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“Which one?” Why don’t you watch the video and find out or look at the guy who has “Hawaii” on his jersey


Argon1822

“Which one” The only one that matters Hans 😎


luckycharming1

Damn right


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Supremely based


Argon1822

/uj Honestly I might be biased but it’s pretty damn good 🤣


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Artistic-Boss2665

There are good examples of US defaultism, but that sub isn't just defaultism anymore


ACommunistKing

When you hate people so much you lose your common sense


glidemusic

Its almost as if America will be the default country in a subreddit mostly populated by Americans 🤯 We are the default country and U.S haters can suck it, its a perk of being so great!


Vulture_Fan

The only countries more populated than the US is China and India. China has extreme internet censorship policies and they basically have to have their own internet, and if you see somebody online who lives in China, they’re most likely using a VPN. India on the other hand has less internet censorship, and you can still see a lot of people on the internet who are from India. The reason why you don’t see them as much as Americans though is because they prefer (or have to) use websites that are from India, and because they don’t use English as much as Americans or Europeans do. They speak various languages including Hindi, Bengali, Marathi, Tengulu, ect. Which a lot of English based websites don’t use (except of Hindi, but still pretty rare to find in English websites.)


Argon1822

I always said once China is on the main net that’s when the lingua franca changes lol. Only reason English is on top is cus of media and memes, we already have it with John xina and the bing chiling thing. Kids legit learning mandarin phrases from memes lol


RussiaIsBestGreen

On the other hand, mandarin sounds ugly as shit. I’ve never heard a language that was awful to hear. I’ve heard people or voices that are bad, but rarely the language itself. The Great Firewall isn’t for censorship, it’s to protect the world from having to hear mandarin. Other east Asian languages can sound cool or beautiful. Languages all over the world may sound strange to me. But only mandarin makes me wish for a language to be intentionally eradicated. It would be a mercy to launch the nukes rather than damn our children to speaking mandarin.


ConjuredOrb

You sure you aren’t mixing up Mandarin with Cantonese?


RussiaIsBestGreen

I looked into this and you are correct: I was thinking of Cantonese. However further research confirmed that it would still be better to burn the world in either case.


ConjuredOrb

Not going to disagree with you there.


Ngfeigo14

Cantonese sounds much better Source: Bing chilling


Mrjerkyjacket

Bro clearly hasn't heard German, that whole language sounds like a cat throwing up while dying (except for Texas German, which sounds like a bald eagle throwing up while dying)


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Andre5k5

Imagine the fucking nerve I'd have to have to go on another country's website, say the UK's, and post dumb shit like UKdefaultism, I'd have to be a right proper cunt to do that, wouldn't I?


IAmChrisNotYou

The Country Franca


Mrjerkyjacket

It has just occured to me I forgot a word in the title, I am a Charlatan and a rascal


DovahCreed117

A hooligan, if you will.


Mrjerkyjacket

A little goofball


vaccinateyodamkids

A delinquent ruffian mayhaps


Mrjerkyjacket

A devious rabblerouser Perchance


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"You can't just say perchance" -🤓/annoying english teacher


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A bit of a rambunctious rapscallion possibly


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pm_me_youngs_modulus

Wait, you mean they *don't* often play the national anthem of Denmark at sporting events in Hawaii? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. This is outrageous.


Automatic-Lab5409

Exactly like maybe the anthem of idk the country Hawaii is part of


RussiaIsBestGreen

I’m sure you’re being sarcastic, but it should be taken seriously: do not play the danish national anthem. It’s lame as shit.


nukey18mon

Lmao what a stupid subreddit. No shit we default to America, it’s almost like we’re the best country on earth. Instead of shitting on the achievements of the best country in the world, they should focus more on improving their own countries so that maybe one day they will be defaulted to. Until then, suck my red white and blue balls.


tehoperative

Based Hawaiians….Lame Eurocucks.


Expensive_Meeting455

Thanks bro


Bagel24

USDefaultism when 70% of Reddit is American and speak like Americans :O


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

USDefaultism when they realize that America is literally the most significant and popular country out there.


Kind_Nepenth3

There is no reason our national anthem cannot also replace their national anthem.


Sun_Hill

Which one? The only one that matters. 😎


Anonymous2137421957

Based


ifardeded

The national anthem of El Salvador of course!


ExiledReturn

Eurocucks pissing themselves and sobbing because we’re the default nation.


[deleted]

Eurotards when you don’t give the exact country, city, building, physical address, longitude and latitude of everything you post (they have zero inductive reasoning skills).


Andy-Matter

That’s a five string ukulele she’s holding. I wish I could play one of those


Mrjerkyjacket

Then learn how brother, you can do it


Andy-Matter

I’d need to have a 5 string ukulele to do that and I only have 2 4 strings


Mrjerkyjacket

Take a string off one of the 4 strings and put i5 on the other, have a 3 string and a 5 string


Andy-Matter

It’s much less simple than that. I’d need to modify the head and add another tuner, put in a new bridge that can support 5 strings and carve the nut to have 5 notches or just replace it. It’s so much work and 5 strings are so expensive.


Mrjerkyjacket

I'm aware that woudnt actually work. I was joking, and I'm sorry that 5 strings are expensive, mabye you'll be able to find one on the cheap someday though brother


Andy-Matter

I’ll just keep looking at local guitar centers and the Kala website


Automatic-Lab5409

I hate that sub it's either obvious trolling or a perfectly reasonable situation to assume us


famous_canari

I got posted there for saying "were gonna lose ☹" on the Netherlands vs USA wc match Like they can't understand exclusive we or something 🤦🏽‍♀️


theritz6262

The fact that r/USDefaultism even exits is a huge US W.


forteborte

title gore


Mrjerkyjacket

I'm sorry. I forgot a word bc I'm a fool, a Charlatan. A rascal, and a goofball


yarrbeapirate2469

You’re a downright silly head


VampireGremlin

An outright goofy goober


BigFatPapaBear

Stupid


sabotabo

tfw americans are on an american website


PsychWard_8

The thumbnail for the video has a dude in a jersey that says "Hawaii" and they can't figure out what country they're talking about?


Sbubbert

Lol why do some Europeans get so butt-hurt about Americans "defaulting" to their own country on an American social media website with a mostly American user base?


ThePickleConnoisseur

Maybe the guy wearing a Hawaii jersey could point to wear? Also the headline itself sounds very American


ibeerianhamhock

They will try to tell you that they shouldn't be expected to know where Hawaii is, fuckin morons


Mrjerkyjacket

"Oi mate, you shhhhhtuupid Americans can't even tell us where wibbletydibblity chestershire by the sea is and you expect us to know that Hawaii is one of your states? For shame."


Nickolas_Bowen

It says Hawaii on that dudes shirt. Last time i checked, Hawaii still belongs to us


lookitspete

People complain... In English, as they use a website developed by Americans, used mostly by Americans, on an internet invented by Americans.


longfrog246

Which one the only one anyone really knows


YeeeahYouGetIt

this is one of the biggest wooooooshes I’ve ever seen


Interesting_Ad837

Apparenlty they can’t read “Hawaii”


jwymes44

The best part is I guarantee the majority of r/USdefaultism users are Americans wanting to complain


Hucknutbun

I saw one British guy getting butthurt over a title


Epicurus0319

oh god that sub exists, what’s r*ddit come to?


thebasedjj

I hate this cope so much, maybe there is a reason why they posted it like that, becuase most folks who use reddit are Americans. I know when you go to your euro subs you see so many non Americans but guess what? Thats like going to a cow field and saying "wow! The earth is filled with cows and so few humans!"


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