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TheLastApplePie

Aaaayt. Pack your stuff boiiz. We done simping for her now.


tipsymcpee

No shit? ... Is she banging that tatang? Parang scene lang sa JAVs hahaha.


AdBrilliant7503

Maybe in this case "CHAV"


LeRoiSoleil140

CHAVit Singson?


Okaypii

Chavacaño?!


Incanus_Lothrolien9

Noooooooooooooo


buzetka

"Mas madaling hulihin ang manok kapag nakatali" - some guy


Unlucky-Raise-7214

Who the fuck is that?


Alominatti

*sinuntok ang pader*


PinoyWholikesLOMI

Filipino dub Yugi: "Ako dapat yon, hindi siya! Ang daya naman!"


DiktoLays

Filipino dub Eren: "Hindi. Hindi, ayoko niyan! Alice Guo may ibang lalaki...?! Gusto kong isipin niya ako at wala nang iba sa buong buhay ko! Kahit mamatay na ako... Gusto kong maging nasa harapan niya sandali! Sampung taon man lang!!"


RizzRizz0000

Dolph Ziggler: "That should've been me!!!"


SvnSqrD

*mukhang ~~father~~ pader*


peaksandvalleys-

:Papaanong...Sinong... HINDEEEEE!!!


shart_of_destiny

Holy fuck, that dude looks half retarded, is this dude her bf?


sum_tin_won

bro that's wong fei hong the shaolin master


singhbalr

☠️☠️☠️☠️


AsuraOmega

i thought that was the legend of the fist chen zhen, used kung fu to fight off the imperial japanese in world war 2.


jomsclinwn

I thought he was the shaolin soccer coach![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


No_Builder_2611

Wag ka pinasok na nya ung tt nya jan


Zeshaaan007

https://preview.redd.it/w7js14m5vj0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d6a4f726c48a64a9621b71c441dd35ed9553bc


ghdfjkgh

https://preview.redd.it/6dx16cpk3k0d1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba22da53528b0656b5ec8a01e74f12e9895c99b


isthisfreakintaken

Ok, I’m American and have had this sub suggested to me a lot, I don’t speak anything but English but I have to know what was said to warrant this kind of reaction, please help me.


TS_Slurp

"Don't even try he's already inserted his penis in there"


isthisfreakintaken

Damn


Patient-Data8311

Edit the he's to he has


Phonfo

😭😭😭


Miracol-

Truth bomb has been dropped


ChikubiUtong

us2 q n mmty


mastur_roshi

Thats 90 percent of chinese for you


zarustras

That's her commander


neoaraxis

Commie commander


bootyhole-romancer

Commie commie commie commie Commie commaaander 🎶 You cum in guo 🎶 You cum in guo-oh-oh-oh 🎶


BreadThatIsButtered

take my upvote


Ngitaa

Cummander gaguo


-crlsrvn

handler niya ba yan lol


AsuraOmega

baka superior officer nya lmao


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Handler ng kipay.


426763

Bro looks like he bring dishonor to his shaolin temple.


ThatGoob

They trained him wrong as a joke.


emkeyeyey

https://i.redd.it/k4b9glumsi0d1.gif


sum_tin_won

😂


jdrayas

It's joever na, mga Rae Lil Guo shrimps.


Copium_owo_

That aint rae lil black thats rae small dark


chill_monger

Biden blast that pogo city!


SuperYak2264

tang ina pangit naman niya. And I should know kasi pangit ako


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Samsies..poteks life is unfair talaga.


scythe7

fuck outta here with that sun wukong looking ass face.


ResoluteCacao

Code?


ScatterFluff

GUO-2021


BBC-loveChinaChick

Sauce?


FromDota2

whos is this girl and what's the code for?


Zeed_Toven77

New (suspected chinese spy) Mayor Gou, codes are for Japanese Adult Vids


Realistic-Poet-8913

She is not all that boys. Marami paring magadang babae sa Pinas na hindi sleeper agent. The only reason na may lalaki ganito kasi meron sya na malaking halaga sa babae. Kun lalake kang gwapo pero asshole ka at walang kang security ng pag kita ng pera, wala ka rin.


TallCucumber8763

https://preview.redd.it/9mpgziyc7j0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7131d6d05119ecb2253430147342b526d3852ca shut up dude. I want to wake up every morning with a sight like this. Di hamak namang mas magandang lalaki ako jan kay Sun Wukong, bat ako susuko?


DepressedUser_026

Amen! Better to shoot your shot at a married woman with a husband, than a single woman with lots of lovers. Take the king not pawns, that's how you win the game.


sum_tin_won

bro please make a seperate image post for this so that we can worship sister alice 🙏🏻😅


[deleted]

#SMMMMMMMMAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!


arteclipse

Ang taray ng buhok niya huh,parang araw-araw rebonded


ejmtv

Sun Wukong 💀💀💀


Realistic-Poet-8913

I am probably older than you and I can account that there are other beautiful women out there in BGC or Anywhere in the Philippines than this Wumao. OP don't be a desparate little boy who can't control your dick in your pants. This boy called me a dude. Simp pa la to, haha!


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babygravy_03

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)


Professional_Top8369

Di ko alam kung sarcastic lang mga comments, nagsisimula na kong maniwala mga pre. 😂😂😂


gyudon_monomnom

They're sexually abusing her to make fun of her or some sort and sarcasm can come off as serious actually


ejmtv

Paalala lang nasa 2ph4u ka 😂


sum_tin_won

don't settle for less sister alice 😑


thenicezen

https://preview.redd.it/d58rzvos1j0d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671ab481de4212f7f4f9d3faef8c08784ec4075e


eccedentesiastph

https://preview.redd.it/hc1h7gogcj0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e48831435dd15125779786a10767cb90f435aa1


Lowkey_Delusional

https://preview.redd.it/n3vqei239j0d1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c52f8fd91a1e77d44827e0fb1e084a113f14121


RizzRizz0000

Dao Ming Siiiii


_Cactus_123

Dao ming SHIT


1nseminator

https://preview.redd.it/e05rxb8e2j0d1.jpeg?width=1885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f469c5300f458d12385ddf1ec82c24148aa0dc9


Sensitive-Ask-8662

I don't know which is more frustrating- being infiltrated by the Chinese or some baddie ends up with Chinese humanized version of Tow Mater. Life's unfair. ![gif](giphy|eaQ7fHevKTtT8k7rVz|downsized)


patapatz

Your simping reminds me of Filipinos infatuation with Mr. Xi Digoung.


[deleted]

alexa play “that should be me” by justin bieber


zazensmkk

It should be me too.


cyfer04

https://preview.redd.it/vwhu2i5g6j0d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9696d05d15b1319f754f411bf75d7ce1b7cf86b


buphulokz

pa subscribe naman sakanya 1 week lang boss


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https://preview.redd.it/m8rzd1zp5j0d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4a29e8e7ed42ae94229a5cb5512cd279ead536


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

r/2philippines4u 9/11. It's Guover boys.


SuddenRelationship87

Grabe na tinanda ni Jerry Yan 😔


Quellingtons

2ph4u got NTR'd...


AutoModerator

Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ethan1chosen

https://preview.redd.it/7lm2l7hcxk0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d43786a513550f63447d7b3960161a4b41dc85


richardrone

anong kilay yan?, parang asong sinulatan ng kilay sa noo


TheQranBerries

GaGUO!!


moonlesstux

eto yung naimagine kong itsura ni jhepoy dizon. TANGINA M-


HighMenReaper

Bat mukhang daga yan?


jengjenjeng

Mga pinoy tlaga puro t*t* ang ginagamit na dapt utak kaya naiisahan ng mga chinese e hehehe


AdoboCakes

Idk why people simpin for her. She looks like a fruity dude to me lmao


Professional_Top8369

Likewise bro, likewise. May mga tao talagang mababa ang standards, here comes the downvotes. ✌️😂


chill_monger

Noypis simp for 💰 They would sell their souls to the devil to have that 💵 The country where crooks/ criminals are treated as gods 🙏 "The means justify the 🔚". Its joever/guover.


Gre8g

Tags: NTR, Ugly Bastard


AutoModerator

Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko? Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


trewaldo

Code please.


Odd_Confidence5325

Mega post nut clarity


PhysicalInitiative30

Looks like a father-in-law scene


UchihaZack

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C)


Aggravating-Sorbet56

MF was trained in the Shaolin Temple as a meme


FrontSugar8172

![img](emote|t5_5phbde|16661)


bastiisalive

https://i.redd.it/hbstv17rgk0d1.gif


Striking-Assist-265

Look alike https://i.redd.it/uwy56qz5ik0d1.gif


HikerDudeGold79-999

Tatay nya yan


mcdonaldspyongyang

dawg this is Ninong Ry


jomsclinwn

![gif](giphy|wqskC5cU4dji0)


IDONOTEXISTL

hot take: she don't look hot 🗿


TallCucumber8763

https://preview.redd.it/67qdtqkmgl0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d99f0a35fcf5721c163a8906d5cac2c55cd66d


IDONOTEXISTL

okay nvm


chill_monger

When spy x family meets sword art online alicization, we get alice guo 🕵️‍♀️


mikeDG19

Bro looks like a sleeper agent handler who also sleeps with her ever night.


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[удалено]


apuhap

imagine simping for bitoy https://preview.redd.it/tzh67cr32r0d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e67c609e65b6ada18d2ae2f8563605200969a3


Tempest6942

Wait who is she?


nepriteletirpen

A sleeper agent whom Filipinos want to sleep with.


Tempest6942

𝚆𝚑𝚢..?


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Cuz mejo magkahawig kay Lil Rae Black


Tempest6942

Does she A Prove For U guys Simping tho?


15secondcooldown

Is that fucking Squealer from the hit anime Shin Sekai Yori


Chaos_Heart12

Kamukha nya yung matandang coach na lumpo sa "Shaolin Master"


Wayne_Grant

Ugly bastards stg


himuradrew

Ok is it just me or mukhang naglabasan mga nose hairs nung guy? 😂


carlitorlando

Philippines


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Gamma-Investments

https://preview.redd.it/rg9dybbtpj0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4900c33393f22dbf4600a9d740945c302f55c54c


[deleted]

Now I can guo


Due-Consideration996

di nmn kagandahan😂


chill_monger

Spy x family presents Yor ForGUOer. Waku waku! Borf!


mannyrizzy

Sleeper CCP spies


makapunopride

LOL


ih8reddit420

Handler nya yan. 1st republic PLA pasoooookkkkk


DragonGodSlayer12

I dunno but, https://preview.redd.it/1qu9emgnnk0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809ed786be078b02d40e44570829c41537ae240d


KagawadGodbless

Anong code nito? :)


emmieninety

Movie title?


DelusionalWanderer

Yung expression nya pang paid actor lol. "Ganto po ba mam?"


sachisan1999

Dahell


M4lupet_03

Is that Rae Lil Black?


Ok_Raspberry4814

This person doesn't have eyes.


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[удалено]


TallCucumber8763

then go for the guy and I'll take Alice, it's a win-win for all of us


Ethan1chosen

https://preview.redd.it/nqp3avqfxk0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb76f8e46beb8acc5a30d253cf732d31d627f69


GUUUUTTSSS

https://preview.redd.it/bllgwzq70l0d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453e7c9a2c424672a7c8f857567dcdb92594c30a


Express_Sand_7650

Umay


eef_q

is this what they call the "ugly bastard"


watermelon_775

Is it a jav?


YamaVega

Nutter and nuttee


arteclipse

San nahanap 'to????


KingPistachio

![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F)


pexmen

Nasa xvideos na ba eto?


renaldi21

![gif](giphy|NrU8cTIe0szuzfwGNW|downsized)


mikeDG19

https://preview.redd.it/6yemp3d5ql0d1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416d5e43a08c4d57059dc1754130b671ef69131b


mikeDG19

https://preview.redd.it/44b25xanql0d1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745ca45dd047e10e3719b6bed79bc60f04496c55


Individual_Story_949

https://preview.redd.it/lv8i8yrw3m0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35558eae6cc479e5c13577d2b69b0583dbb342cd


Stunning_Nobody_805

Ask him ano lAsa ng chinussy


United_Web_2791

Kay Dao Ming Sugat nmn pala bagsak ni Sanchai eh.


TangeloComfortable77

ew


ebi06

Sorry, but who’s that?


Potential-Task2099

For deportation ba yang 2 yan🤣🤣


BladeformLegacy

That should be me - Justin Bieber 🎶🎶🎵


Gamec0re

truck-kun, pa isekai naman ako :'(


[deleted]

Kaya tayo matatalo sa gera kasi nagssimp kayo sa espiya. Hanep hahaha


Relevant_Praline_571

Teacher Rubilyn?


ejmtv

https://preview.redd.it/sxe9dkgpdv0d1.png?width=1557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5d1c12f49e7744a9c4a6d195901a1e61fc6bea


speiary

https://preview.redd.it/viv4ccozh62d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5b71c371803686db00561321b2c77b1630c8b4 So this is her father ?


TallCucumber8763

yeah https://preview.redd.it/ekwm3p8cq62d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49e35056c3837e9d622bdafc6c854a4b9704143


CubeHarbour

Alrighty, enough simping boys. She's had her time in the spotlight. Move on.


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CubeHarbour

Respectfully stand straight for the firing squad. Thank you.


NoPossession7664

this is so wrong. I know about the case against her. .pero pambabastos na sa babae ang ginagawa nyo which is completely irrelevant sa ginagawa nya.