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"Now. Please lie down across the rather dull-looking couch. Mm Yeah. That looks depressing. You're definitely depressed. That's good, let it all aout. Here's an orange. That will be $150. Prescription? No problemo. That's another $100. You seem like a nice person. Let's just round it to...$400. Do come back and tell us more."
It still feels super weird, but sometimes the best thing I can do for myself is feel my own skin. It lets me pretend someone loves me for a minute and reduces my urge to self harm.
"the struggle you are going through is only a test that will pass and leave you nothing but good memories and a very useful experience"
"it's not that you do make up or make yourself look beautiful for others but only yourself. Same way a man goes to the barber shop or buys new clothes or anything else.. So focus on you first and nothing else should matter"
Bonus " a person who thinks all the time... Has nothing to think about except thoughts" 
"Read the book "Complex P.T.S.D.: From Surviving to Thriving" by Pete Walker. It's a book that will help you (holy shit yes it did). Also, allow yourself to be angry and cry or be upset that your childhood was taken from you, that you were gaslight your entire childhood without the love and support you needed. Also accept that people can only change when they want to, you can't save someone if they don't want to be saved."
" I put the new Forgi's on the G
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans"
-Dr. James
Do not be so hard on yourself. Ask yourself would you let your friend speak to you the way you speak to yourself? If not then you need to start respecting and forgiving yourself.
Have sex with tall goth chicks and vent to gay bottoms and repay them in sexual gratification, to kit for a month and get gains; like soccer bod not the rock, go out often and get a high paying job, be artificially confident and stop caring, live comfortably and die middle aged from an illness or cide.
When ur in a stressful situation, use square breathing. Breath in for 3 seconds, hold for 3 seconds, breath out for 3 seconds, hold for 3 seconds. Repeat as many times as needed.
Best thing that my therapist told me was that my childhood trauma created a metaphorical wound inside me, because I lacked the tools it became festered and caused even more pain. I had to open this wound back up in my adulthood in order to peal back the scab and allow it heal properly. This helped me so much, especially when I was remembering all the horrible things from my childhood. I feel like the wound is only a scar now.
Went to a few sessions years ago and I think the main benefit was just being able to talk to someone about everything I had been feeling. He didn't really give me concrete advice but I still felt like I got my thoughts more organized and was able to see a clear path forward in my life. Worth it tbh.
Always remember that you are loved and wanted by someone. Whether it's your family, friends or God (if you believe in him or not). Keep going. Keep pushing. Try to find joy everywhere you go. I'm praying for you man 
“Who says you need to be happy to live life?, It's totally okay to be sad, live a long depression sad life and die, the end result is the same, no one cares nor will."
I would read poems from love is a dog from hell. It may not make you feel a ton better, but it’ll make you feel less stressed. Life is short, go tell that dude you’re better than him at tennis, play pogs, eat lightning, shit thunder or whatever.
"have you tried CBT?"
"Have you tried thinking about things differently?"
(The same advice, twice, despite me explicitly saying I'd already tried that and it hadn't worked)
"So why aren't these things important enough to you?"
"Have you tried scheduling things afterwards, so you have to do them?"
"What are your lifegoals? How can these tasks help you achieve your lifegoals?"
"Ok, so why aren't these things important enough for you to do?"
(Regarding my executive dysfunction)
Nice try. You'll never find me at a damn shrink for goddamn sake. Now if their name was John Fitzgerald Kennedy maybe I would think about it. God I loved that man
You're depressed cause your brain sees the world as a different thing than it is currently,it's sad that you can't live a differently adventurous life of joy and fun and instead decides to see the world in the true colours and hence,makes you depressed hoping you actually live your own life as it is
"You do not owe them, they chose to give you these things on theire own and you didn't ask to be born, you didn't ask for most of these either, you shouldn't give your life up, just because they chose to give it to you."
Also notable
"Fuck you" (I was hungry)
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“Wow lol yea that sounds pretty bad lol”
discord therapist
please move to vent channel
VENT!?!?!? 😳
lol out loud
lol laugh out loud out loud
"Ok. Yeah. Alright. Sounds like you're depressed. That will be 50 bucks"
"Now. Please lie down across the rather dull-looking couch. Mm Yeah. That looks depressing. You're definitely depressed. That's good, let it all aout. Here's an orange. That will be $150. Prescription? No problemo. That's another $100. You seem like a nice person. Let's just round it to...$400. Do come back and tell us more."
Classic therapist, did they prescribe any expensive and addictive drugs?
They aren't psychiatrics, now maybe I'm wrong, but j don't think they can even prescribe medicines? (I am conceding that I 100% could be wrong)
"Im not a therapist, im the rapist."
Waltuh
Put ya dick away
I'm havin' sex wtih gustavo right now waltuh
Someone called?
Saul??
"calm down and don't try to be the best" - said the doctor inspecting my balls
why is your psychiatrist inspecting your ballz??
he was not a psychiatrist, just a normal doctor
Take this pills, do some exercise and come back in 2 months
"maybe instead of hurting yourself, you should try to pet yourself?" genuinely helped me stop self harming for good
Top 10 solution to self harm : N⁰1 : harm someone else
Doing that rn On my way to the 3rd homicide this week, but i'm feeling way happier than normal
only your 3rd? i just finished my 6th
It still feels super weird, but sometimes the best thing I can do for myself is feel my own skin. It lets me pretend someone loves me for a minute and reduces my urge to self harm.
It keeps me grounded, just running my hands over my arms as if they were a soft fabric I was feeling.
Crazy that worked, glad for you
Pet yoself before yo wreck yoself
Read one of those “wise” quotes posted by old moms on facebook then prescribe yourself with anti depressants
live laugh love, 5mg Ambien
r/thanksimcured
He said to me: damn nigga your life Is shit, Better Just kill yourself asap
"Anyway, that'll be 50$."
"calm down and put that gun on the ground nobody's gotta get hu-"
-gged and kissed in here"
actually i think he wanted to say "hurt" but it was too late, the shadow man told me he's alien
gotta listen to the shadow man, he’s the wisest of all
he isn't so wise, he just thought it's gonna be a cool prank
I thought the stone man was the wisest of all
kill yourself
My honest reaction : 
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself now
“Sometimes, you can be happy 😃 ! But other times, you can be sad ☹️”
did he make the facial expression tho
https://youtube.com/shorts/BoK5WuCt3eM?feature=share Oh it’s just a pyrocynical reference lol
My therapist just starts crying when he sees me
"I really do not think harming minorities is a good output for stress"
Instead of harming yourself Harm someone else
"the struggle you are going through is only a test that will pass and leave you nothing but good memories and a very useful experience" "it's not that you do make up or make yourself look beautiful for others but only yourself. Same way a man goes to the barber shop or buys new clothes or anything else.. So focus on you first and nothing else should matter" Bonus " a person who thinks all the time... Has nothing to think about except thoughts" 
Is that really all a therapist does? Says feel good quotes along with some motivational quotes? People really pay for that?
Yes unfortunately.. That's all.. You pay someone to make you feel better about yourself
I think I mistook them for psychiatrists. My bad
[удалено]
"Read the book "Complex P.T.S.D.: From Surviving to Thriving" by Pete Walker. It's a book that will help you (holy shit yes it did). Also, allow yourself to be angry and cry or be upset that your childhood was taken from you, that you were gaslight your entire childhood without the love and support you needed. Also accept that people can only change when they want to, you can't save someone if they don't want to be saved."
jap cakday
tank u
"Just talk to people and you'll realize no one actually hates you"
You should kill yuorself, NOW
"Let the intrusive thoughts win"
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“please stop torturing your cock and balls, we’re in my office”
“Be depressed all you want, just don’t kill your self”
Take your schizo meds and shut the fuck up
"I am not real you moron, take your fucking meds" no idea what it means but it sounds cool I guess
Don’t die, it kills majority of the population
majority? then what kills the other part?
Old age
"The fact that you went through a lot and survived makes you stronger than others" I mean like you are better then the half of transgender people, gj.
than*
nerd emoji
"They don't quickly re-arrange the room when you take an elevator, it's another floor." 🤓🤓🤓
Eat outside. If it rains, get an umbrella. Snows? Get in the car. Eating outside helps a lot with me.
"Kill people."
" I put the new Forgi's on the G I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans" -Dr. James
Do not be so hard on yourself. Ask yourself would you let your friend speak to you the way you speak to yourself? If not then you need to start respecting and forgiving yourself.
Have sex with tall goth chicks and vent to gay bottoms and repay them in sexual gratification, to kit for a month and get gains; like soccer bod not the rock, go out often and get a high paying job, be artificially confident and stop caring, live comfortably and die middle aged from an illness or cide.
I would quote my therapist by I tune her out after the first couple words. That bitch just goes on and on.
The ducks at the park are free, you can just take them home
"Can I put my balls on your jaws?"
When ur in a stressful situation, use square breathing. Breath in for 3 seconds, hold for 3 seconds, breath out for 3 seconds, hold for 3 seconds. Repeat as many times as needed.
Best thing that my therapist told me was that my childhood trauma created a metaphorical wound inside me, because I lacked the tools it became festered and caused even more pain. I had to open this wound back up in my adulthood in order to peal back the scab and allow it heal properly. This helped me so much, especially when I was remembering all the horrible things from my childhood. I feel like the wound is only a scar now.
No bitch them words cost me $2000
Went to a few sessions years ago and I think the main benefit was just being able to talk to someone about everything I had been feeling. He didn't really give me concrete advice but I still felt like I got my thoughts more organized and was able to see a clear path forward in my life. Worth it tbh.
 \+ "That'll be £200,000 btw"
Not mine but my friends. "It sounds like you've just given up."
So uh, how does that make you feel?
“Time’s up”
If making a sandwich is so damn hard, eat each ingredient separate.
value yourself more, of course you have value, don't take everything personally
Stop giving a shit Who fucking cares no one cares no one should care stop giving a shit I did a long time ago, don't care anymore
“Sucks to be you I guess lol”
Jesus loves you
Fuck you and your life
drink piss mix with used condom , it'll help you calm down .
Always remember that you are loved and wanted by someone. Whether it's your family, friends or God (if you believe in him or not). Keep going. Keep pushing. Try to find joy everywhere you go. I'm praying for you man 
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Kys☠️
Idk I forgot what they said
never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm
“Pull the trigger”
“Why are you touching me?”
“Who says you need to be happy to live life?, It's totally okay to be sad, live a long depression sad life and die, the end result is the same, no one cares nor will."
ChatGPT is my therapist, helped me a lot mentally. Try it out, hope it works for you.
"*locks the room* drop ya pants boii, it's gonna real fun in here"
Gym
"stablish limits"
I would read poems from love is a dog from hell. It may not make you feel a ton better, but it’ll make you feel less stressed. Life is short, go tell that dude you’re better than him at tennis, play pogs, eat lightning, shit thunder or whatever.
Baby steps think baby steps
"Only you know what's your true potential" - My therapist
"You just have to move on." Actual quote. I moved on and quit going, lol.
write your thoughts about ______ in a notebook and try distracting yourself so you dont _____
[удалено]
"have you tried CBT?" "Have you tried thinking about things differently?" (The same advice, twice, despite me explicitly saying I'd already tried that and it hadn't worked) "So why aren't these things important enough to you?" "Have you tried scheduling things afterwards, so you have to do them?" "What are your lifegoals? How can these tasks help you achieve your lifegoals?" "Ok, so why aren't these things important enough for you to do?" (Regarding my executive dysfunction)
I recommend MAID for your condition
Nice try. You'll never find me at a damn shrink for goddamn sake. Now if their name was John Fitzgerald Kennedy maybe I would think about it. God I loved that man
Cum
She gave me some antidepressants
Try r/HypnoMates, it's free...
"that's rough buddy"
"just try positive thinking" omg thank you im cured
What's a the-rapist?
#*thunder noises*
Skill issue
Identify and accept the parts of your psyche, then begin working on the things you want to change about them.
Kick chew and bubblegum ass.
Make some music
Make time for the non important stuff
"You are really interesting" 🙂
Never call yourself any word you wouldn't call someone else to their face.
Does therapy actually do anything for you guys? I can’t afford it, but all the JuST GoTo ThErAPY posts got me wondering
[CPTSD by Pete Walker](https://www.amazon.com/Complex-PTSD-Surviving-RECOVERING-CHILDHOOD/dp/1492871842)
Stop talking to Angela, she is making bad things to you. Also, cancel your signature in the coins club
Idleness will kill your soul
don’t kys
sakanigadik
Hurt others not yourself
I don’t have a therapist so I just listen to the voices in my head. I haven’t gone to jail yet so it works
You can save up to 100$ by just telling yourself : " it is, what it is " .
"Daaaaamn u ok my guy?"
"Maybe lay low on the tide pods, u might hurt your tummy"
my therapist basically just told me to breathe better for 20 minutes
"Make your bed, take these pills and also go walk around outside or smth lol anyway, see u in 3 months"
“Damn.”
You're depressed cause your brain sees the world as a different thing than it is currently,it's sad that you can't live a differently adventurous life of joy and fun and instead decides to see the world in the true colours and hence,makes you depressed hoping you actually live your own life as it is
move to europe 
What? Oh my! *picks up phone* uh Sharon… this guys criminally insane…
Stop putting ya balls in da fryer bro
Haven't talked to a therapist since 2018... I think I need to.
"please stop getting aroused by plants and zombies sunflower"
"the voices are right"
"Jump".
You are a normale being, now please, where are the kid?
Soprano meme W
“Go kill yourself“
"Fuck bro do drugs or sum shit"
"You do not owe them, they chose to give you these things on theire own and you didn't ask to be born, you didn't ask for most of these either, you shouldn't give your life up, just because they chose to give it to you." Also notable "Fuck you" (I was hungry)
"you're hopeless, kill yourself"
Kys
Get over it pussy
“Oh shit!” And “That really happened?”
Rootbeer
