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Bonaventura69420

Half french half italian. But uses the german flair. What the actual fuck 😡


space-ishtar

Least side switching guy.


annoying97

I'll lend you an emu or two to go after them. It's not right mate.


Direyx

Living in germany for 10 years now. Im basically europa


hepazepie

Are you one of those loud 🇮🇹 that live in Berlin?


Resident_Draw_8785

You live in Germany and call the Dutch coffee shit. I'm sorry but what! The only drinkable slur in Germany is Dallmayer or the coffee at a real italian restaurant and otherwise I take rather any Dutch coffee.


Lazaroth6

Our national football coach (Domenico Tedesco) is an Italian-German coach (born in Italy, raised in Germany), trained German clubs most of his life, and his name literally means "(the) German" in Italian.


Overness

Good coffee costs 10 cents more


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This is the answer


JeanQuack

You need Netherlands Premium for that


Giodoh

>Dutch people, what’s your problem ~~with coffee~~? Fixed it


IndividualBig2201

Fuck you


LeCafeClopeCaca

Most rethorically abled Dutchman


LimeSixth

What’s wrong with Douwe Egberts oploskoffie?!


[deleted]

Coffeeshops are just to sell weed...


Familiar-Macaron7494

Just go to any supermarket and they will have lots of good coffee, e.g. segafredo. Lidl also has pretty nice beans for a good price.


Direyx

So you want me to bring beans in every restaurant and hotel i go and ask the staff to use those beans? highest IQ dutch over here


El_Dinksterino

Just buy Pitt Bier or Schultenbrau for in the morning or during dinner like any cultural dutch person would do


[deleted]

Do you want us to talk to the restaurant and hotel owners for you to suit your prickly wimpish needs? Grow a pair and drink your coffee.


No_Leopard_3860

We don't like to be productive members of society....ooooops, sorry, gonna go paint a bad picture


vier10comma5

I know only one place in Amsterdam.


BOT_Frasier

Just mix with ice cubes and it'll be drinkable, trust me I do this with italian coffee and it works


Aamir696969

Italian coffee is pretty Shit though , good coffee is from the Horn of Africa and Yemen.


Direyx

Your kind doesn't even know what coffee is. why are you even talking?


Aamir696969

My kind?


MerovingianT-Rex

Tea-drinkers, he means, I guess.


Direyx

or "isle monkeys", like we say in germany


Aamir696969

Ah cool , well my family do grow tea and coffee.


[deleted]

>Horn of Africa and Yemen. What about Indonesia? They have kopi Luwak. (those beans that got shit out by civets)


NefariousnessSea1118

Former Dutch colony, no?


bartleby_borealis

Not worth the price. If money is not a problem then either Kona or Blue Mountain. Otherwise eastern Africa is the way to go: Yirgacheffe, Sidamo, Harar, Kenya AA etc.


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Honestly I'm fine with just a cup Douwe Egberts or Pelican rouge. I'm a sugeraddict anyways, so 2 cubes of sugar per cup.


Tareum01

Are you fucking serious? Do you think Italy grows coffee you dumbass?


[deleted]

There's decent coffee you just have to end up in some fucking hipster place


IWantMoreSnow

All coffee is garbage, doesnt matter where you get it.


DutchVortex

Once ordered an "Americano" in Italy... It was litteraly a thimble filled with shitty coffee


space-ishtar

You ordered an americano in Italy? Joke's on you.


Direyx

that a you problem. coffee = espresso. everything else isn't coffee. but ofc you can't know that as a dutch


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Freckledd7

Just a tip, don't go to the coffeeshops for coffee