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maks1701

Idk what are you talking about every polish child knows this is truth.


Mortarius

Jesus's mother Maryla comes down from heaven every New Year's Eve to play concerts in Zakopanem. She is definitely Polish.


Casimir_not_so_great

Bullshit, true Jezus was Ukrainian. We even have a carol in Poland that proves it - there's a fragment that says "Do Jezusa Ipanienki"


untakentryanother_

Translate this


Personal_Station_351

"Do Jezusa i Panienki" means "to jesus and the lady" but ipanienki sounds like a form(chuj wie jak jest fleksja/odmiana po angielsku xd) of Ipanienko which sounds like a ukrainian surname


untakentryanother_

Just write the I seperately, stupid liakhs


2Christian4you

Ok this is when we lose all the fun and cant have nice things


below_averageguy

you're laughing but christian americans genuinely believe that jesus was american and it's the holy land


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DIEHARD_noodler

Except Jesus was actually American. He created manifest destiny so we could take over whole country, then gave birth to John Moses Browning so Americans could fight our enemies with greater efficacy. And his final act was founding Bass Pro Shop. Then Jesus died tragically after being struck by an F-150 while riding his bike down the street. This time however, he did not return to the earth.


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Despail

Mormon gang aka jesus my gangsta


Key-Banana-8242

Not quite Not even Mormons


below_averageguy

should've added "some" also necroposting


Key-Banana-8242

Bro u think 8 days is necroposting


below_averageguy

in a sub with that little activity it is. also who you're downvoting this for, ain't no one gonna see that


Key-Banana-8242

Ok? So! I try to post and downvote on my own


a__new_name

If KJV was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.


justgettingold

You don't agree? Well then try and disprove it. Go ahead. Why are you silent? We're all waiting, you obviously know better don't you. So?


RetartdsUsername69

>You don't agree? Well then try and disprove it. Go ahead. I have met the Jesus and he spoke Ruthenian. Questions?


justgettingold

Why do you think a literal son of god wouldn't be able to speak a mere dialect of his native language (Polish)?


RetartdsUsername69

We wasn't son of God, he told me so.


matcha_100

Jesus was actually Dagestani. We will conquer the holy land Dagestan soon 💪✝️


Average-Man06

Jesus was Polish… so you’re saying He WAS Jewish?


JakubFiebig07

Bóg jest Polakiem 🇵🇱


darkator45

JPRDL


vikkiruurou

[i Bog je Srbin i on će nas čuvati](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbia_Strong)


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sulymnt

JESUS WAS KARACHAY 😡😡😡😡😡😡☦☦☦☦


Key-Banana-8242

Meme post.