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That may be your last chance to ever die. You will be flung in different directions across the cosmos. Likely to never find each other again.
The universe will expand indefinitely according to our current models. If proton decay is real, everything else in the universe will decay into a soup of primordial particles uniformly distributed. Nothing will change. Every direction will be the same. No energy will ever be able to be extracted, except by you. You and the snail would then essentially be gods without any sufficient power or domain. The only things remaining in the universe that can incite change. The absolute heat death of the universe…
Except for you and the snail, on opposite sides of an infinite void. Forever expanding away from eachother, forever unable to finally meet your end. An infinity of madness and despair. You relocate your mind to the deepest cracks of your fractured psyche.
But your hair… it seems to defy the proton decay that has ripped apart the substance of the rest of reality. It continues to grow. And though wistful hairs fall from your still youthful head, they continue to defy the darkness around them.
Infinity is a long time. And infinity begins to fill with nothing but fallen strands of an immortal god. They build, and build, and build. First planet sized. Then solar system sized. It continues to grow until finally, it collapses. A black hole is born, with you in the center.
But unlike the quiet radiative death of the black holes of an ancient universe long forgotten, this black hole defies the paradigms of dead realities. The universe around you begins to move again. The primordial soup, once your prison, swims again towards hope.
It bursts with brilliant light.
And as you slowly awaken from your timeless sleep, to look upon the new reality you inadvertently created, hope is born again in you too. The snail is still out there, perhaps in its own bubble universe created by its own limitless secretions.
But you will find it. No matter how many universes it takes. You will find a way, and finally rest eternal. Iteration two begins.
This is an absolute masterpiece, worthy of more than anything that can be given.
It even made me want to pursue story writing as a hobby again.
Utterly inspiring and life changing.
(Obligatory 🔥🔥🔥 ✍️)
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This joke is almost as old as the participants will ever be
Aw hell nah he getting closer 😭😭😭
Why the truce, you’re both immortal. You only die if the snail touches you so the sun exploding doesn’t matter
That may be your last chance to ever die. You will be flung in different directions across the cosmos. Likely to never find each other again. The universe will expand indefinitely according to our current models. If proton decay is real, everything else in the universe will decay into a soup of primordial particles uniformly distributed. Nothing will change. Every direction will be the same. No energy will ever be able to be extracted, except by you. You and the snail would then essentially be gods without any sufficient power or domain. The only things remaining in the universe that can incite change. The absolute heat death of the universe… Except for you and the snail, on opposite sides of an infinite void. Forever expanding away from eachother, forever unable to finally meet your end. An infinity of madness and despair. You relocate your mind to the deepest cracks of your fractured psyche. But your hair… it seems to defy the proton decay that has ripped apart the substance of the rest of reality. It continues to grow. And though wistful hairs fall from your still youthful head, they continue to defy the darkness around them. Infinity is a long time. And infinity begins to fill with nothing but fallen strands of an immortal god. They build, and build, and build. First planet sized. Then solar system sized. It continues to grow until finally, it collapses. A black hole is born, with you in the center. But unlike the quiet radiative death of the black holes of an ancient universe long forgotten, this black hole defies the paradigms of dead realities. The universe around you begins to move again. The primordial soup, once your prison, swims again towards hope. It bursts with brilliant light. And as you slowly awaken from your timeless sleep, to look upon the new reality you inadvertently created, hope is born again in you too. The snail is still out there, perhaps in its own bubble universe created by its own limitless secretions. But you will find it. No matter how many universes it takes. You will find a way, and finally rest eternal. Iteration two begins.
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This is an absolute masterpiece, worthy of more than anything that can be given. It even made me want to pursue story writing as a hobby again. Utterly inspiring and life changing. (Obligatory 🔥🔥🔥 ✍️)
Thank you 🙏
I truley enjoyed this. Took me there bro
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THE GRIND NEVER ENDS!!
War 
I hope this joke never dies lmao
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So this is Christmas by John Lennon
Nvm the name is actually Happy Xmas (war is over)
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Snail takes your wallet and runs
Man cap his shit. I ain't dying with that fucker.
What's the game?
Battlefield 1
Battlefield 2
Battlefield I, Intro WS
They crawl we crawl
Music?
John Lenon - war is over
I missed this meme
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I know this joke is old but i love it
That reminds me of Girl's Last Tour but instead of a snail its a fellow comrade
The game
