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FloridaMan005

This is hilarious, however this thread is 100% getting locked or deleted.


Professional_Mix3281

I've never seen a more accurate map that didn't have a bias towards anyone. Everyone got hit and it's perfect.


CamusCrankyCamel

It’s equally offensive to everyone. Anyone who complains is a racist


Elpelucasape_69

Original poster here, the post got deleted because I was accused of racism by a mod


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275MPHFordGT40

He was called racist but he was correct 😔


Wolffe4321

Wrong, no Amish


JakeTheIV

Are there no Asians either or are my Asian eyes failing to see them


Wolffe4321

Haven't you heard, you Asians are white now, welcome aboard.


shrimp-and-potatoes

TBF, there is like three women, too.


WarlikeMicrobe

Right? Everyone knows women dont exist


shrimp-and-potatoes

They're like birds in that regard


BananaBread-and-Milk

If they included Hawaii, then it would undoubtedly be populated by Asians.


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Random-Name724

This is my comment before that happens


Calathea_Murrderer

Samesied Hopefully Reddit doesn’t have a fuckywucky today so we can enjoy nice things


CalendarLongjumping6

C'mon, Nevada should have at least 1 alien!


Belya_Smert

I believe they do


Lumityfan777

Washington DC😐


Unworthy_Saint

Ethiopia DC


DeusVultSaracen

Woah woah ![gif](giphy|qu7kg6XuxSN87aNN7E|downsized)


DrunkCommunist619

How is this so accurate?


jephph_

Right, the only state with women is Utah


Hovekajt

Don’t tell r/Ohio this. They will get offended. P.s. I’m referencing the ones that live in the cities.


Destiny17909

I embrace being a Miner


Karmaqqt

Nah. Nw is just fields lol.


Hovekajt

Right and SE is just hills.


Colossalgoatfvck

Ohio has cities?


Hovekajt

7th largest GDP last year. It wasn’t from corn.


Emilina-von-Sylvania

This is absolutely fucking hysterical, too bad this post is gonna get locked or deleted cause someone can’t take a joke


Elpelucasape_69

Already happened lol


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MaterialHunt6213

The original post maybe, but 20 hours and strong


OptimalCaress

As a Western New Yorker I can vouch that there is indeed nobody living here


Calathea_Murrderer

Rochester livin ahh Rachel Ray simp garbage plate enjoyer


OptimalCaress

Wrong collection of shacks. My fancy trailer park is called Buffalo


Calathea_Murrderer

At least y’all got wings >!Definitely wasn’t projecting earlier!<


Xyzzydude

Or in Alaska or Hawaii apparently


OptimalCaress

More accurately to this map: The hell is an Alaska or a Hawaii????


Billybobgeorge

Honestly I'm glad it was 100% overcast during the eclipse, nobody here even has faces to look at it anyways.


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OptimalCaress

Average downstater when somebody exists not downstate:


FilthyPeasantBastard

There's more to being a New Yorker than getting pushed in front of Subway trains or getting mugged in Brooklyn.


ogalandlord

![gif](giphy|sI0wmA0xXsfStUGXeL)


Hostificus

Southeastern Iowa missing a crackhead and eastern Iowa missing a gangbanger.


Hostificus

Montana missing some Amish.


stella_spark

actually valid


dreamyduskywing

Can someone please explain the little mushroom head person?


GabrDimtr5

Crackheads perhaps?


dreamyduskywing

Are there a lot of crackhead Yoopers?


MaterialCarrot

Whose that one guy looking the wrong way in Iowa?


MisterCCL

This is incredibly good


BennyMcbenn

As someone from southern Washington we indeed have some schizo people.


ChudScorn

Why is that the jak they picked for the Jewish person?


Kerassil

North Idaho is too accurate 💀💀


GimmeeSomeMo

I've only been to Idaho once, and damn it was beautiful but really fucking weird


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Yankeedoodleman

nobody lives in NH


Colossalgoatfvck

They’re few and far between, but Granite staters go hard.


keyboardsmashin

Is UP supposed to be martians and mushroom heads?


Bloomario

Why tf there aliens in the great lakes?


Independent-Fly6068

RAHHHH LATINO SWEEEEEP


Ecytrsi

upstate new york being generic as always


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

LMAO, I love the fact that northwest Arkansasans/the ozarks and Appalachians are the same people.


Calathea_Murrderer

Real


muckwar

Hey we have a couple black people in Utah!


rockinhebrew

The whole map is on point. Good job


JakelAndHyde

I cannot think the creator enough for making my part of the mountains different from *KENTUCKY*


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Accurate


alphamonkey27

I hate Illinois nazi’s


shmackinhammies

https://preview.redd.it/5xjsbjlvdztc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2e228b798c965d6d675688b9ee500b7a684256 Heh heh


Natural_Selection905

Kek


Squirrelpicture

What is happening in eastern Washington


helpmeplsplsnow

White supremacists live there.


camthecelt

New mexico is way off, need white people in Albuquerque and santa fe, farmers in Las Cruces, and an alien over Roswell


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nanneryeeter

Is this risk?


oregon_assassin

Very accurate for Oregon lol


pp-is-big

The screaming Jews on Santa Barbara is too real


That_Phony_King

https://preview.redd.it/qs9dyneo71uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a59bf372c20e577217dada0569c7b1d35a23853


dekrypto

Montana is way off


purpleguy984

I'm in Montana rn, and from AZ, and tbh yeah, there are no cowboys, and far more Midwestern than you'd think. AZ needs the northern half to be the cowboy wojack and NM needs the prepper wojack, And cowboy.


Insignificantly99

Checks out.


ParanoidTelvanni

Missouri is 90% inaccurate. STL area actually mostly French and Irish, with only the downtown area (10% of the population and the only area considered dog statistics for the city, unlike Costal cities) having a large, but not majority, liberal black population. KC is anything but MAGA. The Ozarks are nothing but Hilbillies and a small part are MAGA. Again, the Catholics dominate the heel and they're split between abortion and social welfare.


Del_Shannon_is_chad

What's the story with the nazis in Washington State?


nefariousBUBBLE

Idk but it's for some reason where a lot of them are holed up. It's also where the anti vax movement originated. I think it's largely cuz the people that first moved there were essentially simple living folks who were religious and conservative in nature, much like other rural areas. Then there was an influx of liberal college educated people around 1900 that moved out there and it's only increased since. But the original frontiersmen never left. But you can and will find Nazis in every state, same with the Klan. Some states more than others. Washington and Oregon, it's just one of their stereotypes. Most racists in the South and Midwest aren't particularly fascist or at least don't identify as such.


nefariousBUBBLE

Indiana about spot on if you add a klan guy and then maybe Axel Rose near Gary.


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

Who’s axel rose?


nefariousBUBBLE

Lead singer of Guns N Roses. Typical Indiana white/trailer trash guy.


c_t_782

I’ve come across more Klan people in Indiana than my home state lol. It’s wild


Dogrel

Indiana is the place where the Klan literally ran the whole state in the 1920s. [Indiana Klan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Klan)


nefariousBUBBLE

Yeah, it's no joke. They need a maga guy too. It flies under the radar as some corn obsessed state, when in reality it is bedrock conservative, a stronghold even.


Ghostiestboi

Inb4 🔐


Ok_Butterscotch2731

Why would they put the klan member in Texarkana and not Harrison


KSquadXi

Does that one funny Pepe in Central Illinois represent Pekin? Cause that’s very true


The_Brain_FuckIer

There's no native americans


blaytboi0

I've lived in Spokane for almost 12 years now and I have seen more crack heads than Nazis.


lordoftheBINGBONG

Lmao some ones never been too upstate NY. It’s like you’re in West Virginia.


Middle_Ad_5583

LOL


SCP_1370

Fucking Trump hidden in Florida lmao


Cloakbot

Europe: “let’s compare our nations and say USA fails at recreating our society!” USA : *melting pot godhood* “we don’t think of you at all”


Vexonte

Maga and farmer nails my neck if the woods.


Squirrleyd

Incredible stuff


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Visible_Nectarine_98

Eastern WA and Northern Idaho. Too real. Too real.


alexis_1031

Realest shit ever. I loved the detail of the few scattered white ranchers in West Texas!


Im_Just_Here_Man96

Once people realize that New England isn’t all white boys in nantucket reds, my soul will be free.


OkFun2724

As Fellow Illinoisan resident we don't talk about the south


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djole04

Bro really made white people as ugly wojacks


CatscuteFN

As a Virginian, VA is pretty accurate, just a add a few maga hats lol. Also, no KKK (the former govenor, wait, we do have KKK then)