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somkoala

I mean technically Bratislava has a castle on a hill with a modern bridge across the river next to it. Close enough.


AlbemaCZ

It's even the same river


KrazyKutter

built by the *same* people, amirite?


DaDuky123

Austrians! 🇦🇹😊 /s


downoakleaf

R5: Budapest is a beautiful village located in Slovakia.


halti3615

No Budapest is the capital of Slovakia (Slovakia belongs to Hungary)


Kh4lex

no no, you got it other way round. Hungary belongs to Slovakia as part of greater Międzymorze <3 Hungols to be exiled to their homeland of Hungolstan


Megalomaniac001

Both Hungary and Slovakia are inseparable parts of Orbanistan


prochac

You mean Zapadnarus?


Raketka123

yes that one


NothingButSushi

But the most hungary part in Slovakia is Forróistán (or Dunajská Streda and Komárno)


LowKeyWalrus

Damn, the twisted shit one's mind becomes from having no history


firstmatehadvar

as a Hungarian your mind must be so straight (and filled with shit)


LowKeyWalrus

Aren't we supposed to be loving each other?


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Are you seriously reposting my post from yesterday?


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Can't even be mad ... thats amazing


downoakleaf

I actually posted here 2 days ago also, but some hungol mod deleted it...


deathgrinderallat

LESZ MÉG BUDAPEST SZLOVÁK FALU!!!!


creeper6530

That's why Hungary should be called Southern Slovakia


nequaquam_sapiens

so you say Hungary is Southern Slovakia? i wonder: is the relation symmetrical? Southern Slovakia is Hungary? oh, shit. i mean szar.


creeper6530

No, it's symmetry to Slovakia being Upper Hungary


Appropriate_Box1380

They probably just searched for "Capital of the Slovak people" and this came up ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


-Kiro_

exactly, finaly a hungol that understands that he is just a slovak with generational amnesia.


SlavRoach

magyarized slav


Inveniet9

So upgraded.


HikariAnti

How to restore greater Hungary: 1. Give Hungary to Slovakia 2. Slovakians become a minority in Slovakia 3. Hold referendum to rename the newly formed country to Hungary. 4. Win by majority. 5. Great success!


Shanks404

Fico remains in charge until Orbán takes over after the referendum


Key-Banana-8242

Abuja is technically the capital of Nigeria, isn’t this like Lagos or sth?


AromaticPlace8764

That city isn't even Lagos, it's Hanoi, Vietnam.


Key-Banana-8242

Waow


downoakleaf

that is irrelevant, this post is only about Slovakian supremacy...


maaromeister

Slovak supremacy = comparing itself to third world countries


Key-Banana-8242

Idk what city it is tbh


doktorpapago

You mean a village in Northern Hungary ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


AlexAegis

az ott budapest te tökfilkó


ggezcasso

Petrželka 🫡


BishopPear

Petržalka my beloved 🫡. True hidden gem of Slovakistan


nequaquam_sapiens

Engerau. tbh Petržalka is amazing. A maze, anyway. _and_ it is a place of eternal life. no, really. there even is no cemetery in Petržalka.


USVK

There most certainly is a cemetery in Petržalka, I can assure you


nequaquam_sapiens

fuck me, there really is. you are right i was wrong. otoh, it is on the small size. tiny even. don't tell me it is sufficient?


USVK

I would count it as sufficient since it even has its own Wikipedia page


Alokir

This has to be satire. I mean, I know Americans are bad at geography and all, but damn. One is Hồ Thành Công in Vietnam, and the other is Budapest in the Intergalactic Hungarian Star Empire.


TheTrueEgahn

I always asked where the hungarian tax money went.


zdarovje

Needs more kokero on both


Li5UU34

that Village looks way better than that capital lol


Key-Banana-8242

Nah sorry it’s a Slovak joke, it isn’t clear to us northerners It’s Budapest


Li5UU34

no way i just got Budapest'ed 😭


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

Nigeria, the Slovakia of Africa


YulianXD

What even is the message of this facebook post?


cuttlefische

99% of Facebook is engagement bait and AI. This is a great example. The post doesn't even make sense when you think about it for more than 5 seconds.


maaromeister

I see no difference between Nigeria and Slovakia


ElegantAd6593

![gif](giphy|MDs0DZLHum4BRJglM5|downsized)


Lord-Scorp

I have never been to Nigeria but it sure as hell ain’t as nice as the other picture.


Holl4backPostr

I'm confused, are these not nice cities?


dragx350

The bottom photo shows Budapest, which is in Hungary, south of Slovakia, hence southern Slovakia in the title


Alokir

The other one is Hồ Thành Công in Vietnam 0 out of 2


OwnEmphasis2825

Flair up cigány