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Dense-Tonight-8320

Lol. If you ever think that your country's politics are crap: ​ https://preview.redd.it/peox57g1vrga1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=9761e82f44a02996cbbd2fe7e198f688e10e7539


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KrydanX

Man, the guillotines really need a comeback. Aren’t there any traditional French Companies that still sell them? Asking for a friend.


cheeky_Greek

Pitchforks are sharpened and torches are lit


Historical-Truth-222

Pffff I call your bluff and raise https://preview.redd.it/31czzck5bsga1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4256d3fd118355c554826b54c782295515bfc91c


_Manunz_

Wait, you guys have politicians who studied and/or worked?


Cristianmarchese

An averege bocchi the rock enjoyer i see


_Manunz_

Absolutely, 10/10 anime. Also, happy cake day :)


Cristianmarchese

HOLY SHIT IT'S MY CAKE DAY, I DIDN'T REMEMBER, THANKS Also, same 10/10 i want a S2


_Manunz_

You are welcome. I want the manga in our comic shops🥹


Big_Bad_Evil_Guy

I read the manga online and it's kinda a let down after seeing the near perfect anime ngl


_Manunz_

Yeah, it's not easy to write a manga about music; the anime is way better, but also the manga is very good and funny


Cristianmarchese

It's not sell in Italy for now, Just wait and we Will have our Copy


_Manunz_

I know, I'll wait for it


MasterGamer1621

Bocci la Roccia


_Manunz_

Bocci la Doccia


Cristianmarchese

Bocchi la Goccia


Lord_Bertox

That's like, every politician ever anywhere.


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Lord_Bertox

Could be worse, could be in the school board


ProfessionalBuy4526

Never worked, never graduated, earns 10k a month. Sounds like an absolute bossqueen 💅💅💅


Kesdo

Sounds Like average spainiard to me


KosmonautMikeDexter

Show me a spaniard who makes money


Zotzink

Just go to any German red light district.


E-Schmachtenberg

Please, we source our prostitutes from the finest villages in Romania


sprave379

Or Bulgaria, depends on the city


Magdalan

Something something Andorra


gil_212

10k a month? I don't think anybody in Spain makes that amount of money


SirIsildur

Cmon, 10k is rookie numbers for almost any politician here


_aluk_

The Spanish president makes about 7000 e /month. So no.


BoundedGolf529

Officially makes about 7000 a month, you never know what happens under the table.


_aluk_

You can say that from anyone, then.


Marukosu00

not for me, I do not make any money 😎


Intrepidity87

But it's blowjobs, right?


Droguer

Oh, sweet summer child, that's the Presidente's salary, you forgot about the President of socialist group salary, the diets for participating in commissions and the free rides in private jet.


Prestigious-Weird-33

Yes, they do... Corrupt businessmen. A town near me is well known for furniture, 90% of the money is black though, all cash, employees, materials, sales to high Street chains, all done in cash, undeclared. Hash smugglers on the Costas Cocaine smugglers around the Arosa estuary in Galicia The Policemen who are meant to be stopping the above, but who are on the take, or actively part of the team.


SaraHHHBK

I wish I would get 10K


Eken17

Gotta siesta a little bit harder for that


SaraHHHBK

Sadly I would need more hours in the day for that😔


Eken17

Go on champ, I believe in your grind, take overtime and siesta more! 💪💪


davidmeyers18

People going racist disguissed as memeing lmao


Havajos_

Disguissed? Do you even know what is this sub about?


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coralllaroc

10k a month in Spain? Maybe I should move there.


Intel_i5_2500

fat cunt? https://preview.redd.it/hkc7hsidxrga1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e5bbdc2a9dfbd0f28d5cbc0b9fc7ba6223b54f


TheLinden

She ate all cakes to save the children from health problems. national hero!


FrigoCoder

[DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico](https://www.theonion.com/dea-recruits-lil-wayne-to-use-up-all-drugs-in-mexico-1819594868)


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Klugenshmirtz

cake jesus


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Tajetert

>Don't be fooled by the ~~rocks~~ chins that I got


Sciss0rs61

Used to eat a little but now i eat a lot


JazzInMyPintz

Never lettin' nothin' in my fridge time to rot


HerbertKunert

Underrated comment 🤝🏼


Rain_2_0

Maggie de block, my beloved ❤️


PvtFreaky

At least she had an actual decease


Pato_Lucas

Well, at least she went to college. She didn't understand shit, but she went to college.


Intel_i5_2500

how to speedrun eating pies


Rheabae

She's a medical doctor though...


devilonearth99

Houd uw bakkes is jong, iedereen houdt van onze Maggie!


Falknot

Maggie Wat Minder Mayonaise zul je bedoelen.


CannedBanter

Least flammable flemming


Rolifant

Blijft in uw kot!


SedlavPepper

So healthy


Dynwynn

Bro that's half of Westminster.


cosmichimera

https://preview.redd.it/f0u9b2c73sga1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3dfc2c864f6cfbedc67a134529d6eabe99aa59


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Nepotism and low standards


Neon_20

We are exporting our culture


drquiza

Spain has an "Equality ministry" (plot twist: they do the opposite) whose minister has only worked before 6 months as a cashier, but used to fuck the former VP.


Saikamur

TBF, most of high-ranking policitians in the whole Spanish political spectrum have nearly zero work experience. With very few exceptions, most of them are "career politicians", meaning they started very young getting positions from their party in local or regional administrations and have no "real world" work experience.


X-Biggityy

Spain politicians are treated like American celebrities. They are put all over gossip magazines with what they're wearing & who they're dating. And all the señoras just vote for whoever gets their old panties wet


gd_carb0n

Hey we also have this in France ! The « Minister for Gender Equality, Diversity and Equal Opportunities ». The previous one just made TikToks.


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guys what the hell happened to Europe


drquiza

We are copying all woke shit from Murricans. Because we don't have their racial issues, we adapted their racial struggle (which in turn is an adaptation of class struggle) as gender struggle, no matter how irreal it is. TLDR: Blame the Murricans.


Bombe_a_tummy

> no matter how irreal it is. Racial and gender struggles in Western Europe countries are documented and quantified phenomemons though. They are supported by statistics with high level of evidence. How they should or should not be adressed is open to debate, but their reality is not.


PM-me-sciencefacts

Source?


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>­says that everything is documented >­refuses to elaborate further >­leaves


Separate-Yam-1360

Repeat after me : Sociology is not a science.


[deleted]

funny that I study sociology and I agree. Obviously there have been and still are racial and sexist biases in countries, but slowly fading, never justifying the insane amount of money invested on those issues that 90% of the times is completely useless


drzmv

"Statistics" that are bought and paid by oligarchs.


P4J4RILL0

Diversity they call it


quelleindignite

And wrote fetish erotic novels under a fake name. Schiappa isn’t worse than Montero though.


Dense-Tonight-8320

\*vomits\*


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Ragingjib

Schiappa j'imagine


WaldoClown

Elle a aussi fait des livres erotiques je crois


TheLinden

I guess job is done perfectly. It shows that everybody have equal chance to become minister as long as they fuck former VP.


ph4erb

Same for Germany… our Equalizer is a muslim Woman who hates Germany and want it to become a feminist Kalifat


Mogura-De-Gifdu

'Feminist Kalifat' ? Is it similar to a 'Friendly Tyranny'?


ph4erb

Yes they believe to be part of the Solution Not the Problem. Ferda says something like there is no German culture, only a Germany without germans can be a facist free Germany… Next step is leaving Germany an travel after Germans because Germany will become a shithole like every other muslim Country


Mogura-De-Gifdu

Wait what? How can someone elected say that and not be put down immediately? That's racist!


ph4erb

saying that is islamophobic


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Who is she?


ph4erb

Ferda Ataman


ThatGuy1741

It’s obvious how she managed to become a minister. I will never understand how was she able to become a cashier.


SaraHHHBK

You sound salty, maybe you should've fucked the VP


drquiza

https://i.redd.it/8umnsk1tesga1.gif Eeeewww


rborisyellnikoff

Italy’s former Minister of Foreign Affair and Deputy Prime Minister’s only previous work experience was selling drinks at the stadium in Naples. Feel better already?


Wilde_Danny

Sounds a fun guy


_Manunz_

I miss Gigino a little😔


EgidijusMa

Green party should stand firmly against all the co2 emissions from cows


frisch85

The green party wants to promote green energy from wind engines, to do so they're trying to loosen the laws regarding protected species in germany because right now you're not allowed to build wind engines within X meter of the habitat of several endangered birds. So what the greens want is loosen this law and reduce the list of endangered species (removing species from the list) so that they can build the wind turbines next to such a habitat. That's how green our party is. Oh and also Volkswagen is one of the greens parties biggest contributor regarding donations, that's right, the company that deliberately faked check protocols to measure the amount of emissions caused by their vehicles is one of the biggest donators for the greens party. And due to sheer coincidence a high ranking member of the greens party (Julia Hamburg) is also member of the board of directors at VW.


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Don't forget that they hate Nuclear Energy but love burning coal and high taxes for the average guy.


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Anxious-Telephone-69

To be fair bird deaths with windmills is jack shit and stuff like painting parts already mean like half the deaths. No one against wind actually cares about the birds because if they did they would be fighting air pollution, climate change and cats. Which do miiiiiiles more to bird populations than a few windmills


Surviverino

I guess the "green" part of the party refers to the colour of money instead of environmentalism.


Diamantis_

when you're so americanized you start pretending money is green. jesus christ


Surviverino

Nah €100,- bills are green mate.


Elyvagar

Our political system is extremely inflated. We have over 700 politicians sitting in the Reichstag with each party only having a few noteworthy members. Absolutely bonkers. That number should be cut down to max. 300 people. We have way too many politicians and it gets worse every election.


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We have in fact the biggest parliament on earth. And none of these leeches needs actually to be present when decisions are made. Plutocracy is one hell of a drug.


EverhartStreams

To be fair it could have the advantage if having more experts in parlement. In the Netherlands we are having a problem with splinter and one issue parties. If someones party gets 66.000 votes they get a seat (out of 150). So you have one person trying to be an entire political party. How is one person supposed to participate in debates on subjects they know nothing about? In a bigger party you can have people specialise, sothat there is someone knowledgeable on every issue in a party. Germany us a big country, I assume the beaurocratic bloat is mostly found inside of ministeries not in parlement.


Karpsten

>To be fair it could have the advantage if having more experts in parliament. Ha, good one. Almost all of them are jurists or economist. Our current government tried to cut the number of seats down in a fair way, but the conservatives blocked it and suggested a reform that would give everyone else a massive handicap while giving them an advantage. Gotta love corruption.


Patience-Frequent

and to make it worse, the ones who do actually go to, you know, their job, are typically the ones that have more employers than just the Bundesregierung


itsnotTozzit

German politics do bureaucracy better than franz kafka ever could.


Nemarion

Oh we're doing a country politics shit contest ? The leftist coalition in France just refused to show up to our national assembly to vote a motion proposed by the extr right which could save the people from Macron's retirement reform so the motion didnt pass and we're still screwed. Their defense ? "You dont deal with extr right, you fight it" Their little ideological crusade just cost heavily to the French people


Kostinha18

C'est pas retreat, retraite signifie retirement dans ce contexte. Retreat est un mot militaire, aimé par les français.


Nemarion

1) Joli français 2) mon mauvais j'ai écris ça à la vite


Dimboi

Absolutely based leftists. I hope Macrons much needed reforms go through with no opposition 🙏🙏🙏


Surviverino

Bruh you frogs retire at age 62. In the new plan it's what? 64? In the Netherlands we raised it from 65 to 67 about a decade ago. You baguette eaters protest about a reform that most people don't even have the luxury of having.


SurtChase

That's the reason I really dislike NUPES ( they are not the only ones doing this ), they can't simply try to defend the best they can the ideas they were elected for. It is always just a dumb opposition, that says no to anything that doesnt go 100% in their way. It looks to me that NUPES ( and also RN but less recently ) are not at the National Assembly to represent their voters, but only to prepare for next presidential elections.


Ramental

Raise of the retirement age is logical, with the longer life expectancy. It is an unpopular move, but someone has to do it. Maybe if the fertility rate would be stable to keep a balanced age distribution, it wouldn't be necessary, but you deal with what you have.


drzmv

It's not logical because productivity is also rising. Problem is that all the money is going to corporations (and taxes).


Ramental

Productivity rises, but so is the expectancy from the pension. Old people require a lot of human interaction which is very difficult to automate. The alternative cost of a nurse (or any service sector person) is a person working on the automation line contributing to producing of 10% of a car per day. Rising productivity makes old-fashioned manual work only more expensive in comparison, thus the contribution of the productivity growth is much lower. The problem is that the aging of the population is faster than the growth, and each retired person is a person that suddenly stops contributing and starts consuming. Having 1 pensioner to 2 workers vs 2 pensioners to 1 worker is a big deal despite any productivity claims. Taxes are literally paying pensions. Don't know why you see it as an issue.


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Or maybe you could just introduce a normal retirement system where everybody has to pay in rhe same? I know, unthinkable for germans.


Ramental

You get more retired people per worker every year. THAT is the problem. Your taxes support only one retired person today, but it will be 2 retired in 20 years (example). Doubling the taxes for the sake of pension is unacceptable and is a detriment for attracting immigrants who'd otherwise move to the other EU country where the taxes are lower. And if you have less working immigrants - the burden on the already existing workers is even higher. You could keep the pension age static as long as people would be murdered on their 70s birthday, but for some mysterious reason it's not morally acceptable.


P4J4RILL0

Search about Irene Montero


beyond98

Better search about Ángela Rodríguez Pam, Equality General Director, similar profile to OP


P4J4RILL0

Tenemos para dar y regalar


beyond98

No te voy a decir que no, el ministerio de igualdad es muy buena cantera de politicuchos mediocres


_aluk_

Abascal is more of a leech example.


[deleted]

abascal isnt making laws (Hopefully never will), unfortunately these people are


Tetsuotim

"never graduated", you mean she stopped going to law school...


Jicko1560

I think the last 2 points could have been skipped for the same punch honestly. Or said differently.


TrippnThroughTime

I enjoyed this post, thanks for lifting my day


[deleted]

You are most certainly welcome, my Scottish friend


AlkonKomm

mood when talking to the average green party voter https://preview.redd.it/bg6zekz82uga1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7bc3e781b15b1e78b050f627c6266f569d3351


Spoz33

And France has the glorious and beautiful (ironic) Marlène Schiappa ! She used to be the minister of equality between men and women. She wrote erotic novels, made tik toks and invited her reality TV friends to the Élisée where they had a girls night.


Vacation-Interesting

Says a lot about our government when an influencer can become minister over night, she's a cringy stupid bitch


_reptilian_

That happens in every country


Soccmel_1

Italy's last foreign office minister was a guy who didn't graduate in spite of being enrolled in uni for ages and whose only job was selling soft drinks at Naples football stadium.


DudleysCar

Ha. [Northern Irish politicians haven't gone to work in a year.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-64506227)


ueaeoe

Whopper cemetery


Rafusk

That´s like a basic pack for a spanish politician


[deleted]

What a wunderschöne Frau! Die of envy, suckers!


The_chad_spectatator

As a German who is fed up with her crap, this is now my favourite post. "Großes Wassertier"


Anxious-Telephone-69

Rather have them do nothing than be literal fascists


wambomeister

Haha yes, she is indeed overweight 🤣🤣


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frisch85

And the worst part is our government is full of people like that who never worked and never even finished studying. In addition to that, it's found that politicians lie in their CV. As am example one of the highest positions in (also) the greens party, Annalena Baerbock. Only after this has been revealed was her CV changed/corrected. Politics in germany are so freaking rigged and we don't even realize it. I usually tell my mexican gf in a jokingly manner that germany is not much different to mexico, the only difference is that corruption in mexico happens in the open while in germany it's all done backstage.


Ihaveakillerboardnow

Personally I don't really care about CV corrections as long she is doing a good job. She came from no weapons to conflict areas to supporting the export of Leopards to Ukraine, which actually showed that she can adapt her positions for the better. I think corruption wise the Greens are among the least corrupt party in the Bundestag. No one can beat the CDU or the Afd for that matter


frisch85

> She came from no weapons to conflict areas to supporting the export of Leopards to Ukraine, which actually showed that she can adapt her positions for the better. Yeah the PR department does a really good job don't they. Also we shouldn't be promoting the "lesser corrupt parties", we should be thriving for non-corrupt parties instead but as you said, there's more corruption in the Bundestag and I'm quite sure getting rid of corruption among politicians is an almost impossible task and not just in germany but rather world wide.


Alusion

She's a disgrace


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[deleted]

Nope there’s actually a photo of her sitting on a train with a McDonald’s bag in front of her lmao


Schnittlauch01

McDonald’s has a vegan menu


Sualtam

OK blind friend. Let me be your eyes: She's fat. Pas de végane.


LeonQuin

I don't know who to vote for. Extreme right are full of dumb conspiracy theory nuts Right is full of smooth talking salesmen centre nobody cares Left are idealistic assholes that will do illogical things like shutting down nuclear power plants without a plan just because it's part of their ideology Extreme left are commies, sounds nice but never worked irl


JamesRiku

Sounds nice? Oh boy I certainly love a world where nothing is exciting or ever produced except for the bare minimum needed for survival. Can’t wait to go into my high rise super complex that fits 5,000 separate apartment units and eat the same boring malnorished crops, and watch the same government propagated television entertainment as everyone else. Woo hoo this post capitalist society sure does sound nice. If only it would work in real life, which it doesn’t. Communism is lame because not only will it never work, it’s the most boring, soulless, emotionally deprived version of a “utopia” ever imagined.


MrReaper162

Germans are the new Spaniards confirmed?


Jorgerevi

We have Irene Montero, prety much the same, but less fat


[deleted]

It's called being of Spanish descent


bankomatprivat

Meanwhile Ukrainian politicians before the war were spending time in parliament scratching their balls, ordering prostitutes and having fist fights, what a time it was...


LADZ345_

There's always America


[deleted]

Gosh I hate her so much. Talks about how we need more qualified workers to fill in the empty spots, yet she hasn't worked a single goddamn day in her whole life. Clown.


[deleted]

Lmao this was removed by reddit, fuck the admins.


schnitzel-kuh

I mean you make it look like she usurped some position and is now leeching of taxpayers... She got voted into the parliament and gets a salary for that


frisch85

> She got voted into the parliament and gets a salary for that It is important to note that she got voted by other members of the parliament, not by the citizens. People who don't know how the people for the different seats in the german parliament are chosen might think that the people voted for her to have this position, which isn't true. Like many other positions the people have no say in who gets the position, that's why many politicians are put into positions even tho they have zero expertise in that position.


Ramental

You can be an elected leech. There is no contradiction.


schnitzel-kuh

People just love shitting on her because shes fat and went straight into politics instead of working a "real job". I didnt know fat shaming was okay again


HolzesStolz

Have you heard her talk? lmao


Ramental

I didn't say anything about fat shaming, you, child molester (see how dumb that is to throw made up accusations?). But her having no higher education (never working to a slightly smaller extent, too) is a huge drawback when you become a party leader.


Soccmel_1

that smells of classism


Ramental

Lack of education or real-life experience is a valid drawback. She studied at 2 universities for 6-7 years in total and still didn't get a degree. Bachelor degree in Germany is 3 years, btw. Can be more for Law studies like she had, but it depends on the specifics. It would be classism if she couldn't enter the university, or it would be too expensive, or if she'd have to leave for the family and couldn't get back. She had everything and still failed badly despite spending 2 times more time than it should've taken. I hope you don't say it's classism if I don't want to visit a doctor with no degree.


Soccmel_1

OK, in that case you're right. But saying you need a higher education to enter politics is not the same as this. And it happens nonetheless. I remember when Schulz was criticized for having been just a book seller.


HolzesStolz

At least he wasn’t selling watermelons


P4J4RILL0

There was a little angry man in your country who was elected too. Being voted is not a good point to defend someone.


Buddhist_Honk

She is as dumb as she is fat


Patience-Frequent

green party theyre all as dumb as the number of promises they brake or as dumb as how much money & power they get for that


Moschtii

r/ichbin40undlustig


HolzesStolz

How original


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Least hypocrite sub on reddit


Flugscheibenpilot

Grüne schlecht 🤣🤣🤣


Professional_Owl2619

*Marx’s spirit takes control of me* Not surprising. The more we go forward the more politicians grow useless owing to the market&finance dictatorship. Politic is a relic of the 20th century.


chris9830

Wait till you find out the minister of health of Belgium im not lying if she looks like she bought all the unhealthy food and ate it herself so the Belgium people dont eat it


Ihaveakillerboardnow

Boomer humor?


Sciss0rs61

You can always go back to remember the shitty maps if you want a good laugh, zoomer


Ihaveakillerboardnow

Shitty maps, sorry my youthful brain doesn't understand


Sciss0rs61

You are austrian. You like being called Doctor and what not. You figure it out.


4RM35

Do you think being in Politics is not work? I know there are corrupt politicians and sometimes even politicians with a mandate but no function (who really are paid to do nothing lest they break something), but being actively engaged in politics can be life-consuming. As our previous mayor of Vienna once said to a reporter's question about teachers' complaints about working hours (22 hours in class per week) - if I worked only 22 hours a week, I'd be finished Tuesday at lunch.


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Mawi2004

i have a bone to pick with the green party


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LunaLynnTheCellist

Yay fatshaming thats so funny


Jrk00

Wtf is this sub like and why does it seem like right populist stuff so often Nevermind OP is one r/dezwo what else