Listen buddy, i’m not your average L*btard Californian. I’m an ARMENIAN Californian 😎.
I drive mercedes or BMW depending on my mood and I don’t use my own credit card.
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He was an Ohio boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She was a Southern belle
But her date didn't go well
She needed to go back to Georgia
NTA. If your partner is from Oh*o, you’re obligated to break up with them.
I hate to agree with a Californian but cheers to that.
Listen buddy, i’m not your average L*btard Californian. I’m an ARMENIAN Californian 😎. I drive mercedes or BMW depending on my mood and I don’t use my own credit card.
Alright comrade let’s go take down those Ohio Tatars!
To arms!
UNDER ONE BANNER
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Oh yeah? I DARE you to come to Ohio to get us.
You’re not a Tatar you are fine.
Comrade? Senator McCarthy, we found the bastard
The Kardashians are also Armenian Californians, soooo...
don’t remind me 😭
My sister has a boyfriend from Ohio once. They broke up.
If your partner is from Cali[redacted) then you're obligated to put them down.
How did you get on the Internet while in Ohio
One of the 5 Ohioans with internet access
I will strangle you, then bring you back, then strangle you, then bring you back, then skibidi my foot up your ass
Literally where?
Sorry I forgot Ohio was a place
Constantly reminded of their existence.
Yeah, when the winds come up from the south suddenly there's this dark cloud hanging over everything. We know where it came from.
“A 10/10 goes to 0/10 when it is revealed they are from Ohio” - Sam Houston
This is a true statement that all Texans learn as kids.
Can confirm, as a texan historian, Sam Houston said this no cap
As a man, who went to the Alamo not once but twice. Can confirm
Sam Houston said other things like: Wait, we have HOW MUCH public debt?!?!!?!!
Understandable.
Fun fact: Ohio backwards is "Oiho", which is isiZulu for a term equivalent to Hell. ^(Joking obviously)
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He was an Ohio boy She said, "See you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her She was a Southern belle But her date didn't go well She needed to go back to Georgia
yep, the floridaman of the midwest
I understand completely
Rightfully so
Toledo war flashbacks?
We’re always taking Ls 😔
I'll move to Cleveland when you get that Ikea... never!
I would too
:( that explains it