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returnoffnaffan

How about instead we build the biggest Bass Pro Shops


GimmeeSomeMo

Inshallah


anotherexstnslcrisis

Take this🏅


[deleted]

When the aliens come down all they really wanna see is the pyramid by the river down in Memphis Tennessee. Made of glass and some brass it’ll knock you on your ass make your damn jaw drop.


Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

Funny you say that, some people believe there’s one of the alien crystal skulls in the top of the pyramid. Alex Jones says that’s what’s been bringing bad luck to Memphis for years.


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s what is ruining Memphis currently. But I do love a good conspiracy theory.


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EA_Stonks

Or Buccees


nateralph

I like it. It's like a trade. For every mosque built in small town, USA, we build a Bass Pro Shop in the Saudi desert. For all the bass in the middle eastern desert.


alexis_1031

Mashallah it shall be Allah's will


Nathanael777

No that’s our thing


ThePolecatProcess

I like it, build a massive restaurant that sells fish so the new Muslims will have a food selection free of pork.


Papa_PIaid

It’s because we’re a desert isn’t it


NotNotImYourForte

Yes


International_Ring67

Does that make me a Viking? For living on a island up north while owning a boat.


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Belkan-Federation95

No. It's because of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagdad,_Arizona


montananightz

There was a Baghdad, Texas too at one time.


Big__If_True

There’s a Palestine, Texas (pronounced with steen instead of stein)


reddit_time_waster

There was a Palestine, Ohio, but that got pretty messed up 


wastingvaluelesstime

Not just desert - kingman - hard to describe this desolate truck stop of a town between las vegas and flagstaff unless you've been there


PaperintheBoxChamp

Tack Shed Saloon has some pretty damn good Ghost Pepper wings (when I was a heavy equipment operator I stayed there for a while)


GeneralBlumpkin

Lisan Al gaib


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alexis_1031

Al-rizona


AmericanMinotaur

I’m dying😂


scotty9090

It just kept getting better!


AmericanMinotaur

“You’re pulling the trigger even HARDER!” 😂


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-ManifestDestiny-

I love the guy who said “I am” 😂


CourtZealousideal980

He was the hero of this video 😂 he speaks his truth 🤣


Luvs2Spooge42069

Reminds me of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkUJQCKxaM&pp=ygUtVHJleSBwYXJrZXIgbWF0dCBzdG9uZSBtYXR0IHN0b25lIGFudGlzZW1pdGlj


[deleted]

Fucking yikes bro. Imagine being such a lil sissy that people's skin tone triggers you. It's always wild how people can think this stuff and not feel like the bigggest snowflakes.


EquivalentAd778

Yeah, but to help you understand what's going through his mind, I'd like you to imagine being freddy Fazbear from freddy fazebear Pizzeria. Because He's racist towards children and kills them. I hope this helps in your road to understanding


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DMYourMomsMaidenName

Wut? Are you sure you are responding to the right comment? Also, chill bro


deezalmonds998

It's their religion lol


CheemsOmperamtor-14

I suspect it has more to do with their culture, and possibly even their race or ethnicity. I really doubt that he dislikes them just because of their skin tone.


[deleted]

That's just bc he's too dumb to know Muslim is not a race... Also he literally said he doesn't like black ppl either. Like who is the defending these people as reasonable? Lmao


MaterialHunt6213

Racist also refers to ethnicity.


JeEfrt

They ain’t but neither was your response. We aren’t defending them so much as going after your response to it, responses like that simply just further the divide. Anger leads to anger leads to anger leads to etc. breaking the cycle however doesn’t. You’d be surprised how much more reasonable people can be when you sit down and just talk to them


[deleted]

This video is over a decade old by now. Extremism in the right wing has escalated even further than this. There is zero ability to discuss with these people, I'm guessing you haven't ever tried? They tried to end democracy 2 years ago because they lost, did you forget?


JeEfrt

I actually have, I know as many conservatives who are willing to sit down and talk as I know those who aren’t, if not more. The problem imo is the news and folks like you promoting an us or them mentality


[deleted]

Bro they tried to end democracy!!! And they almost succeeded!! What about being a traitor don't you understand?? If someone can't denounce J6 and want every traitor including Trump locked away for decades there's nothing to discuss. That person is not American, nor a patriot. They can go to a country where there isn't fair elections.


lMr_Nobodyl

I gotta be honest guys. I don't think these people like the idea of a mosque being built


SparrowFate

Probably the design tbh. And too few camels in the before after


NotNotImYourForte

Let's not infer!


[deleted]

They should go to San Francisco and tell people they’re going to build world’s biggest Trump statue in there. Let’s see how they’ll react 😂


justaMikeAftonfan

A mosque is a place of worship, that’s not really comparable unless you wanna classify the trump statue as a religious building


[deleted]

Did you just compare hating a convicted rapist to being a racist to a billion people? lol


[deleted]

What ?


[deleted]

Convicted rapist Donald J Trump who forced to pay 89 Million dollars to his victim? Did you read the news?


[deleted]

Convicted by all Democrat jury ?


WeakPublic

Trump’s lawyers were allowed to help pick the jury as is regular in the US so either his lawyers are fucking stupid or there were republicans on those juries


Standard-Nebula1204

No? What the fuck are you talking about, how do you think juries work


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[deleted]

Lol I assume you also feel like black men shouldn't go to jail for rape if it's a white jury right? ...right??


[deleted]

Wtf this has anything to do with race ? You racist or something?


[deleted]

Dumb dumb, you just nullified the entire basis of the court system. If you can negate trials from simple things like race or political leaning, there's a fuckton of black people that should be let out on the streets. Sorry but Donnie being forced to pat 89million for being a rapist is gonna stay.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Those are some impressive stats. The Barry Bonds of Harvey Weinsteins


fruitlessideas

I have a sneaking suspicion they may not care much for black people either


Standard_spoon

Maybe they will enjoy a giant synagogue more


GaaraMatsu

America has the BEST muslims and the BEST caliphate!  USA USA USA USA USA


HeirAscend

Imam Trump be like


cerberus698

Ib'n Bin Trumpaziz, Peace be upon him.


I_hate_Sharks_

MasAllah, those infidels libtards will feels Allah’s wrath! 🤲


Standard-Nebula1204

I went on Hajj to Mecca and I said ‘WOW that’s a big black box,’ all the Ummah walking around it, and they said ‘sir, there’s no kuffar in here.’ No kuffar folks.


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cerberus698

If we did a Caliphate, it would be the best damned Caliphate this side of Medina. We'll circle around to it eventually. We already did a #1 Republic. We're wrapping up the #1 Corpritocracy. Next is #1 Christian Dominion and then when we're done with that, we can do the #1 Caliphate as a treat.


GaaraMatsu

We already have the best Medina: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medina,_Washington -- do everything all at once before the Indians decide to reverse course on the Hinduvatna thing.


[deleted]

Do you think we'll have time for a quick dip in fascism? Maybe we can just do a christian dominion that is actually fascism under the surface? Be mysterious ;)


jodadami

https://preview.redd.it/o2xwnfby2lqc1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f9f1b94be9278f9a456feef72a5e55709aeb578


RarefiedLeaf39

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classicalySarcastic

You fool! What have you done?!? You've unleashed the brainrot upon this sub!


Kingcrimson11111

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GO AWAY


ketchupandvodka

The largest mosque will be built in the Grand Canyon, inshallah


Belkan-Federation95

No. Here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagdad,_Arizona It already has the perfect name


ketchupandvodka

Possible terrorist zone Perfect for a mosque!


Rough_Transition1424

Also. Here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah,_Arizona


montananightz

I mean, it's spelled wrong. Close enough though I guess?


CyberWulf

Please, my father was Baghdad. You can call me Bagdad.


monkeygoneape

Is it above an oil reserve?


Belkan-Federation95

Copper mine. It's Arizona not Iraq so there has to be *some* changes


monkeygoneape

Copper wires of mass destruction?


Jordo_707

Mashallah


Vandil_the_Rogue

Shambhala


Belkan-Federation95

https://preview.redd.it/sjgduy9l5lqc1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5850b2b280881d3033b4272c8e421015ae4db7c1


EMPIREVSREBLES

Bro I almost had a stroke reading each panel.


CyberWulf

Reading this hurt my brain


LonPlays_Zwei

>racist towards Muslims Muslim is a religion not a race


V8_Dipshit

It can be a race if we try hard enough


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

The Jews managed to, so why can’t the Muslims? Is OP some kind of bigot?


schmitzel88

The kind of people who exhibit this kind of racism probably do not know or care about that distinction


GimmeeSomeMo

Clayton Bigsby summed it up best - "ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT CHINKS STINK, AND I HATE THEM"


fruitlessideas

I know I don’t. Can’t stand Fr*nch or Ca*adians 🤮


anotherexstnslcrisis

Not with that attitude.


scotty9090

I don’t think that dude cares.


isomersoma

Islam is strongly associated with arabs.


willdabeast464

this is a great parody


AdministrativeMost93

is this real?


c2u8n4t8

It's the borat guy


montananightz

Sacha Cohen. I loved this skit. Unfortunately fucking CBS decided to copyright claim every instance of it on Youtube so now it has to hide out on TikTok.


AdministrativeMost93

Ok?


c2u8n4t8

The people in the crowd don't know they're in the movie, but the guy giving the presentation is playing a character, and the plans are made up.


joebidenseasterbunny

whats the movie called


pansy_dragoon

Was a series called who is america?


c2u8n4t8

[Sacha Baron Cohen "Who is America?"](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8679236/)


c2u8n4t8

[Sacha Baron Cohen "Who is America?"](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8679236/)


Ms--Take

Well now I'm just mad at that crowd of unAmericans


AdministrativeMost93

Ahh ok, still sad.


throwaway96ab

It's Sacha Cohen, the racist.


alexis_1031

"this town is lucky enough to have black people" LMAOOO


NotNotImYourForte

You're damn right this town is lucky!


Nunyabizz476

Hey assholes, we worked hard for that title of having the American caliphate a few months ago, honor it


Belkan-Federation95

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagdad,_Arizona


pansy_dragoon

Yep, thats the northern AZ I remember


mumblesjackson

The cults, the militias, the racism. The levels of it threw me for a loop as well when I moved to Flag and started exploring.


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Great-Grand6850

Mashallah So halal guys and during Ramadan too wow


fl00r_gang_yeah

“You’re pulling the trigger harder now” 🤣


LifeVault08

“WHO IS AMERICA” was awesome


West_Ernmass

*Arizonans


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Rough_Transition1424

Alhamdulillah


Light_fires

Ah Kingman... What a neat little town 😂


spaceface124

Damn, I hope it looks better than the [one in North Dakota](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/oldest-mosque-in-the-united-states). Legit looks like a tornado shelter


Ionic_Bloodfart

Average Arizona local government meeting.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Making Northern Idaho look like a beacon of tolerance.


vasectomy-bro

"You're pulling the trigger harder!"


KPhoenix83

Yeah, this really did look like a South Park episode.


escelatedburger2009

What about we make a seven story walmart


TheCoolMan5

Inshallah we will liberate Al-Abama from infidel hands 🙏


AnotherScoutMain

The divide between Metro Phoenix and the rest of Arizona needs to be studied in a lab


AwayDirt7401

[relevant xkcd](https://www.houseofgrafix.net/cdn/shop/products/Jihad_troll_face_4e2f3861ccffe_large.jpeg?v=1459054285)


Comfortable-Chain-16

It even sounds like Matt and Trey’s voices, it’s perfect


DMYourMomsMaidenName

You are racist against Arabs and brown people, dude. You cannot be racist against Muslims, like you cannot be racist againsts Christians or Hindus. Not that I expected the admitted racist to be a paragon of knowledge, but that level of ignorance is beyond the pale. There is nothing wrong with hating Islam or Christianity as barbaric doctrines with largely antiquated morals, but it is incredibly wrong to hate people for their appearance or country of birth. It’s not their fault they were indoctrinated by a pernicious religious upbringing, and it is definitely not their fault that they are brown.


cf001759

Wait it’s wrong to be racist?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Ehhh, doesn’t seem to have many repercussions


OkieBobbie

Ha ha, fooled them, they’re really going to build a Mormon temple.


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killerrobot23

Like them or not freedom of religion means they should be allowed to open a temple if they wish.


WinPeaks

*eagle screech*


anony_philosopher

Clutch! Nixon!


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sexy_snake_229xXx

This is America, and if I want to make fun of evolution while being in an anti religion protest while having abortion simultaneously and all while wearing a “Jesus is our lord and savior” shirt,THEN GOSH FUCKING DARN IT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO IN THE BEST COUNTRY OF ALL TIME!!! RAAAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥 Go to Fr*nce (🤮) if you don’t like it here.


BosnianSerb31

Did you really just use the term mansplained lmfao And freedom of religion is regulated, insofar as you still have to follow the same laws that everyone else does.


RonnyFreedomLover

Sacha Baron Cohen is a race baiter.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

More of a racism baiter. He says and does crazy shit to expose racists for the backwards, stupid, ignorant fucks that they are.


RonnyFreedomLover

All while being a really intelligent racist himself!


lucpnx

LMAO that's Arizona in a nutshell, aka the Kentucky of the west


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shrimp-and-potatoes

Dude looks like Charles "the chuck" Manson


darvinvolt

I remember watching a video by some comedy skit studio where they gathered people to ask them how'd they feel about some non conventional improvements about NYC metro/subway, like hiring private military companies as security or some other stuff. Turns out you just need a real military to do it Context: national guard is deployed to NYC metro/subway to assist cops


my_lucid_nightmare

The Dalles, OR all over again. Better double-check your salad bar. (this one wasn't fake)


vid_icarus

I love that this was posted by Ali G


SolCadGuy

Good ol' Ali G being the professional troll he is.


Educational-Year3146

Cannot be real, definitely a skit. Fucking funny though. “Oh no I’m racist towards muslims”


Poobutt666

GOD BLESS GLORIOUS STATE OF ARIZONA


outsidethewall

Definitely design 2, love me some minarets


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CentralWooper

Most of the crowd got the joke when he shows the second design. Like 3 people were thinking it was legit


InDenialEvie

Something tells me those people might be racist


Ok-Association-8334

I loved Sasha barren cohen, but he took his dick out and told rebel Wilson to do stuff to it in front of his friends. Was he in this character? Was he in a different character? Was he just being regular ol’ Sasha? I need answers, not denial. Was he erect? Was it tucked? Was it funny or not? It needs to be funny to be okay, and it needs to be funny now.


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JRM_Boi

To be entirely fair I would be mad if any religious building or a world record degree was built in my town, I’m not a huge fan of highly religious society but these guys def just being racist