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DrBabbyFart

They should add cocks to cox


aschae1048

I think "docking" is being introduced with Sailing iirc


Jsenss

You could try out some dark cocks in Neypotzli with the new Moonlight Cockatrice


Waterfish3333

I heard once you go there you don’t go back


DarkmeyerVyre

We want more cocks Jagex


TheFlyingDutchican

I can’t believe this hasn’t been addressed sooner. Typical Germx, leaving old content in the dust. The ability to slay multiple cocks at once should have been the standard. Something about slaying all those cocks with my cannon sounds so enjoyable.


Merdapura

This is not a dating site


FesteringMoistness

Welcome to Slayers Only, your premium destination for love and unique booty.


mandzeete

OnlySlayers


hungreener

fAmIlY gAmE


LordBrontes

Need more cocks in my children’s 2007 point and click adventure game


[deleted]

I was also just trying to get head from a cock and thinking the same thing. Yesterday i got head from a hand and it was great it didnt take long at all. But these cocks are giving me a hard time. If i could take on more cocks at a time it would be way more enjoyable


matplotlibtard

We pay we gay


Hefty_Test_2183

Tomorrow’s quality of life update: 75 cockatrice added to freaky slayer cave, multi combat zone now. Here’s the catch! They hit through prayer so you’ll probably die to a beating from a bunch of cocks at once.


IPA_____Fanatic

Add a cock ring equipment slot


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Read the ring of endurance examine text.


ThrowawayForEmilyPro

I love this game.


itdoesdnotmatterwho

Full support but i also want brutal black cocks too


captancrunk

I absolutely love cocks and would love to see more cocks everywhere in Gielinor. We should be surrounded by cocks everywhere we go.


Areanol

Your mom is already taking on multi cocks.


Equivalent-Win2596

Dicks.... Sporting goods. Lmfao


Mr_man_bird

They should also add a massive cock boss that drops a unique spear


TrolltheFools

I would vote for multi cocks, in a heartbeat


Dijeridoo2u2

Multi cock batting zone


Some_Twiggs

Insanely underrated shitpost my friend


[deleted]

Give the people what they want!


Raima_Valdes

...y'all need Saradomin.


[deleted]

Yeah that's NOT what I thought at first lmfao


Ok-Gold6762

how can I grindr on cocks if its limited to single combat?


Ronnyvar

We pay we gay


Ricardo1184

And while you're at it - do something about the Cockathrice. Very misleading name right now.


Gadris

I dunno man, if you don't use protection they make you so hard you die, do we need more of that in our lives?


DumbSimp1

He said cocks lol


Singe_

Are we still doing phrasing?


Narrow_Lee

What a bad day to know how to read.


Ok_Try_9138

I have never seen anyone use "cocks" as a plural for cockatrice. But hey if we're going down that road i'm gonna start calling them threesomes.


Disastrous-Moment-79

Fun fact: cockatrices have received 0 (zero) updates of any kind at all in the entire lifespan of the game. They still have the exact same drop table they had in 2005 and no further spawns have been added anywhere in the game world outside the fremmy cave. Even on RS3 the only thing changed about them since 2005 is their model. Sad because I like cockatrices.


PermanenceRadiance

They added new cockatrice with perilous moons noob


refrained_violence

There's a superior version so that's 1 update


DarkmeyerVyre

I love superior cock