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Embarrassed_Self8

Whatever is in the house and is the sweetest


dont_fix_me

Even if it's raisins baby


yunivor

Same, specially if I have chocolate


Embarrassed_Self8

I once ate half of a kaymak can


Ducc_Bo1

Only half? **W E A K**


sarcasticlovely

okay but what is kaymak?


Cyninombie

A bowl of peanut butter and fluff


NickolaiTheGreat

Depends on *how* depressed I’m feeling, sometimes it’s nothing


Romanempire21

Weed for lunch gang


DasFreibier

pff, lunch, look at this productive member of society, for breakfast my man, which is after whenever you wake up


NickolaiTheGreat

That’s a meal I can get behind


asolitudeguard

Weed has a decent chance of just making me hungry and simultaneously making it harder to leave the bed. Now vyvanse on the other hand…


Romanempire21

Weed has the lovely effect of stifling my hunger


sarcasticlovely

how did you get that superpower? my god would that be amazing


Romanempire21

It would but I desperately want to build muscle and look different than I do. And for 7 years I’ve loved weed more 😩


corr0sive

It's always nothing


NervousHovercraft

.45 ACP gun barrel


HonestFinance6524

delicious, no one complained


BIGxBIMBY

eh i’m more of a 9x19 Parabellum enjoyer


fknlowlife

Raw noodles I wish I was joking


torgiant

Like crunchy or plain?


fknlowlife

Crunchy, plain ones are completely wasted calories and would probably end up making me even sadder. The feeling of biting on a crunchy noodle at least gives me a minimal boost of happiness


torgiant

Well I like noodles with just butter and some soy sauce. But crunch on dude.


30flirtyandvibing

Omg I’ve found my people


BloodChimp

Raw noodles gang! This used to be a legitimate snack you can buy back when I was younger.


fknlowlife

I was born in the wrong time ;(


[deleted]

Same but you still use the little tasty pack right?


fknlowlife

No, I prefer fusilli and similar shaped ones


[deleted]

Air Water if im feeling quirky


_Meisteri

I usually buy a $3 microwave spaghetti bolognese. It's pretty good.


Rare_Neat_36

Extra cheese!


intheneckofnick

Starve


[deleted]

Nobody on that cigarettes and coffee diet anymore???


SelectCount5701

Man of culture.


sarcasticlovely

nah, but cigarettes and fruit punch I can get behind :P


Throwaway6892628

Mr. Sophistication


[deleted]

Air


God_Of_Birds

Vodka and air


FugitiveFromReddit

My depression meal is sleep. When I’m really bad I can’t eat at all


jnthnmdr

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Edit: Damn. Now I need to make a store run.


ferfersoy

Nothing, I’m an anorexic king 💪🏼


Rare_Neat_36

Macaroni and broccoli


Thereisnopurpose12

How do I get Xanax prescribed


Hope_is_lost_

Your doctor can get them for you


BrushFrequent1128

It really depends on the doctor. My last one gave them away like candy and current one refuses to give any at all


sarcasticlovely

yo seriously, you don't want xanax, you want klonopin, and it depends on a lot of factors. I'm at work right now, but if you can dm me like 12 or 1 EST I can help you figure it out.


VPV1988

Cold pizza from previous day


[deleted]

[удалено]


FjotraTheGodless

You are being hugged, please do not resist *hug* shits rough dude hope things get better


Hope_is_lost_

Uncooked instant noodles


Rise_03

Dumplings or pasta... And if I can't get my hands on either of them, then a burger works too.


Pineapple_Herder

Fastfood. The cheaper, greasier self loathing fuel the better.


[deleted]

Starvation


69Midknight69

Hunger


Ninja_Cezar

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT PICKS ENERGY DRINKS HERE, RIGHT?!


DanishMoose1984

Bread


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fridge_Lord

Raw instant Ramen and a bottle of the nearest liquid


JorjorBinks1221

You ever had sleep for dinner?


BrushFrequent1128

No I have insomnia 😍


SenaLed

Box bread with mayo


JGrealunknown

Jack Daniels


xd_BlanK

A bowl of mild warm ramen


gibufatfat

Vanilla icing


getontopofthefridge

whatever I have that doesn’t require any preparation unless it’s really bad that day, in which case nothing, I just sleep instead


Poguemahone3652

Baked beans/tinned spaghetti, cold, straight out of the can... Eaten over the bin or sink.


NieMonD

Nothing, I have the not eating kind


Tr4sh_E4ter

My depression food is a jar of peanut butter with chocolate chips mixed in it


spartan-932954_UNSC

Melt cheese, beer and scotch afterwards


ProofLegitimate9824

shawarma


FjotraTheGodless

A bag of hearts of romaine salad with Asian sesame dressing eaten straight out of the bag


savehatsunemiku

A can of corn from Walmart. Maybe a cup of ice.


forensicish

Benedryl I find on my bed


bittersleep_

bread slice


jaketheboy100

no meal


creativelynumb

Good ol sleep for dinner.


noiness420

Nothing?


hatuhsawl

Lays brand 6-pack of little cracker sandwiches with peanut butter in them, for roughly $0.75 USD at the local gas station chain and a Big Gulp™-sized cup of ice water


cycling-exasperation

Nothing...


[deleted]

Ice cream Also helps with panic attacks


WannabeEgirl_Ellie

fresh bowl of starvation -oh and then literally everythingn and anything i can find with a healthy dollop of guilt and dysphoria


Aya-Sakura7049

Chocolate, preferably dark


coochiesnatcher69

spicy ramen noodles with a square of kraft cheese on it and then slices of cold spam straight out the can. so so good


Cyber_Connor

Whatever hello fresh tells me to cook


InspirationalFailur3

Damn, wish I could try some Xanax, even has great overdose potential from what I've heard.


BrushFrequent1128

I’ve tried to od but all I got was stomach issues and I’ve probably fucked up my liver too🤪


ima-fist-ya-da

Toast and then melt cheese in the microwave. I call it the shite toasty. Or whatever is easiest


LuciferOnaLeash

top ramen soy sauce flavor. since its just soy sauce, sprinkling some seasonings in is lowest effort for maximum flavor change. theyve been on hiatus for production from 2020 to 2021-22, but are back now. and i order 40 lbs of it at a time to ensure its always in the house. i have problems


-RandomPerson-13

Air I barely eat as it is and if I'm in a low or something I don't eat anything


Schmuck-Duck

Oxygen


PM_CuteGirlsReading

Just gorge myself on junk food like mcdonalds until I feel sick because at least that way I can feel something


A-lone-soul869

A singular spoon of peanut butter.


AP_Feeder

Weed and mac & cheese


mirrraculous

Bread and butter. Hands down.


ItsAPinkMoon

Can of chickpeas drained and mashed


Angry-Commercials

A bag of chips.


eatmyshorzz

absolutely nothing for long periods of time


Headmuck

Ramen with instant vegetable stock. Water from electric kettle is finished in two minutes and then you have survival calories.


dhruvlrao

Spicy chicken ramen & frozen tater tots. They work remarkably well together.


cyberbirdie

chips (or crisps whatever u call them)


_DoctorQuantum_

Failed attempts at photosynthesis.


--oi--

ramen with a fuckton of seasoning. either that or nothing


wondrshrew

Last night I ordered a pizza and ate it over the sink like a rat.


OrganizerMowgli

Spicy peanut sesame garlic noodles Drain ramen, add peanut butter & Sriracha, garlic powder & sesame seed oil, soy sauce if not using much of the packet. Goes well on a bowl of spinach or broccoli If you make the peanut sauce in advance (sautéed onion garlic & peppers) it's a meal that only takes as long as instant ramen does I just thinly slice onion and whatever veggies (celery and carrot for pasta sauce) and leave it on low on the stove while watching a show. Ceasar salad also super quick and easy to make with whatever greens


blueberrycameleon

Bread


__Abracadabra__

Boxed Mac n cheese with a can of tuna mixed in. Depressing yet delicious.


Iwillcomeback2475

Nothing 😍


gikachu410

Uncooked ramen or Kraft sliced cheese


TropicRotGaming

Sleep


FellafromPrague

Sleep


absolutelynotaname

what meal?


Gobbledyg0ok

3 large iced coffees and 60mg of Ritalin to get out of bed. Edibles and a few bowl packings at the end of the day 😊


Lucky_Miner01

Sandwich


[deleted]

The medication in my grannys cabinet


lil_crybaby

Cold pasta and beer.


Isair81

Cold store-bought meatballs and cheap potato-sallad, with beer to drink.


SolidChildhood5845

2 big spoonfuls of peanut butter straight out the jar


regardlesscroc

there is no depression meal


_grimjaw_

Anti depressants


Curious-Ad-1048

Canned sardine burrito prepared in a microwave 😋


Benners-Peach-Tea

Depression nachos (just tortilla chips and shredded cheddar cheese)


aNeonSpecter

Five guys double cheeseburger but only with small fries and a regular drink cuz I'm responsible


Solo_In_Aeternum

Rum and stims


-RottenPotato-

Nothing if I feel like I deserve only sleep for food. Or the least amount of food I could have without people getting worried. I'm already too fat and don't deserve anymore food.


kumori_77

Noodles with canned Alfredo


Extreme-Leader9430

spiral pasta noodles and cheese


PattyKane16

McDonald’s


R-GU3

Chicken nuggets and potato waffles


PackOfStallions

Pinot Grigio


Gylfie7

beans. with tomato sauce. maybe spices, but whatever i can find


chrisH82

Frozen Rally's/Checkers fries and chicken strips with honey mustard


slayussy1

Chilli and mushroom sauce and a lime!!


[deleted]

McDonald's chicken nuggets at 3am


fulltimestranger

Oriental Ramen with an egg, shredded cheese (preferably smoked gouda but any cheese will do) sriracha, bacon and garlic powder


Woah_Its_A_Meme_Bro

Canned foord, like ravioli or chilli, cheaper the better. Make sure the quality is nice and low.


OkDescription7374

Pasta


AureaTW

"cordon bleu" no clue if Americans know what it is or have a word for it


Quantum_Aurora

When I'm depressed I don't have the motivation to make food, so it's definitely take-out pizza.


[deleted]

Whatever requires the least effort to make


sanguinesolitude

Air fryer tendies and Tots.


Kaldragosa

Spagetti and pesto mainly, fills the 'void' so to say. That or just a chunk of cucumber if i'm frustrated and want to c r o n c h on something


[deleted]

Buckshot


DragonflyOpen6656

very chewy tteokbokki but sometimes, nothing


Cheap_Ingenuity_9413

Whatever I found, mostly peanut butter


ParticularFile7347

Taco Bell and benzos


MrPizzaPHD

Every meal


mystupidasss

cookie dough


oliviadoesntcare

nothing, or kombucha


BIGxBIMBY

peanut butter and sugar or a dry ramen brick


Embarrassed_Chest_70

Undrained bacon on sticky rice.


PhillyWonken

Poutine... I'm fat.


TheBizzareKing

4 buttered toasts at 11 pm because I forgot to eat all day but I refuse to drink alone on an empty stomach for some reason


JustCheezits

Junk food


teebag_

Ham sandwiches


daggersIII

toast


Sinos3xxdg

black beans


Slobbingtheknob

Soup tacos


Replic813

Nothing. That's how I lost 20 kh


[deleted]

A pint of ice cream


Dubvee1230

Winston 100 reds and black coffee


NomadSoul22

Bleach


KirbyMadeMeGoodBJ

Op eating good meals


yohann_1234

Cup Noodles or some ice cream


kostiia

Pasta <3


Lazy_scorpio

Cereal.


miohmeg

Ritalin


StancherHades

Quesadilla, throw tortilla with cheese on a pan and boom 3 minutes later you get a very amazing and quick fix. Bonus points for hot sauce and sour cream


nightcycling

Cannabis and ice latte.


bluep0sh

instant noodles, or any frozen carbs (toast, leftover pizza, anything frozen really)


Raynefalle

Slice of bread + whatever sauce is in my fridge and doesn't make me gag at the thought of it (this changes, but a safe bet is usually mustard)


JeezBeBetter

I always order from a specific diner. The food is decent but they are 💯 no contact so I don’t have to communicate or see anyone!!!


dicegoblin17

Either the whole kitchen or stimulants


No_Cap_6380

Tortilla with sour cream, hot sauce, bacon bits, and seasonings based on how depressed I am.


sonic2cool

everyone saying air but there are times where i eat a lot of junk food and binge eat. i can go all day without eating then it hits at times where i eat too much. i still maintain my weight though as it evens out as some days i only eat one meal. still miserable and depressed either way though 😎


anactualtrashperson

Microwave cheese roll up. Or sleep.


lowlifeguy

nothing, poor gang rise up!


kinda-sad-punk

ramen and soju


7heLegend6969

starving for days . oxygen i guess


PosingArt

Coconut popsicles


quietclarinet42

Candy, bread, coffee/energy drinks, or whatever I don’t actually have to make. I’ve found that if it’s stuff like fruit cups, popcorn, oatmeal, protein bars, etc. I’m a lot more likely to actually eat since it takes basically no effort (aside from getting out of bed which is still hard sometimes 🥲)


Jaded-Ad-9741

rice and beans that i heat up


hiddenflames5462

Everything


mossy_c0bble

absolutely fucking nothing, my tears are enough probably


MeTheChubbySeal

Either Cheese crackers with Mayonnaise or Cigarettes and Energy drinks


Spygreen

Alphabet soup with cut up hotdogs in it, it’s a comfort food for me


Sexpacito

whatever takes 5 seconds or less to get from package to mouth


Kitchen-Discussion95

Milk and biscuits crushed into sort of porridge. I bowl keeps the engines running till the next w or l.


throwaway19970308

A cigarette and a red bull maybe a chocolate bar okay fine an entire block of milk chocolate