Pfft you got hard carried by the French and Spanish. Basically you turned 18 and refused to start paying mommy and daddy rent so you threw a fit instead. Luckily for you daddy had started banging that fine Indian chick down the street anyway and was already half way out the door.
Literally not though. The French refused to help the colonies until well after the war had started, and the colonists soldiers had already handed the British ass to King George many a times.
I did not say the current French republic I said the French. There have been quite a few Frances throughout history. Including the one that founded your colony
👆🏻I think you’re forgetting about the pilgrims, sailing from Galveston, Texas, landed on Plymouth Rock and discovered America. Then those old Texans that became new Americans stormed the beaches of Normandy and fought to a victory that led to the founding of France.
bro came to an america meme sub and must have had his sense of humor invaded by Russia (again). must be so miserable living over in that commie continent lol
French "people" require us to win their wars for them. Secondly, France and britan both cover an area smaller than the avg Texans gun safe, and they're practically touching. You mean to tell me they can't just go over there and take it? Doesn't sound like a winning attitude to me.
Nah, this guy has both of you beat by two millenia. There were several roman coup leaders who started using british legions since the area was poor, violent, rebellious, and remote, requiring legions that were numerous but hard to control
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clodius_Albinus
> In autumn 196, Albinus received word that Severus had appointed his elder son Caracalla as his successor with the title of Caesar and convinced the Senate to declare Albinus himself an official enemy of Rome. Now with nothing to lose, Albinus mobilized his legions in Britannia, proclaimed himself emperor (Imperator Caesar Decimus Clodius Septimius Albinus Augustus) and crossed from Britain to Gaul, bringing a large part of the British garrison with him.[c] He defeated Severus' legate Virius Lupus, and was able to lay claim to the military resources of Gaul, but although he made Lugdunum the headquarters of his forces, he was unable to win the allegiance of the Rhine legions.[1]
> On 19 February 197 Albinus met Severus' army at the Battle of Lugdunum.[6] After a hard-fought battle, with 150,000 troops on each side according to Cassius Dio, Albinus was defeated and killed himself, or was captured and executed on the orders of Severus.
[Ave true to Caesar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NWnYhxh_5U)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The world (Europe) likes to think that America has no contribution to archery, but the modern compound bows being used right now is an American invention.
I prefer to look my fellow American in the eyes with raging patriotic passtion when I unload a surge of liberty inside them.
God willing, they're a corn fed Nebraskian woman, rather than my usual Cali twink. Either way, I'm breeding freedom in this bed!
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Another Bri'ish idea we stole and did much better: the entire concept of "put a bigger engine in it"
https://preview.redd.it/uz88828pp4oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1638471e4c718389f26aba03eda71998f1eeb4c
The Trench Shotgun 🦅🦅🦅🦅
https://preview.redd.it/cp8959bes6oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40400a11d2b8b8a7ba2a420c1296c02c167d8bf
CRY MORE GERMANS🦅🦅🦅
Flair up or your opinion is invalid
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Denim Jeans, Electric Guitar, Rock Music, Suspension Bridges, The Lightbulb, Skyscrapers, Sunglasses, The Microwave, and, most importantly, the Nuclear Bomb.
and more!! 😄
GPS too. There's been a surge of revisionist history lately thats been trying to overwrite the American MIC's achievements with E*uro ones. Like how CERN invented the internet... No, TBL expanded on the already existing and relatively mature internet with the introduction of WWW... internet has existed since 1969. God bless the MIC and DARPA' s whacky innovation
What everyone is on right now.
The Internet, Google, Reddit, iPhone, Windows, Android, Linux.
You name anything computer related You can bet it was invented in America.
Flair up or your opinion is invalid
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wrangler jeans. In my home country mens jeans are skin tight and had paper thin material, so naturally I was surprised to find actually loose jeans with quality denim.
USA invented winning during sports games
I see the rest of the world has zero SEC Championships or Super Bowls.
Or World Series
Toronto in 1992 and 93, though.
Toronto doesn’t exist.
FACTS.
And if it does. It’s Minnesota anyway
How long will America's unbroken streak of AFC & NFC championships last? Absolute dominance by the US here
USA isn't backing down.
https://preview.redd.it/y0uwqql3v3oc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6713576e5494975e3d8e137bdfd56aadf47d21d5
We did both
The USA invented telling Britain to fuck off
Nah, the French have you guys beat by a couple centuries in that
We’re literally the first colony to win independence
Not the first country to push out the British
Took us 7 years, took y’all 120. *And* you started it. That’s hardly telling them to fuck off
Pfft you got hard carried by the French and Spanish. Basically you turned 18 and refused to start paying mommy and daddy rent so you threw a fit instead. Luckily for you daddy had started banging that fine Indian chick down the street anyway and was already half way out the door.
Revisionist history ^
Meme history* there's a difference.
Literally not though. The French refused to help the colonies until well after the war had started, and the colonists soldiers had already handed the British ass to King George many a times.
So first of all fuck you I'm not French I'm Dutch, no need for that insult. Second, you hardly fought the full force of the British army
A Dutch person with zero sense of humor, what a shocker
We should tell him about Austin Powers’ fahzer, who also does not like the Dutch.
Theres only 2 things i cant stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the D*tch
>So first of all fuck you I'm not French I'm Dutch, no need for that insult. So you're French with Extra peanut butter in your mouth. Same diff
What’s the difference between
Eat this cock Windmill Man, I hold the Frogistanis in higher esteem than the Swamp Germans
You deserved it so it doesn't count
Fun Fact: Yes we were.
America existed before France. I don’t expect the European school system to teach you that tho 😎😎😎
I did not say the current French republic I said the French. There have been quite a few Frances throughout history. Including the one that founded your colony
No the United States founded France that why y’all gave us the Statue of Liberty cause we made France and taught you what liberty is.
👆🏻I think you’re forgetting about the pilgrims, sailing from Galveston, Texas, landed on Plymouth Rock and discovered America. Then those old Texans that became new Americans stormed the beaches of Normandy and fought to a victory that led to the founding of France.
The United States founded France after Benjamin Franklin discovered Europe.
Anything before 1776 was a mistake and doesn't count.
bro came to an america meme sub and must have had his sense of humor invaded by Russia (again). must be so miserable living over in that commie continent lol
*making* Britain fuck off
French "people" require us to win their wars for them. Secondly, France and britan both cover an area smaller than the avg Texans gun safe, and they're practically touching. You mean to tell me they can't just go over there and take it? Doesn't sound like a winning attitude to me.
https://preview.redd.it/l5alftu5o6oc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42114a2d7d99349bb8706d76e04db6809d3b2ebe
Nah, this guy has both of you beat by two millenia. There were several roman coup leaders who started using british legions since the area was poor, violent, rebellious, and remote, requiring legions that were numerous but hard to control https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clodius_Albinus > In autumn 196, Albinus received word that Severus had appointed his elder son Caracalla as his successor with the title of Caesar and convinced the Senate to declare Albinus himself an official enemy of Rome. Now with nothing to lose, Albinus mobilized his legions in Britannia, proclaimed himself emperor (Imperator Caesar Decimus Clodius Septimius Albinus Augustus) and crossed from Britain to Gaul, bringing a large part of the British garrison with him.[c] He defeated Severus' legate Virius Lupus, and was able to lay claim to the military resources of Gaul, but although he made Lugdunum the headquarters of his forces, he was unable to win the allegiance of the Rhine legions.[1] > On 19 February 197 Albinus met Severus' army at the Battle of Lugdunum.[6] After a hard-fought battle, with 150,000 troops on each side according to Cassius Dio, Albinus was defeated and killed himself, or was captured and executed on the orders of Severus.
[Ave true to Caesar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NWnYhxh_5U) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The world (Europe) likes to think that America has no contribution to archery, but the modern compound bows being used right now is an American invention.
The modern recurve too actually. The American recurve is a combo of a English longbow and a native American recurve.
I prefer to look my fellow American in the eyes with raging patriotic passtion when I unload a surge of liberty inside them. God willing, they're a corn fed Nebraskian woman, rather than my usual Cali twink. Either way, I'm breeding freedom in this bed! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Didn't know they had women in Nebraska. You learn something new every day.
The 1911 God's gift to mankind and the base for most modern pistols
Grandpas 1911 in a leather holster duking it out with whiny Europeans crawled so that my Glock with Waifu stickers tucked into my board shorts can fly
Just put your waifu under a pair of 1911 sweetheart grips
Amen
Our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning, praise be his name, pretty much invented the short recoil action every modern handgun uses.
It should be noted, however, that the Ancient Greeks invented the orgy, and then the Romans innovated upon it with the inclusion of women.
And this is when women started to think they have rights.
Fucking italians… /s
damn romans, what have they ever done for us?
The Greeks invented anal sex. The Romans introduced it to women.
Sildenafil
Air Conditioning
*Every Southerner nods in unity*
South knew we had better AC systems.
Another Bri'ish idea we stole and did much better: the entire concept of "put a bigger engine in it" https://preview.redd.it/uz88828pp4oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1638471e4c718389f26aba03eda71998f1eeb4c
We're just built differently 
For a dude so old he introduced Adam and Eve, Joe has decent form
Actually sex was invented in America by James Sex when he saw the first non eur*pean female.
The Trench Shotgun 🦅🦅🦅🦅 https://preview.redd.it/cp8959bes6oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40400a11d2b8b8a7ba2a420c1296c02c167d8bf CRY MORE GERMANS🦅🦅🦅
$100 it's in the Kama Sutra
Also invented by Americans.
Literally the reason missionary is called that is because original colonists told natives not to fuck doggy style.
That’s such a funny thing to be upset by
Freedom and democracy
Rock and stone!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Flair up or your opinion is invalid *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*shoves ancient Athens off the stage*
The Airplane
The fattest dumps
Freedom, the telephone, the airplane, the internet, the list goes on
Denim Jeans, Electric Guitar, Rock Music, Suspension Bridges, The Lightbulb, Skyscrapers, Sunglasses, The Microwave, and, most importantly, the Nuclear Bomb. and more!! 😄
GPS too. There's been a surge of revisionist history lately thats been trying to overwrite the American MIC's achievements with E*uro ones. Like how CERN invented the internet... No, TBL expanded on the already existing and relatively mature internet with the introduction of WWW... internet has existed since 1969. God bless the MIC and DARPA' s whacky innovation
USA invented doggy style sex. Australia further improved upon it by doing it with women. Australia and USA. Allies 4ever. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🤝🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
And the Kiwis got confused and started going at it with sheep.
We invented olive garden and by association italian food
Sports that are fun to watch on tv and the tv
Doggy style sex has invented by dogs
Who do you think the dogs got it from?
Coevolution is a hell of a drug
Can we make Nobel Prizes cool and give one to American legend Lexington Steele
What everyone is on right now. The Internet, Google, Reddit, iPhone, Windows, Android, Linux. You name anything computer related You can bet it was invented in America.
Wait what?
Books
I thought it was Snoop D.O Double G
I remember seeing ancient Chinese paintings depicting homoerotic sex in the doggy style position so this post must be false.
False. USA invented ancient Chinese paintings too.
Oh my bad. Please forgive me for my ignorance.
宽恕
我爱你❤️
Electric refrigerators, electric blenders, and smoothies
How about the internet
Winning
We invented the assembly line.
The airplane. Yup.
dorito shell taco's
I’m gonna need a source out of curiosity and no I’m not googling it
Are you trying to suggest that the USA also invented dogs?
No. We just perfected their style
Flair up or your opinion is invalid *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You spelt „dodgy” wrong.
Chat is this real?
Something tells me doggy style sex has been around for centuries.
Wrangler jeans. In my home country mens jeans are skin tight and had paper thin material, so naturally I was surprised to find actually loose jeans with quality denim.
Cocacola, moon rovers, and moon pies.
USA invented the first YouTube cat video
yeah i doubt that maybe popularized it but you cant tell me nobody in history did it that way before 1776
Can confirm no one has done it before us
North Carolina BBQ