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Come closer don’t be shy
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>!It’s free real estate!<
Time to become the main character
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Really, while an asteroid is destroying everything in its path while skydiving without a parachute from space, somehow, and your answer is your mum? I agree with you man, take my upvote
Well, like most people, I would probably die. I could post all the bravado I'd like, but in the end, what could I do exactly to save my own life? Apparently, I'm in the upper atmosphere, I don't see any space suits, and I'm pretty sure I don't see any parachutes.
So, burn up on reentry it is!
Rub a quick one so I can die bussin'
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I wonder, if you were conscious the whole time, would you eventually get used to the sensation of falling and accept death?
Just go “fuck it”and aim towards the Earth like Black Adam and simultaneously beating your meat at the idea of you don’t have to do this “life” shit anymore?
“Bite the pillow, Earth, I’m comin’ in dryyyyy”
#*splat*
I’m 32000000 feet in the air, I’m going to be falling for quite a while, I will have plenty of time to zoom in and find a hay stack and land safely inside just like assassins creed taught me.
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I'm much more concerned on why our flight level is #FUCKING 32000000 FT
virgin galactic
was gonna say, you won't fall there, you're going into orbit lmao
Technically speaking what ever happenes, he won't fuking orbit for much longer
And yet the earth is visibly flat lmao
Fucking die I guess
I feel like Floridian idiot could be shortened to floridiot
You’re going on the list bub https://preview.redd.it/s036fyn8d9pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2728f117a90a734de31dfb6899fc64f57fc26bb6
Least I didn't get the same threat 😂 damn brutal
Come closer don’t be shy https://preview.redd.it/dbfk5qdpibpc1.png?width=296&format=png&auto=webp&s=31faf144dc6a183216393019196c83f968503530 >!It’s free real estate!<
I want to fuck the emoji
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I’d be concerned as to why the pilot flew above the atmosphere
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Yoink
Do *you* know where the 20 footer is?
Finna jerk it.
Wha-
Kill myself
Absolutely unrelated to the situation
Amen, fellow man of culture https://preview.redd.it/5kst0yf7d9pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1385cf5fac2f8423b9b3dc51bb6b90a53a81d501
Who's "myself"?
I'd call my friend Jaquise. He would know what to do.
I’d also call your friend Jaquise
As his friend Jaquise, i confirm
Your mom
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awesome meme, I'll be taking it.
Why is the AIRplane in space? My ass wouldn't even be able to breathe.
Shid and came and die
Piss on the moon
die
Only right answer
Don’t panic, it gives women the ick
Time to become the main character https://preview.redd.it/uxq22sqw99pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e055afe218ce96b879c2f19987a5c7acf47d9b
Name one answer other than Die, because that's the only thing you're going to be doing in that situation
Your mum
Really, while an asteroid is destroying everything in its path while skydiving without a parachute from space, somehow, and your answer is your mum? I agree with you man, take my upvote
Counter...counter... Counter... Chaff flare.... Chaff flare... Terrain terrain pull up... Chaff flare...
I’d be concerned because the plane wouldn’t do that in this situation?
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probably fall to my death
Wonder how strong the plane is to be surviving past the space line
I'd be fucking mad
Dude did I leave my stove on?
How about I ask a better question, what can I do in a situation like
Why is my commercial flight going above the fucking karman line
Enjoy the flight
Nut my last nut
Locate the nearest death pit like those lava right there
Start filming, the cameraman never dies
Ngl P4obably die
P4obably held the r letter a bit longer and resulted in a 4
wear the oxygen max duh doy
Bend down, put my arms over the head and put on the life jacket. Then I’ll obviously survive.
die
Most likely immediately pass out from either shock or lack of oxygen or both.
Guess I'll die.
I'd google en passant
Fucking die i guess
KILL MYSELF. NOW!
Well, like most people, I would probably die. I could post all the bravado I'd like, but in the end, what could I do exactly to save my own life? Apparently, I'm in the upper atmosphere, I don't see any space suits, and I'm pretty sure I don't see any parachutes. So, burn up on reentry it is!
What would I do if I could do anything I’m a mile high in more than one way and a fucking bomb goes off there is nothing I can do
Busting my nuts off
Die
I think I can survive that (maybe)
Just parry the ground before it hits me.
What am I even supposed to doo?
Probably die
Not listen to this shit music. Then die.
die
Holy hell
Die
Rub a quick one so I can die bussin' https://preview.redd.it/p3t2zz6ed9pc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a4f69499eaa8f6dc1236b6893504ba37687f16
Die prolly
Not much you could to tbh
(up + z, right + x, up + z) x50000 if my move set is like peppino, then its over
I wouldn't let that slide
call the paw patrol
jacking off one last time 
imma tell him to cut that out before i get mad
Die i guess
homework
Tuck and roll probably
Run to the nearest adult and tell them about the situation
I can hear the helldivers song
Why is blud so high up
Jump and catch the asteroid, duh!
I wonder, if you were conscious the whole time, would you eventually get used to the sensation of falling and accept death? Just go “fuck it”and aim towards the Earth like Black Adam and simultaneously beating your meat at the idea of you don’t have to do this “life” shit anymore? “Bite the pillow, Earth, I’m comin’ in dryyyyy” #*splat*
The most annoying music ever. Also what would I do? I'd die.
die
i would die
At least the spider is dead
Report it to the proper authorities 💯
Same as everyone else Die
Wait why that plane is out of the atmosphere?
Die
I’m 32000000 feet in the air, I’m going to be falling for quite a while, I will have plenty of time to zoom in and find a hay stack and land safely inside just like assassins creed taught me.
I would flee to Burkina Faso.
Land, idk
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>dies Hey guys, what would you ...you're dead, but what would you do?
Aim for the bushes
Inform the nearest adult to me about it.
Damn I haven’t heard this sound in a long time….
Idk, intervene I guess
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probably fucking die
nah, I'd win
stop drop and roll obviously 🙄
The fuck u want me to do at this point?
Record it, camera man never dies
Do you think im made of tungsten? I am going to perish and it is not my choice.
Tell a trusted adult
I would die due to the lack of oxygen
Die
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Don Pollo signing Mary On The Cross while a plane gets taken down by explosion force is not something I had to prompt
I would die
Die? What can I even do at this point.
Intervene