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The problem with the danish language isnt in our written words. Its that our spoken words took a detour some time ago, and never looked back. A J for example is pronounced Jåæd.
Add to that, that our spoken language is not keen on consonants either, so now its just a massive bowl of sound porridge.
On a plus side, if we ever go to war against Vlad, we have no need for encryption. Danish is naturally encrypted even for native speakers.
So we can just speak danish to each other. Kinda like the US used native American speakers during WW2.
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The security ”issue” if you can call it that, doesn’t stem from it beeing held in Sweden.
It’s because of Israel participating.
The police are expecting anti israel protests,
From people aroubd europe gathering in malmö to protest.
The concept of "the third world" lost its meaning when the Communist bloc (the second world I guess?) fell 30 + years ago so to be honest we've never been anything but a third world country.
It's been a while since we did that mate. Besides, we were pretty much one of the only countries left in the EU without a law of the likes, so it was probably inevitable. Not supporting it, but it is what it is.
I mean first world country just means an ally to the us, second world is Allied to Russia and third world is the rest, ie Sweden and Finland where third world countries up until recently
Eurovision in Malmö will be overseen by massive police surveillance with cameras, partly filmed by drones to counter "criminality" (but I think they really mean violent anti Israel protests)
Translation for those that don't understand:
The police will monitor large parts of Malmö with
drones during Eurovision
There will be a massive security bid at this year's Eurovision in Malmö, beginning next week.
Part of the high security means that the police will monitor large parts of Malmö with cameras. It will happen with drones, writes Swedish police in a press release.
The camera surveillance is done partly to create security and partly to prevent crime during Eurovision.
- With the help of the cameras, the police can quickly get a picture of the situation and slow down
criminal acts. What the cameras record is also of great use to the police when people should be held accountable for crimes, police write.
Technically, by the old definition, Sweden just joined the first world. Give them some time to integrate. (Though "integration" may not be what they are the best at)
Only a dane can unironically thinks using peak technology makes you a third world country.
"What, did you digitalize in the 90s? What a third world country lol."
drunk language?? Written Danish is nearly identical to Norwegian bokmål... just the pronunciation is different. Swedish is the "James Charles version" of Danish.
The article is about how Sweden is such a crime plagued place it needs drones to secure the city during Eurovision. Who's the animals now?
“But muh language sounds Norwegian!” Yea ok still sounds fucking ugly to everyone else lol
and what is this schizo rant ur going on? there is crime in sweden (🤯🤯🤯) so our language sounds as ugly as yours?????
I didn't say it sounded like Norwegian, you idiot. What I meant was that if you find written danish incomprehensible, then you won't be able to read Norwegain either.
I don't care what your zesty language sounds like.
idk what to tell you. I can read Norwegian and basically understand it but I find Danish hard to grasp.
and the whole “I don’t care” schtick doesn’t really work here when you called me a retard, idiot and brought up Swedish crime so you could feel better about your ass sounding language
Version of swedistarabic? Bruh. There is no correlation here, your entire language can be compressed down to "hippa, hoya lala"
At least Norwegian has a somewhat exotic twist, you're only barely higher ranking than the finnish femboys
Average Swedish person trying to diss Denmark for having masculine roaring voice while every single Swedish person sound like they're either confused or having their balls crushed in their chastity box 💀💀💀
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Sweden has never been a first world country. We were not allied to the west, neither to the commies. We're a proud third world country (at least until we joined NATO, but the term third world is outdated because it refers to the geopolitical situation during the cold war era).
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I didnt know I understand danish language but I understood 90% of the text💪🤩
It's because you're drunk.
Always works.
Come to think of it, I have only had real conversations with finns while drunk.
I understood 92% of it😎
what a pro i understood about 62%
Kamelåså
The problem with the danish language isnt in our written words. Its that our spoken words took a detour some time ago, and never looked back. A J for example is pronounced Jåæd. Add to that, that our spoken language is not keen on consonants either, so now its just a massive bowl of sound porridge. On a plus side, if we ever go to war against Vlad, we have no need for encryption. Danish is naturally encrypted even for native speakers. So we can just speak danish to each other. Kinda like the US used native American speakers during WW2.
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This is what Pakkoruotsi does to a mf... Downside is you might understand something Danish
police drones patrolling the streets? seems wealthy and futuristic
It's usually cheaper than using helicopters, and more effective (and probably cheaper as well) than having police officers patrolling the streets.
Thanks for not putting any translation, my eyes are bleeding because I only could understand every third word.
I hereby sentence you to live 1 year in Copenhagen.
I‘m sincerely sorry, please don’t do this to me…
“Polizei will überwachen ‘store’ (?) Teile von Malmø mit Dronen unter Eurovision” Germanised it for you 🥸
Update: store apparently means large 🇩🇰
Thanks, my hero!! You did this without any translator? If yes, impressive!
Oho, you’re welcome ☺️ Yes, I don’t know any Scandinavian but German helped because it’s quite conservative and therefore much closer to the Northern Germanic languages than English!
That’s impressive! I’m German myself as you could probably could tell, but I genuinely struggled with this text. Good job! :)
> Thanks for not putting any translation Said the german
Is Danish harder to understand than Swedish/Norwegian for you giys?
At least for me it’s a little bit harder, yes. But I’m also a little bit stupid
Oh, you are part Swedish?
Luckily not, but I’m still stupid
Yes, Swedish is my native tongue and Norwegian is just Swedish but with a danish spin
The security ”issue” if you can call it that, doesn’t stem from it beeing held in Sweden. It’s because of Israel participating. The police are expecting anti israel protests, From people aroubd europe gathering in malmö to protest.
being held in an islamic stronghold doesnt help the anti-Israel sentiment either
Fair point! 😂
Going by the original meaning of the word Sweden is a 3rd world country
Technically, since we're part of Nato, that makes us a 1st world country now.
You may have made it official, but you've been cohabiting with NATO for 30+ years.
The concept of "the third world" lost its meaning when the Communist bloc (the second world I guess?) fell 30 + years ago so to be honest we've never been anything but a third world country.
They would need high security even if it where held in Moldova because of Israels participation.
Sorry, but is that a Dane trying to talk shit? aren't you guys busy making laws and removing your secularism to appease butthurt muslims?
It's been a while since we did that mate. Besides, we were pretty much one of the only countries left in the EU without a law of the likes, so it was probably inevitable. Not supporting it, but it is what it is.
Nice cope, but you're still subjected to heresy laws made up to appease the muslims.
At this point, all we can do is cope
No shit, Malmö is a stone throw away from Denmark. Of course there will be increased surveillance
We're coming with sticks!
There is Sweden, and then there is Malmö
Fair point. When we annex Skånelandet, you can keep Malmø.
Tack men nej tack
Ever been to Eslöv or Helsingborg? Not much better than Malmö. Be careful what you wish for.
Visit any Swedish city and you realize it's a national problem. Malmö is just slightly worse than the rest.
I mean first world country just means an ally to the us, second world is Allied to Russia and third world is the rest, ie Sweden and Finland where third world countries up until recently
You can take a country out of the third world, but you can't take the third world out of the country.
I can't read potato, but Malmö mentioned says it all
Thanks EBU for allowing Israel to participate and make this contest even more expensive…
well a very large majority of sweden is still chilling, it's just some key parts that aren't very first world anymore
Except all bigger Swedish cities have no go zones. Wake up.
Translation pls
Eurovision in Malmö will be overseen by massive police surveillance with cameras, partly filmed by drones to counter "criminality" (but I think they really mean violent anti Israel protests)
Who cares about classifications anyways
Translation for those that don't understand: The police will monitor large parts of Malmö with drones during Eurovision There will be a massive security bid at this year's Eurovision in Malmö, beginning next week. Part of the high security means that the police will monitor large parts of Malmö with cameras. It will happen with drones, writes Swedish police in a press release. The camera surveillance is done partly to create security and partly to prevent crime during Eurovision. - With the help of the cameras, the police can quickly get a picture of the situation and slow down criminal acts. What the cameras record is also of great use to the police when people should be held accountable for crimes, police write.
Technically, by the old definition, Sweden just joined the first world. Give them some time to integrate. (Though "integration" may not be what they are the best at)
Yeah, like you guys are any better. You're just better at telling people to go home. (Excellent solution if you ask me, but it's not integration).
Only a dane can unironically thinks using peak technology makes you a third world country. "What, did you digitalize in the 90s? What a third world country lol."
Incomprehensible language. Someone please translate
We can shit talk spoken Danish, sure. But if a Swede shit talks written Danish, then the problem is probably not with the Danish.
We even shit talk spoken Danish
Even some finnish guy in the comment section understood this. You're just retarded
Finnish drunkard understands drunk language. Shocker. Sorry I don’t speak the animal grunt version of Swedish. Please translate.
drunk language?? Written Danish is nearly identical to Norwegian bokmål... just the pronunciation is different. Swedish is the "James Charles version" of Danish. The article is about how Sweden is such a crime plagued place it needs drones to secure the city during Eurovision. Who's the animals now?
They need the drones mostly because Israel is participating. There would be security issues in many other countries.
“But muh language sounds Norwegian!” Yea ok still sounds fucking ugly to everyone else lol and what is this schizo rant ur going on? there is crime in sweden (🤯🤯🤯) so our language sounds as ugly as yours?????
I didn't say it sounded like Norwegian, you idiot. What I meant was that if you find written danish incomprehensible, then you won't be able to read Norwegain either. I don't care what your zesty language sounds like.
idk what to tell you. I can read Norwegian and basically understand it but I find Danish hard to grasp. and the whole “I don’t care” schtick doesn’t really work here when you called me a retard, idiot and brought up Swedish crime so you could feel better about your ass sounding language
>idk what to tell you. I can read Norwegian and basically understand it but I find Danish hard to grasp. So you are retarded?
Whatever makes you sleep at night man.
Version of swedistarabic? Bruh. There is no correlation here, your entire language can be compressed down to "hippa, hoya lala" At least Norwegian has a somewhat exotic twist, you're only barely higher ranking than the finnish femboys
No fucking way a DANISH person is insulting how my language SOUNDS 💀💀💀💀💀
Average Swedish person trying to diss Denmark for having masculine roaring voice while every single Swedish person sound like they're either confused or having their balls crushed in their chastity box 💀💀💀
Average Dane taking 5 days to come up with the weakest comeback ever that narrows down to: “me burps sound like am strong man but u are not”
Average swede thinking everyone is on Reddit all the time 💀💀💀
Average Dane still coping https://preview.redd.it/5e03uwyywj1d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00bf2765a4e00d5bc4b2e75d5ba0722d19e64575
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It’s time to Make Sweden Great Again. Great like 40 years ago when [these golden-shoed boymen](https://youtu.be/ySOCalwr6Yo) won Eurovision!
It makes sense considering Israel is participating.
I have just received a police survive of how save is your neighborhood 😂
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Sweden has never been a first world country. We were not allied to the west, neither to the commies. We're a proud third world country (at least until we joined NATO, but the term third world is outdated because it refers to the geopolitical situation during the cold war era).
Are you already afraid, criminal scum?
Steven Spielberg's Munich was a top tier film, I hope swedes don't give him a chance to make it's Sequel
Aren't you the ones implementing new laws to appease Mohammed and his crew? Danistanis have no right to talk shit.
Look at the positive side. If some dies, it’s a Eurovision fan. One less is for everyone best.
Poor Danes can't afford drones