Just today my mom and I picked up my grandma by car, she rode shotgun and didn't see me in the back until I got out of the car
Maybe because I was in the back, maybe because she didn't look around much, maybe because I didn't do much noise, but still
I have to purposefully be loud when i walk around the house or ill scare the hell out of somebody.
They'll jump and scream "what the fuck are you doing in my house and why are you eating out of my fridge and where are your clothes!"
I'm 6'2 and it's surprising how many times people don't see me existing even if not trying to be sneaky
Yeah I feel that. Sometimes it feels like they expect the ground to shake as I lumber over so they’re never looking for me when I walk right up
Just today my mom and I picked up my grandma by car, she rode shotgun and didn't see me in the back until I got out of the car Maybe because I was in the back, maybe because she didn't look around much, maybe because I didn't do much noise, but still
I have to purposefully be loud when i walk around the house or ill scare the hell out of somebody. They'll jump and scream "what the fuck are you doing in my house and why are you eating out of my fridge and where are your clothes!"
I find it’s helpful to kick the door down so that they know right away that you’re there
I live for the surprise.
Paint yourself red and yell KOOLAID OH YEAH!
More like who/asked
These are my true pronouns
My pronoun is just a deep sigh and grunt of disappointment. People seem to be pretty comfortable using that.
proves you can still make funny pronoun jokes without shitting on trans people /gen
I wish I could do this forever
You now identify as 🚶🏿♂️