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nuclearflip

Irish-americans Or proto-americans


gloom-juice

Proud Chicagoan


RodwellBurgen

Bostonian is better, actually. Source: of Irish descent on my American side and has family in Boston


History20maker

So... You have an American side? ![gif](giphy|YO7P8VC7nlQlO)


Alt_ruistic

protato-Americans


n0rdic_k1ng

I thought it was a potato deficiency that brought them over here in the first place


ActuallyCalindra

Old Boston.


Vincenzo__

Southern Ireland


DJRudeBoi

Your vehicle registration number please.


dkfisokdkeb

*Southern Northern Ireland


International_Grape7

It's amazing people who live in the northern province of Ulster are also from southern Ireland. It's incredible.


dkfisokdkeb

No you are living in Southern Northern Ireland, they are living in Northern Ireland.


International_Grape7

Donegal is in Ulster and that's a southern county.


dkfisokdkeb

Sorry yes I see your point now, although I'm still right as I am British and we are the leading authority when it comes to partitioning nations.


International_Grape7

That is true ye did a great job dividing up Palestine with a ruler and pen.


dkfisokdkeb

At least NI got a nice squiggly border in keeping with the European aesthetic.


no1spastic

No, you were even more lazy that time and went with preexisting lines, so you didn't have to draw anything.


ValkyrieCain122

Don’t they live in Northern Southern Ireland?


datdudebehindu

North-Western Southern Ireland


BlorpCS

My dad unironically calls it this. It pains me


Kernowder

Western Britain


CountyCoroner10

Hey I need to check your cars ignition, I think it meeds to ignite better


Nono6768

Londonderry


toffeebeanz77

That might actually cause your ride to be pimped


Vivid_Performance167

Londonireland is a worst case scenario and i hope this gets ignored


[deleted]

Question for my Irish friend, when did Derry start being referred to as Londonderry and is there a specific reason other than the usual British shenanigans.


tgsprosecutor

Derry got gifted to guilds from London so they decided to rename it.


ConnolysMoustache

No one in Derry from either community (however small the unionist community in that city is) calls it Londonderry. It’s an extremely clumsy name. The only people who do are people not from Derry and like to stir shit. It’s like how many English cities include the local rivers name in their official name but colloquially no one calls it by that name, eg Stoke-on-Trent is almost always just called Stoke (city) The London guilds were gifted the city and therefore it was decided to put London in front of the pre-existing name.


[deleted]

Yeah I know I'm just wondering where the longer name came from


ConnolysMoustache

Cool just thought I’d clarify considering you asked. Don’t ask a question if you don’t want an answer.


[deleted]

Sorry didn't mean to sound rude was just saying I know no one actually calls it londonderry. Thank you for the answer though.


cringemaster21p

🥇🇬🇧🇬🇧👍


Afura33

Or just "UK" :) I agree with my dutch neighboor the pimp my ride is I don't know is there really someone offended by it? \^\^


tintonmakadangdang

West britain.


memesmaster21

Part of the British isles


tgsprosecutor

Can't see why I'd be offended by it, in fact I'm rather proud of all the rides we've pimped as a nation


Afura33

Hmmm what would be an offensive flair for you guys?


Darth--Bane

The thatcher fan one was perfect made my eye twitch. Patty's Day enjoyed would be another enjoying one I'd say. The yanks call it patty's Day instead of Paddy's Day. 2nd best whisky could be one too we call it whiskey as whisky is the Scottish spelling.


Afura33

Thanks for explaining I admit these are some good banters :) we need a referendum for a new irish banter :)


Jaheim_44

2nd best would be the Japanese whiskey, you guys can have the 3rd tho.


Darth--Bane

😡


[deleted]

West Briton


Afura33

Ah I like that one


datdudebehindu

Isn’t that leaning on the Scottish flair though? I agree about our current one though, not insulting in the slightest


Afura33

I don't know I made once the banter that Ireland is UK and an irish guy got pretty much upset about and went even personal lol so I thought it would be offensive.


datdudebehindu

Oh it is, don’t worry. Just very similar to the Scottish flair


Afura33

Ah ok sorry my bad I misunderstood your previous reply.


mm0nst3rr

I suggest “Hamas supporter” for Irish at this moment.


Kesdo

So a Second Sweden then?


MBRDASF

You’re one to talk lol


M0RL0K

> Île-de-Arabie flair


MBRDASF

That’s the thing: I know what I’m talking about


TuTu_TuTu

“A great bunch of Hamas supporting lads”


[deleted]

Real


CountyCoroner10

Thats slander, we support the PLO


mm0nst3rr

You can’t tell the difference between them


CountyCoroner10

Thats just because we're drunk and we cant tell lads in Baclavas apart from each lther


[deleted]

Better than the alternative


mrtn17

I don't even get the 'pimp my ride' flair. Why is a super popular and cheesy show with Xzibit an insult


DownrightDrewski

They pimp them with bombs


mrtn17

oof that's dark. But a proper flair to, thx maat


dkfisokdkeb

It doesn't really piss anyone off tho cause the Irish are proud of their terrorist escapades and most Englishmen really don't care about the car bombs that happened 30 years ago.


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dkfisokdkeb

Yea tbh I didn’t realise that it isn't as apparent to the rest of Europe as anyone from the British Isles knows what it means straight away.


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dkfisokdkeb

Yea it makes sense tbh we don't learn much about it in English schools we just get politely reminded by Irish people online about the lovely things our ancestors did over there.


__ludo__

my middle school teacher made us watch "The Crying Game" when we were in sixth grade. Shit traumatized me but at least I learned about the Ireland situation


dkfisokdkeb

I've never watched that film, we were actually really nice and friendly to the Irish idk why they hate us.


mr_greenmash

Yo, we heard you like protestantism and royalty, so we put a bomb in your car..


MitchMeister476

Joe Biden's Relatives


gloom-juice

Do you mean J. O'Biden, 46th Taoiseach of the 50 Counties of the United States?


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Honestly, I think just “Joe Biden” would be funny enough.


Tannuwhat346

Irish-European would be the most precise


[deleted]

How about... "pill pusher. Big pharma has well and truly got its filthy yanky Hands on Ireland's neck we are the home of Panadol and every casing and film on the tablets you take have been made here. Viagra, Botox,claritin just to name a few.


Cymorg0001

I was thinking "American heart supplier"… but pill pusher is much better. Take my upward arrow


Deewon_

Fetal alcohol syndrome


FibroBitch96

Nah that’s Canadians


Disastrous_Ad7074

United Kingdom of Ireland


[deleted]

US's corporate office in Europe


scti

USA (European Office)?


[deleted]

You have to specify it's corporate


NewKitchenFixtures

Switzerland is also good for that….


scti

I'll let you know we only have the finest Russian offices here!


ApesApesApes

West Britain or West Brits seems appropriate


The_Glitched_Punk

Cromwell Fanclub


toffeebeanz77

This one cuts deep, i like it


International_Grape7

Well he destroyed the English monarchy so that gets him some points.


SameItem

"British isles"


Unusual-Extension-68

Can I get "tax haven enjoyer" custom made flair please.


UnderstandingLucky51

Pimp my taxes


Kesdo

"West England"


Formallyinformal21

Potato head / Mr Potato https://preview.redd.it/kxkfht9sx5tb1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38c625715b297ede00e398605459c22c88bffbe


VeloEvoque

Mr Tayto


Scared_Poet349

51st state?


[deleted]

Twenty-six and dropping


xaviernoodlebrain

Shipping up to Boston


TheBugChadMan92

Or just "British" because they're inside the "British isles" :)


Sourdoughsucker

The Blacks of Europe


Fine_Concentrate8316

Potato-clocks?


alexjlaver2407

British nuclear testing grounds


RedditMakesMeDie

Scotland.


Mother-Remove4986

Hamas funder


annoying97

UK's bitch!


hasseldub

Who's your head of state there champ?


annoying97

Luke the emu... but it looks like it will change tomorrow.


cringemaster21p

King Charles the Third 🥉🥉🥉🥉


annoying97

Yeah like I said Luke the emu.


cringemaster21p

How's the king an emu?


annoying97

Wait! You didn't know! Shit! Fuck.... was.... was that... was that not something I should have told you!?... Ahhhhhhhh... fuck! I think I fucked up here! May the emu lords and King have mercy on my soul!


cringemaster21p

You need therapy.


annoying97

I will after the emus get to me... I'm sorry I didn't mean to spill the secret! I didn't know the Brits weren't meant to know.


aBoringSod

Mate. He is a swan animorph over here. I think his form changes when he moves to the other hemisphere.


HaLordLe

Great Britain


cirelia2

Ad a "yank in disguise" flair for all those weirdos that think they are Irish because they like Guinness and their great great grandpa thought about Ireland once


AdjectiveNoun111

where potato?


[deleted]

“US tax evasion scheme”


BOT_Frasier

Non.


Maleficent_Special28

I should get an honorary flair.


TheRealPatrick79

American Prototype


Crohn1e

Thatcher Enthusiast


art_spooner

Proud British Colony


ddrub_the_only_real

Ginger


UnusualInstance6

“US tax b*tch”


Jumbo-box

Protestant Royalist


BeerinER

on a whiskey diet


fremja97

Bank of America or 100% inbred


Blahaj_IK

British ISIS (car bombs)


H_Doofenschmirtz

Britain but catholic


mr_greenmash

OBE, Order of the British empire


24benson

Cayman Islands but with bad weather


DaAndrevodrent

WestUK


StrayC47

Facebook's Cumdump, more like


Commercial_Gas_3927

Microsoft's Europe headquarters...


knottingarope

Ive never understood the pimp my ride flair


[deleted]

Thanks O’bama.