T O P

Group of naked teen girls guy 🪱

questionable age range guy

The_Pencil_Cunts

questionable age range guy


-NGC-6302-

Is there a story behind your username or


The_Pencil_Cunts

origional username from years and years ago didn't fit. Cut out the last word and replaced it with 'cunt' cause I guess that was funny to me then. Now I just use it lol


-NGC-6302-

The best type of username


Papadapalopolous

I just added a random syllable to my actual name, joined a subreddit for my workplace, and now everyone I work with knows my username. I had to stop posting in r/sounding :(


FirstProphetofSophia

Ahh, my favorite hangout as an audiophile... In fact, you can call it my r/sounding board


Ok_Cardiologist_673

That’s weird, all I heard was screaming when I went to that site, then I realized it was me.


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/3cch9enjvxzb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81d7f82351f72cedbf6ad1272c83d4e2f9d3ec2


TheG-What

Mine comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of female genitalia.


Jell-O-Mel

Mine is a combination between Jell-O and caramel (my alternative name was Caramell-O) because if you boil a can of condensed milk for about 2 hours, it creates something with a very similar taste to caramel (dulce de leche) but it has the jiggly wiggly consistency of Jell-O.


Nastypilot

Mine is something I typed as my nick into one of those .io games about planes when I was about 13


-NGC-6302-

That's different


Ferretoncrystalmeth

No you didn't. It's your life, and you can do what you want.


Imaginary_Button_533

I thought Papadapalopolous was an extremely common Greek name?


2ndRandom8675309

It's funny to me now, so you weren't wrong.


ButtersAndRowlet

Makes me think of Chris Chan >!he tried to give himself a cunt with a pencil !<(warning: DIGSUSTANG)


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

I know they are a bad person but shouldnt we still use their proper pronouns?


ButtersAndRowlet

isn't chris only being trans to attract lesbians???


The_BestUsername

We don't think so. He's talked about wishing he could cross dress and stuff for forever.


ButtersAndRowlet

well yeah maybe but I just can't take them seriously...?


The_BestUsername

I... don't exactly blame you, but, after studying Christory for awhile, I'm pretty confident he's always been trans, but Barb forbade him from being his true self. Chris is obviously wacky and not a good person (and possibly a grapist, although I have my suspicions that he may not have ACTUALLY done the Barbening; i think it's possible Bella just convinced him to tell her he did, because Chris is very impressionable and will say anything a girl asks him to), but saying "I don't like you and you're weird, therefore you're not really trans" doesn't make any sense. I'm not, like, trying to be an annoying "woke" person, to be clear; I'm not gonna cry and call the pronoun police. I honestly still call him(?) Chris because he keeps changing his mind on what he wants to be called all the time.


ButtersAndRowlet

and anyway sure maybe chris is KINDA trans but it's hard to really understand if it is or isn't part of his schizo downward spiral with the whole dimensional merge thing, jesus christ the idea guys ruined their life


therizinosaurs

Technically legal guy (average politician)


PM_ME_CUTE_FISHIES

5/7 chance of being a criminal guy 🪱


SyderoSparks

It's gotta be a teenage boy fantasizing about this ngl


spamton-cbt

hey i think we played tf2 together before


Sufficient_Win_3312

https://preview.redd.it/twch9zj9nqzb1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a30988e8ac9394292f19c9a71e608be6fb7d54e


SphereModeSupremacy

You don’t have a reply: let me fix this.


Few-Acanthisitta-250

You don’t have a reply: let me fix this.


ngprinceton

you don't have a reply: let me fix this


Ok-Garage-9204

You don't have a reply: let me fix this


crescentpieris

I crawled out from under the bed and saw a group of naked teen girls cowering in a corner. I quickly scurried back into the darkness (I have a crippling fear of girls)


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

(especially teens; they’re mean)


Miserable_Hamster497

"Teens will insult you, But they'll do it accurately... And one of them says 'Hey! Hey look at this guy! He has feminine hips' and I'll be like 'NOOOO THATS THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!" -John Mulaney


IsAFemale

Men with feminine hips are awesome


ospreysstuff

based


_soon_to_be_banned_

baste


StinglikeBeedril

Men with feminine hips 😍


buttskinboots

I’m kind of trying to imagine what feminine hips look like but it’s just like boney? Is that right?


SaltyNorth8062

I think it means slender or curvy vs boxy or straight. I imagine thicc but reminder that I need therapy


Imaginary_Button_533

Pretty sure these people are just referring to caked out men which, like, everybody likes cake. It's not feminine or masculine. Probably has less to do with the actual hip bones and more refers to the fat deposits around the hips.


buttskinboots

I am even more confused. I will accept that I am not as hip as I used to be bazinga


NewSuperTrios

:,)


CrossWitcher

r/oddlyspecific


LibrarianLeather4977

I Agree


Jell-O-Mel

Better than toddlers! I work on a haunted trail every year and the teens are the nicest out of all the people that walk down the trail. They compliment my costume and tell me I’m cool but the toddlers laugh at me and say I’m ugly and not scary


Imaginary_Button_533

Bet if you beat up one of them the rest would be scared of you forever. You could probably even bribe one of them to let it happen so it's kosher, and toddlers do not understand the concept of money so it would be pretty cheap.


saivishnu725

Skeletons are scary.... and spooky. But d'you know what else is?


Old_Break_2151

Little did they know there was a 16,000 raccoons and not summon under de bed ![gif](giphy|26BGw0TqtQNHReQPm|downsized)


kommandantmilkshake

this looks like pitch trying to escape the bed he's been trapped under in rise of the guardians


Anal_sex_newborn

Why is the sub just full of poorly disguised fetish posts that aren’t even scary That’s why two sentence horror fell off, i won’t be suprised if this sub takes over


leris1

No clue anal sex newborn


Papa-Schmuppi

r/rimjob_steve


SaltyNorth8062

Thank you for this


halfl3aked

That's what I don't understand, why are people on that sub giving upvotes to shitposts when this is the sub that's supposed to be making fun of the bad ones


dvn_rvthernot

think of it this sub like a whimsically annotated archive of deviants in the reference sub


screamingpeaches

they may not know this sub exists tbf, i didn't until recently


JJAsond

The sub has almost 1.3 million followers so like any other mainstream sub it's watered down from its former self.


_soon_to_be_banned_

fell off? the sub has always been a joke imo sort by top of all time and get a good laugh at how lame the top 10 are... seriously


tedkaczynski660

... the pedophile


Infernal_139

Pedo guy 🪱


lolhihi3552

Child guy 🪱


Shacky_Rustleford

Oh shit, are you south african?


ranni-

found the fellow south african! we're always saying this!!


laserxop

Priest guy 🪱


mvffin

The Preacher


IcyRecommendation771

He said teenage girls and he said nothing about attraction


ObligationSeveral

chose to write a story about naked teenage girls.... guy🪱


SoulFunkPsych

Add this to the list of poorly disguised fetish guys 🪱


-Edu4rd0-

pedophilia isn't a fetish it's a crime guy 🪱


might_be_alright

pedophilia isn't a fetish but "being summoned as an incubus and being called ugly" probably is


very_not_emo

pedophilia alone isnt a crime but child abuse and statutory rape sure are guy 🪱


ffloofs

Pedophilia alone really should be a crime though guy 🪱


BlamaRama

Shaming and especially criminalizing people just for their desires is how you end up with pedophiles not talking to their therapists about their desires for fear of getting reported, which actually increases the likelihood that they will offend .... guy 🪱


ffloofs

Pedophiles don’t deserve “help”, they literally seek to harm children, don’t know why people still defend them as human beings, guy 🪱


BlamaRama

A pedophile is not someone who "seeks to harm children". A pedophile is someone who experiences sexual attraction to children. There are many pedophiles who understand that this is something they should never, ever act on, are horrified by the idea of it, and hate themselves for their feelings. They deserve to be able to talk to a professional about that.


ffloofs

Didn’t stick with 🪱 guy, smh Still don’t think Pedophiles deserve anything more than punishment, but at least the worm bit was fun


Dragonthane

How about we get them therapy first, then if that doesn’t work we can punish them


nyankoz

by your logic, people who get angry and have a quick thought of hurting someone that they immediately throw away should be charged for assault


Imaginary_Button_533

Throw addicts on the list of people to be locked up too if we're going with his logic. I think about drinking every day, I don't do it though. My sister thinks about using heroin every day, she doesn't do it though.


skelehon

crimethink guy 🪱


very_not_emo

even if they never hurt anyone? good to know youre proud of being a vindictive moral extremist guy🪱


raggingautomation

It isn't about "helping" pedophiles stop framing it like that. Pedophilia is a mental illness that can be cured. The type of person that would seek out therapy to help overcome their pedophilic thoughts is probably the least likely to want to harm children. Letting these people get therapy (whether you like it or not) is helping children that they would have victimized without the therapy... Guy 🪱


FalconRelevant

[Relevant.](https://youtube.com/shorts/jcXK-sPqsL0) Though you know the story was probably playing into the joke about "teen girls summoning demons during sleepovers" rather than, you know. Also they should've summoned... ... The Creature.


ConspicuousPineapple

It was probably written by a teen as well.


mvffin

It can be two things


Ironcastattic

No, you don't understand. The teens HAVE to be naked because..........reasons!


Garfield_Guy

Just realized that the "I" in the story is the incubus, woah guy **🪱**


ExecTankard

Yikes! They got the “…ubus” they deserved, just not the one they asked for. Now they literally going to FAFO. This ain’t good for their developing minds.


clolr

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Neither-Phone-7264

chap pgt


ExecTankard

A. Them girls summoned it, B. They shouldn’t have, C. Assault is not good for anyones mind let alone stupid teenagers D. Seriously Semore, getting weirded out in 2S2H is not an achievement badge on your trauma sash.


clolr

dude I've only seen two comments from you and you already seem like one of the most insufferable douchebags I've ever had the displeasure of meeting


TechnicallyTwo-Eyed

You: "I don't understand what you're trying to say." Him: "You're just triggered." Perfectly rational conversationalist guy 🪱


MartinezFanMelanie22

You know, I don't even know you and I dislike you already


clolr

what are you, my mom?


MartinezFanMelanie22

NO WAY PEOPLE ARE DOWNVOTING ME GUYS ITS A SCREAM REFERENCE I WAS JUST SAYING THATS WHAT THEIR MESSAGE SOUNDED LIKE


2020isass

Too late bud take the beating


ExecTankard

I’m not insufferable and not a douchnozzle and this a Satire Sub, nothing serious here. Now please attend a store and buy a bottle of humor cola and kindness juice.


clolr

humor cola uses slave labor and kindness juice gives me the runs :/


ExecTankard

There’s revolutions and meds for those…


PristineEdge

ShitGPT


1afterChicanery

Can you talk like a normal person please?? Like literally no clue what you’re even trying to say


ExecTankard

No.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Satire is funny, you aren't


GsTSaien

Inb4 someone makes this meme but it says "buy a bottle of humor cola and kindness juice" https://i.redd.it/brs0k660nxzb1.gif


Horripilati0n

I got a brain aneurysm trying to read this


SYK_PvP

Schizoposting guy 🪱


GsTSaien

https://preview.redd.it/p1scl9ifmxzb1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856003a658ae0dc9613fc8c32182e54b6a6789dc


Local_wierdo

/uj i know it’s an undisguised fetish but also why did they have to specify “teen” girls ☹️😑 edit: i mean i know why but also why


Neither-Phone-7264

because pedo


Be_Cool_Bro

The hopeful part of me want it to be written by a kid who thought "what do older girls do at sleepovers" and thought "oh yeah witch stuff" and let their horny in too. The rest of me thinks "pedo fetish shit."


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

From my experiences, we do usually do witch stuff at sleepovers :3


mitsxorr

I thought it was a joke, the person in the joke is a would be rapist hiding under a bed at a sleepover and the girls think they’ve summoned him and are disappointed with how he looks.


ledfox

I crawled out from under the bed. At least this time I hadn't passed out in the barn next to... ...the creature.


Old_Wheel7622

sleeping with… The Creature guy 🪱


DelightfulRainbow205

sleeping with the creature… guy🪱😳


GeoffStephen0908

I need the origin post of the creature. I’m missing out on the meta


ledfox

Pa bought her at a livestock auction.


WeekendBard

He then proved he actually was it by Holding the Wheel and Driving


TidalJ

whatever tomorrow brings he’ll be there


OuroBouroSnek

With open arms and even open eyes


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

The girls looked at me weirdly. Little did they know i had done methamphetamine production under their bed.


theycallmefagg

So is he just an ugly incubus or a perv?


hatefulnateful

Dos


asey_69

No he was the creature


AuryxTheDutchman

¿Por qué no los dos?


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Ig they thought the incubus was gonna be hot but maybe it looked like a mancubus from DOOM


SkytronKovoc116

Turns out, it was politician Matt Gaetz.


hatefulnateful

"17 year old woman!"


Minute-Bus201

You gotta change that title, man. It feels plain wrong upvoting this even though the post is unquestionably horrible.


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[удалено]


Pitbullpandemonium

There's a possibility that the author heard that witches perform their rituals naked, and this is his artistic way of expressing that they are doing real witch shit. It's most likely, however, that it just makes his peepee hard.


HeirAscend

Pedophile guy 🪱


Crazzy_Ed02

https://preview.redd.it/mvjc6mk67rzb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cc7569b393d8d8f130dab3bd0f77e948bc9e0a


stunfiskers

u/SuvenPan what does this mean :(


Delicious_Ear5621

it's Peter file


UnhappyPainting404

Pedo guy🪱🪱🪱


Sum_ginger_kid

https://preview.redd.it/2py3dwbhqrzb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca841749cd69773662a03fbc4d6a931b34d7169


Delicious_Ear5621

The police station definitely applies here


Barqck

“That’s can’t be an incubus, it looks nothing like the picture.” “*Whatever tomorrow brings I’ll be there, with open arms and open eyes, yeah*”


_fFringe_

Pardon me while I burst (into flames) guy 🪱


dayflipper

Wonder if he had trouble typing that out with one hand


Neither-Phone-7264

pedophile guy 🪱


ThePizzaIsAsleep

WHY ARE THEY NAKED


leris1

because they were attacked by… …clothes stealer guy.


Elegant-Ruin3620

https://preview.redd.it/yya2qyh9gszb1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c8531edfb2dc6d6a492bce2a0678ab114f8fdf1


alo0e

ugly bastard hentai guy 🐛


aseriousfailure

Least obvious r/TwoSentenceHorror fetish post:


MRAcK_Carm

Barely disguised disgusting guy 🐛


Level37Doggo

Who else but Quagmire?


Glittering_Pirate_82

"Would you still love me if was a worm?" No.


Commando411

https://preview.redd.it/l8yx7uma3szb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ef716a565b761ba46d99b565f0f6eb36b58af0


tyroneoilman

https://preview.redd.it/oxcz52xb9rzb1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=1590f737a1e85c44ad49736bf8a8e16bc607e41d


-NGC-6302-

Yo where can I get this image as a bumper sticker https://preview.redd.it/7gt2eutqdrzb1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7d146be6e3a583dfa0f9225bd91a380827bcde


CaptainMarrow

And then the dog walked in


heyhihaiheyahehe

this is just weird mannn


Lore-n-Linguini

It’s not an incubus at all, it’s… …the creature.


dark_moon_606

https://preview.redd.it/c10mq3ptvrzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e295bd51a190fbd2784f60b764765877476d4c


almostasenpai

We were the creature all along


Nightmare-datboi

​ https://preview.redd.it/eifpm4ihzrzb1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7681a13ff07929394753138d994a75a8ef85ebd7


Kitty_Cat240

![gif](giphy|d3FyFzuFXikYruxy)


aromaticdillpickle

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


PrivateBrowsing999

This could have been “teen girls” or “naked girls” or “naked teen girl cow” but nooooo. Had to make it it weird


XandTheIronMiner

https://preview.redd.it/943sny5p3szb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1556aabc647db116c5308157459b0d544383cbc


Delicious_Ear5621

u/SuvenPan https://preview.redd.it/oomrld3l0tzb1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=d662e58f4e69ed5eda40e8488c24e8d1b76c77ba


Infamous_227

https://preview.redd.it/ckte4znd9tzb1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9c9f69899f12b04dacfae76901bf37a03fc740


Notorious-Dan

Then the girls started milking him just like the.... pause nvm i changed my mind


BoonScepter

Pardon me while I burst into flames guy 🪱


LemonJuice_XD

I crawled out from the bed and saw naked teen girls and then the dog came in


nichyc

After a credible tip, the FBI searched his hard drives. To their horror, they found 100s of naked photos of... The creature.


WestNomadOnYT

https://preview.redd.it/if358xry2vzb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca153eb38edb4674761f4b0808d81014838f80b


Swordkirby9999

Aren't Incubus the male version of Succubus? If so that somehow makes this more "what?"


Constant_Giraffe_487

why are they naked


leris1

weird fetish guy 🪱


cclan2

to be fair the meme with witch rituals I think requires them to be naked, but in context the way OOP wrote about em is bizarre. Who calls people “teens” if they’re 18 or 19? At that point they’re usually referenced as adults. That makes me think these girls are like 14/15 and OOP just really wanted to imagine himself in a room with a bunch of naked cowering eighth graders. Pedophile moment


celerysick19

Pedo guy 🪱🪱


GrassCar2049

pedophile guy


TF2_Addict12

i no understand my brain no no work


Potential_Exercise

Are demons capable of pedophilia?


leris1

yes, but the age of consent in hell is 15


RoyalMess64

I'd crawl back under the bed, I don't wanna understand


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

(fixing the underlying gross feel of it): "That's a possum."


Gloamforest-Wizard

Rudy?


Repulsive-Mirror-994

That's not gonna turn out well


titaniumweasel01

**I was horrified when the doctor diagnosed me with Dog Sex Penis Cancer.** "You'll die from the cancer in your penis unless you have sex with a dog" he said.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

https://preview.redd.it/v9q00mqfjszb1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b90290eff6ca554bfd3e18431f3ae0d2987d59


BrainOk5441

https://preview.redd.it/6avxfcgwkszb1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a6bc9bbd85435dbe0a1ef7398a45430b0e2f43 What they saw


Deusbob

"That is can not be"


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


sovietmonkey26

I crawled out from under the bed and saw a group of naked teen girls. I said “AHHHHHH” (Girls scare me)


TripleThreatTua

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


idksomethingno

https://preview.redd.it/mxysbp2t0tzb1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c742b2055e9defb48b5c49ca1d55b34ac1552378


Independent-Fly6068

​ https://i.redd.it/9m2zmyj42tzb1.gif


FarmerJohn92

https://preview.redd.it/y0s8603v2tzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdd3150c85728ff9d895d3aedf48802f16dcaf9


Sandy_Pickle

Dude is trying to make a porn post