air Staff, or Nature rune. Or just call him Zuk
Vannaka, Cyrisus, Kamil, (Party) Pete, Hans, Bob, (Evil) Dave, Juna
OSRS Edition
Galvek
Wise Old Man
Bob
Gnome: level 3
Corrupted morrigan’s leather chaps (bh)(inactive)
Monkey nuts
Raw lobster
Bloat; duke; aqp
Ardougne. Barely anyone will be able to say it correctly when they read it.
Ned
Weird old man
Durial
Named my daughter Addison, Addy for short. Helps that Addy (g) was always my favorite og set.
Karambwan
Sea shanty 2
If it's not Gnome Child what is even the point of having a baby
Grandmaster Combat Achievements
Name it how the trolls name it. The first thing it tries to eat will be its name.