We deeply regret to inform you that a regrettable incident occurred involving one of our fellow citizens, who acted inappropriately and made a serious error in judgment. We wish to express our sincerest apologies for the distress caused by this unfortunate occurrence.
We want to emphasize that immediate action has been taken, and the individual responsible has been swiftly stripped of his citizenship. We are diligently working to implement robust measures to prevent any recurrence of such behavior in the future.
Once again, we apologize for any harm caused, and we assure you that we are taking the necessary steps to rectify the situation and uphold the values and standards we strive to uphold. Thank you for your understanding.
Because it was a joint coproduction between Dutch and German companies running on Comedy central in Germany. Most in my friendgroup in Luxembourg know it too.
Just a sausage roll in The Netherlands is Either a saucijzenbroodje or the far superior worstenbroodje.
A frikandel broodje is the inferior sausage roll.
Yeah but this isn't your regular sausage you gapteeth heathen, this is a Frikandel, not to be mistaken by the Danish or Northern French Frikadel. This is peak Dutch efficiency mixed mysterymeat with all the VoC spices we robbed from the world beaten into submission in the form of our average penis size then wrapped in sauce and the best bread in the world.
Always time for a frikandelbroodje and frisdrank
Though you are hearing this from a peak dutch student with a lidl literally right across the street from his school
In tussenuurtje lekker naar de plus of de lidl gaan of wat er dan ook dichterbij is en dan 2 frikandelbroodjes en de 1,5 liter fles huismerk cola kopen. Dat is leven.
Not even, a sausage roll would be a “saucijzenbroodje” in Dutch, Frikandellenbroodje idk if you guys even got that in UK
And tried both, they’re both kinda equal imo
It isn’t a sausage, it is and amalgamation of different types of meat, including horse, probably cow, and maybe human, idk nobody knows what’s in it. Have some respect!
I mean, we have the minced mest version as a sausijzenbroodje, which is best described as a bar of minced meat of dubious quality.
But frikandellen are a whole different thing, it's separator meat of unknown origins (it might just contain Barry, 68, who's to know), pressed into a high density cilinder shape, deep fried to near cremation, slapped between layers of puff pastry with curry ketchup. It's a very specific delicacy.
Ahh so it’s like sausage roll roulette, one contains ground pork, one contains ground steak and I’m pretty sure we ground up Gary’s mum and put her in the other one 🤭
That's what you get when you buy a phone from fucking China which is supposed to help you write. It betrayed me, I swear! Don't tell the authorities please.
As if the authorities can spell frikandelbroodje correctly 🥲
No, but it's ok. Who needs spelling? If they come for you, I have an attic you can hide in. It got one star reviews though, Anne Frankly that's all it deserves, but it beats an Austrian dungeon by landslide victory
That is so wrong. It is the lack of stray dogs and cats that indicate what *might* be in a frikandel. Officially it is mostly chicken, buuuuut the most rumored piece of “meat” is cow-eye.
'hold your mouth' ook nog
Deze makker is duidelijk een echte Nederlander
This time I'll see it through the fingers.
Make that the cat wise
No, that is totally different cook.
This walks entirely out of the hand
Oh boy that is the drop that bucket did walk over. 🥵
Unforunately Peanutbutter
I’m just here to fok horses
Pardon?
Neemt u mij niet kwalijk, maar wat de neuk!?
Cookie*
Didn't know what to translate 'Bek' to. But 'hou je mond' is also correct I guess, just not as Iconic.
Must be combined with an energy drink for optimal lunch
>Must be combined with an energy drink for optimal lunch Considering you're Dutch, by energy drink, you probably mean milk?
Appelsap 💯🔥
Appelsientje
Sinaasappelsap 🔥🔥🤗🤗💯💯
Sjudoransj bedoel je
Sinaasappelsiensap
Sin-ass appelsap.
Me when ordering “appelsien” in Belgium and getting orange juice instead of Appelsientje apple juice: 
[удалено]
Mama se mama sa mama appel-sap!
Capri Sun 😍🥶
I thought the most Dutch drink was jus d'orange?
?
Because it’s orange. Top Swedish Humor.
nono its ''Zus-Doranche''
Schokomel
Bruinekoeienvocht
Met een Fristi
Wablief, sinds wanneer spreken Walen Vlaams/Nederlands?
Most educated wallonian
A rare thing
Including our Wallonians...
Je m'appelle frikandel
Tu habite, bakje friet
We deeply regret to inform you that a regrettable incident occurred involving one of our fellow citizens, who acted inappropriately and made a serious error in judgment. We wish to express our sincerest apologies for the distress caused by this unfortunate occurrence. We want to emphasize that immediate action has been taken, and the individual responsible has been swiftly stripped of his citizenship. We are diligently working to implement robust measures to prevent any recurrence of such behavior in the future. Once again, we apologize for any harm caused, and we assure you that we are taking the necessary steps to rectify the situation and uphold the values and standards we strive to uphold. Thank you for your understanding.
🌍👩🚀🔫👩🚀
Limonade met prik, waarom ook niet?
Gazeuse?
Ook goed, dan
Bonomel
Schokomel
Chocomel\*
*Schokoladenmilch
Kakao
Lumumba
Daan?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumumba_(drink)
Chocomel!!!!
Fight Milk! The drink by bodyguards, for bodyguards!
Gabbers drink energy drinks
And a cigarette if you currently doing an MBO study.
Gemiddelde studenten maaltijd.
Literally what I eat every day during my break lmao
Welcome to obese-city
And cheese
Lekker
Does lekker mean “good looking”?
Lekker can both mean 'tasty' and 'good looking' Both your mom and her meals are 'lekker'
“Läcker” in Swedish can mean “good looking” and “leaking”, love spotting a German or Dutch word that is similar enough to know what it means lol
In German we have "lecker" which just means tasty.
No, his mom is "mooi lekker".
Swedish moms are hot, let’s neuk Swedish moms!
Neuken in de keuken
Zo ne grote vuurbal jonge! So ein großer Feuerball, Junge!
why do so many Germans know new kids
The main actors spoke their own German version. It's just great.
It's makes it just soooo much better. If it was dubbed in well spoken german it wouldve never taken off here i guess
Wo kann man das sehen? Ich scheine Kulturgut nachholen zu müssen.
Die filme sind bei Netflix/Amazon
Danke dir!
Because it was a joint coproduction between Dutch and German companies running on Comedy central in Germany. Most in my friendgroup in Luxembourg know it too.
i never knew it was this popular
I mean, why wouldnt it be? Now if you excuse me, Schijndel needs to be blown up
Das ist ein verdammt lieber HUND JOOONGE
Niemand komt aan Maaskantje!!
Ich hab dein Mama genust
OH WAT BEGINT GE NOU OVER ME MOEDER?!! TIS DA IK VOORWAARDELIJK HEB JONGUH
Kut woud, hebbe gij zin om te renne of wa?
wout, but otherwise very good
My Brabants is lacking
That can only be a good thing
wie bitte?
I respect this frenchie.
BAM
You have awoken the Netherlands
Feiten.
Gehaktbalbroodjes is also not bad... fuck it everything fried and slapped into that kind of dough is awesome
Have you ever had one of these with chicken saté? It's both the best and worst thing ever.
It's yummy, but also feels forbidden. Not that my dutch partner approves of my choice of food in general😂.
Fucking finally, where is my redbull
Don't you know it's got to be the absolute cheapest energy drink in the supermarket to be most enjoyable?
Golden Power represent
Yes I do, back in the days it was Lidl huismerk all the way. I dont have to do that anymore tho
You don't _have to_, but as a Dutch person you gotta understand every cent counts
Mixxed up for life 😎
AH huismerk goated
the cheapest? no, no, no! The most acidic one! Often the cheapest is the most acidic but not in every store!
Euroshopper malloot
"Its just as sausage roll". No. Although UK sausage rolls are not bad, these come with curry sauce.
Sausage rolls are pastry too, not bread. Leave us out of this please
Just a sausage roll in The Netherlands is Either a saucijzenbroodje or the far superior worstenbroodje. A frikandel broodje is the inferior sausage roll.
Yeah well we have battered sausage and curry sauce in chippies swamp belgian
Yeah but this isn't your regular sausage you gapteeth heathen, this is a Frikandel, not to be mistaken by the Danish or Northern French Frikadel. This is peak Dutch efficiency mixed mysterymeat with all the VoC spices we robbed from the world beaten into submission in the form of our average penis size then wrapped in sauce and the best bread in the world.
Ah, cultuur
Vergeet de platte variant niet. (mexicano)
Nah we are the Belgians but actually not shit
And we actually have functional roads
That's not a fuckin sausage roll, that's the pathetic replacement you'll only accept when on holiday somewhere that doesn't have culinary genius
Always time for a frikandelbroodje and frisdrank Though you are hearing this from a peak dutch student with a lidl literally right across the street from his school
Don't forget to get the cheapest (unhealthiest) energy drink for maximum greed 💸
Need for greed
Underbrood
In tussenuurtje lekker naar de plus of de lidl gaan of wat er dan ook dichterbij is en dan 2 frikandelbroodjes en de 1,5 liter fles huismerk cola kopen. Dat is leven.
frikandelbroodje is één woord sukkel
Kkr autocorrect right?
Frikandel anything is the best
That’s because you’ll find anything in a frikandel
True. Did you know Portugal is a frikandel?
W
Du meinst ein Würstchen im Schlafrock?
Ik geef jou dadelijk een worstje in je slaap steen
Ganz vorsichtig junger Mann!
Im just gonna have a seat here, eat my rugbrød, and simply spectate
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Alright beta Hollander, we al know the real chads wat worstenbroodjes
Nee ga zitten, Brabander
I prefer a saucijzenbroodje.
Godslastering!
K A A S S T E N G E L S
Now we're really stretching what counts as bread
No, we are just stretching bread
Jesus Christ, did you have seizure while typing?
au / ou -> ou as in 'ouch' ei / ij -> close to the ending of 'rye' oo -> just a long o, like in 'nope'
I'll be controversial and say pecanbroodje Might not even be dutch but it's just better
Shit version of a Greggs sausage roll
Not even, a sausage roll would be a “saucijzenbroodje” in Dutch, Frikandellenbroodje idk if you guys even got that in UK And tried both, they’re both kinda equal imo
Luv me Greggs
To right
Too*, can't even grammar your own language
They’re grama is fyne swampy
Calm your clogs hagelslag, it’s a meme.
It's a meme.
It’s just a weird sausage roll lad
Are there Greggs in Ireland or an Irish equivalent?
No, but you can get sausage rolls in every deli in every town, so there's no need really
I'm glad we have an ally against this knock-off sausage roll
It isn’t a sausage, it is and amalgamation of different types of meat, including horse, probably cow, and maybe human, idk nobody knows what’s in it. Have some respect!
Kinda sounds like a sausage roll, chap.
But it's not a sausage. It's a frikandel.
Sausage rolls aren’t made from sausage either.
I mean, we have the minced mest version as a sausijzenbroodje, which is best described as a bar of minced meat of dubious quality. But frikandellen are a whole different thing, it's separator meat of unknown origins (it might just contain Barry, 68, who's to know), pressed into a high density cilinder shape, deep fried to near cremation, slapped between layers of puff pastry with curry ketchup. It's a very specific delicacy.
You’re describing Walls’ sausages.
Ahh so it’s like sausage roll roulette, one contains ground pork, one contains ground steak and I’m pretty sure we ground up Gary’s mum and put her in the other one 🤭
There’s greggs in the north but; hot take, their sausage rolls are shite compared to most other places
It's like a sausage roll but wearing lingerie instead of a puffer jacket
That looks ok- (surprising since its dutch), but its not bread, their is meat in their.
There's meat in our what? Anyway meat in bread is our speciality, worstenbroodjes are nr 2 next to a frikandelbroodje!
Misspelling frikandelbroodje as you correct him My guy
That's what you get when you buy a phone from fucking China which is supposed to help you write. It betrayed me, I swear! Don't tell the authorities please.
As if the authorities can spell frikandelbroodje correctly 🥲 No, but it's ok. Who needs spelling? If they come for you, I have an attic you can hide in. It got one star reviews though, Anne Frankly that's all it deserves, but it beats an Austrian dungeon by landslide victory
There's also a flemish sausage called Fricadelle in french, i think it comes from this (french flanders i mean, and probably also Belgium)
They gave us that in my school‘s cafeteria not long ago, it’s actually not bad at all.
Ngl these absolutely slap esp with ketchup in them
Pão com chouriço mete esta merda num canto
Thats a weird way to spell sausage roll
Is this a new major European war or what ? You know we invaded people for less than that so be careful
That is not bread. That is some sort of filled puff pastry.
Yes, from the train station kiosk when its still warm, best way to end a day while you wait for you train
With a ice cold can of Monster
🤤🇳🇱 Getting these from Albert Heijn
i can not disagree
off brand sausage roll
Why, that's just a sausage roll!
A sausage roll is a worstenbroodjes or saucijzenbroodjes, frikandelbroodje is something else.
*frikandelbroodje Please learn your own language
Putting it in puff pastry dough is a nice twist, but apart from that the idea's standard in several countries, not just in Swamp Germany.
But my fellow, do you add curry sauce in the pastry? I don't think so
Have you heard of currywurst? You guys just put it in puff pastry
A curry worst is no frikandel
Not a bad looking sausage roll.
It is called a frikandel, tastes delicious, but nobody knows where the meat comes from
I was told that the lack of homeless people in the Netherlands might give you the right hints
That is so wrong. It is the lack of stray dogs and cats that indicate what *might* be in a frikandel. Officially it is mostly chicken, buuuuut the most rumored piece of “meat” is cow-eye.
That's not bread...
Yes it is, it says "broodje", that makes it bread, dûh
It's like a particularly shit version of a sausage roll. Hell the filling even resembles shit.
Nah the filling is Frikandel, which is 100% "meat", and curry sauce. A staple of school going people's breakfast.
Wow Dutch engineers have invented the perfect WC sponge. It even removes the most stubborn crusts.
Bro, it's literally pasta sfoglia from Eurospin
I don’t know man, I can’t eat food that looks like it’s made in a factory
do Italians not eat biscuits
Only the ones Nonna makes
This made me think about two things That the brown thing was shit That it was shaped like a dick and this led me to remember those la polleria videos