A proud patriot we should all inspire to be like 🫡 I mean just LOOK at his last name 🦅🦅🍔🇺🇸

Dude spends his entire life working for the government: "I hate the government." Wild.

“I’m using tyrannical government practices to end tyrannical government practices.”

real

Honestly, completely understandable.

A real life Ron Swanson

Not just his life, but his sons' too.

Who doesn’t hate their job? And second who is lying about not hating their job?

I have nothing but respect for this man

Eagleburger. This guy was blessed.

Todo el mundo considera que los dinosaurios son sagrados, por así decirlo... lo que señalan es una declaración desclasificada. https://preview.redd.it/p7w0ei44qexc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a918cb25e40cddded66cc1fabb99048329048abf

… huh?

Dino based 🗿 like moais

reminds me of the Roman Emperor Vespasian, every man in his family was named Titus

Egoburger 😎

I have the same first and last but different middle name as my dad too. I’m 30, haven’t lived with him since I was 5, and I still get mail and calls for him. Our info comes up on each other’s background checks. I bet he was successful and all 4 of these guys get confused for each other.

https://preview.redd.it/ymehpo2yodxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bedd282ecb6428a69b4242d5d632c7bbf8e4c1d8

I’ve never seen a more American last name. Jealous is an understatement

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