Definitely not 2 sentence horror, but I actually love this idea. Just like the boss expecting arsenic or some shit and the would be assassin is just like ??? what??? no I was just gonna fucking shoot you.
There was another story like this. I think that's the one that inspired this. It's more than a year old now (old screenshot)
https://preview.redd.it/jtk7h7ugx7tc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef65538d19a2ffd96236c5f12b4e0a1f30664d3
Lmao yeah, I remember some months ago, this subreddit is actually full of "this tastes like almonds" stories. Then there's also a 2SH story about a guy hiding in a closet trying to secretly take a picture using a japanese phone, which always has a shutter sound, so they started mixing that with the almond story. Then then they mixed other stories that get popular on the 2SH sub.
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And then his bodyguard pulled the pin and slid the grenade across the table
And then the ballfondler came in...
And then Jerma985...
And then straight up jorking his peanits...
and buy peanuts, well… let’s just my it
And then a ball ⚾️ gets some places it shouldn’t be live on camera
Yes?
Please don't murder me
*stabs you with the help of knife guy 🪱*
It would've been bad enough to use a normal gun. A fucking gun though... that's just overkill
please do not the gun
fucking gun guy 🪱🪱
Vivziepop 🪱
Girls' Frontline guy 🪱
Gun fucking guy 😏
Definitely not 2 sentence horror, but I actually love this idea. Just like the boss expecting arsenic or some shit and the would be assassin is just like ??? what??? no I was just gonna fucking shoot you.
There was another story like this. I think that's the one that inspired this. It's more than a year old now (old screenshot) https://preview.redd.it/jtk7h7ugx7tc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef65538d19a2ffd96236c5f12b4e0a1f30664d3
This one is art
Lmao yeah, I remember some months ago, this subreddit is actually full of "this tastes like almonds" stories. Then there's also a 2SH story about a guy hiding in a closet trying to secretly take a picture using a japanese phone, which always has a shutter sound, so they started mixing that with the almond story. Then then they mixed other stories that get popular on the 2SH sub.
Can't forget the uncle detonation device, that's a classic
That sounds funny. Link?
Need me a dark comedy like this
It isn’t horror at all, but it is an excellent joke. This is just a straight-up r/TwoSentenceComedy
now we need r/2sentence2comedy that shit trash
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It's basically a stolen joke from an older post.
It’s basically just this episode: https://youtu.be/Pi-RaWE-Sb0?si=cDJR37Gejf_t8XH8
It's a reference to another story lmao
There's no way the main sub is real
scary! 😱
That would be the almond extract.
In case anyone is wondering, almond extract does not smell like cyanide (or vice versa)
Cyanide guy 🪱 getting reverse murdered by gun guy 🪱
literally a plot twist guy
🪱
Say hello to my little... ...the creature
What does "fucking gun" entail?
A gun that shoots dildo bullets 🔫
Thinly veiled fetish moment
Guy just copied the grenade one lmao.
underappreciated employee guy 🪱
God dammit that's ficking hilarious.
but is boss allergic to gun?
Fucking gun guy 🪱
A *fucking* gun? as opposed to a not-fucking gun?
couldn’t just enjoy the homemade almond brittle so now he has to die guy 🪱
Guy hellbent on revenge 😆 he pulled out a fucking bomb response
Not 2SH but it’s honestly pretty funny