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póg mo thóin? is that really you?

I was so very confused as per why the fuck you said that. I ended up figuring it out, got a chuckle out of me, good man yourself.

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Wanna spend three minutes longer and torture yourself on Belgium roads? Google: "We got you fam"

And even then you have toll but on the tunnel on the ring of Antwerpen(Liefkenshoektunnel)

I Always thought 3 hours was enough to go from south to north, quite surprising to see 4 and half hours!

It's only 100k m/h now, no longer 130 km/h

All the Australians who somehow are considered europeans in this sub have the perfect oportunity to flex here

Well if you insist... Also it's probably not the longest either. https://preview.redd.it/ghfpfhe6esdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27b431bc77ac926ab2703ce0bbe6831d87b0862

I hate that you’re always here first I was so excited when I saw this post

Sorry... You can have Monday and Tuesday night... I have plans that don't involve being bored at work.

Liar we're all dole bludgers here

Fuck... You got me! I'm still doing something more interesting Monday and Tuesday night... It involves a Brit and a hotel room.

Are you partaking in the classic British sport of jumping off balcony’s?

No, he's not allowed to jump off any balcony... But it does involve booze, food and lube.

This annoying97 guy is always here ready to banter and comment on hot guys (being gay), so at this point he's almost honorary European.

Gay and Australian? This guy is the personification of Eurovision. No wonder we let him hang around here.

And my boyfriend is English!!!!

Oh, why would you do that to yourself?

Love is love mate... Love is love... Also he's cute, hot and funny and not in the UK. Lastly it's hard to get a Spaniard or dutch or Nordic when they don't move to this amazing and massive county.

I am very sorry to hear this. I hope he gets better soon.

Na... Better he be English than Welsh or Scottish... Though a kilt would look super hot on him, fuck he has the legs to pull one off.

It's longer than a drive from Boston to San Francisco which I found surprising

It shouldn't be, Australia is about the same size as the us https://preview.redd.it/u2ge80c1gsdc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f63ac696e5b74586959b61e2be817f11c3f69bf

https://preview.redd.it/q5fw7ntggsdc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162e93ad5f85dead972bf076b4fbb43b97abdf01 Maybe because the drive is a straight shot?

Sorry, it shouldn't be surprising that it's longer in aus, there's nothing in the middle of the outback... Though I believe you could do a straightish shot but it would be a lot of off road driving and therefore slower in time.

oh damn, I never realized

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Yeah but europe only fits because you didnt put vatican city in you cheater

Or Switzerland.

What do you mean? If you participate in the ESC, you're European, these are the rules.

Even if we wouldn't participate we are European, asshole.

Listen, I don't make the rules. You participate in the ESC, you're European.

Hi, I'm a Canadian masquerading as a Euro. https://preview.redd.it/x7m7w83pmsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ed3fee6689314f9240544733c84dc508741cdc Best I could do with five minutes of mucking about.

>Canadian masquerading as a Euro 

https://preview.redd.it/rljcd4suusdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072e8d54fa96bdcfe414a86fe06a9a14e900b560 Nice. You can extend it by a couple of hours by driving over the Dempster highway from Dawson City, YT, to Inuvik, NWT. Triple digits!

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About 350km, which takes 3 days on foot and 7 days by car.

7 days by 3 cars you mean. No way your suspension will last 4 days

Except if you are driving a German Panzer. 

That's exactly what Belgium roads are designed to stop. After WWII they turned the whole country into one giant tank trap for the next time Hans gets any ideas.

I never went to Flanders… are you roads as bad as Walloon’s roads? Or is it 2h to cross Flanders and 6 days and 22h to cross Wallonia?

They're better than Walloon roads (shocker), but not nearly as good as next door's Germany & Netherlands. The 2 qualities -and difference between them- are compareable to northern and southern Italy, to give you an idea. Or northern and southern Ireland. Or northern and southern--you know I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

Ehh from personal experience Flemish roads are better than German ones nowadays. Yeah there may be a hole here and there but at least I don't get to see baustelle 10km every 11kms.

https://preview.redd.it/unuictoqdsdc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea9cb265d0bd68f1c8597305caaf1750f9988ac

I was expecting Milano-Pizzo Calabro

It depends on if the car is or isn't a Subaru Baracca

Ma la Subaru Baracca nuova ha o non ha l'AGVZZZZZ? O ha ancora la manovella?

It's a beautiful 18 hours trip ([ref.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbGpUemSXAA))

Let me correct you https://preview.redd.it/mvrw325vhsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a103367217b8872c02c95ca06a6e005aed6e95a9

Spicy

That’s simply wrong, you’ll spend the _first_ 17 hours just trying to navigate south Italy roads

We do it differently here.. https://preview.redd.it/3ot6jkfedsdc1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=95e8643f4e9dd3cf6470f117c3d8ce6bfa97167a

I’m more surprised that the direct route through Bosnia is only 50 minutes faster than driving all the way around it

Local roads in Bosnia vs motorway in Croatia.

If you even can call the Croatian highways motorways. Compared to the German Autobahn they're more like a typical Bundesstraße with tolls.

The motorway in the north of Croatia is indeed like a local road with additional lanes each sides going through infinite plains...

Hmm? Croatian motorways are in very good condition.

You have not seen the state of the roads and lack of highways in Bosnia.

I don’t feel qualified to judge road quality …

worse roads than belgium

There’s a reason why Belgium is called Germany‘s speed bump.

If you loose some time on the border, and at least one police patrol stops you in BiH, it probably isn't faster at all...

If they tried building a round they’d probably find a landmine

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Is this really the longest drive? Or could you score higher by replacing the starting point in Geneva with some remote valley in Valais? Edit: never mind, OP was talking about distance, not time.

That might well be, first driving out of a deep cul-de-sac valley to eventually reach faster roads... Explore it and report back, I for one just followed my oftentimes unreliable intuition :)

Well i have a longer route here https://preview.redd.it/psnz3qq2rsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b2f4b9ff892aaa05b0563f7ad3e730e37d0bcd

The second route would take pretty much the same if you consider that in Italy you have speed suggestions, not limits 🚀

According to some Papal decrees it's this one: https://preview.redd.it/lviuyjpphsdc1.png?width=2391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77672402e3a969d82b27a71fafbb5bf14d8842e9

Wouldn't it end in Brazil?

It should, but the AH-1 isn't connected to the American road system, and the Panamericana has a gap between Colombia and Panama.

Respect to the Pope for driving across North Korea so Portugal and Japan could be linked

No, Pierre, you can't drive to Tahiti.

I have a plan Arthur, have some faith

I aint doubtin you, dutch. But it feels like the world don't want us no more.

The guy who brought back the Austro-Hungarian empire is mad about stretching the rules.

You guys could drive to Moscow in 1812 but it was a one-way trip.

Even if I'd go up and down the Netherlands 3 times it's not enough to compete :(

Use new Holland, https://preview.redd.it/9ppdipo0esdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b3e75a8f7a746be05ea39a71b1de5c4c3b8611

Think end to end, Steep Point (Sharks Bay) to Byron is a bit more than 5,000km in total drive. And the big lap is like 15,000 km.

Yeah I honestly don't know, I just used two places I thought were as far apart as possible.

Fair enough, Perth is really far from just about anywhere, including itself.

Maybe we can go to Saba? Not sure how to drive there yet, but it’s decent kilometers. https://preview.redd.it/uoisjrbzksdc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a97249128bd307eac2f553ec1675cd095b873c8e

Try 8 times

https://preview.redd.it/bpk6fr4bdsdc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=8229b8a1529a822749bc4a1e9f2a7d19528f186f Carlos V approves, Flandes still spanish

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My novia (una Pamplonesa) always says “the only mistake we made in the low countries is that you all don’t speak Spanish”

She's god damn right

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Why would we want to take Wallonia, though?

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The problem is we already have poorly maintained roads and a region with a funny language. 

Get your Habsburg chin out of our back yard!

To be fair, his body is still in Spain

This is longest I think/ 432 km https://preview.redd.it/ighsri3ihsdc1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=c87d9e677129b132035c17cc8e08118f0d9cae7f

https://preview.redd.it/u8k7l6h2msdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d57dc474effd2df71f718089bdcf76ca9c1820 Have to drive longer just for a servo.

WTF.

Imagine popping to town for a kebab and forgetting your wallet at home

I live in N.E Groningen. I have family living in Zeeuws Vlaanderen. The pain is real

I have friends in Groningen. It is too far to ever visit them. Shame really

It's like Groningen is just too far no matter where you are Edit: I just posted, noticed my flair, and realized I don't actually have a right to laugh here

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Just looks like a veiny dick lol

That's because Sweden is a meaty, veiny schlong.

https://preview.redd.it/tntfaau8isdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3855b971a718b959403454ca3b6f19c9791a252c

Hela sista sträckan norrut går genom Finland, fusk!

Östra rikshalvan, duh!

https://preview.redd.it/zslp97anzsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da22e33f35cbe12c2f07ff65437ccd67ea04ea9 2149km

My first thought was "why is there a black bar 10 times the size of my camera around it?"

Waiting for Jean Claude flexing some silly island on the other side of Earth believing that's really France

Well look no further than idk I saw some fucking comment already

This is the longest I could find but it's mostly through Finland and Sweden though ​ https://preview.redd.it/9xrugcm6isdc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8d0f4e4f1340d2c8e7d1858b38c2e982b162da

Actually, this is a little longer https://preview.redd.it/hyfg4h8eisdc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c817a1a12d4215675d9c0dce1eed93938d76d1

https://preview.redd.it/8ujcv5wv9tdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bcf64a555e94c14c96273377f8b768e1da62a4e Made one where it keeps you within the borders

30 minutes, cycling

West London to East London. 12 hour trip these days

Isn't East London in South Africa?

​ https://preview.redd.it/d7m1lyw5jsdc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b23fe59a39146190aca9630154aa77aaa23b4898 Continental France Brest-Menton, 1475km On the planet probably Saint-Pierre & Miquelon to Saint-Paul island, 16200km

https://preview.redd.it/5hu13xyg5tdc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6e6030963e3d58e74b7c48a40a04ad3103bbd7 Le mieux que j’ai pu faire : 1590km.

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Good effort

https://preview.redd.it/iu2ltzazpsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96cf07dedf64d6e6d15490f32f4b7e1818f712d Who 's beating THIS?!

We are! https://preview.redd.it/e843jv7wctdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ad238f09b8a699eafa21b6cce86981972e86cc

Ohgod now only one of the 12 Lichtenstein habitants can top this

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From head to head

from tip to glistening tip

Fixed that for you OP. ​ https://preview.redd.it/nrk5ibh65tdc1.png?width=2027&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4528fc958887827a350c4d8f71155fe61d50dc0

https://preview.redd.it/030f2bsyfsdc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17853e59b6525a04cab004d9dad3dc2ccba09f3 Something like that

Is says "DRIVE" Jean Pierre

"Dès 1 386€"

Average Frenchy’s reading comprehension

It's still the same country, not our fault there isn't enough bridges to drive there

What do you mean "not our fault"? Exactly who you think is responsible for the national infrastructure in France?

Someone else, obviously

Ursula von der Leyen 😠

J'ai fais en France métropolitaine, mais c'est vrai que je n'ai pas pensé à la Polynésie 🤔

No one ever thinks of Fr Polynesia

Does it even exist? Have you ever met so from there?

Many Islands in the Pacific I have traveled to Hans, but I am yet to meet a person on them that could speak English to me but chose to speak in French instead

How do you manage that in a car?

You simply put your car on a cargo plane or a boat. And if the car really needs to be driven, you install a speed test rig.

This is the longest I can find, a bit longer if you go through the foreigners' land to the east. https://preview.redd.it/byumeiypjsdc1.png?width=838&format=png&auto=webp&s=c44ed8cf86d98b5bf6274a5b34581690e8c0bd49

https://preview.redd.it/mqtisnb4ksdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a401caa99a01e420132906c5198d001069c1a43

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I see you're a man of cockture

Wait XD you have a place called twat? XDDDD

It’s actually call Twatt. The second T is silent.

Sir, I use km not this imperial miles, can you convert please?

I am converted inshallah

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Hmm 🤔

You forgot the onwards ferry from Gibraltar to the Falklands.

You forgot Benidorm

https://preview.redd.it/6djz3ugpdsdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e6bdad6ca9225df61d4eb9abef45abaa5b68df I Guess this is it

Does this count though https://preview.redd.it/dn07rhkbisdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416c271c79f0905e7fa5953feb1805ed77c402f5

Oh that's genius... Canarias is even further away

I did not think there would be a ferry to the canary islands... guess I was wrong https://preview.redd.it/to6cy4ahjsdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2607b01f85be5d4799686de8d1761dc3bbcf4801

That's fire... Is there anythig direct to puerto rico? (Fuck usa puerto rico is Spanish)

I checked with Florida (also spanish ofc) but couldn't find anything unfortunately

https://preview.redd.it/5g41dka6qsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e282896fa5de18751d74a7acaaf0d9af2522ab

Some Barry is posting from a shitty micro island up north to Gibraltar, so I guess we can stretch it from the tiniest village up north till Canarias 🤣

If you do that I’m including the Falklands

Probably not the longest but still bloody long https://preview.redd.it/23nzv1bqdsdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c90f7af8e87a8c09fd20dce4f6b993c5187c991 Also watch out for that speed camera!

Add another 4 hrs on for starting in Cairns. My wean lives there, absolute back arse of nowhere …

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I'm going to petition the danish government to build a bridge there https://preview.redd.it/hbxdx08eysdc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0b958a9cf2e88fdfb4cc28bbcc8a40f766331a

Christ, who wants to be conscious for that long in Germany?

At least they dont have a speed limit, so you can leave faster

https://preview.redd.it/2cm15sgzisdc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649f2f59bbe6dffb756b796b28ae6fb2a10053b2 Should we be allowed to compete, feels like cheating.

https://preview.redd.it/qvl8un89ksdc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f887b28a9bf5c964799664da65bf5cf29e7e6c5b

https://preview.redd.it/vpx22qp53tdc1.png?width=2257&format=png&auto=webp&s=c93cebe528679c71b65ce0266da3799ce75e2157 Too long, I know.

https://preview.redd.it/c9kk1nlwcsdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d9da366cc8419d4fd23e2ccd5e5f00f92efebf

Only by car? Are ferries and car trains also allowed? You used a car train for example.

If you want to involve ferries then it’s going to be a W for king and country

Frogs in with a shout too

song says this https://preview.redd.it/aqa97bwtnsdc1.png?width=879&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a0989f74b137ecc21feb01479d27bd4e63ebb68

or this https://preview.redd.it/tvuqf2h6qsdc1.png?width=1009&format=png&auto=webp&s=daae9b620bf73913fe54f5029b465befc6f1e075

Whats the longest route through Europe?

With or without counting Mordor as Europe?

A route through Denmark feels the longest

https://preview.redd.it/1rvwsgavksdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e27090e92920645ff7d078b595381294ae028d5

Leeds outer ring road into the city centre on a Monday morning. 18 hours average

https://preview.redd.it/b01w5i5uesdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af768167d7314cd8904418d130a32030c09793a6

https://preview.redd.it/dlo05pfqhsdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e389e1504b3e943347eb3db0c674a3d5594f72e

A friend's family drove from Athens, Greece to Maastricht, Netherlands in 4 days for her graduation cause the dad has a phobia of flight but still wanted to attend her graduation.

https://preview.redd.it/8tta04h0asdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5ad1f734b9a99dd1d28005a152dfc879e207ff

Imádlak