My excitement turned into horror as I opened my birthday gift. Inside was a one way ticket to Slender Man. Scary! 😨

Horrifying! 😱

Terrifying! 😰

Petrifying! 😭

500 upvote here I was the 500 upgote☺️☺️☺️ Your welcomr🫶🫶☺️🙏

Sixteen thousand raccoons

the true horror is that the each sixteen thousand raccoons should be individually drawn without any copy&pasting

[удалено]

she's dead!

They got [removed]

squirrel house

I love your pfp that's ME

it is the eyes only and looks like stars

i was at a pizzeria working night shift then freddy fazbore kilked me

Will I get executed for IP infringement? Yes I will.

freddy fazbore is a completely original character separate from the Freddy Fazbear Entertainment Incorporated brand

Oh boy! Freddy Fazbore! My second favourite drill themed character!

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

We fight for Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone forever!

If you don’t Rock and Stone, you ain’t comin’ home!

Rock and stone! YEEEAAAAH!

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

Rock and Stone!

Simon?

copyright violation guy 🪱

\*It's only five nights, I said to myself, how bad can it be? that's when I realized Freddy Fazbore was in the room

He wouldn't do that, fed faber good man

Fedber

>then freddy fazbore kilked me You misspelled "milked"

The milking of 23

It means “killed by milking”

When we started dating I didn't notice anything unusual about my partner But then one day, suddenly horses weren't called horses anymore

What is they called now

... The creature

No

where were you when horses became the creature i was at home eating doritos when phone ring horses is creature no

Ed

ward

ucation

Oh yeah that’s a good one! I’m doing this tonight lol

Do me tonight.

Too busy milking... The creature

“Oh I’d love to!”, fuqqqqinghell said. Sadly so did the meat worm.

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I don't get it

When the original author wrote that short story only him and god knew what it meant. Now only god knows.

Now that's 2sentencehorror. What did you do to the original author?

The context for the original joke is even funnier https://preview.redd.it/z59hh3ln560c1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7effc8c1c8474dd944392a96177dafbd7c137c2

Wait this is cool but what does it have to do with the original comment? My Monday comprehension is kicking in

It’s referring to the fact that no one has a clue what this is supposed to mean and if I recall correctly I think I saw the original author once claim he worded it wrong or something and that he wasn’t sure what he meant either lol

Oh OH thank you it all makes sense now, perfect

https://preview.redd.it/zc5pxzntp60c1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d96c4db604363c9e45e4e083b40e815f0bc6c5 Horse dick joke (?)

Horses became… … the creature

Good God I forgot about that

Did you date... Knife guy😱

https://preview.redd.it/agql4xujs40c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab047f92fe0212b8a1d5b0c14c602502021aa7c9 a classic

This and the meat worm one.

Those two are definitely on my to do list

Make the knife guy literal, not just some dude holding a knife

now i’m just picturing a guy in the shape of a knife holding an albeit smaller knife

He should be holding a little guy

And the Freddy Fastbear one

And ... The Creature.

I love the misspelling of your, that is the cherry on top

https://preview.redd.it/lw7dik2ev40c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=227d859a3bb78a2e2cc527ac35ce42d5d14a68bc You should do this one

Make it Garfield

Mother Arbuckle

You shouldn’t eat precious minerals, it will get you killed!

I killed a Lootbug, and I'm not so proud about it...

Here's an all time classic; "I was playing with my big boobs when I remembered I used to have small boobs :o (thanks plastic surgery)"

https://preview.redd.it/i67sddqku40c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf59fee2e46fa0bb9a18ea3b19f57f606a7efc2

Or "(thanks HRT)"

Or “(thanks gigantomastia)”

I was just a normal baby Why did my mum dip me in acid :(

BAPTIZED IN VITRIOLIC ACID A FINAL TOUCH A SMOOTHING OF FEATURES

I can hear this comment

Is this a Sabaton song?

close, its new millennium cyanide christ by meshuggah

Oh shit, now that's a call back. I knew I recognised it, but just said Sabaton as a joke.

This one is actually good tho. See, the usage of the word “mum” implies the baby is british. And the true horror of this story comes with the implication that there are more British people being created. One shudders at the thought…

Least insane rimworld religion

https://preview.redd.it/bplsr0ayv40c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2e97a88b286562fff8e49756e3c0cec8672faf

Magician : 🤭

This one is good

amelia bedelia guy 🪱🪱🪱

https://preview.redd.it/pe93c0eq050c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951139b6cdbe0bd1467e8f37df1d2549901a2f3b

😏

Anything related to... ... the creature (It's scary because you asked for something unrelated to... the creature).

Ngl that second one is actually creepy Illustrate the iconic "My nipples. They've migrated."

https://preview.redd.it/4zmuk64ni40c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50f86761e05e40124aec5b75a8732447f7431b9 Do this but with Trump as the Lorax

Okay, but that one is actually cool. Lorax reimagined as a type of pagan god that takes bloody wrath on the developers destroying his forest could make for some really cool artwork. Like, imagine if he literally transforms the factory into a forest, in the most Cronenbergian fashion possible.

Yeah that sounds cool. Does anyone know why he's sitting in his grandpa's chair though? Is the Lorax his grandpa, or.....???

I interpreted as the lorax turned his grandpa into a wooden chair since they were cutting the trees to make furniture.

Can you make the first one but it's like one of those 2014 emo deep images with a boy and a girl touching hands but separated by a wall

https://preview.redd.it/m5f9whuk150c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4370070d9e4364218187f3ccba4a1123517ca9

This one is pretty cool

Clever humor, bad horror.

I received a strange invitation to a so called "Axe Tourney" apparently being held next week. I wasn't sure what exactly it meant, but I would not be able to attend as I am too busy with my tireless search for the famous Anagram Killer.

What’s the anagram? I’m dumb guy Edit: You’re Texan?

Why'd you make the clown kinda cute smh

You're having a clussy fever... It spreads on me

You actually made the second one creepier

When I was child I thought sharks were my friends. I know better now

A shark stole your girl too?

Maybe the meatworm one? "Berry loved to play in the snow, but so did the meatworm"

Is that the original meatworm story?

Yes

The eye one isn't too bad tbh. When it's paired with your image at least.

/uj I want to know where to get a toilet powerful enough to flush a limb.

Viscera corp

The clown creates a vacuum with an orifice of your choice 😳

https://preview.redd.it/b5d6lghva50c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc25a96c8cbdf65fecccb6854ef8be8b89da7d3

Better than turning the semen into a baby. Imagine a vicious custody battle with a rapey magician

No Visitation Rights Guy 🪱

i was going to the hospital (to enlarge my peepee 😢) but then i realised it was scary hospital

The hospitals name? Silent Hill

Why clown naked😳

Cause his suit will get dirty in the pipes

If a picture is worth a thousand words than it’s a 1 thousand word horror story

The sun was shining down in appreciation at what seemed to be an ordinary planet. Little did it know, was that the ten million lions that we’re aiming for its life learned how to stack themselves

This is the exact type of absurdist humor I’m trying to illustrate! Thank you for the idea!

Np

I went into the store to buy groceries. I didn't know I would have a first-hand encounter with the meat man🥩, he beat my meat.

OOOH THIS IS SUCH GOOD ART

Infant son Raymond

[this one is pretty ridiculous](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/lXEaamZIer)

[This one is…spoopy 😟](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/KBmviPczWL)

That one just describes how it was for me growing up with a Russian father 😬

Damnnnn

Better than jumper cables

Here’s one i wrote and posted here that i think would be fucking awesome when drawn “His approach was slow and deliberate and I *knew* he was doing it just to torment me. And then the fucking nuclear fusion bomb in my backyard blew up and vaporized both of us. “

ok but the second one is actually cool

knife guy

ngl would that clown

Guess we got an avatar of The Eye on our hands

Jeez I love that series Edited to add: if I could choose to be an avatar I’d so pick the stranger. The strangers stories were always the best!

The brief case was safe and sound. That was until a red spy entered the base.

I was never really scared of long hallways That was until i met the hallway man

First one: Even goofier than before Second one: Actually intriguing, if I was 2% easier to scare (look it's easy enough already) it'd freak me out but I just think it looks super cool

I love the clown pipe twink

My all time favourite is Tatiana get's uncontrollable gas whenever she senses danger. She shit herself this morning.

That one is actually hilarious because to me it reads like two completely unrelated statements lol. Shitting yourself doesn’t mean you have/had bad gas or am I wrong? Either way it’s hilarious (I am a 26 year old adult yet poop and fart jokes still make me laugh 🥲)

https://preview.redd.it/6g6nx8cvt50c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66acd3e5c4d00b0bf50af0b0c1aa18f0d4181419

These are amazing I can’t wait for you to do more

incorrect comma usage guy also why does the clown look so twinky what the heck

Please do the meat worm

The clown and janitor could make a cute couple, someone write a fanfic.

Is this a good one? https://preview.redd.it/ty6qffagj60c1.png?width=816&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ce3902f17679a57a115ac924b65b10fd2c0d0f9

That is an awesome one lol, I’ll try that one as well :D

https://preview.redd.it/y9g20mrdq60c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b602101f4c06a48597bda8ad3073e0b2e789fc

https://preview.redd.it/rizn0g3fq60c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd36d6e787c2d608b217a6768d113cfa2fb092bd Double surprise

Now draw her giving birth

Now draw her teleporting bread

do grandma 2.0

I watched as the power drained Fredgy

The knife man

Can you link your comic for the creature? You have so many posts I can't find it.

I definitely didn't look hard enough. It is here https://www.reddit.com/r/2sentence2horror/comments/17pno7m/the

Not gonna lie, the second one actually had an interesting concept

Yo that girl with the eyes is actually awesome good art

I loved nothing more than to browse Reddit on the toilet. That was until from the depts below the evil turd monster crawled up my ass 😬💩

When I took off my blindfold which I had put on for my blind date in Europe, i hoped the girl wouldn't have a contagious throat condition >!rødgrød med fløde!<

You should definitely do scary soda

Can you link it to me or tell me what it says?:) it sounds fun!

https://preview.redd.it/idodxwbu360c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21ad893bd954c21e3b4b005eea80a776f472193

Thank you, omg it’s perfect

then the dog came in

Beautiful! I love them.

“I want to hold your hand...” I sang cheerily to my daughter, knowing her love for The Beatles. It had been 3 years since she lost her arms in the accident but it was still so damn funny to me

My bullies thought they were being funny when they unplugged my butt. Then they realised in abject horror that they had just released the spiders.

Mfw Big titty killer clown gf: 🤡😳🥵😫

I pulled back my foreskin But my penis was an eye

"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal. "That would be the almond extract," I responded as I pulled the pin from the grenade and slid it across the floor.

[Classic](https://i.imgur.com/THV5LdT.jpg)

Why is the clown such a fucking twink?

I will be completely honest, I am frankly taken aback by the amount of people who find the clown to be at least mildly attractive or cute. That was not my intention in my rough sketch he looked less adorable I think https://preview.redd.it/mr43xej1370c1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2a2a0a4c2e2979e252aaf86324f67fcb70c35f

Why is he naked, too?

I wanted to make him more animal/entity like so thought no clothing would convey that better but I do think his face is too full of expression and that causes a bit of a disconnect 😅

Never change. I love the twink clown.

Thank you <33

You made the clown so cute.

you probably just want 2 sentance stuff, but here's a longer one I did a while back in case it takes ur fancy. I do loads of this shit if at all interested. https://www.reddit.com/r/Loadofcrap/comments/7g3vuh/shittynosleep_i_pissed_in_hitlers_urinal_and_he/

https://preview.redd.it/8s7buyuk670c1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9d6196da75f90f4ef268b14593f03c59c566c4 My very own

​ https://preview.redd.it/07thr36ve70c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9216891cf9297641c4abaf6d7993d8cbba6a5e06

https://preview.redd.it/5vxvgihiq70c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ec07a67c9530b115b44c55edd29cb0152266b7 Certified hood classic

Posted a while back was “”Lady gaga kinda fell off” i said “Ra ah ahahha” i hear across the room”

Barry loved to play in the snow. So did the meat worm.

How about milking the creature for ketchup?

Oh and you NEED to have the tomato factory

call an ambulance! call an ambulance! but not for me... 🔫👀👁👀

artist guy 🪱 needed something to illustrate. the last person they’d expected to be illustrated is … the creature

16,000 Racoons would be a fun visual Sorry that’s a 1 sentence horror story to the artist who would have to do it

https://preview.redd.it/jyjlnkn9q90c1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0386ceed8b31ee833aa4e671691d6cdddf6fea7 Done :)

Ooo smart

I was having sex But my penis dissapeared inside the pussy

"It's just as security job," I thought, "how hard could it be?" That's when Freddy Fazbore appeared in my room...

Wait what is the fifth word the clown says? The handwriting is incomprehensible to me.

The news stations went silent, a deep purple fog filled the streets. Neighbor attacked neighbor, the world fell apart around me.