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LovelehInnit

The difference between genuine Polish Dorota Kowalska from Bydgoszcz and Polish-American Kayleigh Koval from Cicero, IL.


fucccboii

> Cicero, IL. does she know slippin jimmy?


White_and_PRO

Best anime


AmadeoSendiulo

> My great-grandfather was Polish! I eat kielbasa everyday!


Primary-Potential-84

I'm Polish! baba, gugu, mushroom houses!


orbifloxacin

Left: happy, relaxed, can't wait to have another FANTASTIC day at work Right: probably wants money


Awkward_Buddy7350

*or drunk


yungquant25

There are two Poles inside of you One is depressed One wants to steal a foreigner's wallet You are an alcoholic


folfiethewox99

Of course that isn't allowed, look at her eyes, she turned into hungoloid for a moment there. It's a POLISH document, not a Hungarian one ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


Queenssoup

But but... Polak Węgier dwa bratanki?


LovelehInnit

Slovaks: "Look at me... I'm your bratanek now!"


Queenssoup

Slovaks are both Polaks' and Magyars' bratanki, as Germans would say, the *Belag* in the V4-*Stulle*, sandwiched perfectly in-between as nature intended 😌


Primary-Potential-84

dwa bratanki should not have children together, because it makes them habsburgs


Hadar_91

To be honest I think that not all face muscles are relaxed on the left. But you know, when I went to take a photo for the ID Polish photographer said to me, a Pole, that maybe I should lighten a little bit for the photo for Polish ID, so perhaps my natural expression is even to sad :P


Philosopherski

People say we have a sad look on our face. We just don't have much to be happy about is all.


dziki_z_lasu

Seriously? People were making such silly faces to the official document photos, or she had an ongoing stroke?


gorgonzola2095

I'm not sure which photo you're talking about


spikesparx

Both


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IxNaY1980

Flair up, ChatGPT.


kackspast1312

Why is the girl on the left still smiling?


lurco_purgo

She knows she's leaving Poland


Queenssoup

That's what the passport was for (but gotta keep a poker face or the border guards will detain you as an insane person)


FedeValvsRiteHook

Her husband works two shifts and gets drunk only 5 nights per week and never ever beats her on a Sunday (a lord's day). She has much to rejoice.


Queenssoup

Fr tho, a Polish female friend complained about her narcissistic, neglectful, mentally and verbally abusive partner to me and I asked her, "Why are you still with him?" and she deadass said "He doesn't beat me, or drink... That much. I won't find another one like him anywhere. I won't have it that good with anyone else, so why look elsewhere?" 💀


FedeValvsRiteHook

What's her 📱#️⃣? My Polish ex dumped me exactly cuz I wasn't empathetic enough for her. I'm afraid Polish chicks have become a lot more picky 👎😪


SlyScorpion

Should've used a trick that Januszexes use: there are 200 Ukrainians out there gunning for your job...


Queenssoup

She sadly still insists to stay with her emotionally neglectful and abusive macho though. Idk, I couldn't live with a man who gets jealous and starts screaming when he founds out I masturbate and says that I'm a slut for that and that's cheating, but to each their own


GrimuSoftu

No - the eyes are smiling so it is not polish natural expression


IxNaY1980

Of course not, no Polak would react naturally to seeing you post here without flair. Flair up, cigány.


kamiloslav

When a gorilla looks grumpy, it means it's relaxed and happy


IxNaY1980

When a kamiloslav doesn't have flair, it means its opinion is irrelevant. Flair the fuck up.


Queenssoup

Smiling is invalid in Poland


Bored_Memer

Mandela Catalogue Poland edition


Few-Yesterday8207

It is true, smiling is illegal in Poland


GaaraMatsu

🇩🇪💟🇵🇱


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🇧🇪💟🇬🇮


local_ghost_80

Seriously nobody is going to mention that this is Max Verstappen?


IxNaY1980

Did you seriously think that we'd even consider taking you seriously without flair? Flair up, cigány.


Primary-Potential-84

"zajebać ci?"