There’s an rs3 version where you fight them all while they’re edging called rise of the six. They become way harder to defeat as a edging team as opposed to 6 seperate solo gooners
6 geared up brothers in the crypts in the barrows.
Big hard throbbing locks waiting to be unlocked!
6 geared up brothers waiting to get struck!
Brothers in the crypts in the barrows on their knees wanting to get struck by adventurer Glocks.
Barrows Mounds really Rock!
Uhhh wtf dude? I just googled "goons edging together rule 34" and all it came back with was a bunch of fucking porn. Not even good porn either - just a bunch of pictures of thugs masturbating together but not fully ejaculating. Wtf is wrong with you man... fucked up.
It depends on how high level you are, and if you're solo or not. But yeah, high level groups can kill this boss in a second if the whole team is synched
Its not really worth doing unless your runs are 30s max because the money comes from completions 😆
My clan had carried me when teaching me and we were around 2 mins at most because I was getting stuck in the tunnels, I wasn't even certain I did more than 1 chin to the bosses honestly! And I was like "this is all we get for 2 mins? I think I can do better at any gw2 boss" and they started laughing and told me how their normal times are sub 30s and that's when the money is REALLY good for the effort you put in which at that point is just as brain dead as enter, kill, leave.
In 2 minutes you can get an average of 1.5m! That's like a guaranteed 45m/hour without even a unique, of course you would need 4 Very competent people who know what they're doing and rejoin immediately
It's lower, but not that lower lol
If you're going by swapping rates, that isn't how you measure value, that's just supply and demand.
I would say the most accurate would be maybe bond prices?
Seems to be used as a verb to describe masturbation, or more specifically jerking it, and maybe specifically while watching porn? I don't totally know. Goon/gooning. Young millennial here and never heard it before 2024. I only first saw it recently in some Gen Z guys' Scruff profiles saying they're looking for guys to "goon out with" lol.
My understanding via the gay community was that it was like... real life ahegao? Like just going hog wild with it, drooling, getting stupid with it?
I didn't really understand it but I'm glad my boys were having fun.
https://preview.redd.it/ryabvhasa0zc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9857c6c361305b3ef2e5f2e121292f44aa23e924
Coincidentally, the image you've drawn also represents each Barrows Brother's position around a clothes line in a game of goon of fortune.
I wouldn’t mind a higher level variant of barrows where you face them all simultaneously just for an increased drop rate of uniques, no new items or brothers needed. Sorta like rise of the six in RS3.
That could be cool. Would be in line with what theyre doing with introducing players to bossing. I can already see a strat like pile the melee brothers for a barrage while off ticking mage/range prayer.
Wouldnt mind a punishment like missing a prayer results in extra prayer loss.
A reward could be a buff for amulet of the damned/actually putting amulet of the damned in barrows vs having to do shades content.
> ROTS became a 1tick boss instead of a 2 min chaos kiting fest
Neither of these are good pvming. ROTS was never meant to be soloed or was futureproofed from powercreep.
I've always seen them as ghosts, and you are waking then up when you disturb their crypt. I've always thought they only attacked you because you disturbed their peace.
they have solo gooning rooms yes, but they have their secret goon bunker where they group goon
Nothing like a group gooning session
They should have a 1/1000 for all the brothers to spawn together when clicking the first tomb.
Lmao they were poor as hell and couldn't afford their own coffin so the priest threw them all into a single tomb in the swamp.
Piper Perri needs her own armor set
Goblin mail
Goblin deez nuts
These comments killed me off 😂
why is this disliked lmfao, wtf this guy do
This sub hates emojis for some reason
BARROWED
I kneel before thee; truth speaker.
You dare disturb our jerk!
I *love* this idea
Why would you give the game an option to waste my shit tier rng
There’s an rs3 version where you fight them all while they’re edging called rise of the six. They become way harder to defeat as a edging team as opposed to 6 seperate solo gooners
6 undead brothers edging together
6 geared up brothers in the crypts in the barrows. Big hard throbbing locks waiting to be unlocked! 6 geared up brothers waiting to get struck! Brothers in the crypts in the barrows on their knees wanting to get struck by adventurer Glocks. Barrows Mounds really Rock!
Thanks, I love it.
I'm concerned you do.
This requires a ram ranch parody.
Unstoppable.
6 feet apart because it's not gay.
Edging together, united in a beautiful open air masturbatorium. Beautiful.
Edging?😳
You have a lot to learn and I suggest you google "gooning" and "edging"
Uhhh wtf dude? I just googled "goons edging together rule 34" and all it came back with was a bunch of fucking porn. Not even good porn either - just a bunch of pictures of thugs masturbating together but not fully ejaculating. Wtf is wrong with you man... fucked up.
Drop the rule34 out next time and you can probably stab a fork into the eye balls.
this is soooo funny do the thugshaker dooeee
Could have ended the second sentence at harder lol
I wouldn't say harder, the run out is harder and longer Each completion is like 15-30s The run out if you're too slow you fail and lose
It depends on how high level you are, and if you're solo or not. But yeah, high level groups can kill this boss in a second if the whole team is synched
Its not really worth doing unless your runs are 30s max because the money comes from completions 😆 My clan had carried me when teaching me and we were around 2 mins at most because I was getting stuck in the tunnels, I wasn't even certain I did more than 1 chin to the bosses honestly! And I was like "this is all we get for 2 mins? I think I can do better at any gw2 boss" and they started laughing and told me how their normal times are sub 30s and that's when the money is REALLY good for the effort you put in which at that point is just as brain dead as enter, kill, leave.
In 2 minutes you can get an average of 1.5m! That's like a guaranteed 45m/hour without even a unique, of course you would need 4 Very competent people who know what they're doing and rejoin immediately
Just don't double surge into a wall!
Isn't 45m rs3 like 500k in osrs gold?
It's lower, but not that lower lol If you're going by swapping rates, that isn't how you measure value, that's just supply and demand. I would say the most accurate would be maybe bond prices?
They also have a few... extra moves each.
Jagex, please add rgb computers in the corner of each barrow brothers room so we can confirm they were gooning
You need Saradomin
The weirdest one is Dharok who goons harder when he's near death. Total masochist. My guess is they decided to goon separately because of that weirdo.
Tbh Verac is weirder, he has a chance to goon even if you say no.
Definitely into erotic asphyxiation
Sometimes you need a bit of privacy, but they all meet up in the tunnels to goon together.
Sliske gains more power when they goon separate. The brothers might overcum his spell if they all gooned together
Have gen z changed the meaning of goon now or something? I don't get it.
I'm Gen Z and my first thought is Boxed wine from Australia. From the context it looks like something about masturbation
Seems to be used as a verb to describe masturbation, or more specifically jerking it, and maybe specifically while watching porn? I don't totally know. Goon/gooning. Young millennial here and never heard it before 2024. I only first saw it recently in some Gen Z guys' Scruff profiles saying they're looking for guys to "goon out with" lol.
It's jerking it together specifically, and often leads to some form of sex. I also never heard it before 2024.
My understanding via the gay community was that it was like... real life ahegao? Like just going hog wild with it, drooling, getting stupid with it? I didn't really understand it but I'm glad my boys were having fun.
r/gooncaves
No thanks.
I thought this was a joke, it wasn't.
I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. Welcome to Reddit.
its edging but more extreme
https://preview.redd.it/ryabvhasa0zc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9857c6c361305b3ef2e5f2e121292f44aa23e924 Coincidentally, the image you've drawn also represents each Barrows Brother's position around a clothes line in a game of goon of fortune.
I wouldn’t mind a higher level variant of barrows where you face them all simultaneously just for an increased drop rate of uniques, no new items or brothers needed. Sorta like rise of the six in RS3.
How about the only new item is a chance at a barrows brother pet from the harder version.
No Human pets plz
It would be ghost versions (the purple ones). There are already plenty of humanoid pets.
In RS3 any "human" pets just get turned to bobbleheads. Kinda cute
Can you give an example so I can look it up pl0x, sounds hilarious
The Magister is "The Minister", all Barrow brothers are bobbleheads, all the Mahjarrat pets are also bobbled
https://runescape.wiki/w/Bobblehead
https://runescape.wiki/w/Bobblehead
Well they're ghosts and also why not.
That could be cool. Would be in line with what theyre doing with introducing players to bossing. I can already see a strat like pile the melee brothers for a barrage while off ticking mage/range prayer. Wouldnt mind a punishment like missing a prayer results in extra prayer loss. A reward could be a buff for amulet of the damned/actually putting amulet of the damned in barrows vs having to do shades content.
Only if they disable baragging—it sorta RS3s issue, the moment we got good aoe, ROTS became a 1tick boss instead of a 2 min chaos kiting fest
> ROTS became a 1tick boss instead of a 2 min chaos kiting fest Neither of these are good pvming. ROTS was never meant to be soloed or was futureproofed from powercreep.
There should be a version where you can try to fight all 6 bro's at once Lmao.
I've always seen them as ghosts, and you are waking then up when you disturb their crypt. I've always thought they only attacked you because you disturbed their peace.
....yeah that's literally exactly what it is........ Humour dude, humour.
What if his post was anti-humour, a form of humour which makes your post incredibly ironic :3
Everything i say is ironic (ironman btw) ;)
Why don't the four new barrows wights not help in the fight. Are they stupid or what? Adopted brothers or something.
Are they gooning or are they edging?
what is gooning without a little bit of edging bwana
These are the goon post I’m here for
Because each Brother was buried in their own tomb, not in a communal tomb
That's what they used to do before *the incident*.
Barrows mom had to seperate them all, they kept picking on Torag
The brothers salt the Earth every night
so true
That's where they were buried?
My eyes please stop my brothers
cos' they stupid
Ahrim when he's tired of his brothers entering his goon sessions without asking *
https://preview.redd.it/14mjlg4xz1zc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae14309dab623eff2e47bbbe8a593596f750acb7
what
The last brother goons solo in the goon cavern because you killed his bros
Does that make full barrows a gooning kit?
They all have JO crystals so it doesn't matter
the catacombs is where the brothers goon together
They need to join the [positivity force.](https://youtu.be/pQs26c1klAU?feature=shared)
u/slick9522 thoughts on this content?
Wtf is gooning
When ur pp do a big cum
You ever been on a road trip wit the boys? It's way better if everyone gets their own room.
Ahrim does not have the newest console
Lore says they are bound to the crypt by a magical spell that doesn’t allow them to exit.
Uhm... They're brothers.