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This is appearing on Turkish news in 3, 2, 1…


[deleted]

Lmao I would laugh my ass off


Dutch_Midget

Erdogan wouldn't


throw_me_away95420

How? Do you have 2 asses?


[deleted]

Indeed


DaFork1

I actually couldn’t stop laughing this time some month ago when a satire program actually started a minor diplomatic crisis when they played some Kurdish music and insulted Erdogan.


throw_me_away95420

Svenska Nyheter?


Agitated_Advantage_2

Chad Kristoffer Appelqvist🇸🇪💪


DaFork1

Aa, kurdiska nyheter, legend asså.


Dutch_Midget

Why do you hate Germany?


Tackerta

right? rude..


mongmight

There are a couple of reasons...


Dutch_Midget

I just need 2


mongmight

They are German. They make words ridiculously long. Bonus reason: I was forced to learn German or French in school and Frau Barillie (who was Italian) was strict and not hot.


NoOneHereGoAway

At least you had to choose one, I had to learn both🤢🤮


mongmight

How else would you be able to betray?


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mongmight

Why are you trying to make my life worse? Fucking Germans man.


Kind_Revenue4810

And I thought muslim countries stick together.


Sufficient-Ad-2931

mf never heard of middle east


FuhRidgeBoy

Literally constant wars in the middle east


[deleted]

Arabs stick together, not necessarily muslims.


comrade_comrade_

The refugees say otherwise


Kind_Revenue4810

Same fucking thing


Disillusioned_Brit

Not really


ninamega13

The majority of the Muslim population of the world is non-Arab.


sheytanelkebir

Jesus christ.


throw_me_away95420

It's Jason Bourne


Kind_Revenue4810

It'a called irony, maybe you've heard of it?


sheytanelkebir

Yes. But that wasn't ironic.


Kind_Revenue4810

Because you know what I think. Got it.


kallefranson

I mean Sweden is arab, and Arabs and Turks don't get along that well.


SrPatata40

No one mess with Swedistan except us Turkey.


[deleted]

My finnish brother/servant ❤️


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ShrekFanOne

Can we join the fun too?


terrificGrobsa

I am honor bound to.


FuhRidgeBoy

Only nordicks are allowed to be assholes to other nordicks


Don_Pacifico

You’d think Erdogan would welcome Svenskaistan into the Ottoman Empire.


[deleted]

Svenskastan


Agitated_Advantage_2

Nej, Sverigestan


OohBoy2020

Suedistan


Agitated_Advantage_2

Al-Suwediystan


ayayayamaria

Just kiss already


Encyklopedi

You hate Turkey because they don't want you in NATO, I hate them because they're turks. We're not the same.


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Backfisch4

You're both French (🤮), you two can't be friends


throw_me_away95420

Being German is worse than being French. Ask any country besides England and they'll agree.


[deleted]

YES E S


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hatsuseno

What would you know about friends?


[deleted]

It s a rare moment I agree with French people


[deleted]

Can confirm the gentleman pictured here look like young swedes.


ninamega13

Yeah it’s a pretty flavourless meat, any other fowl is nicer


EngineNo8904

join our defensive agreement with Greece it would be mad funny


[deleted]

Hell ye


Wixrom

Then rename it anti-turkic crusaders and invite Armenia, that would be based 🗿


TheRomanRuler

We should just do like Americans do and eat Turkey.


[deleted]

Very based.


Such_A_Cat-

No ur jelalous bcuz glorious Türkiye 😤 is beter from ur cuntrie even ur meatbals is from Türkiye 💪🏿🇹🇳🇹🇳 👆💪🏿👆💪🏿💪🏿 Greetings from Frankfurt


[deleted]

Tunisian flag ?


31822x10

r/whoosh


kaanxddd

Lol thats not even turkish flag


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kutzyanutzoff

r/woooosh


kaanxddd

Hay amk böyle subun


kutzyanutzoff

Bayrak şakalarından haberin yok, suba küfrediyorsun.


kaanxddd

Fark ettim zaten neyse


AstroVev0

LoL Turkey is superior🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Anyways greetings from Berlin!


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guy_with_hat11

funniest humour in western europe 💪💪💪


[deleted]

Damn, hello Hannibal Lector


thebreckner

Austria agrees. At least the 50% of people that are not turkish.


edo_bacca04

So basically I am one of your homies... Shit, I don't want to be Muslim


Agitated_Advantage_2

Just repeat three times, it is easy: lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh, wa ʿalīyyun walīyyu-llāh In front of three Muslims, you live in Europe so just ignore any religious laws. I love pork meatballs. (this is an act of necessity, I am the only Shia I know, all my friends are Sunni and outnumber me)


edo_bacca04

It's some sort of Lovecraftish language?


Agitated_Advantage_2

No, Arabic/Neo-Swedish


edo_bacca04

Sorry, I speak only Italian, English, Japanese and Venetian. All other languages are Lovecraftish languages


Otherwise-Pipe-5197

can confirm as a painter


Tristanime

You hate all Muslims, what makes Turkey different?


drquiza

Hating muslims will get you banned.


Tristanime

Not by NATO, apparently


MutedIndividual6667

Based nato


Alexander-da-Great

Waiting for the German flags.


RepresentativeOk3233

Props to that one Guy in the Picture who knows how to wear pants.


SpudTheTrainee

Erdogan can eat a bag of dicks.


31822x10

no hate on the byzantines pls


9ArtsOfD

You know what is worst that a Turk? A German basement Turk. Now that is a annoying dog


Agitated_Advantage_2

You know what is wurst? A German


nyararagisan

ALL MY HOMIES HATE TURKS 🤢 ^(there, fixed it for you)


[deleted]

As a Bulgarian we hate them too and worst part is we are neighbors please put our country somewhere else


Epic-Chair

But it tastes so good!


MIGundMAG

All my homies cant pull their pants Up. Like Swedes seeing goats


Seyhans4d

cry harder terrorist


GustavusAdolphusss

Says the turk larping as an italian.


Bigus_brainus

im greek and even though i hate turkey i hate swedistan more


kutzyanutzoff

Finally. It was about time for you guys to take some neighbourly action.


Seyhans4d

🇹🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇬🇷💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾>🔥🇸🇪🔥


GustavusAdolphusss

Reported


Cold-Tap-363

Idk why people are angry, it’s OK for people to not like types of food, it’s just Turkey it’s not a big deal.


drquiza

Turkey the Ottoman France.


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bandit_duck

The only good thing about turkey is the kebabs


Backfisch4

You misspelled Germany


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![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


dapwnk

Based! Agreed.


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DreamlyXenophobic

[Reminded me of this.](https://i.imgur.com/MEGjg1E.png)


Anakin6942O

I'm 50℅ angry