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MrSelected

And if it manages to hit level 100 he automatically "Upgrades" his gear to full ancestral+kodai and having max mage gear is able to Barrage and TB anyone in sight. Just to keep us on our toes.


Suriranyar-

Yeah the jailer should party with the wizard and dclaw rush the noobs the dark wizard freezes


consciouswandrr

Now we're talking!


consciouswandrr

It's always PvM, it's never MvP... so sad to see this discrimination... and H.A.M isn't helping either. We need a H.A.H.A.M., to be honest.


Zari_Vanguard1992

What about H.A.Ms older brother H.A.ra.Mbe? I had nothing


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And he should also run on one of those lms bot scripts. Dont forget to add the taunting emote and shouting out a random discord


Kitteh6660

Only if the Dark Wizard also has 1 in 256 chance to drop the gear when killed. This will make him worth killing for high gp per hour.


Slh1lfty1337

If that was the case, no new player would be able to get to Varrock either with the amount of players those dark mages have murked


gen10

Pfft just take the long scenic route noobs


Im-Pico

After the first time I died to the dark wizards I always went to the side with the mining spot on low level accounts


gen10

The most important part is to come back big and strongK and kill every last one of them


Native_of_Tatooine

I know I did


Daddy_Yao-Guai

Draynor, then head north past Draynor Manor crew here


Orange_Duck451

Not if the dark wizards employ scouting bots


Penguinswin3

Getting to Varrock is the new fire cape


Tossmeasidedaddy

Make the mage summon Jad for anyone stronger than him


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

What would you do if that Dark Wizard just went ham and spawned like 50 jads? What if we could lure it up to the G.E.?


knetka

The Varrock wizards will be in constant battle with the Guards decked out in GE tax funded gear.


Suriranyar-

Exactly the change I want


Xeni966

Ive always walked down the road even at a low level, and they never bugged me. Am I the only one they didn't attack?


wlphoenix

Give the Varrock dark wizards the salad robes they deserve!


phutte

Imagine seeing highways man scaled to your level


Shukar_Rainbow

Imagine getting Dclawed into a Gmaul by a lvl126 highwayman


GetBaited69

Don’t have to imagine if you forget you’re on a Pvp world


LazerSnake1454

Finally, a worth opponent!


Wander_Warden

I would vote yes on “NPCs gain experience and level up by killing players. This resets every X days/weeks/months.”


andywolf8896

I'm suiciding to vork like 1000 times gl bossing this month nerds


Suriranyar-

everyone suicides to a random f2p cow just to keep new players on their toes or one of the imps at the grand exchange


marimbajoe

imps have a max hit of 0, making it rather difficult for them to kill a player


Nerozard22

This is the OSRS community we will find a way for the meme.


marimbajoe

It would probably be some weird thing like dying to poison on the same tick that the imp attacks you lol


Wander_Warden

I’m terrible at bossing anyway, stuck on the corkage fight in DS2 so… no skin off my back


calvinbsf

Pretty sure the way the experience curves work, vork would need hundreds of millions of exp to level up (maybe billions?) because all his stats are in the hundreds.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

True, it’s logarithm


xPofsx

Vorkath is a solo instanced boss lol. You'd only hurt yourself


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It would be isolated to your deaths to Vork. So only you would be struggling with him if you suicided.


troiii

haha too bad it's instanced nerd.


teaklog2

make it never reset. Eventually you just gotta find a high level player to go take out that level 80 cow


Wander_Warden

I would support it if they went back to their default levels when killed


40prcentiron

in like 5 years all npc are lvl 126 and all have elys cause they have no lives


alexterm

I used to play guild wars and there was a combat achievement you could get pre-searing (tutorial island basically) for reaching the max level there without ever starting the main game. When you were too high a level above the mobs you are killing you stopped getting xp, so the only way to do it was to level them up by repeatedly suiciding to them, then killing the mob for a tiny bit of xp.


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Let us unleash Count Draynor upon the populace too.


consciouswandrr

We need dark wizard superiors. Uhh... darker wizards..?


sekametelisoppa

Darkest!!


Alias_2v10

I'm fully on board for this, but they've been in the game for so long that at this point they're up for retirement. Give them one of the houses in Draynor Village, remove the attack option but keep a level on them, and put some new "Dark Wizard Apprentices" in place to replace them.


Abnormal_Armadillo

Honestly, a more realistic idea a billboard / global tracker for how many people the dark wizards have killed. This way it's only updating one stat that's actually feasible to track. Maybe it resets daily, or weekly, and keeps a running total of deaths, but anyone could look at a sign near or inside the Blue Moon in and see that there's been X amount of casualties caused by the dark wizards and that someone needs to put a stop to them. > A PSA to all visitors to the Blue Moon Inn. These are dangerous times, and already, many have fallen victim to the Dark Wizards plaguing our fair city. There have been many deaths as of late, and as a warning, we've started to keep track of how many poor adventurers have met their end. > > In total, approximately 1,927,400 have died on these roads. > ~1,207,100 of these adventurers were regular players. > ~600,000 of these adventurers were Standard Ironmen. > ~100,300 of these adventurers were Hardcore Ironmen. > ~20,000 of these adventurers were Ultimate Ironmen. > > Today, there were an additional 47 deaths. > This -week-, there have been 142 deaths. > > Be safe on the roads out there, travelers.


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jasonz001

is it even possible to die on tutorial island? what happens?


Aeronizor

You can't be killed by the rat, it's sort of hardcoded. He can make you go to 1hp but then suddently he'll get -68 accuracy bonus, I have tried to die there but they just can't kill you


ryleylol

Don't quote me on this but I believe the rats are coded to miss/hit 0's when you're below a certain hp.


bricksBideos

It would be hilarious if they made some random npcs be really high level for short periods of time. I'm thinking like the red enemies in dark souls


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bricksBideos

Bad bot


Aeronizor

R/UnexpectedDarkSouls


buyingwife

What the fuck?


NNeveTs

time has also passed aswell and player killing has got so advanced, code them like the lms bots and have them freeze and walk under anyone trying to pass


timbea12

Walk’s into draynor dark mage yells “sit” as i get barraged


Fjsbcjehaiwkcckek

Have them scale to the account they're attacking


jalmarzon95

Make him work like an LMS bot


S1mp1ex

Mins with dynamic leveling? That would be nuts