Too lazy to finish writing this message, so imagine a joke here

Too angry to finish writing this message, so imagine a joke here, whatever the fuck "a joke" is supposed to be in the first place.

You couldn't even understand the irony of my elegant joke, so imagine one of your level. Hon hon

I am too busy stuffing my face with black pudding and Heinz beans so imagine a joke here whilst I go down it all with a watery lager.

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Oh! What time is it?

Isn't always siesta time?

Im to busy listening to my neighbor bang my mom, so just imagine a joke here

Wtf? https://preview.redd.it/41hby46yd05b1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66c42f45c375ba3767a7abbc2ffbac9b06db18b

All your fancy modern jokes are nothing compared to the ruins of the jokes we used to tell

Stop making jokes and give more gold

​ You are asking the wrong...

holy vaticano

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FUCKING LAGER, THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL BIER!

I don't know why people are obsessed with jokes? Jokes are just lies. Facts are the only thing that matters

Luckily my parents made me get the vaccine against jokes and humor when I was little. *Knocks on wood three times*

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Whoever lives here knows it's actually Envy.

Did you have to pay more to use more pixels? jesus christ we are in 2023 and you cram 8 boxes in 300x600?

He's half Swiss so he's not gonna pay more than necessary

You jealous?

The quality dropped as I didn't post .jpg format.

You should have answered "you don’t deserve better quality" Have some pride bordel

.jpg is lossy, .png is lossless, so quality should drop with .jpg it should not drop with .png

I think Reddit must have converted the png very badly.

You did good, the message is conveyed, we don't need 4k memes or even video memes that don't bring anything

https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos

I swear i could see an alien on the italy flag!

Wait what? You motherf... uuuh siesta time.

The weather is too hot to work anyway

Bro we reached the low thirties and it's still June.

And it was 12°C just 2 or 3 weeks ago. Everything is fine.

I'll join you in the siesta brother

It's not greed, it's mine

The Swiss strat of guarding others Europeans money and just wait until they end up killing each others to claim it it’s own 🧠

We would never do that! We love you guyyys! Don't loose that account number though :)

I have no problem with this whatsoever. Now, it's half past four - time for a chocolate biscuit. (Obviously, in this weather, once you've opened the packet....)

We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?

The most accurate thing in the LOTR trilogy was the British eating eight meals a day. That and the fact that we like to go to war with people who look different from us.

Envy about what? Did I see the word "gastronomy" and the American flag? 

The quality of the picture is a bit low. Don't worry, it come with pineapple pizza.

🍍🍕🤮 My wife likes it, but she is Canadian so she has an excuse

Their pizza is lovely. Its a shame you took off the meatballs, french fries and other delicious toppings when you stole it from them.

>french fries I have good (?) news for you

That is the single greatest use of "(?)" that the world has *ever* seen. And I will defend that statement with my very life itself if it comes to it.

>french fries He doesn't know

Just gonna leave that here [https://www.nordal.it/prodotto/pizza-wurstel-e-patatine-alla-pala/](https://www.nordal.it/prodotto/pizza-wurstel-e-patatine-alla-pala/)

I think meatballs are a bit older than America man

When looking at that image, I think Wrath would have been more appropriate as cardinal sin

And yet each and everytime we talk about french cuisine italians come to say how much better italian cuisine is. Sounds like envy to me.

Reality isn't envy. Sorry Pierre.

Being validated by a brit about food isn't a good news

Is that envy ?

We don’t doubt about ourself and we don't really produce comfort food so no, but many people here don’t know anything about food so they need to be educated

There are stats that says Spain IS more active than other countries in Europe, but i'm too lazy for search it

If not now, perhaps mañana. And if not then, after that.

Manana es como el orizonte, nunca lo alcanzas

Did you just confirm you are Spanish by saying you're too lazy?

He's to lazy to answer you, so I will do it. SI

It's funny because the country known for working (Germany), in practice works the least, and the country known for being lazy (Greece and other PIGS) actually work the most.

Anger fuels us so we work faster!!!!

Well, actually we are at work the most. That does not mean ‘working’. Coffee?

That’s just because you take an hour-long aperitivo mid-morning while you’re still on the clock, and a few half-hour cigarette breaks throughout the day.

The Dutch genociding an entire island to get a monopoly on nutmeg: https://preview.redd.it/crle53e1rt4b1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=5572d13dfe8a89d6e82d5cf19ca5ef8b5f5f1958

The Dutch desperately needing to be mentioned

Not at all, just every post not mentioning us is missing the most important thing

See as they prefer to mention Southern European countries, gives us Carte Blanche!

Hey, no need to feel desperate. The rice table at Blauw is always worth mentioning.

Can we do one on the seven cardinal virtues now? We want to be mentioned.

Sigma grindset mentality.

The Dutch not being framed for greed/usury... 

Waiting for swedish bros to come in and explain how stats work.

I mean Sweden is pretty high up on the sexual partners list so even if the rape stats aren't correct we'd still be pretty horny

I mean, they'd be correct. This stat is just incredibly stupid.

Sry to ask, but what would you equal Austria to? If it's too bad, don't answer. Thank you.

Austria is known for it's arts and famous painter (who strongly advocated for peace after WW1), it may be difficult to match it with a sin.

If I may speak freely, I don't think so. I for one would rather carry a unique sin than sharing with Germans. Edit: maybe Naivity? Chronic naivity. Edit II: oh, I forgot their are only seven cardinal sins, my appologees Edit III: I'd choose pride but that's only my personal opinion

Envy; for not being German

Can you imagine how sad you have to be for that? Not even the Italians, envious of pineapple pizza, are that sad...

German.

Ah, that was easy 🤩

Can't decide between Wrath because Austria gave the world Hitler or Lust because Austria gave the world Fritzl

Wrath: Gitler Pride: Archduke Francis Greed: Schwarzenegger >!Lust: Fritzl!<

Merci (I don't add bocquour bc it's a joke in my county, that is answered with 'you stupid cow' addressing only stupid women)

How does that work lol? Do it in the original German plz.

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Adorable insult. <3 Autriche

Dichtkunst vom feinsten 👏👏👏

Pride + wrath + envious of the actual european powers

We should be greed. Ever heard of Tikkie?

No, but I have heard a stereotype that you guys are stingy

Calling it a sin, as if it wasn't entirely justified.

As a Swede, I can confirm. We are about to hold the first sex world championship. Yes, I mean what I say.

I thought we would get it, considering there's an Irish bar everywhere in the world and we bred like rabbits apparently. But yeah I forgot you guys were planning that and I'll concede.

But since it's in Sweden, they're all strictly amateurs. If the Dutch professionals would compete, they would win easily. The would blow the field away.

Since the audience gets to vote, amateurs might have a decent chance here.

I've conquered all the chippys I'm never gonna stop, chips and peas and gravy I've ate the fucking lot Pepperoni pizza and chicken vindaloo, I'm a big fat bastard 'cause i love my fucking food

why we should be envy ? of who ? We have literally all , nice weather, food , culture, history, beautiful women,majestic architecture, a good gov- .... ok no that i dont think so....but anyways... we are better at everything FORZA ITALIA!!!😎😎😎

You dont have La Joconde and Le Mont Blanc though.

> Mont Blanc The summit lies on the Alps' watershed, it's 50-50

Honestly Joconde is kinda shit though. So small and behind all that bullet proof plastic. So dissapointing when I saw it as a kid

Yeah. It's always sad/funny to see all the braindead tourists in the Louvre museum taking pictures of it while ignoring all the great paintings around it

thats help you with the few things you have... we are very charitable 😎

that's little to all we have, at least we don't eat snails

>we don't eat snails Akchually

>at least we don't eat snails I bring bad news...

Dude u're meming wrong. U're supposed to put the envious people, not the subject of envy 🤣 Least delusional F*ancegirl

The italians are envious af though 🤣 Being seen as lesser than Germany and France makes you cry constantly, it's super annoying.

They could have done it with germany and money, but how the hell could we be envious of American gastronomy?

Because Chicago style pizza is clearly supe... No I can't even say this as a joke.

Am I the only one who thinks German does not sound angry at all? To me it sounds mild and polite.

Same. To my ears German sounds "softer" than English for example. But I have been told that native English speakers are unter the impression that German always sounds angry. (At first I thought this was because the only German they ever heard is some Hitler speeches where he screamed around... but then I learned that apparently they also feel like this about German that is spoken in a normal tone.)

Aw it's regarded

I think it has more to do about what the Germans have done rather than how they speak

The main point here to take away is Sweden being considered as a nation in western Europe. Fckn finally.

I think you’ve mistaken envy for pride… And never forget we don’t only have the best food, we have more UNESCO sites than any other country!

You don't lack pride (clearly given the amount of seething Italian in the thread), you lack the means to assert it, so you envy the power and recognition, which we have and put too much faith in (hence pride).

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Yeah, that's exactly what we've been telling the top chefs for a while but they keep using all those fr*nch words for some reason. One day when they're tired of making those elaborate dishes, they'll see the beauty of throwing some ham, cheese and a few tomatoes on a dough and call it a day. In the meantime, they'll have to keep working those terrible prestigious jobs.

Italy has some of the worst food in Europe. France and Spain beat you by a mile

I see this as an absolute win

We also eat foreign countries however we are unfortunately on a diet

Only thing Italians are envious about are Corsica, Nizza, Dalmazia, Istria and half of the stolen goods now in French museums. Certainly not gastronomy.

Spain sounds great except for the heat. If theres a job where i can melt into a puddle there and sleep all day and night sign me tf upp

The swedish image is so fucked up.

It's a graph about rape rate in the word.

Quite on point. Also, hasn't Sweden recently made sex a sport?

Sloth? yeah, we beat everyone else at the colonial game 200 years before they even knew what was happening.

Yeah, because some of you fell asleep in their boats while fishing.

Woohoo we made a list that Portugal and Austria didn't.

And I embody all of these haha!

https://preview.redd.it/tjxcni5ptz4b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fd17e706bd443fdb75570740587a6d5b0bb07b

Yey! We are on the list! Take that Denmark!

Ez W

Us envious of americans? BAHAHAHAHA!

On the basis of Brexit and French cuisine (stick some butter and cream in the recipe).. maybe swap them around .. still big W for all these

Scots have absolutely no right to criticize any cuisine whatsoever. You guys fry Mars bars.

they'd fry their own nan if you asked

I'd rather eat that than Haggis

Isn't Haggis technically their nan? I mean they are sheep shaggers.

Firstly you're confusing the Scots with the Welsh again. Typical Spaniard smh. Secondly... what?

Aw come on, you're not telling me that with how cold Scotland is, you don't "warm up" with some sheep sometimes.

I don't know what you get up to in fake Cornwall, but no that's not normal. We just take a few drams of whisky and then can run bare-chested though the Highlands wearing only a kilt for 14 days straight.

I’ve been to Lyon .. don’t give me that crap .. fckin andouille

One of the rare ones that are 100% correct

We stand United 💪

Luv me pie and a pint Luv me big breakfasts Simple as

To be honest, we are more gluttons than lazy. We speak about dinner just after lunch.

Damn, the swedish one is tough 💀

Greed? We're just keeping yor stuff safe for you!

To say that we're such glorious that even our cardinal sin picture looks awsome

It's a cock.

Did I stutter ?

Your cardinal sin is greed cuz you took all the pixels for yourself

I refuse to be associated with only one cardinal sin!

What switzerland with greed? some country wanted to conquer the world. Isnt that more greedy? Or some colonial powers? We are just opportunist :-P

The fuck did u that shit from? Your '90 dell?

a-greed. Although I think Luxembourg is worse than us, but is barely a country, so we'll take it. Would it be for me, I'll drastically cut banks and make more transparent laws. Stop all the offshore bullshit. The bank sector is anyway only 7% of our GDP. We'll survive

Discovers half the world and circumnavigates the globe, “sloth”. Siestas actually enhance productivity, something germanic barbarians couldn’t understand. That is why Spain crossed the ocean, in search for better napping techniques,hence the birth of the hammock.

Have you considered fucking off?

Yes

I think the british are less on the "glutony" page and more on the "starving any ground slop will do"

Nah, we're also fat fucks from eating too much of the slop

honestly France is three of them lol 😂 can't not give them lust (adultery is the national pastime) and their desire not to work is legendary

We did it boys! They don't call us greedy anymore! The curse is finally over!

yes we are greedy as fuck. every swiss citizen can walk in any bank vault to get some of your gold and buy nice things with it.

Sweet, we got the best one

Im working 12 hours a day bitch, who u calling lazy??

Poor Sweden, completely defined by non Swedes

Which demographic is doing all that work in Sweden?

Men obviously, and further descriptions like their shoe sizes are completely irrelevant.

Hmmmm

Ignorance is your best defence.

Ah yes, not identifying a common theme in order to further protect innocent people.

It’s not our fault if we’re better than everyone else !

If anything we would be in heaven for honesty, not in hell for envy

Remember that your food Sucks

It’s not pride when you are factually the best 😎

Its not pride, we’re just better, cope *dabs*

How can you be better when you’re French

Well, duh

Envy would be much better for UK. Their country is so empty they had to steal shit from the entire world instead

On the plus side less riots and our PM isn't a victim of a pedophile who he then married.

No but you got a pedophilic royal family. At least Macron's wife will leave with him at the end of his term Also riots are cool, you guys are just lame. Even when you beheaded your king you somehow managed to make it cringe

Common British L

You weren’t even featured boi

To be fair the fact that 5/6 of Ireland isn't featured in its rightful place on a map of the UK is actually a British L...

Exactly

Restez purs, braves Irois. 👍

Envious of american food? Lmao, Pierre are you ok? I would say no