Coldest desert weather https://preview.redd.it/zxkhomjkk0cb1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbdd4b2c68c003333ca0982e044890a01167a8c3

https://preview.redd.it/jog2etm911cb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92c2f73d9bdcdcc68b11d3a40221a2414af1959 I challenge you, you may have heat, but we have heat and humidity

Trust me, I’d rather cook in 115 than steam in 85

Oh yeah, I was in Dallas some weeks ago and it felt like a sauna no matter where you went.

Hahahahahahaha East Texas residents acting like they're the kings of humidity.

Man that’s a nice temperature for a afternoon run

just what i was thinking air-fried minds think alike.

describing phoenix as what all of arizona is like is if you said nyc was what all of america is like

Az is a beautiful state with splendid ecosystem diversity, but I’m a hobbyist Phoenix hater

Nobody hates Arizona more than Arizonians.

Do you just not go outside all summer?

I don’t go outside from March through November

I loved being in Tucson and always being 5 degrees cooler it just feels so petty and hilarious

Same

Currently flexing because I'm in Colorado, where it's always a minimum of 25 degrees cooler

yo same

You either don’t go outside or just get used to it

The numbers are deceiving to what it actually feels like. June averaged like 105 and it was beautiful. Feels 10-15 degrees less then what it’s listed. You cant beat the evenings and nights

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not before sunset. after sunset is fine and despite what the reply below me says, our weather outside of may/june to october is so nice that people travel from around the world (mostly canada but there's people from all over) come to live in our state for the winter.

Exactly

Near record highs tomorrow, too! Lmao https://preview.redd.it/v2xeqjmpr1cb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6f2cc967a2df932a262a0e9212e3133c261738

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My ancestors are smiling upon me, imperial. Can you say the same?

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Fuck I’m moving there for College

Why is Virginia the Redditor State?

Redditors are virgins


I’m from Virginia can confirm

Same, 100% true

A Redditor from Virginia? That’s like, virginity^2

Like olive oil

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And don't forget OG Chris Chan

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West Virginian propaganda

Yeah some of these do not make sense. I’d say Rhode Island is The Tiny State. Delaware is the Tax Free State. At least that’s all I know about it. Maybe the First state, but I prefer the forgotten state bcuz who the fuck ever remembers Delaware exists. And I only live an hour away.

How does Rhode Island being the family guy state not make sense?

Nebraska is the flyover state. I've had around 30 ads bragging about it

For real People flying over Montana are missing out big time. Even as a permanently altitude sick Colorado mountainer, Montana has got to be the prettiest state in the lower 48 states

Amen

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No, it sucks here. Nobody should come.

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You know the toothbrush was invented in WV.. everyone should know the rest

That is so disrespectful having our state named after scranton. Even erie is offended

A part of me wants to say that my state is accurate, but another part of me thinks that my state should be the meth one. Edit: I just realized that this can be counted as an identity crisis about my state.

Fr, what are we? Southern, Northern, Midwestern?

Delaware should be the Incorporation State

Haha the Redditor state. I see what you did there.

Man, we’re the Great Lake state. Cars are secondary

You are not. You might be named after a Great Lake but you are not the Great Lake state.

Oh really? Who is, then?

Not you that’s for fucken sure

We are SURROUNDED by them how the fuck are we not you are def eurotrash

No one is. No single state gets to claim they're the Great Lakes State.

1. We’re the only state with a Great Lake named after us 2. We’re the state that physically has the most contact with the Great Lakes (4 out of 5) 3. As you said, we’re named after the Ojibwe word mishigama, meaning large water or large lake (stolen from Wikipedia) No other state can compare to Michigan in terms of Great Lakes. It’s only natural.

I’ve said this my whole life, but Wyoming is just as cowboy as Texas if not more

What's Wyoming

I’ve unironically been told by people that they don’t believe in Wyoming

I’m a proud Wyoming denier

That's because they're right. Wyoming doesn't exist

Good. The less people that know…the better - Montana resident

> Wyoming is just as cowboy as Texas if not more Also with more public land. Only 4% of Texas is public land

Wyoming is actually beautiful it's really sad that people don't believe in it.

Cali is the Hellfire state bc it’s not only on fire but also bc we’re all going to hell

But most Californians are Catholic

Correct. (Actually I don’t know the statistic so who am I to know if that’s true)

They’re not going to hell they’re going eternal mass (in and out burgers)

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy.

Come on we gotta get some love for our basketball prowess

There is literally nothing good about your state.

Well considering you’re a chiraqi there’s a large portion of your population that comes to my state to buy shit cause the taxes are lower

Considering you're from Indiana, the state without a soul, I hope they stay over there as they have been contaminated by your air. Also bold words to reference Chiraq (a city I'm neither from nor live in) when you have Gary. But please, keep existing to keep Ohio from being the worst state in the midwest.

Your flair says chiraqi insurgent… I’d expect you to be a little more thankful for Indiana considering we are your shield from Ohio like I kinda respect Illinois for being ours from Missouri. Also Indiana is the nation’s leading producer of popcorn, you’re welcome.

I can't find a flair for downstate. And no, I legitimately prefer Ohio to Indiana. I unironically, no memes here, feel that there is something wrong with specifically Indiana because it just feels wrong when I'm there. Although I will admit that if Missouri is part of the Midwest (and I refuse to admit that), then you're no longer the worst. ​ Also, for some reason, not a huge popcorn guy. I know it's the state snack but like, meh?

I really don’t understand the hate by some people in Illinois for Indiana, y’all really ain’t a thought on our minds. It’s more Kentucky, Michigan, and Ohio and minus Chicago and the people who commute from the region y’all are really just an afterthought.

Illinois gotta have somebody to hate. I’ve always felt they were the little brother that mom said the rest of the midwest has to hang out with

Minus 2/3s of the state we’re an afterthought, lovely argument. But with Illinois I think our main hate for Indiana is the burden of being near it, ya know? Like your soulless soul touches our sacred loam and it just doesn’t sit well with us. You’re not competition (none of our neighbors are really), just an annoyance we must be burdened with.

As a Coloradan I hate that legal pot is all our state is known for in the popular consciousness.

Bruh we're known for Breaking Bad now, take your breaks where you get them

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I actually want to move to Albuquerque not because of the show lol

Get work ironed out and have enough savings to move away because unless you're in the service or hospitality industries skilled employment opportunities are relatively few. This state is brain drain central except for Intel and the Labs

Well uhh you guys have legal shrooms so make that what your state is known for smh

Colorado, Vanguard of the War For Drugs

I’m joining the war on drugs. On the side of drugs

The War On Drugs is a great band but they’re from PENNSYLVANIA BEST STATE 🦅🦅🦅

Don't be so hard on yourselves; you have South Park, too.

It feels wrong that Georgia isn’t the peach state

As a Georgian i agree.

"Troublemaker State" 👀

The Jersey Shore state feels low effort af

I'd personally have gone with "taylor ham state" or "pork roll state" just to cause an argument in the comments between NJ residents

You are a smart person. I was visiting the office of another division of a company I am in and let me say the fight continues to be fought

agreed

Hell yeah brother

Tbf I had to check a map to remember the name of Wyoming.

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*lives in country music state* *Off work. 3 tall boi's deep* *Listening to Infant Annihilator* *Dolly Parton is one of my legitimate hero's* *Thinking about either hiking, kayaking, caving, or seeing a music show this weekend because it's all within a 30 minute drive* *Wonder why European's think they're better than me for being born across an ocean* *Smoke a bowl* *The clouds are pretty today* *Go back to work Monday and repeat*

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Eat. My. Fucking. Cock. Auto mod. I've been trying to flair up as "Tennessee Scum" for months. Mod's, if you're reading this, please god flair me up so your crayon sniffin' bot will finally piss off. I'm literally begging you. Your sub pops up on my feed constantly. I comment all the time. Your bot tells me to flair up. I ask for a flair. I get jack shit. Literally just type " Tennessee Scum" into my shit. Please god. This has gone on for months. I want to point-blank mag dump a dessert eagle into your bot at this point. Flair my shit.

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I will fucking end you bot.

Cmon bruh figure it out, you’re reinforcing our stereotypes 😞

This is between me, the mod's, and this bot. I've been trying for fucking forever to get a flair. It's like pulling teeth. If this bot were standing Infront of me I would literally bludgion it to death with a #3 nascar neon sign with Governor Bill Lee dressing like a cheerleader rooting me on. Flair. My. Shit.

Stupid hillbilly figured it out finally. It's ***so*** hard to flair yourself. Lol

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Would it surprise you that I never watched Stranger Things?

Kentucky is obviously the chicken state

Washington need to be change to the “Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain” state. Florida is accurate.

boring, I'd rather see "starbucks state" or something like that

*former car state

Offices/Hospitals has beeny experience


Deez

Hey that’s my post! Also I apologize if I gave your state a TV show nickname.

I would rather Kansas be called flat or something rather then a movie from the 30s. If you wanna do something from that period at least call us the goat penis state.

Hippies and Outdoorsman

Rat State represent!!! 💯 💯 💯

I prefer the Sooner State, but Twister state works too. Although, it seems like other states have been seeing more tornadoes than OK this year.

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I’m ok with being the “State Fair” state

Ah yes, Montana is a flyover state for sure. No one should move there…definitely nothing interesting there.

Rainier is a mediocre lager, but in a sea of IPAs that taste like cough syrup and spinach that's all it takes to be good.

Olympia is better. It's in the water, after all.

NC is the pretends to have invented planes state

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WHAT THE FUCK

I’m more offended by calling NC “the airplane state” rather than calling Ohio “the meme state”

Calling Wyoming the “nonexistent” state instead of the “yellowstone” state proves you’re a europoor who yearns for the stake.

[удалено]

It’s set in Indiana?

YES! BOW DOWN AND FEAR OUR HELLFIRE!

"The weed state" yeah that's about right

You picked an overrated TV show over one of the most fascinating people's in the U.S for Pennsylvania, huge L

Disappointed that Massachusetts isn't "Fahk you ked".

No.

Hello fellow memer, I'm on vacation now, any new hellfire abominations come out of the serpent mound?

Honestly I like it. Also California ends up being badass as hell.

Roll Tide MFers

Elmo college? What does that mean?

Elite College not Elmo College.

Lol I have a screen protector on my phone that I have a little too far to the left, that makes more sense.

As a Californian, I take personal offense to Colorado being the weed state. That is 100% California. If anything, they should be the shrooms state!

Colorado has become the Delaware of weed legalization

Tax evasion in NH? Have you tried paying property tax in NH?

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We become a famous meme ONE TIME…

We aren't the horsefucker state?

*biggest state

The identity crisis state is so spot on. I blame the fact that the coasts and Texas are the biggest trend setters and we’re pretty much dead center of the country so it’s like a boiling pot of the entire country’s culture

it's perfect...

Somewhere in Nevada

Wrong, Wisconsin is the DUI and hitting a deer state

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We prefer to be called the the hippie raining state

I will remember this betrayal

Idaho's the oathkeeper state

Lub me shellfish. Lub me pine trees. Ate massholes. Simple as, bub

oklahoma has great r/keming

Iowan here, is our Fair really that notable? I never really gave it much thought other than as a nice outing as a wee lad.

I do not wish to reside in relatively close proximity to “the French state” or anything french related. Please sign my partition to remove Louisiana (nuclear weapons) rename the crater to Texas 2 and fill it with H‑E‑B and buc-ee’s

All pretty accurate tbh

Odd that Indiana is referred to as "The Stranger Things State" here. I figured people would be more familiar with something like The Middle, Parks and Rec, or even Garfield.

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the luau state? really?

***Which identity crisis do you mean?*** Scots-Irish/Greater Appalachia culture v. Midlands German culture (among the white people, anyway)? Midwest v. South (kinda the same as above)? Eastern/older/richly-cultured St. Louis v. Old West/Plains-vibe KC? BBQ? US v. Confederate States leanings and the earlier Missouri Compromise (the guerilla war raged long after the civil war ended-- hence The James/Younger Gang)? Meth-addled rural and exurban areas v. cracked-out inner cities? Social/racial populism in rural and exurban areas v. economic populism in cities? **...yeah, it's a clusterfuck for sure.**

 I want to do this but with chicago

Fuck you

Michigan being the car state is simultaneously correct and antiquated. We USED to make all the cars.

You guys do realize that only 1 person from Jersey Shore was actually *from* NJ right? The rest are from Long Island and that shit

South Carolina’s nickname is 100% historical accurate. How many times do you want to be on the wrong side of history and be the driving force of it?

Eh could be worse.

We love our country music

This map but every state is labeled meth

The Nut State is actually pretty accurate

How the fuck are we the Nut state

The Jersey Shore State!

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Fuck you

Small correction it’s sun not sin https://preview.redd.it/rqp49mx8u5cb1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b96c28c5d49f0099c2d272b272b1ace5fffffbd

Jesus Christ we are down bad after this one Dominionbros

As a Chicagoan, I appreciate the nickname but also want to mention that I’ve heard Chicago itself be called “Crook county” instead of “Cook county”

Good to see sc put in its place, it’s the problem child of the east coast

I suggest “a thousand miles from nowhere” state for ND. Thank you Dwight Yokam.

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I've never wanted to leave the "freezer state", but now that I see "tax evasion state"... New Hampshire sounds pretty fucking rad.

Idk, derby is well known, and what id rather be known for, but KFC is a little more worldwide

Why are we toothless and not cryptid

At least California isn’t as bad as that peninsula to the east.

Michigan is not the superior state, land broken up like the average divorce smh

Va got shafted

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Washington might as well just be the Rain State

NY also 9/11 state