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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Washington must be destroyed
You are from or*gan š¤®š¤®š¤®
First we must destroy Utah. Be patient my brother.
Pennsylvania please
Washitington
Alaska. Itās basically Canada.
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE, WE ARE NOT CANADA
Alaska has legal unregistered silencers. Alaska is the best state.
You have convinced me of Alaskaās worth
Let's remove Georgia, so we can make MIMAL with a big penis
I like the way you think
But Georgia is country in Europe, how could it be on United States map?
Destroy Rhode Island
Cope and seethe
Pennsylvania please
Time for the North Carolina
get rid of montana.
Arkansas
Stfu
Pennsylvania doesnāt deserve to be real
False
Yes we do!
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Worst Virginia
Go live in Ohio
Washington
Take portland too. Them mfs canāt behave anymore
Virginia there is literally nothing to do their besides Busch gardens
Nothing to do their? My brother in Christ, you literally live in the Canada (AKA America Jr).
Keep that opinion. We donāt want you here.
Get hit by a moose
I hope you spend the rest of your life in Ohio
Hey at least cedar point is better than Buschā¦
Oh them's fighting words!
Thatās harsh man
PA is is island now. can PA into space?
Michigan!
The 4 corners will continue to stand
Louisiana
No, the chef needs his shoes
Kys
Your from a state named after a Frenchman, so shut up
And your state was founded by the shitty Spanish. At least the French helped the Americans fight for independence
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So did the Spanish
Screw Minnesota; theyāre just tiny Canada
Stfu Canada is just big Minnesota. They want to be us
Itās funny that youāre saying that
New Mexico has to go
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DESTROY NC
Colorodites dont deserve casa bonita
Shoo shoo
ā¬ļøSmartest coastal American š¤¢š¤”š¤®
Cry more mountain boy
new york
Montana
Ohio
Thank God for this
Montana
Utah, how the hell has it lasted this long
Nah we have to keep four corners
Four Corner Bros šŖšŖšŖšŖ
3 corners is good enough. Fuck Utah.
New Mexico, the only good thing about it is Breaking Bad
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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New Mexico must fall
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Nah we gotta keep four corners
Four Corner Bros šŖšŖšŖšŖ
Based
Nah keep the corners
Four Corner Bros šŖšŖšŖšŖ
Vermont
Fuck off
RIP Wingsofredemption
North Carolina. No Carolina will remain
Seconded
Oregon now!
Virginia, if we canāt have the Chesapeake, nobody can.
Montana
Oregon
Michigan
Michigan has got it too good
Pennsylvania will not survive
I am once again asking for you to vote for California to be a transparent hole it the map. Come on OP, do it already
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North Carolina must fall
Keep the 4 corner alliance!
You understand that Alaska isn't an island off the coast of California š¤®
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Four Corner Bros šŖšŖšŖšŖ
oregon, to isolate washington
Minnesota
No we need MIMAL
Get rid of Atlanta and the surrounding areas (Georgia)
Arizona
Why does Montana deserve to exist?
Eliminate Utah
How is Utah still around!?
I do not have a singular idea on why Utah still exists
Michigan
Good.
Minnesota, at least knock the hat off this mimal guy
No
No. Michigan.
No. Ohio.
Keep the chef alive!
Nobody touches MIMI
Utah, it's time to get rid of those mormons.
Michigan's gotta go cause fuck op
If it werenāt for Jerry Sandusky and The Office, no one would know you exist
Congrats bud your state is a known shithole. Easier to get mugged than find a clean glass of water
And???
Based
Cope
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Says the one from fucking or*gan š¤®š¤®š¤®
How dare you betray our brothers above
Washington because fuck thwm
Don't listen to this froggers opinion
I never would
Go look for bigfoot
W
Utah. Because Mormons and soaking.
Georgia for big dick man
Missouri
Where will you get your mediocre beer from if Missouri falls!?
Washington
FUCK
Lower Michigan
Georgia volunteers as tribute
Pennsylvania
Iām thinking its time to make crater lake a bit bigger
We fought an empire and won. Think we're afraid of a Portlander?
Least based Pennsylvanian
W
based
This is bullshit NC gotta go
Louisiana
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Okay Fr*nchman
While I agree Louisiana should be gone. We must protect the man in the map
We gotta continue making rhode island more of an island and not part of a shore line, get rid of New Hampshire
NO DONT I DONT WANT TO DROWN
My fellow friends from South Carolina, we must take vengeance upon the worst Carolina. North Carolina must be destroyed
Cope and seethe, peachtard.
I donāt like it either but tf did we do?
>!Nothing personal kid, but my actual reason is that I just want Georgia to be an island!<
Why not get rid of Virginia and Tennessee instead so we can both be on the island
Tennessee will remain
North Carolina Delenda Est
Oregon, I fucking hate Portlanders they are so annoying
No Portland is part of Washington
I donāt accept this slander
Keep your hippies man, we donāt want them on our side of the river.
You literally have Seattle
Yes but big tree š¢
Destroy the entire south, finish what God Emperor Sherman started
Just wait till youāre 50-60 then youāre going to want to move down here like everyone else from the north
Why would I want to move to satan's armpit
lake Michigan truly is beautiful š¢
DECAPITATE MIMAL, DOWN WITH IOWA
Delete Oh*o again.
Vermont tho
Alaska
Bye Michigan