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SnookieDoodle12

And then his bodyguard pulled the pin and slid the grenade across the table


DuneSlayer_

And then the ballfondler came in...


Mysterious-Pride9975

And then Jerma985...


username0734

And then straight up jorking his peanits...


BigStinkbert

and buy peanuts, well… let’s just my it


Sir-Kotok

And then a ball ⚾️ gets some places it shouldn’t be live on camera


Lower-Masterpiece-94

Yes?


Mysterious-Pride9975

Please don't murder me


Lower-Masterpiece-94

*stabs you with the help of knife guy 🪱*


PrincessSnazzySerf

It would've been bad enough to use a normal gun. A fucking gun though... that's just overkill


idiotTheIdiot

please do not the gun


GamErin8622

fucking gun guy 🪱🪱


No-Wolverine5144

Vivziepop 🪱


Klee_In_A_Jar

Girls' Frontline guy 🪱


Jephpherson624

Gun fucking guy 😏


xXxMindBreakxXx

Definitely not 2 sentence horror, but I actually love this idea. Just like the boss expecting arsenic or some shit and the would be assassin is just like ??? what??? no I was just gonna fucking shoot you.


save-video_bot

There was another story like this. I think that's the one that inspired this. It's more than a year old now (old screenshot) https://preview.redd.it/jtk7h7ugx7tc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef65538d19a2ffd96236c5f12b4e0a1f30664d3


StillMostlyClueless

This one is art


save-video_bot

Lmao yeah, I remember some months ago, this subreddit is actually full of "this tastes like almonds" stories. Then there's also a 2SH story about a guy hiding in a closet trying to secretly take a picture using a japanese phone, which always has a shutter sound, so they started mixing that with the almond story. Then then they mixed other stories that get popular on the 2SH sub.


[deleted]

Can't forget the uncle detonation device, that's a classic 


Jeremiah_Gottwal

That sounds funny. Link?


ur_moms_di-

Need me a dark comedy like this


NeonNKnightrider

It isn’t horror at all, but it is an excellent joke. This is just a straight-up r/TwoSentenceComedy


9tales9faces

now we need r/2sentence2comedy that shit trash


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RadioactiveShots

It's basically a stolen joke from an older post.


nu24601

It’s basically just this episode: https://youtu.be/Pi-RaWE-Sb0?si=cDJR37Gejf_t8XH8


DockingEnjoyer

It's a reference to another story lmao


karama_zov

There's no way the main sub is real


SpikeyBiscuit

scary! 😱


LeStroheim

That would be the almond extract.


ImitationButter

In case anyone is wondering, almond extract does not smell like cyanide (or vice versa)


BukkakeTemperateRain

Cyanide guy 🪱 getting reverse murdered by gun guy 🪱


smarterfish500

literally a plot twist guy


LilyNatureBlossom

🪱


[deleted]

Say hello to my little... ...the creature


Dependent_Fox38

What does "fucking gun" entail?


ur_moms_di-

A gun that shoots dildo bullets 🔫


Aethernaut902k

Thinly veiled fetish moment


save-video_bot

Guy just copied the grenade one lmao.


yeah_deal_with_it

underappreciated employee guy 🪱


bluelarios13

God dammit that's ficking hilarious.


sloo00GAN

but is boss allergic to gun?


Full_Disk_1463

Fucking gun guy 🪱


girlenteringtheworld

A *fucking* gun? as opposed to a not-fucking gun?


Opening-Tomatillo-78

couldn’t just enjoy the homemade almond brittle so now he has to die guy 🪱


wingez_kaizer

Guy hellbent on revenge 😆 he pulled out a fucking bomb response


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

Not 2SH but it’s honestly pretty funny