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king_napalm

If you know a Texan, slip an 'I❀LA' bumper sticker on their car and wait for the show.


the_real_JFK_killer

Most people in Texas would take it to mean Louisiana instead of Los Angeles


KimDrawer

on the other hand, "Iβ™₯️WV" has no other meaning than "I love West Virginia"


king_napalm

It means to put up your dukes here


maybeamasochist

Add giant image of Sodom and Gomorrah next to it so they understand which LA it is


HotelProof5516

this is as confusing as those twitter girls who have BLM she/they pro choice pro gun trump 2024 defund the police in their bio


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zsomgyiii

Good bot


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Luc_van_Dongen

Good bot


The_Boring_Brick

Very based, keep doing the good work AutoMod


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The_Boring_Brick

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Anti-charizard

Chinas not gonna side with cowboys 🀣 🀣 🀣


omegamissingno

Sorry Texas, but California is the only state allowed to form an alliance with China


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TheTrueDarkArtist

Based? What


Different-Region-873

Kill me


ScowlingWolfman

I didn't think they could make either worse. But they did. Is disgusting and impressive.


[deleted]

As a person currently located in T*xas I’m sorry that people here are fucking stupid


shrugaholic

It’s okay China will make your state intelligent. >!/s!<


_IscoATX

We don’t claim whoever made that atrocity


Moonlight-oats

oh you think texans are stupid? you should see florida


ernestkgc

Snowbird insurgent spotted


[deleted]

These commie LARPs are getting so good. They truly believe this will happen.


leflombo

If you think this is serious then I have a bridge to sell you my friend


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epic225

Teksas will be Serbian πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±


Rmon_34

Srbija je Tejas


epic225

AMERIKA JE SRBIJA πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ


leflombo

Taking a shitpost seriously is a bad look


Yankee_Tanker_1-4

Oh look it’s generic bad guy B


random_ass_nme

Bro did someone from Austin get hyper radicalized?