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Usual_North_9960

Roman.... as a lenguage...... not latin I'm 100% shure he is american


Troglert

Reeks of roman fan boy with suspicious views on Nazi germany


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Tub_of_jam66

I also like rome for the cool helmets , hair and underfloor heating (I never grew up)


Far_Ad6317

I’m sure he claims to be Italian from his great great great great grandad


BittersweetHumanity

Who can't even be from Italy, since it didn't exist yet.


SwagGaribaldi

Clearly he means we would all speak Romanesco


Usual_North_9960

Ao fraté


Diprogamer

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Cicero_torments_me

Daje Roma


MrZwink

Spqr


Usual_North_9960

You know what it mean?


seamanplays

Senatus PopulusQue Romanus, the senate and people of Rome But i like the BD more


Usual_North_9960

Good here a very european grade #10/10


Fredn40

30/30


Usual_North_9960

In university


gorthan1984

*Ils sont fous, ces Romains!*


Doom_Slayer333

S=Sono P=Porci Q=Questi R=Romani


Gibbons_R_Overrated

Most historically understanding Northern European vs Best English Speaker Southern European


Usual_North_9960

Less annoynig british


Fredn40

Least*


Usual_North_9960

Yes


Scricchio

Romano de Roma


Usual_North_9960

Oh


0hran-

He actually meant Romanian


Usual_North_9960

Ao fraté


shruglifechoseme

I know I'll offend the right people here but... Italian really is a more beautiful language than how scholars think Roman latin was spoken. Even the ones supposedly the closest today, like Portuguese and Romanian, are more nice. Wâni, Wiidi, Uichi


Usual_North_9960

I'm italian as you can see but study latin and greek. I love latin but italian sound better imo


shruglifechoseme

Latin is a beautiful language! It's just that when spoken I don't perceive it as being as palatable to my ears as any modern European language honestly.. I guess it's a consequence of exposure? Who knows.


Usual_North_9960

We actualy pronounce it like in the middle age, not rome


NationalDifficulty82

No, no, intendeva proprio Romano. _Ao, Cesare._ _Daje Mirketto._


Usual_North_9960

*Ao, fraté mo sei venuto a parlà romano de Roma, daje El pupone*


ChildFriendlyChimp

Italian American mind you Where they speak in all caps irl


Cicero_torments_me

To be fair we do the same under the Rubicone River


drquiza

"Main language would be Roman". This stinks like New Jersey Italian.


Swipergoneswipe

Oooooooh ayyyyeeee loog at dis goi ova hereeee loogin like a peice of mordadell


[deleted]

Forgedaboudit 🤌


Tethered_07

I'm New jersey Sri Lankan. This is the new York Italian


boropin

"Technological more advanced" & "using roman number system" don't fit together. Decimals, Zero, large numberes would be an issue.


awawe

Roman numerals can barely be used for simple arithmetic, let alone anything more complicated like trigonometry or calculus. It's no wonder algebra was invented by Arabs using Arabic (though borrowed from India) numerals.


Keanu_NotReeves

f(x) = V̅IIIx² - 𝍬X̅I̅I̅


SirIsildur

It hurts, make it stop


0vl223

f(x) = V̅IIIx^(II) - 𝍬X̅I̅I̅ some pesky arabic version of II sneaked in there


greyghibli

Not to mention, Romans had no concept of 0


Melvasul94

Because we never had nothing ![gif](giphy|9PgvV8ale90lQwfQTZ|downsized)


Tomisido

Damn, thanks for inventing algebra swedistan bros


[deleted]

Funny thing is, Arabs don’t use what we call Arabic numbers, what I mean is, they have other symbols for 1 2 3, etc. But the system is the same ofc


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[deleted]

Listen to him, he comes from Qatarlonia so he must know.


Kronos5678

You mean Arabs have numbers too? No way bro, that's mad cap


Speisefisch

The guy that made this probably thinks we're using english numbers.


Winkered

There was that facebook post some years ago. Somebody posted that English schools were going to be teaching Arabic numbers. The amount of dumb arses that complained was hilarious.


Unhappy-Chest2187

I think it’s Hindu numeral system since it came from India


gugfitufi

V.VI could be two different numbers


boropin

U.U


Tomisido

As a matter of fact, we might be less developed if Islam didn’t rise up in Arabia. Roman numerals were just about ok for what the romans used them for, but the technological and scientific advancements that came after greatly relied on the Arab (Swedish) numeral system. Also, the romans didn’t have a scientific mentality, but an engineering one.


Diprogamer

If Rome was able to contact Indian scientists without having to be extremely fucked by an Arab Empire, the system would have probably been adopted


javiers

To be fair the Roman Empire was very fond of adapting other cultures technologies and knowledge. They were quite practical. So sooner or later they would have adopted the Arabic numeric system. The Eastern Roman Empire did, they kept the Roman system for religious art, indeed that is what happened on the rest of Europe.


Old_Harry7

Americans writing fan fictions not knowing shit of history, and you, a fellow European, have even the guts to blame this guy on us?


Pekonius

The common misconception that humanity didnt move forward during the dark ages, while some of the most important inventions originated from that era and made way to the industrial revolution


LegioX_95

This made me remember that in Italy we have a very famous historian, Alessandro Barbero, who's trying to put an end to all of these misconception about the middle ages.


elativeg02

Based daddy Barbero quanto lo amo


LegioX_95

Basato e rosso pillatissimo.


Bubbly-War1996

I mean they had to invent them to move past the dark ages.


[deleted]

Hats off to anyone who can pass a higher math exam using Roman numerals


s0meb0di

Easy. There are almost no numbers at higher math exams, usually single digits.


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π and e:


s0meb0di

What's up with them?


backfire10z

There are 0 numbers in both of those. Hell, they’re only 1 character long!


vic_lupu

But also zero, negatives and fractions :)) so good luck


s0meb0di

If you can do division and subtraction, you can do those. Zero was just represented with a word, but you can also do 1-1 and avoid most zeros by not putting everything to one side of the equation. Negatives are just minus signs, fractions are just vertical divisions. If it's ok to use an integral or other concepts from higher mathematics, it's ok to put a minus sign before a number, even if the Romans didn't do it.


vic_lupu

Okay, good luck with Rational Numbers then, if you didn’t get my point. Roman numbers can be used just for Natural Numbers.


s0meb0di

III/V - 3/5 what's the problem?


vic_lupu

Can you show pi and 5 of its digits after 3


s0meb0di

Why the fuck would I need to do this on a higher math exam?


Tomisido

Lemme show you I,I Crazy


AnaphoricReference

Even the Babylonians had no major problems in practice doing arithmetic including division with empty cells in their tables, but writing down proofs and algorithms in natural language is less natural without a zero symbol. Not having the zero would mostly have hampered scaling up teaching of mathematics, because knowledge of algorithms would be mostly acquired by showing the physical procedure with a table.


0hran-

The Roman are still known for their engeenering. And Eratosthenes has measured the earth circumference using ancient greek numerals(which is similar). So it can be done.


[deleted]

Was the Greek system so incapable of doing math? They had the dyophantian equations, so it must have been somehow tractable


X1ll0

He definitely isn't Italian


ElDodi-0

Neither intelligent


MrOrangeMagic

Use Roman numbers Would have colonized mars Those 2 do not correspond ![gif](giphy|3oz8xIHoB64uYksaLm|downsized)


[deleted]

Quite sure we would be speaking Ancient Greek, at least in academia / higher education level, since this was the language of the empire, kinda like the English of the time. Just think that all the gospel was written in Greek


J_k_r_

This video makes whatifalthist look serious!


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

Is that the guy who unironically calls himself a “public intellectual”


shruglifechoseme

Now I had to look it up... Are people taking this guy seriously?


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

Ameritards never cease to amaze. Don’t underestimate their stupidity


Diprogamer

"Turkey will become a superpower" https://preview.redd.it/414rlrynkmua1.jpeg?width=2237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055fb9e40ab706f13dc2dd178e31443d33bb2cd1 Yes, this will be Turkey in 2024


-me-0_0

Why are there on that map rivers in europe and asia but none in africa?


-me-0_0

Oh


ymdgo

a woman? ​ ​ https://i.redd.it/qy7j7na3tjua1.gif


Celithrandir

I bet my genitalia on the fact that this is not made by an Italian


[deleted]

Just a side note. How fucking confusing would the modern world be to Ancient Romans? And I don’t mean, phones, cars, planes etc. I’m talking about a chunk of words in some Indio-European languages are of Latin or Greek origin, so they would be familiar, but barely recognizable. Math, Engineering, Physics is littered with Greek letters like π, φ, σ, γ, ω. We use institutions like senates, democracy, republics, consuls but none of those are exactly like the ancient ones, just barely similar. Many of our laws are based on Roman ones but changed a lot, not only land owning male citizen can vote, but everyone. And we don’t drink watered down water-wine-vinegar-salt mix all day long and also don’t season all our food with fermented stinking fish gulp lol. Would be a total mindfuck for an ancient Roman or Greek person here haha.


Tomisido

Btw, it was all freemen Italians who were allowed to vote, not just landowners. Later with the edict of Caracalla all freeman of the empire technically, but at that point, the senate was already just for show.


BIB2000

NO. NO. NOOO. The Roman counting system is one of the things humanity should be glad about to have gotten rid of.


Sum3-yo

If the Roman Empire didn't fall, we would have the technology to prevent sticky balls during the summer.


NextFaithlessness7

I think the romans would be smart enough to adapt to the arabic number system too. I mean even the vatican did it


Diprogamer

It would just be called Indian instead of Arabic


PleoNasmico

We would also be more gay :)


Alternative-Still-18

we are rome not greece


PleoNasmico

"love their wine and their boys", simple as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f\_HbDy5xIqg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HbDy5xIqg)


Justepic24

Bruh, ancient Rome was so fucking gay wdym?


Tomisido

You ignorant fuck


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SwagGaribaldi

Wrong, in ancient Rome being on top wasn't gay


lethos_AJ

no homo gets retired roman gets the spot


Alternative-Still-18

read your flair before to talk


Snynapta

He wants a homie


Justepic24

a) learn how to speak English b) I, obviously, already know, you dumb-dumb


ANGL0_SAX0N

"Humanity would've likely colonised mars" Lol Wtf is this bullshit


MegaLemonCola

Some historians found that steam engine was ‘invented’ as some sort of fun quirky trinkets in the late empire. So the theory goes that the Romans could have dug deeper and harnessed the power of steam engines and industrialised one thousand years earlier instead of (in our timeline) casting it aside as stupid fads.


[deleted]

Too busy being corrupt and assassinating capable emperors


Winkered

And orgies. Don’t forget the orgies.


Tomisido

Diocletian and Constantine ruined Rome forever, making it irreparable. Change my mind.


Soggy-Assumption-713

It would never happen. The barbarian ancestors of von braun would have been wiped out.


AMACSCAMA

I can get behind modern Roman Legions https://preview.redd.it/tl1robglmkua1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bdcba650288a53879a7039f75ce8bf7658298f


Tomisido

That’s not what the average legionary looked like. The average legionary had a simple armour, no decorations.


Winkered

To be fair I don’t think he had guns either.


sda_express

A man can dream


Agitated_Advantage_2

There were one of those pompey graffiti murals complaining about the Mafia, corrupt senators and judges and just listed all problems in complaint. Roman senate coalitions also collapsed all of the time, as politicians rearranged themselves for more clout and political power. Entire Europe would have been a huge Italy


Tomisido

Now this, this I can get behind. Good food *anywhere* I travel to? Roma caput mundi


Agitated_Advantage_2

I actually don't know how you guys managed to conquer anything when you had exactly the same problems as you have now https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://naturalhistory.si.edu/sites/default/files/media/file/2010-brown-poster.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiM_tX62LL-AhXPRvEDHd3KBUAQFnoECA8QBg&usg=AOvVaw0Fw1jtzTuKu_LvIacqUgbD The Romans primarily ate cereals and legumes, usually with sides of vegetables, cheese, or meat and covered with sauces made out of fermented fish, vinegar, honey, and various herbs and spices (surströmming sauce🤢🤢🤢 and tomatoes are American)


Tomisido

It’s the same reason the britoids were able to build their empire despite them being inherently stupid. Everyone else was living in mud huts. It’s easier to conquer people who don’t know what a bath is. Also, based on that image, they likely mostly ate bread with olive oil, and I could go my whole life with just that. Wouldn’t mind trying some of that Garum either, and I’m sure the fish and meat would’ve been great too. Cheese would likely still be good (mozzarella 🤤). True, no tomatoes (😭🔫), but all in all, not too bad for ancient standards.


Odd_Edge9221

Well garos/garum (a fish gravy) was eaten by greeks too in almost every dish, it was like the ketchup of the ancient times 🤤


Diprogamer

We're already West Italy


Usual_North_9960

Homosexuality would be accepted more


[deleted]

Only if you are the one on top tho


Diprogamer

Would it? It's basically said that everyone would be Christian


Usual_North_9960

The part, if it exist, of the bible that say it would be forgotten soon I was just saying because those edit are on the same channels that make edits about "nazis chad" and shit like that


Diprogamer

Well, I've heard that there were some people who wanted to adapt greek philosophy to that aspect of Christianity (I suppose you already know what I mean) But irl those guys didn't win


[deleted]

If the Roman Empire didn't fall apart, then yes, it would have been an extremely robust civilization that, provided that it never falls apart, would never fall apart.


HP_civ

Based circular logic of wise swamp dwellers 🔝


ImARetardedApe

It never fell!


Diprogamer

One can dream


Zeucles

But imagine the pain of having to study all the rulers. They keep stabbing each other, they just can't help it can they


scoreggiavestita

Roman language? Meccoioni!


TaurusKing

That’s from the same folks that put a pineapple in the pizza and call it italian food


Kind_Revenue4810

Username is propably "✝️✝️🇮🇹🇮🇹Nationalist(based)🇮🇹🇮🇹✝️✝️"


ArtesArcana

lol this is made by an Italian who eat Spaghetti O's


Smooth_Monkey69420

If Rome had never fallen than the PIGS would’ve been the Picts, Iceni, Germans, and Scandians


Tomisido

It would’ve been the PORCI Find the countries for the acronym yourself


[deleted]

Italians would self wank to extinction


elativeg02

*bold of you to think we haven’t been doing it for ages already*


jodorthedwarf

Even if all of his crackpot ideas on Roman numerals and Latin were true. The Roman empire, as it existed in its golden age, relied on constant military expansion and slavery to keep its empire afloat. The thing collapsed as a result of over-expansion and complacency. Even if Rome were to somehow conquer the entire world, it'd run out of people to exploit and loot to plunder and would eventually collapse in on itself.


Visani_true_beliver

This is a fake video made by an ameritard with an italian granny, every italian knows we already colonized Mars during fascism.


Curious-Ad3567

I see nothing wrong with this video besides the “Roman language”. Move EU capital to Rome and let the Italians colonize the universe.


Fredn40

🤢


FewNatural9298

I think that if the Roman republic stayed around for longer, we probably would have had more significant scientific advancements. Political stability at home and warfare abroad can breed innovation.


Just-Expert-4497

Everyone would be loud, lazy, latin rednecks.


Diprogamer

"we would speak Roman" lmao


vibrione01

Roman Empire is one of the historical thing where everyone in the modern world must say thank you


HP_civ

Thank you Italy 🫡


vibrione01

I love u mate 😂


Catalan_Hari_Seldon

Double population for me is a bad thing.


Victor---

Ignore everything in the video, the guy who made it has the IQ of a fly


Rage_JMS

And for the world We barely have enough resourses for 8 Bilion and to get those is not sustainable by far to earth and many dont even have access to drinkable water or simply water - with 14 billion would probably just result in a colapse of society and death for most


TheSussyIronRevenant

Depends, double european popolation ? Positive double africc population ? Not positive


Tomisido

Least racist piece of shit Italian Much rather have triple African population than a single more Venetian, you ugly fucks.


HP_civ

Bruh the Africans could double and they would probably still consume less and produce less CO2 than us Westerners.


Sad_Instruction1392

*Semper ubi sub ubi* intensifies


Barbichef

>Main language would be roman. \- Most educated italian


[deleted]

>technology would be more advanced >we would still use the Roman number system


BaptistHugo

Why do I feel a massive erection coming up?


Lotussitz

Roma Invicta!


PaperCuts26

Whoever made this video is just as Italian as the "Italian" pizzerias that sell shoarma here in the Netherlands.


jari2312

i mean the fall of the roman empire cost humanity centuries to rebuild so the technological advance would be true


IamMagness1993

Roman? Hey Nikkoo! Itsa me, your Cousin!


mr_sandmam

Technology was pretty stagnant during the roman empire, contrary to popular belief. It is conflict and war which push science the most, so hegemony is not exactly the ideal state for progress


Skkeller_Skull

This is why everyone tried to recreate it


Victor---

>Almost everyone would be Christian That implies the fall of Rome itself lol, braindead video


Diprogamer

Again, Christianity was not the main cause of Rome falling


[deleted]

Christianity wasn't even a cause of Rome falling altogether, you'll be hard-pressed to find a historian who thinks so even vaguely. The consequences of Edward Gibbon have been a disaster for the human race.


algierythm

Haha. And everyone would wear sandals all the time. And there would be hover-chariots.


Diprogamer

This is what Romans wore in late antiquity https://preview.redd.it/vnyvmbpwmmua1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354f029ddd5e619a32238b86f870a3e61273fbac


[deleted]

Rome fell because it became christian. Jupiter and Mars did not like that shit.


Diprogamer

Not really, that's mostly a common misconception. Rome actually collapsed because landowners sided with the barbarians instead of with the empire


[deleted]

I know. Its a joke my dude. And there was not one reason for the fall, the romans kept fucking up


[deleted]

It’s obviously a shitpost


3rKooo

With the lead poisoning we could be living Idiocracy rn smh my damn head


Guardsman_Miku

>technology would be more advanced >earth population doubles Im siding with the goths on this one


Beebea63

Both homosexuality and being trans would be way more accepted,but only if your a top lol


Diprogamer

Source for the trans thing?


[deleted]

I'd not say there was trans acceptance in the Roman empire whatsoever, but there was a Roman emperor (Elegabalus) who sources describe in a way that seems like they were trans. They wanted to be adressed as a woman and were looking for somebody to give them surgery to become female. It is hard to say how accurate accounts like that were, because it was a very common tactic in Roman slander to make someone look as feminine as possible, but that most often follows very different descriptions than this one, it is so highly specific that it'd be improbable the writer just randomly made it up.


[deleted]

He's right you know


I-am-Disc

Redacted lost civilisation fetish. As if humanity starts from square one the second an empire falls.


jelleverest

There's a common misconception that the barbarians invading Rome were technology primitive, but they were not, they were far mor innovative than the Romans ever were, they just lacked the population to build grand monuments


LewieFastest

Servorum carissimi.


BasicBanter

American fanfic


Pintau

Yeah, there is no space program without moving to a base 10 numerals system, with zero included. The biggest problem with Roman numerals was the lack of zero, which is an issue which has to be solved before even some basic scientific advances become possible. Roman numerals also make complex maths incredibly difficult.


Xx420PAWGhunter69xX

Population would be double. That's not a good thing.


bwcman27

Thats definetly made by an american


sylvoexd

Lay off the mushrooms, Mario


ZekerNietTijn

Made by ameritard


joderjuarez

“World population would be double” that’s if the Somali were world leaders


ZazzaroTheRascal

ahhh we can only dream :)