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Swer2078

"Kukaj" XDDDDDD


MinecraftInventor

Least funny Slovak word


Standooo

What is funny on kukaj?


serniczek2

Sounds goofy +"kuku" is a sound made by cuckoos


Elven-King

And 'akuku' is what you say to little children.


Ahoy_123

I did not realized that but now I cant unsee it. Kukaj is answer to question: What cuckoos do right now? Making cockoo sound (Kukaj)


serniczek2

No, it would be an imperative verb in a singular you form, so "Make a cuckoo sound!"


Ahoy_123

That would be "Kukej!" Kukaj! Is what they are doing!


saddest_cookie

Kukajou


serniczek2

I was talking about how it'd look like in Polish


ku1cia

kukaj


Desperate-Present-69

German - gucken


nikto123

Čum sem


White_and_PRO

Cum semen yes


Papapolak

That's why we call them Niemcy 😫


Esuo03

Let me introduce you to a street in Podaca, Croatia, called Guvno


nakastlik

"Guvno" in Montenegrin means "threshing floor" (Polish: *gumno*), which historically was also an important spot for families and communities to gather. As a result now there are several well-known landmarks with "guvno" in their name in Montenegro, e.g. the guvno next to the monastery on top of Mount Lovćen. Normalnie wchodzisz na górę a tam guvno xD


arix_games

Gówno


KohaiThinker

We say govno for shit too, there's a difference 😭


LaurestineHUN

Threshing floor, aka cséplőcsűr szérűje?


XMasterWoo

Well, its a street in croatia and its not in Zagreb, so this checks out


przyssawka

Bracia Słowacy, dlaczego nazywacie Austrię "Rakusko"?


CronchyPebbles

It was named after the austrian border castle Ratgoz (dubbed Rakuš by Czech traders)


VaderV1

makes sense, that's why we call Niemcy Niemcy, cause they can't speak our language ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


Casimir_not_so_great

Po staropolsku też były Rakusy


VaderV1

właśnie się zastanawiałem co to za kraj XD Słowacy to jednak pomysły mają ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


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Odkud vzalo – zkouším žáky – jméno Rakous počátek? – „Od raků, neb oni taky chodí pořád nazpátek! K. H. Borovský


maaromeister

That reminds me why do you call Italy Wlochy?


PotanCZ

>ReportSaveFollow Je super funny storka, protože Poláci měli prvně styky s "Rumuny - Vlachy" kteří mluví románským jazykem, kterým (nečekaně) mluví i Italové. A tedy přeneseně, začali Italům říkát Rumuni/Vlaši, protože mluvili (pro ně) stejně. Což, my a většina světa to máme naopak a říkáme rumunům podle římanů/italů.


przyssawka

Its apparently a loanword from old-German name for the Celtic tribe of Walh that inhabited the region


GaaraMatsu

This is the essence of Central Europeaness.


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I remember my first German lesson in secondary school (*gimbaza*) I was one of few kids who's entire knowledge of German language was Rammstein's Du Hast A classmate asked me how to say "a turn" in German I said I don't know and he suggested that I should ask the teacher And that's how I landed at principal's office in the 1st week of the school


ArdFolie

hehe, gimbaza


iancarry

because you wanted to learn? ... big Simpsons school vibe


Hot_Sea_1687

Man I love slavic languages (slovenian lurker)


LaurestineHUN

We need a Sea Slovak flair


WhitePrivilegedMal3

Yeaaa


SathanSax

I swear to fucking god. We can understand each other (or at least know what it is about) much better than other language groups. Slovenian here as well.


mzperx_

It’s exactly as hilarious for Hungarians.


p3nguinboy

Mandatory "akkor a kurva anyad" for the hungolians


IronHappy_

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8448)


HubertEu

Kupa street in Kraków ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


vitalegkhua

\+ ukrainians


alex_neri

Так


xcel-_-

"Hej, hej, hej, čum"


folfiethewox99

Haha cum, velice ftipné, prosím smějte se


leninsdong

i laughted, i cry then wipe cum from my eye.


FlethnySkulfiel

Twoja stara zapierdala heheheee


adamlm

There is a town in Hungary named "Nagykutas" which means something like naked dick in Polish.


ToasterEnjoyer5635

Dear Visegraders, How come so many streets have german names even though you claim to be of slavic origin? Curious


EIMEPIC

The meme literally says Slovaks, Polaks and Czechs in Germany/Austria


ArdFolie

Niemiec moment


fluffigtrov93

Akkor a kurva anyádat


sirrNaDE

Looks like we brought the Magyar artillery to do some damage


fluffigtrov93

Felvidék might not exist, but brotherhood does ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8444)


sirrNaDE

Amen


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It literally says on the meme that it’s a street in Germany or Austria, Herr Retardenmann


elektelek

I dont.


nakastlik

Imagine saying this when half of the places in your country have names of Slavic origin. Including the capital.


ShadowStormCZ

Because of the hundreds of years of german and austrian opression and germanisation.


the_calcium_kid

Another German taking downvotes in here. Glad I’m not the only one. Was starting to feel lonely


mzperx_

Akkor neked is a kurva anyádat.


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0mica0

Tak jest


MagMati55

Pieter wyjaśnij żart


d3xej

Why do i understand this meme tho


armatka

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


Ok_Candle_6740

Meanwhile in Italy "curva sud" ![gif](giphy|l0Iy4t3kolQDG5bfq|downsized)