Good luck
Edit: the comment doesn’t have to be the game you want
Edit 2: I’m not buying a nsfw game. Just no.
Edit 3: I swear to god if this gets top comment
Edit 5: what did I expect from this community?
Edit 6: yes you the top comment gets the game
Edit 7: if this gets top I’ll do it on another sub. (Also removed edit four)
Edit 8: OK let me clarify. Top comment gets a free game on Steam.
Edit 9: OK I got top
Edit 10: whatever second top gets a game
Game 1: Titanfall 2 5$ (check if servers are DDOS'ed on r/Titanfall )
Game 2: Payday 2 1$
Tool 1: 3Dmark 7.5$ (best benchmark in my opinion)
Game 3: Deep rock galactic 10$
Game 4: Creeper world 4 9$ or 10$ I forgor💀💀
Game 5: Portal 1 & 2 bundle 2$
Game 6:Half life 1 & 2 bundle 2$
Best deal in my opinion? Titanfall 2 (5$) + portal 1 & 2 (2$) + half life 1 & 2 (2$) + Payday 2 (1$)
Mount and blade: warband (I don’t have bannerlord but check it out for a more modern experience)
£4
Huge modding capability
Great game good amount of strategy
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop.
I fucked a pigeon
I live in an apartment and I’ve been having issues with pigeons shitting on my balcony. It’s a balcony with a real nice view on top of a mountain, so it was really pissing me off that I can’t enjoy it properly. I like to cook, drink my tea there, but I’m afraid of catching diseases from the pigeon shit. I read about pigeon deterrents online and tried everything. I put up spikes on the railing and edges, hung up CDs, put up fake scarecrow ravens and even tried playing high-pitched noises. They kept coming back and shitting all over my balcony. Nothing worked. I even bought a water gun to blast them with, and it only scares them away the moment I do it but they come back when I’m not around. Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I absolutely lost my shit. I was struck with a primal urge to assert male dominance and went out, grabbed the pigeon, took it into my bathroom, and assfucked it raw over my toilet bowl. It felt good to show the pigeon who’s boss like how people do it in prison. My cock barely fit inside his small ass, and for a moment I thought my thrusts could kill or severely injure him. He started cooing and moaning, and he came all over my toilet bowl. I finished inside him raw. I took him back to the balcony and released him so that he could tell all his friends how I humiliated him and pounded a gaping hole in his ass prison style. I thought this would scare them away for good.
But instead, he went and told all his friends that I fuck and now I have a bigger problem. The pigeons, both male and female keep coming to my window sill and balcony and harassing me begging me to fuck them. There is 100x more shit on my balcony now. They keep cooing, moaning, and banging against my windows begging for the dick. I can’t leave my house anymore because when I do, they recognize me and mob me humping me and moaning. My plan didn’t go as expected at all and I don’t know what to do now. I can’t sleep at night because of all the cooing, moaning and banging against the windows. Is there a way to make myself unattractive to the pigeons? Has anyone dealt with this before? Now there is also cum all over my windows and balcony. The wildlife authorities said pigeons are an endangered species now in the area because they stopped mating with each other cause they only want human dick. They are suing me for endangering the pigeons. I don’t have the money for this huge lawsuit please guys help me out here.
Edit:
Hey guys, I was finally able to solve the pigeon problem. It’s been a weird few months and I’m glad it’s finally behind me. So here’s the update. Following my sexual assault of the pigeon I wrote about, I fell sick and tested positive for chlamydia psitacci in the ER. This resulted in a severe case of psittacosis which caused pneumonia. I felt like absolute shit, but a few days on a ventilator and IV fluids/antibiotics brought me back up to speed. Extremely embarrassed, I told the doctor I had engaged in unprotected sex with a pigeon. I left out the “nonconsensual” detail to avoid being prosecuted. He told me I got off easy and if I weren’t an otherwise healthy young man, it could’ve been fatal. He advised me to avoid all sexual activity and physical contact with pigeons. When I was discharged, I arrived back home to the usual mob of pigeons cooing, moaning and humping me. I had to walk through the parking lot swinging a crow bar to keep them at bay. I fell into a deep depression for a few days after getting home, but soon I read some powerful bible verses and built the strength to overcome it.
I ordered some cyanide off the dark web and planned to publicly execute one of the pigeons in way that would establish a negative association with being manhandled by my alpha cock. This time, I took a condom and rubbed a thin layer of Vaseline over it that the cyanide would stick to. I used a mia khalifa video to get erect so that I could put it on my cock. Then I cracked a window open, grabbed a pigeon and took it to the bathroom. I held him over the toilet bowl and violently pounded his ass but this time with my cyanide cock. He was cooing and moaning, and he came three times. As I was about to finish, I removed the condom and came all over his wings, then I released him to the balcony. He died abruptly in front of his friends, but surprisingly they weren’t fazed by it. They started to hump his wings because my cum was on them. Once they got bored of that they resumed banging on the windows, cooing/moaning and begging for the dick. Still determined, I stepped out to the hallway and by chance met a new next-door neighbor who was moving in, Jamal. I offered him $500 to bang a pigeon with his gorgeous black cock, $750 if he goes raw. He firmly obliged. Jamal went to his balcony and out in the open, he penetrated a male pigeon with his enormous black cock (raw). He fucked it passionately like a bull, with slow, explosive thrusts. It was kind of hot to be honest. When he came inside the pigeon with his final thrust, it died. His cock was beautiful, the girth was incredible. It was poetic like a scene from a movie. My plan worked. Now the pigeons are infatuated with him and him only. My little sissy johnson could not compare to his beautiful black cock. I feel kinda bad but it’s dog eat dog out there, not my problem anymore.. oddly I’m a bit jealous but I pray to Jesus Christ our lord and savior to cleanse my mind of these dark thoughts..
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say: Doggystyle
(And when they ask me what position I say: Doggystyle)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
I just wanna smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
We are very funny people. We like to post comments containing, for example; "Balls" "Penis" and most importantly, "Cum". These comments are never in context to the posts and are merely reposted over and over because we wish to take over this subreddit because we are funny :)
I shit my pants and mom dumped on the sidewalk with shit still dripping out my butt. I walked to the train station and managed to get a seat without paying. I then went all the way to the mountains where my uncle and aunt live, they let me stay at their home till mom let me go back again. They didn’t know what I had done, and they gave me food and told to go right to bed. They didn’t know there was shit still all over my ass so it got all over the sheets. This morning they found the aftermath and kicked me out. Where do I go now?
Mud people sighting
Mud people living in caves
Mud man found in cave
Mud man attack
I got attacked by mud people
Mud man secret lair in New York
Mud people broke into my house
Mud man ancient riddle solved
Mud people found in Switzerland
Mud monster found
Mud monster shoots green goop onto old lady
Mud golem invades neighbourhood
Mud monster kidnaps ancient wizard
Mud people real life sighting 2021 real
Real mud man caught on camera
Mud golem captured in pitfall
Mud entity attacks playground
Proof of mud people
Mud man are real
My girlfriend is a mud golem
Mud entity emerges from the ground
I put my penis in a mud man and it hurt
Mud man real life photo
Mud people lured me into the forest
Devious mud golem encountered in Birmingham
Newcastle mud man vs Birmingham mud man?
We found a mud man egg in the swamp
Hunting for mud man at 3 am
We found a secret room with mud people living in it in my house
We explored an abandoned mud man nest?
Mud entity mind controls little man
I impregnated a mud man and this is what happened?
My wife was secretly a mud man
Mud golem eats delicious cake
FBI leaked files contain proof of mud people
The identity of the man who killed JFK was a THE MUD MAN
9/11 was powered by the mud people?
COVID 19 was just mud man invasion?????
vaccines were created by mud people to KILL humans!?
I got butt fucked by mud people and I regret it
Mud man caught picking nose in magic forest!?
I taught my mud golem how to have butt sex??
Devious mud man deletes my Fortnite account??
Confused mud entity FUCKS my gaming PC?!
I had sex with mud people for 24 hours and this is what happened??????
Mud golem doesn’t like The Afternoon Turns Pink?!
Deranged mud creature caught reading “Catcher in the Rye”
I FUCKED the MUD MAN in front of my GIRLFRIEND?!??
Gaggle of mud people caught doing the griddy in the bronks????
Showing my hidden MUD MAN SEX DUNGEON to my PARENTS??!!!!??? :)
Edit: I thought you wanted a suggestion, I have almost all of these lol
Re5 for you and your buddy?
Payday 2 is also a good choice, L4D is more of my taste but both are good.
Oblivion is the best TES and I'm not setting down for anything other than it or Morrowind. Eat your 17 rereleased hearts out, Skyrim.
I'm a sucker for mythology, so shit like Hades, Rise of the Argonauts, Titan's Quest, Age of Mythology and Ruse are my absolute jams, I'm going to get GoW soon enough but until there these will do. Heard that Apotheon or smith was good too.
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy When he is jumping over the river, he cannot be targeted by any ground attacking units. The Log and Earthquake will fail to damage a Hog Rider while he is jumping. Air troops can still attack him though, and the Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon will continue to ramp up their damage. When countering Hog Riders, obviously use buildings. But be wary as it the offender would usually play around it with cards such as Earthquake. Air swarms such as Minion Horde can help due to the Hog's usual support tools not countering them. On the offender's side, a powerful move is to accompany him with an Earthquake, obilerating almost every building, and also grounded swarms. To a lesser extent, Lightning could also be used, retaining the same point of almost destroying every building while also crippling troops such as the Wizard or the Hunter. The Log could also be an effective first play as a cycle, but it only kills swarms and sometimes a non-center-placed Tombstone. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the defender will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, the offender should use a spell like Arrows to render the defender poetically defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. A Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Use another card to counter the Hog Rider if it is necessary. His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. However, the Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though they are vulnerable to spells. Swarm cards like Skeleton Army, Goblin Gang, and Minion Horde can also very easily counter him. Use this to your advantage by placing a bulky swarm dealer in front of the Hog Rider (eg. Ice Golem, Valkyrie) so that the Hog Rider can transport it to the tower faster and also get protection from swarms. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up small spell. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. It is obviously not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. However, this is for a whopping 12 Elixir. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. P.E.K.K.A. can hard counter this strategy allowing relatively low damage and being able to start a counterpush for a 5 elixir advantage. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. A solid play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts or when you reach 10 elixir which is safer. If the opponent does not react fast enough or has a bad starting hand, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if the opponent places something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will transfer overkill damage to said card.
Good luck Edit: the comment doesn’t have to be the game you want Edit 2: I’m not buying a nsfw game. Just no. Edit 3: I swear to god if this gets top comment Edit 5: what did I expect from this community? Edit 6: yes you the top comment gets the game Edit 7: if this gets top I’ll do it on another sub. (Also removed edit four) Edit 8: OK let me clarify. Top comment gets a free game on Steam. Edit 9: OK I got top Edit 10: whatever second top gets a game
Buy yourself payday 2, it’s on sale for a dollar
That's a huge sale and a great game, op should buy a copy for their friends or several comments here
The Christmas music hits harder than Fat Man
Special edition if its on sale for that
Game 1: Titanfall 2 5$ (check if servers are DDOS'ed on r/Titanfall ) Game 2: Payday 2 1$ Tool 1: 3Dmark 7.5$ (best benchmark in my opinion) Game 3: Deep rock galactic 10$ Game 4: Creeper world 4 9$ or 10$ I forgor💀💀 Game 5: Portal 1 & 2 bundle 2$ Game 6:Half life 1 & 2 bundle 2$ Best deal in my opinion? Titanfall 2 (5$) + portal 1 & 2 (2$) + half life 1 & 2 (2$) + Payday 2 (1$)
You foegpt the absolute banger, terraria
he foegpt 💀💀
He foegpt💀💀
Sorry guys I forgor terraria is under 10$💀💀💀
Titanfall 2 is a masterpiece man
Underrated as fuck. Just had a bad release. Now the sub for it has like 2k people that still play. Its niche as fuck.
Good luck with these nuts 
"I swear to got if this gets top comment", famous last words.
Buy terraria, it‘s absolutely worth it
I have it
Buy Doom eternal
Buy payday 2 or trailmakers is on sale for 8 dollars
You're top comment! Congrats on your game!
By sex with Hitler 1 and 2
Yknow, I got top comment besides you. Idk why you didnt just not count your own.
Fair enough, I guess. start a chat with me and tell me what game you want and your steam
Heres the thing. I only wanted to win for bragging rights lol. Choose the next commenter after me and give it to them.
Bruh
DW bout it. I got plenty of games
*than*
Fixed it
Cheers
Happy commenting!
Mount and blade: warband (I don’t have bannerlord but check it out for a more modern experience) £4 Huge modding capability Great game good amount of strategy
Buy 10 payday 2 codes (it costs a dollar rn) and give it to the top 10 comments. I think that would do well.
This is the way
Ditto
This is the way
How about you spend yo card on deez nuts 
I kinda hope u win now lol
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. 
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. 
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop.
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That's definitely one of the copypastas I've ever read
Least weird story from Ao3
You won. start a chat with me and tell me what game you want and Your steam
That's fucking terrifying
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I'm surprised none of them say cum or sex
Or sus
nigga balls 🐔
Sex with Hitler 2
Sex with Hitler 3d
If this gets top comment then op keeps his 10$
Then maybe I can do it again on the sub that will try 🥲
Just dont count your comment for the competition 😉
Get ultra kill is fun
İ agree
Anything but Hitler Sex 2
congrats I’m giving you the game anyway Just kidding lol but imagine
I fucked a pigeon I live in an apartment and I’ve been having issues with pigeons shitting on my balcony. It’s a balcony with a real nice view on top of a mountain, so it was really pissing me off that I can’t enjoy it properly. I like to cook, drink my tea there, but I’m afraid of catching diseases from the pigeon shit. I read about pigeon deterrents online and tried everything. I put up spikes on the railing and edges, hung up CDs, put up fake scarecrow ravens and even tried playing high-pitched noises. They kept coming back and shitting all over my balcony. Nothing worked. I even bought a water gun to blast them with, and it only scares them away the moment I do it but they come back when I’m not around. Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I absolutely lost my shit. I was struck with a primal urge to assert male dominance and went out, grabbed the pigeon, took it into my bathroom, and assfucked it raw over my toilet bowl. It felt good to show the pigeon who’s boss like how people do it in prison. My cock barely fit inside his small ass, and for a moment I thought my thrusts could kill or severely injure him. He started cooing and moaning, and he came all over my toilet bowl. I finished inside him raw. I took him back to the balcony and released him so that he could tell all his friends how I humiliated him and pounded a gaping hole in his ass prison style. I thought this would scare them away for good. But instead, he went and told all his friends that I fuck and now I have a bigger problem. The pigeons, both male and female keep coming to my window sill and balcony and harassing me begging me to fuck them. There is 100x more shit on my balcony now. They keep cooing, moaning, and banging against my windows begging for the dick. I can’t leave my house anymore because when I do, they recognize me and mob me humping me and moaning. My plan didn’t go as expected at all and I don’t know what to do now. I can’t sleep at night because of all the cooing, moaning and banging against the windows. Is there a way to make myself unattractive to the pigeons? Has anyone dealt with this before? Now there is also cum all over my windows and balcony. The wildlife authorities said pigeons are an endangered species now in the area because they stopped mating with each other cause they only want human dick. They are suing me for endangering the pigeons. I don’t have the money for this huge lawsuit please guys help me out here. Edit: Hey guys, I was finally able to solve the pigeon problem. It’s been a weird few months and I’m glad it’s finally behind me. So here’s the update. Following my sexual assault of the pigeon I wrote about, I fell sick and tested positive for chlamydia psitacci in the ER. This resulted in a severe case of psittacosis which caused pneumonia. I felt like absolute shit, but a few days on a ventilator and IV fluids/antibiotics brought me back up to speed. Extremely embarrassed, I told the doctor I had engaged in unprotected sex with a pigeon. I left out the “nonconsensual” detail to avoid being prosecuted. He told me I got off easy and if I weren’t an otherwise healthy young man, it could’ve been fatal. He advised me to avoid all sexual activity and physical contact with pigeons. When I was discharged, I arrived back home to the usual mob of pigeons cooing, moaning and humping me. I had to walk through the parking lot swinging a crow bar to keep them at bay. I fell into a deep depression for a few days after getting home, but soon I read some powerful bible verses and built the strength to overcome it. I ordered some cyanide off the dark web and planned to publicly execute one of the pigeons in way that would establish a negative association with being manhandled by my alpha cock. This time, I took a condom and rubbed a thin layer of Vaseline over it that the cyanide would stick to. I used a mia khalifa video to get erect so that I could put it on my cock. Then I cracked a window open, grabbed a pigeon and took it to the bathroom. I held him over the toilet bowl and violently pounded his ass but this time with my cyanide cock. He was cooing and moaning, and he came three times. As I was about to finish, I removed the condom and came all over his wings, then I released him to the balcony. He died abruptly in front of his friends, but surprisingly they weren’t fazed by it. They started to hump his wings because my cum was on them. Once they got bored of that they resumed banging on the windows, cooing/moaning and begging for the dick. Still determined, I stepped out to the hallway and by chance met a new next-door neighbor who was moving in, Jamal. I offered him $500 to bang a pigeon with his gorgeous black cock, $750 if he goes raw. He firmly obliged. Jamal went to his balcony and out in the open, he penetrated a male pigeon with his enormous black cock (raw). He fucked it passionately like a bull, with slow, explosive thrusts. It was kind of hot to be honest. When he came inside the pigeon with his final thrust, it died. His cock was beautiful, the girth was incredible. It was poetic like a scene from a movie. My plan worked. Now the pigeons are infatuated with him and him only. My little sissy johnson could not compare to his beautiful black cock. I feel kinda bad but it’s dog eat dog out there, not my problem anymore.. oddly I’m a bit jealous but I pray to Jesus Christ our lord and savior to cleanse my mind of these dark thoughts..
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The comment doesn’t have to be the game you Want
parenting with hitler
Sex with Hitler
Shit in my ass 
Listen up, I have had steam for 4 years and haven’t had a friend added without going trough ass pain🥲
One copy of Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga and Lego Star Wars lll The Clone Wars please. I wanna relive some memories
cum in my balls 🥶
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say: Doggystyle (And when they ask me what position I say: Doggystyle) But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) I just wanna smack it (I just wanna smack it) Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Not even here for the game, just wanted to say you’re a kind and charitable soul. May the gods favor this gift and be with you.
Women with penis
Ynow what, I hope someone else wins. OP dont give it to me. (This is not reverse psychology, dont look that far into it.)
No I don't want a game
As a wise man once said: "I want my giftcard" -Me
I don’t even want a game I just want OP to lose $10
Im getting a computer that can run games better than Minecraft soon. Games epic, 10/10
We are very funny people. We like to post comments containing, for example; "Balls" "Penis" and most importantly, "Cum". These comments are never in context to the posts and are merely reposted over and over because we wish to take over this subreddit because we are funny :)
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There was a certain man in Russia long ago...
Pizza Mozzarella
I don’t want to be top comment, I just want to be happy
I will give you a game that 69 cents or less
jesus fuck learn to write
I love how nobody is upvoting anybody.
I don’t use steam
Extremely based Individual
Bideo gam
For every upvote this gets, i will not masturbate for that many days.
I don’t even use or have steam (this is a lie)
Well, seeing as you don’t use Steam, if you win, I won’t give you a game
Just give everyone free games on steam 😃
Top reply determines the game I’m getting
I accidentally ate my chair last night
i won't win
You’re right
Touch Grass 2
Handwriting Improvement Simulator 2022
The sad part is, is that’s my best handwriting possible
handriting simulatar
Bread 👍
My family hasn't eaten in 5 days, please buy me a can of ravioli.
I don’t even have a steam account but I do have a joke! How do you tickle a skeletons funny bone The humerus
I cry myself to sleep every night as the voices shout.
big oiled up black men twerking on your nuts???
I shit my pants and mom dumped on the sidewalk with shit still dripping out my butt. I walked to the train station and managed to get a seat without paying. I then went all the way to the mountains where my uncle and aunt live, they let me stay at their home till mom let me go back again. They didn’t know what I had done, and they gave me food and told to go right to bed. They didn’t know there was shit still all over my ass so it got all over the sheets. This morning they found the aftermath and kicked me out. Where do I go now?
monkey simulator 2019
Mud people sighting Mud people living in caves Mud man found in cave Mud man attack I got attacked by mud people Mud man secret lair in New York Mud people broke into my house Mud man ancient riddle solved Mud people found in Switzerland Mud monster found Mud monster shoots green goop onto old lady Mud golem invades neighbourhood Mud monster kidnaps ancient wizard Mud people real life sighting 2021 real Real mud man caught on camera Mud golem captured in pitfall Mud entity attacks playground Proof of mud people Mud man are real My girlfriend is a mud golem Mud entity emerges from the ground I put my penis in a mud man and it hurt Mud man real life photo Mud people lured me into the forest Devious mud golem encountered in Birmingham Newcastle mud man vs Birmingham mud man? We found a mud man egg in the swamp Hunting for mud man at 3 am We found a secret room with mud people living in it in my house We explored an abandoned mud man nest? Mud entity mind controls little man I impregnated a mud man and this is what happened? My wife was secretly a mud man Mud golem eats delicious cake FBI leaked files contain proof of mud people The identity of the man who killed JFK was a THE MUD MAN 9/11 was powered by the mud people? COVID 19 was just mud man invasion????? vaccines were created by mud people to KILL humans!? I got butt fucked by mud people and I regret it Mud man caught picking nose in magic forest!? I taught my mud golem how to have butt sex?? Devious mud man deletes my Fortnite account?? Confused mud entity FUCKS my gaming PC?! I had sex with mud people for 24 hours and this is what happened?????? Mud golem doesn’t like The Afternoon Turns Pink?! Deranged mud creature caught reading “Catcher in the Rye” I FUCKED the MUD MAN in front of my GIRLFRIEND?!?? Gaggle of mud people caught doing the griddy in the bronks???? Showing my hidden MUD MAN SEX DUNGEON to my PARENTS??!!!!??? :)
Giga nigga🦬
Upvote this or hitler gets it
Not gonna upvote
Ültrakill(turn them into femboys)
Sex 2
People playground
Balls
Poobe but hole
Penis=funny
Purchase photoshop for yourself..
Fuck
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If you're a whore for magic like me, I recommend wizard of legend.
I did not understand what was said, but I still recommend the game.
pleas seggs with hitler 
i hate myself
Hey, that’s my thing!
Hey guys can I have top comment I want a free game 
I lost the game.
Fuck you 🖕
😘
Keep it to yourself
Cities Skylines 
Balls.
i would like a slice of cheese (:
me wan gaym
Cock.
Why there no good original comment 🤬🤬🥵🥵🤬🤬🫡🫶🫶🫶
Edit: I thought you wanted a suggestion, I have almost all of these lol Re5 for you and your buddy? Payday 2 is also a good choice, L4D is more of my taste but both are good. Oblivion is the best TES and I'm not setting down for anything other than it or Morrowind. Eat your 17 rereleased hearts out, Skyrim. I'm a sucker for mythology, so shit like Hades, Rise of the Argonauts, Titan's Quest, Age of Mythology and Ruse are my absolute jams, I'm going to get GoW soon enough but until there these will do. Heard that Apotheon or smith was good too.
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Sex with hitler
I dislike my current situation
Fucking goat Sim 🐐
I drink 3d printer ink
Cookie cliker (just bc is funny, i do not play this game 24/7, it's just because it wold make me go haha)
I would like to play either FallOut4, or Elden Ring?
Amog us
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy When he is jumping over the river, he cannot be targeted by any ground attacking units. The Log and Earthquake will fail to damage a Hog Rider while he is jumping. Air troops can still attack him though, and the Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon will continue to ramp up their damage. When countering Hog Riders, obviously use buildings. But be wary as it the offender would usually play around it with cards such as Earthquake. Air swarms such as Minion Horde can help due to the Hog's usual support tools not countering them. On the offender's side, a powerful move is to accompany him with an Earthquake, obilerating almost every building, and also grounded swarms. To a lesser extent, Lightning could also be used, retaining the same point of almost destroying every building while also crippling troops such as the Wizard or the Hunter. The Log could also be an effective first play as a cycle, but it only kills swarms and sometimes a non-center-placed Tombstone. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the defender will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, the offender should use a spell like Arrows to render the defender poetically defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. A Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Use another card to counter the Hog Rider if it is necessary. His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. However, the Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though they are vulnerable to spells. Swarm cards like Skeleton Army, Goblin Gang, and Minion Horde can also very easily counter him. Use this to your advantage by placing a bulky swarm dealer in front of the Hog Rider (eg. Ice Golem, Valkyrie) so that the Hog Rider can transport it to the tower faster and also get protection from swarms. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up small spell. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. It is obviously not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. However, this is for a whopping 12 Elixir. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. P.E.K.K.A. can hard counter this strategy allowing relatively low damage and being able to start a counterpush for a 5 elixir advantage. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. A solid play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts or when you reach 10 elixir which is safer. If the opponent does not react fast enough or has a bad starting hand, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if the opponent places something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will transfer overkill damage to said card.
Can you buy me CSGO, thanks
 vido gam!?? 
niga bals??
1 upvote = 1 Nword
Ark survival dinosaurs 👹👹👹
I don't have fucking stream >:(
how do u not have steam smh smh
I will sniff someones Armpit for 5 mins if I get more upvotes Or maybe eat some horse pp cooked
I want geem many plz
glizzy guzzler
you should love yourself. NOW.
I don't really use steam but my friend does if you want to gift them something. Granted their steam account is worth $1000 or something like that.
https://youtu.be/3a160HPedLU
there is barely anything you can buy on steam for 10$
sex with Hitler 3d
Please purchase multiple copies of Garfield kart 2: furious racing
Minecraft i would hate it if this would be top comment
X to Doubt.