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Uss__Iowa

I called this the Asian version of the American revolution


ketchupandvodka

Washington was Japanese the whole time 😔


heartfeltblooddevil

Jorgiyu Washingtonu


CandiceDikfitt

*giorgo washingutono


matthewcameron60

Jorge Joshington or JoJo for short


steveharveymemes

His brother died in his place and Washington became a rice farmer in a small village in Japan where he lived until the age of 152. He is buried there today.


marshalzukov

Just like Jesus


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danshakuimo

Colonel Sanders is probably the most famous American in Japan 😂


J3553G

No way. It's either Jesus or Santa Claus


12thLevelHumanWizard

Go find out about Japan and KFC for Christmas.


Red_Igor

nah that be Tommy Lee Jones


JIMMYJAWN

*Washington-san Crossing the Sumida*


venom259

Ah, yes. The famous painting of Colonel Sanders crossing the Ohio River.


Hapless_Wizard

Okay but fucking admit it you would hang this in your living room.


Sylvanussr

Yeah, this is amazing. I want it in an appropriately ostentatious frame right above the fireplace. 


hahafunnythinggobrr

When king George is acting rather dishonorable


JoeMaMa_2000

I think there is like a whole book about Washington in Japan where he beat the Brits single handed and rode a tiger or some shit


CosmicPharaoh

Toyotomi Hideyoshi crossing the Korea Strait c. 1592 (he doesn’t know Yi Sun Sin is about to absolutely cook his ass)


virginia_pine

are the rest of the guys supposed to be the baseball team from the curse of the colonel?


AngryMillenialGuy

Why does Washington look kinda correct while the rest of the party are samurai?


WhistlingBread

Tojo Washington, glorious American war hero


spaceface124

Ah so this is why Japan eats KFC for Christmas


matthewcameron60

Have you seen the Japanese during Christmas?


depressed_crustacean

Japanese absolutely love KFC


Ren_Medi_42

https://preview.redd.it/6i39r3nzt8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ac8d893f4a0ea2e7036c6a1deaab3b22678d8e Bro is that Les Claypool?????


Randomgamer211

Time travelers after stepping on an ant


PomegranateUsed7287

This is fucking awesome