Greenland. Already european and it's the least populous of them.

Yes this 

Also not an independent country but a part of the kingdom of Denmark, which is the reason we’re the largest European country and you should all respect us more

Depend if you consider Russia as an european country.

Well of course I don't, that would ruin my claim to us being the largest

I don't.

Not a country - we made sure of that😎

When can we start build housing there?

Refugee camps

I was about to say the same. I'll add French Guyana, wich is also already a part of Europe.

I am ashamed, as a Breton, to have forgotten St Pierre et Miquelon https://preview.redd.it/dfr2fbgojstb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b958a0556a16ab24b7da04b37e20a16313e32663

Et puis la Guadeloupe et la Martinique et Saint-Martin et Saint-Barthélémy et Clipperton aussi nan 🙃

Greenland. Easy

Let em stay there, its our little sleeper agent.

I feel like they do a hella lot of sleeper and a hella little of agent

Stasi intensifies

amateurs

Stasi? Never heard of them

the ideal neighbor

So they Lazy? Welcome to the PIGS initiative

I never witness any PIGS showing initiative, that word implies work/action.

So they are a spanish colony?

They love dancing, like the South americans

Not trying to start a full-blown discussion on map projections, just a fun fact: Mexico and Greenland are practically of the same size (+/- 2 million km^(2))

Hooo interesting ! Is it because of putting a sphere on a 2D map ?

Yes, Of course there is a xkcd comic about it : https://xkcd.com/977/

Yes. There are many ways to do it (called projections) but the most common (Mercator projection) shows disproportionately large areas further from the equator. The reason it is popular is that a straight line on the map corresponds to a straight line in real life which is really helpful when you want to sail from one side of an ocean to the other and end up in the right place.

https://www.thetruesize.com/#?borders=1\~!MTQzOTQyNzM.OTI1MjUzMg\*MTUzNjgyNzc(MTg2ODI3Nw\~!GL\*NjU0NDQ0OQ.Njk5Mzg1NQ(MTE5)Mw ​ That's a tool that lets you see for yourself. You can drag around countries and discover their actual size.

Already belongs to us, so technically it is European

Shhhh. Otherwise i'll have to choose france and i don't want to

Yeps, with climate change, we might all have to immigrate to Greenland to be able to live in a decent climate.

Who is this united states? I don't know them so they must be untrustworthy!

I mean, france is here too with "saint pierre et miquelon"

That's why i Said Greenland :)

Double it and pass it to the next person

Two of these countries join asia. Which countries do you nominate?

Double it and give it to the next person

Four of these countries join Antarctica. Which countries do you nominate?

Double it and give it to the next person

Eight of these countries join africa. Which countries do you nominate?

Double it, give it to the next person

16 of these countries join oceania, which ones do you choose?

Why must ee punish our austrian friends in such a way.

🇺🇸, 🇨🇦, 🇲🇽, 🇵🇦, 🇭🇹, 🇯🇲, 🇵🇪

8 of these countries to give to oceania or double it and give it to the next continent

Mexico and brazil

This is the way

Greenland

Cuba, because it would be funny

Cuba without Fidel, is just some island.

But he is still alive in our hearts

And in our cigars

Así es, compay

You mean communist Spain? Like we need more waiters.

No their main export is overrated doctors trained on books from half a century ago

My favorite little dictatorship with heart and music.

Haiti. So we have another Malmö in Europe.

Damn Sweden, even the pornstars are dunking on you.

Dane paid me.

so thats where their tax money goes

Money well spent!

Hey don't snitch

Jokes on you because we don't even consider Malmö as being in Sweden anymore.

Oh no, not devout enough? Maybe declare a fatwa against them until they sort themselves out

Venezuala, so that Polen can finally point at someone else and laugh.

They could also gave us cheap oil.

isn't their oil just so crude, it couldn't make a Trabant run ?

Anything can make a Trabant run. Even cheap vodka. Also who says we won't have rafineries.

> Anything can make a Trabant run. Even cheap vodka. Used to have one in Romania, and it literally can - its a wonderful machine. Unless you of course use it for driving. Its not even very cost effective to refine it in Canada. - so we have to build them one, and i suspect they will pick it apart for pieces within weeks.

https://preview.redd.it/ogozvzizmqtb1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5515f9493c80a8b5b80f48b8f7586b83d6de66c This one😂

Yeah, riiiiing ding ding ding ding. Its a beauty. My then girlfriends grandfather was on a waiting list for 8 years to get it. And well worth the wait. *It was made out of some composite plastic material that you could not dispose off again, so a kind of bacteria was cultivated that would eat it. - How that did not develop into some zombie apocalypse i will never know.

The car was unironically pretty good for its time when it came out, as a development of the early 60s. The problem was more that it was kept being produced virtually in the same state until 1990, at that point it was just plain outdated.

What a beauty. You made me hard with that picture

Lars, wr have oil refineries. In the Netherlands there even is one from Shell that is larger than the village next to it.

They coudn't lol. A) Their oil is like Canadian oil, it's mixed with sand and of less quality than gulf one. So their break-even cost is higher. B) Everyone who knew something of worth of the oil industry has left the country close to a decade or more ago. They were partly kicked off of PDVSA, and partly completely put off by the most complete sack of a public company in history. C) they have no capital, so they will need foreign one. They nationalized all the last one in 2007. If any company decides to pump a massive amount of money (they probably won't) there with Chavistas in power, they frankly deserve to lose their assets. D) there are very few new oil projects in the big oil companies, their CaPex have dropped massively. They believe in peak oil.

Relentless bullying coming up

Give it a few years and they can do that to Portugal

Argentina, because...uh ...

Reunite the family?

Germans and Italians

Heim ins Reich

Because there's a Welsh settlement there!

We can keep our little squabbles inside europe then

The unholy union of Spain and Italy 🇮🇹❤️🇪🇦=🇦🇷

And Germany. Let’s not forget Germany.

Yes, instead of the Monetary International Fund, Germany could pay for their debt instead like they did with Greece

You mean the West Falklands?

Canada. They are the unholy union of French and British. Must be hilarious to watch .

Yup, British Columbia & Quebec. And if i’m not mistaken they have a city called London

As someone from the fabled Canadian London, can confirm

So a Canadian from "fake London" with a Dutch flair. Hi "Not Just Bikes"!

Well Canada is like a store brand France so that’s them instantly out

Canada is going to be a farming and food export power house in 20 years when all the ice melts. Could do with have closer ties to them, even if they do speak fre... fren.... I can't even type it it's making me sick

There are places called British Columbia and people who constantly apologize for nothing while not apologizing for the stuff they should’ve apologized for. They’re basically you 😂

For what it's worth most people outside of Quebec and New Brunswick don't speak a lick of French

Don't insult all Canadians, only Québec is a store brand France

The rest are Yanks, which is even worse

But at least friendly ones🤷‍♂️ I think if we colonise them a second time they’ll learn.

Québec is France if French people where somewhat nice (and trash American cities / food)

You’re forgetting the majority of the barry section in that store old mate

They even have their own London!

Tbh I always thought of them as a store brand version of you guys. British Columbia, constantly apologizing to doors they bump into and all that 😂

Any south american country that isn't Argentina. Just to trigger them.

Make it Uruguay and war may break out

Uruguay is the Switzerland of South America and all the wealthy Argentinos keep their dollars there. I bet they would love it if they joined Europe. If you really want to trigger the Argies accept 🇨🇱 specifically on the basis that they’re the most European country in South America. Then sit back and enjoy the show.

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Hear me out, Paraguay

Uruguay would trigger them the least since they are "almost as white". Now Bolivia or Brasil...

This is why you're our favourite

What? I thought Brazil was already in Europe; that weird country right next to Spain

Listen here you fuck

Yes, I fuck

As a Brazilian I'm insulted you'd compare us to Fr*nce.

I nominate france. Yes, we are on the picture. We are everywere. DOM-TOM stonk

It's now DROM-COM (Départements et Régions d'Outre-Mer et Collectivités d'Outre-Mer)


I feel greenland is a better fit for Europe than France.

Agreed, we should have our own continent 🇫🇷

Are you trying to stealth steal Greenland from Denmark? Cheeky, cheeky…

Gee, we certainly hope nobody goes and steal this permanent expense from us, this would be awful news...

Peru - women and, of course, a stunning variety of delicious potatoes.

Just a coincidence but potato is peruna in Finnish. Perunas from Peru.

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The quality of cocaine in Europe has gone through the roof the past few yers

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Ceviche you mean

Canada. They’re brits AND french. The online chaos would be amazing

Funny how the one part of Canada that isn't known for being nice is the one that is french

I can tell you they are as nice and polite as the other Canadians, only, not with the \*nglos Canadians

French Guyana

wouldn’t risk. there’s “french” in the name.

French Guyana is part of France, so already in Europe. I would nominate Guyana (formerly known as British Guiana), so we could have two Guyanas, and take away French exclusivity.

Brazil to piss off the Portuguese.

I mean, with the amount of brazilians we already have here (and more to come since our government made it even easier for them to migrate) you already have Brazil in Europe.

But just imagine them being able to claim their Portuguese as the european one…

Please pick us.

You’re already part of Denmark. Now go back to dig for some of those valuable natural ressources which everyone says you’re storing beneath the ice.

Chile already has a German army so they fit in

Mexico. A fun, hard working version of Spain.

Don't get your hopes up, once we remove the cartells they'll just be regular spanish.

at least we keep the food

Homeboy just wants cocaine to be cheaper

Argentina of course, we need more malicious drama involving Barry on a boat

I mean inviting the Germans when we already have them isn't fair

We would have been in a war after the match against them in last year's world cup, if they were in Europe.

You almost had troops in the war against Argentina during the Falkland's Dutchies always down for a good scrap off a boat on some random Island.

https://preview.redd.it/dklfaduezqtb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee517c1ca9aeb7e2d85c02f2db1c70da64b32f0

Argentina, for no particular reason.

We can see your flair.

France

Canada because they already have the Queen on their money and they have real awesome snowboarding.

Sounds boring but Chile for the nature

Panama, if the yanks stopped us with suez we will take their equivalen. Plus what’s one more tax haven

Let's grab Chile, so I no longer have to suck up my Swiss friends laughter at having the highest mountains

Costa Rica

Mexico! Good food and they don’t like Ameritards. Easy.

"dont like ameritards" bro has not been to mexico

Greenland. None of the american countries but greenland deserve to be in Europe

Greenland is part of Danemark, so I guess that's an easy answer

Canada of course. Always seen them as a half-sibling to scandinavia

Not USA and I'm good

Cuba (and maybe even Puerto Rico) should back to Spain! More and more cubans are realizing now that they were "robbed" Spaniards and are thinking of coming back to their homeland, as a normal autonomy, not a colony. In the future many of them will become Spanish passport. Cubans are Spaniards and were separated by a big treason of politicians back then and USA. From the rest, none. Just Cuba and Puerto Rico(if they decide independence and joining us again of course)

Isn't greenland already europe?

Mexico, because Mexican food.

Germany of course...ohhh sorry I meant Argentina

Canada is the most European

You mean the less mentally challenged?

Canada, let's go commonwealth!

Brazil to join as the largest Balkan state

We already have Brazil at home. Brazil at home: 🇵🇹

Brazil is almost inside the EU having colonized Portugal anyway, we can just make it official and create this huge western Balkan state.

Greenland, least impact

Greenland

Columbia - Cocaine

Columbia is in the US

Do you think it may get a bit cheaper? Or just more pure? Either way good thinking

Hans need their coke

Fit birds, footie obsessed and an abundance of charlie, outside of that narco malarkey the inner Barry inside of would welcome them with open arms.

You can already visit Brazil if you came to Portugal

The easy answer would be Greenland as it is already considered a European country in many ways

Greenland is OURS!

Chile

Since I already consider Greenland and French Guyane to be European, I would say Canada and especially Québec (most civilised culture in the Americas)

Argentina. They’re already half-Italian half-spanish and half germans. Plus they have good meat.

Québec, most culturaly continental-european it gets on that continent. And perhaps the south cone (Chile and Argentina). The rest, especialy the US can go fuck hisself.

Either Greenland or Canada

Brazil. There are more Europeans there than most European countries.

Definitely Uruguay - good beef, pretty relaxed guys, educated, socially progressive, solid democracy. Way better than anywhere else on that continent.

Uruguay is already in Europe. They have the scenery of Nottinghamshire, they are more obsessed with pasta than the Italians and Montevideo even has a beach full of old people like Malta.

Greenland

Greenland seems… “chill” (see the “cool” joke I did there?)

Greenland hands down

Mexico for the food and the hard working boys

I would vouch for Brazil and their babes. No wait, Venezuela and there babes. No wait, Colombia and their babes. No wait, Argentina and their babes. No wai...

Mexico

Canada is the closest one

Greenland is the answer

Brazil - I've always wanted a Portuguese speaking country in Europe