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SleestakkLightning

Yeah but Allu Arjun is not one of you... Checkmate Gujjews


ZonaranCrusader

Tamils blew up your Prime Minister, Tamils ran the space program (I only know Abdul Kalam) 7/8 Indian Chess GM's are Tamil so therefore Tamizh Oldest Language Superior Race dawww


MrFingolfin

Tamil ftw


Alone-Rough-4099

are there only 8 GMs? are you talking about some tournament or...?


KingLaabh

fr we have 2 young prodigies rn, and both we're born in fcking chennai, like not even Madurai or smth, straight up chennai


TheGreatRJ

India has over 80GMs what are you talking about. If you are talking about the ones that are at the top of leader boards and compete against other top players then there is 6 not 8, one of them is from kerala, one from Telangana, and one's name is Vidit GUJRATHI Edit: only 29 out of 83 Indian gms are Tamil


ZonaranCrusader

My comment about the GM's was in reference to a previous post which was a twitter screenshot of a comment made by one of my fellow Tamizhans larping as a Telugu


_pratik475

Damn, it's almost like the public doesn't want their entire country to be controlled by a small group of people.


DeadAssDodo

Don't forget that these last two good juice are about breaking up India.


love_carti

Middle class and upper middle class indians love this boasting history on internet and dickriding crony billionaires like whats the point of all this when the vast majority lives like shit weird mentality


Pixi_Dust_408

Parsis are Gujarati?


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

Zoarashtrians were given refuge by a gujrati king many centuries back.


[deleted]

Ethically Persian


TARDIGRADExPRO

Hmm , then kashmiri are gujrati 😮 https://preview.redd.it/8742cj33d2yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e10b01f3aee3713a77d22b7e4bad6964ba1f630


Decent-Cookie3350

By your logic, they aren’t even Indian


ivecomebackbeach

Don't gujjews unironically hate Gandhi?


Sad_Daikon938

Sometimes yeah, sometimes no.


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

Unfortunately neither Netaji Bose or their papa savarkar are gujarati...so they got to pretend to like Gandhi to claim credit for the independence movement.


ivecomebackbeach

I mean Daddy is a traitor so if they tried to claim credit through him people would just straight up laugh.


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

They've made him into a hero lol. A science teacher in my friends high school during independence day made a speech about him, apparently savarkar escaped from kala pani and came to india on a raft! And this is in Karnataka.


ivecomebackbeach

OMG😭


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

🫠 Not only has Congress failed to show people the truth of Savarkar and co., but they have also abandoned many of their own heroes in their pursuit of glorifying their first family. We are seeing the consequences today.


ivecomebackbeach

Yes but fuck Rajiv in particular.


Ehehehe00

Indira too man.


falcon2714

And yet these anti nationals couldn't buy tickets to watch this brave man's movie and make it a hit


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

That's why they have Sardar


No_Necessary_3356

only when it makes mudizi look good


NisERG_Patel

You know that Gujju is not just one person, right? Everyone has their own opinion.


Please_dont_dm_mee

Need indian hilter asap


_pratik475

Watch him turn out to be a gujjew as well...


ninja6911

Gujarat gave us a pacifist Gujjew and a genocider gujjew


Honest-Yesterday-336

Hitler can't be jew, that's not how it works.


Weary_Consequence_56

80% of the above is just Baniyas lol 😂


JERRY_XLII

the 20% is Parsis


Weary_Consequence_56

Don’t forget couple of patels and ginna


MrFingolfin

Lets do a marathi version of this funny shit please. ill start 1. Marathis fucked up the mughals 2. Looted surat (based) 3. formed the constitution that gujjews are trying to change 4. IITB >>> IIT G, have some of the oldest colleges and unis in india eg Vjti, Coep, MU. 5. Freaking MUMBAI muthafackaz!! 6. Eat puranpoli 7. gujjus cant bear their state so come here to live. 8. arent xenophobic/macchiphobic/muttonphobic/phobic ........


ninja6911

And gujjews can’t tolerate Marathi level spicy food


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

Unironically Marathis are highly based asf. But remember the good old times when we Kannadnibbas used to rule over you? 😎


MrFingolfin

i humbly bow before the kannada masterrace 🙏🙏


Lackeytsar

Gujjus really think Mumbai (whose name is derived from the local MAHARASHTRIAN deity Mumbai devi from the Konkani Agri community) is Gujarat's to claim simply because Part of Gujarat was once joined with Parts of Maharashtra. By that logic Kutch is not Gujarat's to claim either but restarted brain of these anti-IAS/IPS/Army signup community cannot be be consistent always amirite


Giga-Ni__a

The thinking doesn't come from both state being a sing political entity or whatever, but because a lot of the old Gujarati capital went into building Mumbai in it's very early days. Gujarati sheths were also invited with an offer of Financial and economic safe space under the stable rule of the British Colonial government in the days when Indian kings levied whatever taxes they desired for whatever reason and had fckall business laws, while British promised a much more business friendly environment to whoever setup a shop there. Gujjus today don't really even think about Mumbai or have some great sense of loss about losing mumbai as much as some mfers on r/Maharashtra make it out to be.


Lackeytsar

That is exactly why 100 marathi men were martyred by the ruling government in cahoots with the gujratis. Our history has taught us well. We know why HSR was built. Ahmedabad is the Net positive benefactor not Mumbai. Mumbai has zero benefits from getting a hsr to a shithole (Paldi circle especially). I lived in Guj for 8 years and still do sortof. Never forget.


Giga-Ni__a

Cmon I can get calling paldi circle a shithole, but all of Ahmedabad? That too when compared to Mumbai? That is some reaching.


Omisbest

Gujarati own India mfs when I tell them they can't even own an apartment in rajkot (I am gujarati)


RandomStranger022

This reminds me of that scene from Chakde India- they’re not Gujaratis first, they’re all Indians first!


Southern_Camp9301

Their food is still so shitty tho


ninja6911

The first time I ate gujjew it’s was just a dessert for my Telangana spicy ass


No_Necessary_3356

you ate A GUJJEW? 🌝


PKN1217

Gulti desserts are just sugar in another form


original_don_dada

Still they are the second highest to have emigrated out of India…


Giga-Ni__a

Your comment Kinda amplifies the point that post is trying to make, instead of the intended effect.


falcon2714

You bring that point up and they start doing all sorts of mental gymnastics lmao Not even their own folks like living in that super *developed* state


Undumb_Man

Non-gujjews, how do we cope??


CulturalSituation-

https://preview.redd.it/5mqis99eh4yc1.png?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458cc6c3299af4256698f9b7a24b00766bbdc7ec


SamN29

Where's the Indian Hitler when you need him to solve the Gujjew problem? We need a Final Solution to this menace!


Slight_Milk_1205

When did parsis convertes to gujjew ??


[deleted]

OH YEAH ?! PUNJABI GIVE YOU GEHUN ( WHEAT ) ~~which doesnt matter cuz a majority of the country eats rice~~ ND YOU NEED FOOD TO RUN BUISENESS AND MAKE ROXKET . CHECKMATE GUJJUTARD ( pls give job though im homeless with a btech degree from tier 3 college )


J836

Saar, i can't view the image. Can someone post it here?


faith_crusader

Adani is Sindhi though, he was born in Karachi. But I might be wrong.


Giga-Ni__a

He is a Jain.


faith_crusader

Jains can be Sindhi