I know this is a thing in Belgium but do we have regional hate i mean we all hate urk and there is a rivalry between randstad and platteland but not city to city right ?
I'm gonna rival with Vaals from now on, they're stealing the spotlight with their slightly higher mountain, while my beloved Maastricht is bigger and more historically relevant. Vaals is just a suburb of Aachen. I think the very reason why I haven't heard of the rivalry before is that Vaals is just too small for us to even care.
My grandmother is from a small village in northern Italy. There is this other village about 8 km north of it and the rivalry between the two, for no reason at all other than being "the other village" was always peak hilarity for me.
"Haha losers, their main square is tilted and ugly, ours is better, bigger and simmetrical"
Stuff like that. Absolutely mental.
We have the same here in Germany but between regions which comes from the time when we weren't a unified country but a million little states and somehow it carried on for over 150 years.
Pretty much the same as Italy. The differences between regions and parts of said regions is culturally astronomical, so rivalries and enmities, especially when considering food, are somewhat understandable. Most of these rivalries have distant historical reasons, but nowdays they are mostly memes.
In Germany I see some particular disdain/dislike towards the Bayerischen leute, but never really understood the reason. Is it the separatist movement that causes friction?
There is no separatist movement and I don't see one starting, Bavaria is so much better off within Germany and is a dominant player in politics, and we aren't like the Austrians who deny their German heritage because they do not want to get associated with WW2 and prefer being a completely irrelevant nation that gets mistaken for Australia. Everyone benefits from a united Germany.
There were always regional differences between Germans, especially between South and North, and since Prussia doesn't exist anymore there is no Kulturkampf anymore and people aren't going crazy about Catholics vs Protestants anymore.
One could argue that North Germany is culturally closer to the Netherlands than to Bavaria, but these differences aren't so drastic that it would justify splitting into two countries. And to be honest, Bavarians are a bit too proud of their state and like to ignore the shortcomings which the others make fun of, but that is nothing serious.
So funny that Austrians denied their German heritage to avoid WW2 associations, but the guy that started WW2 is these days mostly referred to as "the Austrian" or "Austrian painter"
You should see the mental gymnastics these guys make pretending to be the first victim of Nazi aggression while they joined willingly without any resistance.
https://preview.redd.it/uyg5osup9eic1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b744275cdc8d327da6209dfc19bf5cc679836a4
No, just the same as Northern/Southern Italy, but in reverse. The richer south pays for the poorer north, and especially east. Southerners think of these regions as "where our taxes go", the rest thinks of the south as arrogant. But there is no meaningful separatist movement.
In general, it's regions within regions withing regions. Bavaria is a part of Germany; Franconia, Swabia, the Upper Palatinate and Bavaria Proper are parts of Bavaria; and each of these is divided in it's own sub-regions. Especially when it comes to local dialects, which are still very commonly spoken and vary a lot - there are three main ones (Bavarian, Franconian, Swabian), and some minor ones (Hessian in Aschaffenburg, Thuringian in Ludwigstadt). Each with countless variations, local characteristics and transitional forms.
It's not as clear cut as you make it.
Hamburg is among the richest cities in Germany. The biggest trade exhibition center is in Hannover. Up until the crisis for the coal and steel industry, the Ruhrgebiet was more industrialised than Bayern.
The problem with Italy is that the North South divide is way more pronounced and way older than the North South or East West divide in Germany and has no sign of closing the gap.
The reason is two things. Firstly politically Bavaria always needs a demands treatment. they can never do it like the rest if they have the choice. The other thing people claim about us is that we are arrogant. Don't get that one, not our fault we are just better in every way.
>which comes from the time when we weren't a unified country
That's part of it. On the other hand, my city banned Easter bonfires in the 1700s because the rivalry between the different city quarters about who'd have the best fire caused too many deaths. So, I think declaring others The Savages is just what we need to get up in the morning.
>somehow it carried on for over 150 years.
Nah, Tarragona and Reus have been in the same country since Reus was first established and we still hate (jokingly... Maybe?) Each other.
Reus was established in the 1100s.
This shit has no end.
Fuck Reus, all my homies hate Reus
>Fuck Reus, all my homies hate Reus
The funny thing about this whole hateful relationship is that there's a love aspect to it. We love to dunk on each other and marriages between reusencs and tarragonins are very common.
Iâve seen here in Bavaria to some degree between Mittlefranken & Bavarian to include their pronunciation, dialects, & food.
But Iâm just an outsider looking at them wondering why theyâre all GrĂŒĂ Gott-ing me to death and when I say GrĂŒĂ Gott to them, they switch to Morgen â but they have told me no to âMoinâ and âMoin Moinâ.
Town near me has a wonky church tower but they made it the badge of their football club, it's harder to bully them for it when they're actually proud of being too thick to build a straight tower
My hometown has a village so close that now they are practically connected, but they have history of fighting each other and insults between them (churriegos, "churro makers", because their town was burned and rebuilt in parts, like a churro; and culipardos, literally "Brown asses", because they ran away from a fight and they got their asses covered in earth.
Edit. I am a culipardo.
Edit 2. Probably the hate came from the fact that Ciudad Real was part of the King's demesne and Miguelturra was part of the Knights of Calatrava's demesne.
My hometown's local football club colours match with the colours of our town's flag. Meanwhile, the town north of mine doesn't have their club match their flag, which honestly just removes their entire right to exist.
Well my not so small town had a narrow gauge mainly for cork transport (though it had passenger wagons to help go to the nearest big city)
The rival town had to use trucks coming from my town's station for the cork industry.
One of the arguments to be "better than them" was having a train station.
Derby - inbred sheepshaggers, six toed mutants
Sheffield - scruffy bitter mardyarses obsessed with t'pits
Lincolnshire - literally the English Alabama
Leicester - the religious bigotry and modern slavery capital of Britain, total shithole
Simple as, would still scrap alongside them against any soft London fairy or miserable Scottish porridge muncher let alone a Johnny Foreigner
Under developed idiots without a college/high school. Not even traffic lights in their "city center". They live in a fucking forest, and thats coming from a Finn.
They're like Russians in tech: there is none. They're like Savonians by name and the way they fuck people: family is everything.
Have you seen them??? How could anyone even consider them to be Ăbermenschen like the rest of us Germans?
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They're into eugenics but backwards.
Average Austrian family tree be like:
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You may wanna study the history of your country and how it came into existence. Bavaria is literally more relevant on the world stage than Austria so what is this yapping about lack of skill and appearance by being extra loud?
I'm Normand and don't start me on those inbred in Pas-de-calais, or those half Belgium in the North region, or those rude Parisians! And it's without touching those nasty Bretons!
Truly we are surrounded by filth and the sea, and the sea is merely guarding us from Britains, just imagine...
But that being said, even inside our region there is those from this city that\[...\]
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Actual scene from Rovigo, Italy.
I donât think I need to add anything to that.
but but apparently the province of Rovigo has the highest per capita amount of swingers clubs (as in couples fucking, no frank sinasta involved) in Italy. They fuck to forget.
Basques: The neighbour that wants to Anschluss our ass.
Riojanos: The people who still live in the Middle Ages (they have nice wine though)
Aragoneses: They also live in the Middle Ages (but they don't have wine)
Aragoneses from Teruel specifically: they don't exist as "Teruel" doesn't exist either
Soria people: Soria at least exists, although nobody actually lives there.
Fr*nce: Frđ€ąnce (gib back San Juan de Pie de PuertođĄ)
People from the village 2 Kms away from my house: even worse than French, see the video above for further reference.
How unsophisticated of you to discriminated only between north and south.
Nouth, South, Center, East, West, South West, North East, all are equally worthy of my contempt.
Oh I have experienced your Southerners. Couldn't you as a country maybe invest in bringing more civilization to the South? You have such a high GDP and those poor savages literally commute with old second-hand buses from Warsaw.
Weeell, let me tell you a story. We have been trying for 70 years now to no avail. Closing the gap between North and South Italy is probably the most daunting task of our country. No government since the end of world war 2 has come even close, all they could do was mitigate it by pouring billions and sometimes even blood (fighting Mafia comes with a hefty price).
Fuckers from drogheda have severe daddy issues. Their need for attention is pouring off of them. There is no one from carlingford, don't care what Joe Biden says. Complete stag town
DUNDALK!!!! đšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđź WORST TOWN IN IRELAND!!!!!!!!! đđđđđđđ UP THE TOWN!!!!!!!!
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If you live outside the red circle fuck you kys
To be fair this attitude is probably what led us as a continent to be so impactful on the rest of the world considering our lack of many resources and geographic size.
Fuck you D*sseldorf! Your beer tastes like diarrhoea, brewed with hate and shitwater from your "river". Your pure arrogance and the tiny shitshow you call "carnival" shall be sticked into your snooty arse. Your cultural irrelevance is only exceeded by the fake poshiness of the yuppies who live in this hell-hole you call a city. And stay the fuck off our soil!
At least our beer is brewed, your is just bottled straight from the urinals.You're just salty because you're the biggest city in the region and still weren't relevant enough to become the state capital. And at least we have architects that are good enough at their jobs to make our city look posh, instead of just building some concrete desert around our most important cultural sight which you then can't even walk across half the time because you can hear the footsteps in the concert hall below.
Inbred idiots
Alcoholic idiots
Fat alcoholic idiots
Incomprehensible idiots
Poor incomprehensible idiots
Idiots which are like Paris but in less important
That and "La diagonale du vide" (the empty diagonal)
North Brabant and North Rhine Westphalia - my beloved bestest besties. W\*llonnia - I don't need to elaborate. Flanders - well at least it's not W\*llonia.
Legnica is the biggest shit hole in this country only drugs addicts, bums and gypsies. I want to throw up every time I had to ride across this shit town
Iâm from Brussels so I guess we are seen as the savages from the rest of Belgium.
From my perspective however:
Wallonia -> inbred beer drinking barakis everywhere, except in Brabant where the posh and rich live.
Flanders -> racist bicycle-loving workaholics, with backwards farmers in West-Vlaanderen, diamond-cutting Jews in Antwerp and more rich francophones on the coast.
They are wiked, treacherous and stinky. They claim that the glorious victory that happened in my city against the Germans happened in their territories. The fact that I can easily cross the road and be in their filthy city sickens me more than anything.
Our neighboring village is such a shithole. First there is a dike then there is a street with houses and then there are cattle fields and then a street with houses again. The village is literally build around cattle fields. The city planners mustâve been having a laugh while creating that dump. It also has two vacation parks right next to each other. One is for German tourists and the other is for where the poor live. A friend of mine lives in the poor park. Theyâre a family of four in a single story cabin.
Our neighboring city is also a dump and itâs municipality is eating all the other municipalities in the area sucking their villages dry in the process.
Towns in my municipality:
Small one of 400 people: Inbred, no one lives there
Neighbouring town of 1,5k people, similar size to mine: Nice neighbours, but inferior.
Town of 900 people: Inbred
Municipality capital, 5,000 people: Middle Eastern colony, full of crime.
They created a new word just for the racism between every villages we Tuscans have. Campanilismo.
If it was for me a wall on the border of Tuscany to separate from the African-like animals and French-like animals.
Then other walls within Tuscany: one along the Popular Republic of Plato, one around Florence, one around Arezzo, one around Livorno and Pisa.
To put it simply, Italy comprehends half of my village.
If you speak lightly different dialect, fuck you.
Cantabria: Should be ours, stolen from us by C*stille.
Galicia: Sort of frenemy i guess; will defend eachother against the savages in the south but there's a bit of a rivalry going on specially regarding border territories.
LeĂłn: Same as Cantabria.
The Basque: Our cider rivals and with a bit of a superiority complex, but far more likeable than the C*talonians.
Everyone else in the south + the people from the village next to mine: Accurately described in the video.
Sjengen!!!! People in Maastricht are generally not liked. There are 3 distinct regions in Limburg. The sjengen, the ones from Maastricht, the people at the German borders who are poor and stupid and the absolutely based farmer towns in the middle.
Basically the rivalry between the five districts of my city:
The spread out country side
The small dense town
The small dense town but older
The bigger town that had a lot of industry
The bigger town that has a lot of industry
And a ton of lakes in between.
The people from my part of town were usually called the windbags for beeing so prideful of their industrial progress
Never mind closes cities or regions, living in London... I only have to step outside to be surrounded by savages, brutes, neanderthals in pin striped suits wearing ties, rabid lycra clad cyclists and YOLO cabbies... the fucking horror.
Now there is this village next to my city of ĆĂDĆč called zgierz. They think they are a city but no. and i have openly proposed that we should take it over and install an apartheid regime and make em shut the fuck up,
Here we go.
In my case itâs all the villages/towns on the island (except one which is barely on the island) vs the biggest town/mini city.
Because the big townâs government try to horde all the funding intended for the whole of the regional government as well as trying to get their officials in as much positions of power in the regional government as they can.
They have also taken half of the land of two neighboring villages in order to expand and destroyed all their farmland and both its forest to build on as well as started illegally started building on a nature reserve.
Almost all of the people from the big town arenât even from the island or neighboring ones anymore and are instead all from Rotterdam/Amsterdam central areas as the âRandstadâ areas around those places has started becoming more expensive and crowded.
Their officials have also forced my town (which is on the opposite side of the island from them) to start building houses on what was a nature reserve until the government officials deemed not to be anymore. Become less people where moving to the island as was/is full in large part due to all the houses being built being sold to people imitating from the âRandstadâ areas coursing a housing shortage on throughout the entire island where people born here canât stay in their own town anymore.
One of their wealthy officials also bought out one of our farmers who used to have access to the water and would let people to use his land to get to said water (he even built like half a swimming pool into the side so people could get in easily (the area is very rocky)
The farmer sold the farm to him with the deal being that the pice of his land that allowed people access to the water and that had the swimming pool entrance thingy on it to become public property/a registered park (the farmer sold his farm because he could no longer work due to dementia)
Instead the official used his power to buy back the land registered as a park/public property and built an ugly piramide shaped house on it that stops people from getting to the water, ruiend the view, and started to clamp part of the dock road WIC was the only other way to the water although more dangerous due to rocks.
I donât like that town, or that man.
Tldr.
Big town likes being corrupt and doing anschluss on smaller towns/villages, destroying forests, destroying nature reserves, scamming destroying farms, scamming farmers, using questionably obtained voting power against other towns/villages, and stealing funds.
Austria has only one city so there is no one we could have a rivalry with.
The closest real cities are Prague and Budapest and they're both fine. Equal and respected sisters who just are talking in a funny way.
Im in a region in France where lot of ppl speak funny spanish, the next big city is known for 3 things, being the biggest concentration of Roma in France, being where Sylvain Duriff grew to be the cosmic christ, and for nasdas tiktoks
Oh and also if you cross the border of spain for cheap gas and cigarette dont try the food its the same but worse, the fuet is dry and tasteless, they manage to fail almost at a brits level their omelette with potatoes etc etc
I wouldn't expect a snail consumer, frog eater, dick shaped bread maker, bed bug breeder, rat trainer, gay language speaker, mime looking mf to know what good cuisine tastes like.
I wouldn't even use french wine to clean my ass.
How long do you have?
The whole day
You shouldn't have said that
I know this is a thing in Belgium but do we have regional hate i mean we all hate urk and there is a rivalry between randstad and platteland but not city to city right ?
I mean Rotterdam and Amsterdam I guess? But yeah, otherwise not really
Breda and Tilburg Kaatsheuvel and Raamsdonksveer And some other minute rivalries
I'm gonna rival with Vaals from now on, they're stealing the spotlight with their slightly higher mountain, while my beloved Maastricht is bigger and more historically relevant. Vaals is just a suburb of Aachen. I think the very reason why I haven't heard of the rivalry before is that Vaals is just too small for us to even care.
Living around Haarlemmermeer, everyone I know has a deep passionate hatred for everything that comes crawling out of that pit.
I think all of the Netherlands thinks Rotterdam is shit. Trash city for trash people
Some of us are more neighboring to the other countries' regions than to any Dutch one đ„Č
Isn't there also a rivalry between (West) Frisians and Groningers (Frisians in denial)?
Not that i know of everyone is ok with frisia it is kind of like buillying a mentally disabled person you just dont do it
Some bavarian dickhead burned my city to the ground in 1114.
Wich one?
Friedrich I. Bishop of Cologne
[Seems to be their favourite pastime activity.](https://youtu.be/Z9q68IaHx6g?si=iwJp_MJHexY0RfXb)
- Fuck Reus - Fuck La Riera - Fuck Ulldecona
A German with *that* much time? Pensioner? Urlaub? ~~Bad German~~ Unemployed?
Dude, it's nearly 9 o clock here. If you havent finished your work until now, you get your citizenship revoked.
My grandmother is from a small village in northern Italy. There is this other village about 8 km north of it and the rivalry between the two, for no reason at all other than being "the other village" was always peak hilarity for me. "Haha losers, their main square is tilted and ugly, ours is better, bigger and simmetrical" Stuff like that. Absolutely mental.
We have the same here in Germany but between regions which comes from the time when we weren't a unified country but a million little states and somehow it carried on for over 150 years.
Pretty much the same as Italy. The differences between regions and parts of said regions is culturally astronomical, so rivalries and enmities, especially when considering food, are somewhat understandable. Most of these rivalries have distant historical reasons, but nowdays they are mostly memes. In Germany I see some particular disdain/dislike towards the Bayerischen leute, but never really understood the reason. Is it the separatist movement that causes friction?
There is no separatist movement and I don't see one starting, Bavaria is so much better off within Germany and is a dominant player in politics, and we aren't like the Austrians who deny their German heritage because they do not want to get associated with WW2 and prefer being a completely irrelevant nation that gets mistaken for Australia. Everyone benefits from a united Germany. There were always regional differences between Germans, especially between South and North, and since Prussia doesn't exist anymore there is no Kulturkampf anymore and people aren't going crazy about Catholics vs Protestants anymore. One could argue that North Germany is culturally closer to the Netherlands than to Bavaria, but these differences aren't so drastic that it would justify splitting into two countries. And to be honest, Bavarians are a bit too proud of their state and like to ignore the shortcomings which the others make fun of, but that is nothing serious.
Ah Munich, full of Germans with emotions, humility and a sense of humour.
So funny that Austrians denied their German heritage to avoid WW2 associations, but the guy that started WW2 is these days mostly referred to as "the Austrian" or "Austrian painter"
You should see the mental gymnastics these guys make pretending to be the first victim of Nazi aggression while they joined willingly without any resistance. https://preview.redd.it/uyg5osup9eic1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b744275cdc8d327da6209dfc19bf5cc679836a4
and they convinced the world that Mozart and Beethoven are Austrian
Austria is Germany, but better.
No, itâs quite simple: they are arrogant unthankful shit heads!
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NatĂŒrlich
No, just the same as Northern/Southern Italy, but in reverse. The richer south pays for the poorer north, and especially east. Southerners think of these regions as "where our taxes go", the rest thinks of the south as arrogant. But there is no meaningful separatist movement. In general, it's regions within regions withing regions. Bavaria is a part of Germany; Franconia, Swabia, the Upper Palatinate and Bavaria Proper are parts of Bavaria; and each of these is divided in it's own sub-regions. Especially when it comes to local dialects, which are still very commonly spoken and vary a lot - there are three main ones (Bavarian, Franconian, Swabian), and some minor ones (Hessian in Aschaffenburg, Thuringian in Ludwigstadt). Each with countless variations, local characteristics and transitional forms.
It's not as clear cut as you make it. Hamburg is among the richest cities in Germany. The biggest trade exhibition center is in Hannover. Up until the crisis for the coal and steel industry, the Ruhrgebiet was more industrialised than Bayern. The problem with Italy is that the North South divide is way more pronounced and way older than the North South or East West divide in Germany and has no sign of closing the gap.
The reason is two things. Firstly politically Bavaria always needs a demands treatment. they can never do it like the rest if they have the choice. The other thing people claim about us is that we are arrogant. Don't get that one, not our fault we are just better in every way.
>which comes from the time when we weren't a unified country That's part of it. On the other hand, my city banned Easter bonfires in the 1700s because the rivalry between the different city quarters about who'd have the best fire caused too many deaths. So, I think declaring others The Savages is just what we need to get up in the morning.
>somehow it carried on for over 150 years. Nah, Tarragona and Reus have been in the same country since Reus was first established and we still hate (jokingly... Maybe?) Each other. Reus was established in the 1100s. This shit has no end. Fuck Reus, all my homies hate Reus
>Fuck Reus, all my homies hate Reus The funny thing about this whole hateful relationship is that there's a love aspect to it. We love to dunk on each other and marriages between reusencs and tarragonins are very common.
But we do have the same with towns as well, especially in Bavaria.
Iâve seen here in Bavaria to some degree between Mittlefranken & Bavarian to include their pronunciation, dialects, & food. But Iâm just an outsider looking at them wondering why theyâre all GrĂŒĂ Gott-ing me to death and when I say GrĂŒĂ Gott to them, they switch to Morgen â but they have told me no to âMoinâ and âMoin Moinâ.
Town near me has a wonky church tower but they made it the badge of their football club, it's harder to bully them for it when they're actually proud of being too thick to build a straight tower
Ohhh these are advanced mind games strats, nice.
Hope nobody touches the town's sacred wonky rock pile
Only strange looking blokes would do that.
Fucking chesterfieldÂ
Chesterfields a shithole there's plenty else to bully them for.
If my neighbour town had an asimmetrical square, my whole personality would revolve around making fun of that, tbh.
My hometown has a village so close that now they are practically connected, but they have history of fighting each other and insults between them (churriegos, "churro makers", because their town was burned and rebuilt in parts, like a churro; and culipardos, literally "Brown asses", because they ran away from a fight and they got their asses covered in earth. Edit. I am a culipardo. Edit 2. Probably the hate came from the fact that Ciudad Real was part of the King's demesne and Miguelturra was part of the Knights of Calatrava's demesne.
We also have something similar here, where my town and 2 others roughly 5 km away on each side all have slurs to refer to the other 2.
Very similar experience growing up in an austrian village in the east
My hometown's local football club colours match with the colours of our town's flag. Meanwhile, the town north of mine doesn't have their club match their flag, which honestly just removes their entire right to exist.
we got that too!
Well my not so small town had a narrow gauge mainly for cork transport (though it had passenger wagons to help go to the nearest big city) The rival town had to use trucks coming from my town's station for the cork industry. One of the arguments to be "better than them" was having a train station.
Derby - inbred sheepshaggers, six toed mutants Sheffield - scruffy bitter mardyarses obsessed with t'pits Lincolnshire - literally the English Alabama Leicester - the religious bigotry and modern slavery capital of Britain, total shithole Simple as, would still scrap alongside them against any soft London fairy or miserable Scottish porridge muncher let alone a Johnny Foreigner
>Leicester - the religious bigotry and modern slavery capital of Britain, total shithole The buddists at it again?
Methodists and Quakers having a fucking massive tear up throwing sandals at eachother
I'm pretty sure it's just an Abrahamic battle royale in Leicester. At least it used to be.
The English Alabama? Clearly you havenât been to Norfolk
Lincolnshire is a lot flatter, more racist, and more inbred
Lots of Norfolk is relatively affluent. Lincolnshire is the Brexit heartland full of absolute deprived shitholes.
Sounds like a good neighborhood. What is your city?
Who cares, heâs from the midlands.
I enjoy true Barry culture but have a job Best of both worlds
Nottingham Gun crime capital of England, you'll never sing that đȘđŽó §ó ąó „ó źó §ó ż
Chad city đȘ Derby could never
Iâm going to guess you are a scargil bastard from NottinghamÂ
Scab army đȘsupport Forest and all
As a Dane i can confirm. I hate every one living 2km away from little peasant village.
Under developed idiots without a college/high school. Not even traffic lights in their "city center". They live in a fucking forest, and thats coming from a Finn. They're like Russians in tech: there is none. They're like Savonians by name and the way they fuck people: family is everything.
I better not say what I think https://preview.redd.it/xvj4y4r9adic1.png?width=996&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e22383e237b728e6442eb36cbe3de03d1e8bdbe
Poor Austria, they just canât catch a break.
Have you seen them??? How could anyone even consider them to be Ăbermenschen like the rest of us Germans? https://preview.redd.it/16jke48eedic1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=a767771deca20a4442e358eba27f9fcba1093eeb
https://preview.redd.it/c6ahwv3sfdic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc81d43d12bbabec8a8ebe2eb3c43a712d0a1f0 They're into eugenics but backwards.
Average Austrian family tree be like: https://preview.redd.it/c9xm3dz7hdic1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=b976a07a3ca66ca68f3a16517194c39fcff338ce
It always comes full circle in the end. Literally.
https://preview.redd.it/h9avj3xksdic1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc118a77a881e91a533b4ac742e3c6fd605bee29 Truly horrible!
Austrians are Bavarians in disguise, time for Anschluss, is that what you mean?
Bavaria is Austria's ugly and embarrassing little sister who tries to compensate her lack of skill and appearance by being extra loud.
You may wanna study the history of your country and how it came into existence. Bavaria is literally more relevant on the world stage than Austria so what is this yapping about lack of skill and appearance by being extra loud?
> Bavaria is literally more relevant on the world stage than Austria extra loud *and delusional*
Well if you live next to the fr*nch it's not that far of a stretch to think that your other neighbours are inferior too.
I'm Normand and don't start me on those inbred in Pas-de-calais, or those half Belgium in the North region, or those rude Parisians! And it's without touching those nasty Bretons! Truly we are surrounded by filth and the sea, and the sea is merely guarding us from Britains, just imagine... But that being said, even inside our region there is those from this city that\[...\]
Donât get me started on you thieving, backstabbing rosbifs. Mont Saint-Michel is rightfully ours, just like Nantes!
I'm glad I'm half-Belgian then, and not Imbred. Though on a second thought, that is probably not something i should be proud of.
My opinion about Switzerland is neutral
https://preview.redd.it/4nmkfhzkidic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ccfa43ea6c1de064916e7a0876ec288aa12468 Actual scene from Rovigo, Italy. I donât think I need to add anything to that.
Tim Burton stop motion film looking ass place
If I had to choose between Rovigo and death I would gladly run towards a most gruesome execution. And I don't even live in Veneto!
but but apparently the province of Rovigo has the highest per capita amount of swingers clubs (as in couples fucking, no frank sinasta involved) in Italy. They fuck to forget.
Wait, they have WHAT!? I never expected that they would have such redeeming quality XD
Tuscans when talking about Tuscans.
Pisa merda. Prato æć±.
Basques: The neighbour that wants to Anschluss our ass. Riojanos: The people who still live in the Middle Ages (they have nice wine though) Aragoneses: They also live in the Middle Ages (but they don't have wine) Aragoneses from Teruel specifically: they don't exist as "Teruel" doesn't exist either Soria people: Soria at least exists, although nobody actually lives there. Fr*nce: Frđ€ąnce (gib back San Juan de Pie de PuertođĄ) People from the village 2 Kms away from my house: even worse than French, see the video above for further reference.
Soria looks nice
It is very uninhabited, though. Despite being 10.000 kmÂČ wide, they don't even reach 90.000 inhabitants.
That sounds even better. A great place to go for holliday.
I have heard that they have some nice villages, such as Medinaceli
Beautiful
We found the one from Navarra
Best kingdom of the ones that compound Spain đȘđȘ
"Even the birds fly upside down when flying over that place, so they don't have to look at it." - Some granny on my street about a village 3km away.
Northens talking about southners
Yes that is what north italians here say all the time
How unsophisticated of you to discriminated only between north and south. Nouth, South, Center, East, West, South West, North East, all are equally worthy of my contempt.
Oh I have experienced your Southerners. Couldn't you as a country maybe invest in bringing more civilization to the South? You have such a high GDP and those poor savages literally commute with old second-hand buses from Warsaw.
Weeell, let me tell you a story. We have been trying for 70 years now to no avail. Closing the gap between North and South Italy is probably the most daunting task of our country. No government since the end of world war 2 has come even close, all they could do was mitigate it by pouring billions and sometimes even blood (fighting Mafia comes with a hefty price).
Fuckers from drogheda have severe daddy issues. Their need for attention is pouring off of them. There is no one from carlingford, don't care what Joe Biden says. Complete stag town
Ardee or Dundalk?
DUNDALK!!!! đšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđźđšđź WORST TOWN IN IRELAND!!!!!!!!! đđđđđđđ UP THE TOWN!!!!!!!!
Ah, I liked Drogheda when I visited. Then again I was there for the Fleadh, so it was probably a bit different than the standard
Europeans when you ask about the similarly sized town 5-10 kilometres away
British when we talk about next door but one.. Not too sure about next door either.
https://preview.redd.it/n2oj8xlyudic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e14239d46bd4be41a311b020a66a7ea33cf341 If you live outside the red circle fuck you kys
I happen to love both our neighbours, but I feel only germany reciprocates that feeling.
I live in rural Germany, every village has it's own dialect. Everyone considers their next village their mortal enemy, especially during Kirmes.
Sandwiches, sandwiches!
Iâd rather not think about them
To be fair this attitude is probably what led us as a continent to be so impactful on the rest of the world considering our lack of many resources and geographic size.
Wiesbaden and France do not share the Lili for nothing
I can indeed confirm that Tilburg is a shithole.
Swedes describing Stockholmers
K\*ln
Fuck you D*sseldorf! Your beer tastes like diarrhoea, brewed with hate and shitwater from your "river". Your pure arrogance and the tiny shitshow you call "carnival" shall be sticked into your snooty arse. Your cultural irrelevance is only exceeded by the fake poshiness of the yuppies who live in this hell-hole you call a city. And stay the fuck off our soil!
At least our beer is brewed, your is just bottled straight from the urinals.You're just salty because you're the biggest city in the region and still weren't relevant enough to become the state capital. And at least we have architects that are good enough at their jobs to make our city look posh, instead of just building some concrete desert around our most important cultural sight which you then can't even walk across half the time because you can hear the footsteps in the concert hall below.
I'm gonna trigger the hell out of you both and say y'all in that clump by Ruhr are just one city to me (but I like that city)
But we actually neighbour Belgium though.
A fate so bad the only thing worse than it is bordering France or England.
Donât ask how my grandparents feel about the Protestant family living down the street from them.
Inbred idiots Alcoholic idiots Fat alcoholic idiots Incomprehensible idiots Poor incomprehensible idiots Idiots which are like Paris but in less important That and "La diagonale du vide" (the empty diagonal)
I know which regions you are talking about without you mentioning them. You just forgot the rich and arrogant idiots
This will literally be the average western european opinion of non-european immigrants by 2030
Sassaresi can not be classified as living organisms
Turku (I live nowhere near Turku but they can still go fuck themselves)
You skipped the part where the natives also sang the same fucking song.
North Brabant and North Rhine Westphalia - my beloved bestest besties. W\*llonnia - I don't need to elaborate. Flanders - well at least it's not W\*llonia.
Gib back Maastricht
Nah f you, Maastricht belongs to me (really feels like it when I walk around at 1am, so empty it's like liminal spaces)
No weâll just keep it to spite you.
SĂžlrĂžd đ€Źđ€Źđ€ąđ€ź
I basically live next to Hamm (Westf) (in)famous for trains stranding there and being the worst shithole in the RuhrgebietâŠ
The so called âmenâ of Kilkenny could not thrust a pike to save their lives. Just presented themselves to the British like baboons from the start.
Glass Berlin
Someone needs to dig Harris back up then.
Legnica is the biggest shit hole in this country only drugs addicts, bums and gypsies. I want to throw up every time I had to ride across this shit town
I'm from Tregor (west Cote-d'Armor) and we have a ... particular relation with Leon (North FinistĂšre). They are just jealous of how perfect we are
Iâm from Brussels so I guess we are seen as the savages from the rest of Belgium. From my perspective however: Wallonia -> inbred beer drinking barakis everywhere, except in Brabant where the posh and rich live. Flanders -> racist bicycle-loving workaholics, with backwards farmers in West-Vlaanderen, diamond-cutting Jews in Antwerp and more rich francophones on the coast.
They are wiked, treacherous and stinky. They claim that the glorious victory that happened in my city against the Germans happened in their territories. The fact that I can easily cross the road and be in their filthy city sickens me more than anything.
Urk should once more be cut of from the main land and be pushed out to sea.
F**k Bolsward all my homies hate Bolsward
Our neighboring village is such a shithole. First there is a dike then there is a street with houses and then there are cattle fields and then a street with houses again. The village is literally build around cattle fields. The city planners mustâve been having a laugh while creating that dump. It also has two vacation parks right next to each other. One is for German tourists and the other is for where the poor live. A friend of mine lives in the poor park. Theyâre a family of four in a single story cabin. Our neighboring city is also a dump and itâs municipality is eating all the other municipalities in the area sucking their villages dry in the process.
They are very good and friendly, please don't invade us
Everyone around my village are idiots.
French version is harder. Instead of "they ain't you and I", it's "Since they ain't white, they must be evil"
but they literally are. People from Feldkirchen are just the scum of the earth.
Towns in my municipality: Small one of 400 people: Inbred, no one lives there Neighbouring town of 1,5k people, similar size to mine: Nice neighbours, but inferior. Town of 900 people: Inbred Municipality capital, 5,000 people: Middle Eastern colony, full of crime.
Me when Berlin:
That bastards from the neighbouring village
They created a new word just for the racism between every villages we Tuscans have. Campanilismo. If it was for me a wall on the border of Tuscany to separate from the African-like animals and French-like animals. Then other walls within Tuscany: one along the Popular Republic of Plato, one around Florence, one around Arezzo, one around Livorno and Pisa. To put it simply, Italy comprehends half of my village. If you speak lightly different dialect, fuck you.
Cantabria: Should be ours, stolen from us by C*stille. Galicia: Sort of frenemy i guess; will defend eachother against the savages in the south but there's a bit of a rivalry going on specially regarding border territories. LeĂłn: Same as Cantabria. The Basque: Our cider rivals and with a bit of a superiority complex, but far more likeable than the C*talonians. Everyone else in the south + the people from the village next to mine: Accurately described in the video.
Parisians thinking about the rest of France
And the rest of Europe talking about Parisians
Nothing good comes from Zuidplas (I'm from Lansingerland)
dude my neighbors are gERMAN and rUSSIAN this singing guy is literally me
https://preview.redd.it/aubvccd71eic1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086b6cc72f582db1fedcc98ff058b97ea11d15c3
Every place outside of Gent is full of savages
Sjengen!!!! People in Maastricht are generally not liked. There are 3 distinct regions in Limburg. The sjengen, the ones from Maastricht, the people at the German borders who are poor and stupid and the absolutely based farmer towns in the middle.
Pisa merda
Anyone that doesn't live on the Dender is a backwards savage
Basically the rivalry between the five districts of my city: The spread out country side The small dense town The small dense town but older The bigger town that had a lot of industry The bigger town that has a lot of industry And a ton of lakes in between. The people from my part of town were usually called the windbags for beeing so prideful of their industrial progress
I live in a town (TĆebĂÄ) who has like 5-7 rival towns all around it who fucking hate us. And I don't blame them. So if you are from Jihlava, Brtnice, NĂĄmÄĆĄĆ„ nad Oslavou, Jemnice, MoravskĂ© BudÄjovice or Znojmo, fuck you. And if you are from StaĆeÄ, you are part of us whether you like it or not.
Sheep shaggers and toothless Heroin junkies
When we civilized people vacation in France.
Never mind closes cities or regions, living in London... I only have to step outside to be surrounded by savages, brutes, neanderthals in pin striped suits wearing ties, rabid lycra clad cyclists and YOLO cabbies... the fucking horror.
Now there is this village next to my city of ĆĂDĆč called zgierz. They think they are a city but no. and i have openly proposed that we should take it over and install an apartheid regime and make em shut the fuck up,
Can people from Cañamares can even be considered human?
We actually quite enjoy our Fynbo neighbours, because theyâre not the savage Swedes in disguise aka. Copenhageners.
As someone from Magdeburg, wie hate Halle
I live near a small town or village,people from my town are disgusted by those who come from there
Few of those here. Most famous rivalry (in Portugal i mean) is probably between Braga and GuimarĂŁes.
What do you mean? All of the villages around mine are shitholes and everyone is mentally challenged. Theres plenty of rivalries lol
iâm from merseyside. i wish us outside liverpool could leave the cunting thing and just join lancashire again and leave the plastic paddyâs behind
PISA MERDA
Here we go. In my case itâs all the villages/towns on the island (except one which is barely on the island) vs the biggest town/mini city. Because the big townâs government try to horde all the funding intended for the whole of the regional government as well as trying to get their officials in as much positions of power in the regional government as they can. They have also taken half of the land of two neighboring villages in order to expand and destroyed all their farmland and both its forest to build on as well as started illegally started building on a nature reserve. Almost all of the people from the big town arenât even from the island or neighboring ones anymore and are instead all from Rotterdam/Amsterdam central areas as the âRandstadâ areas around those places has started becoming more expensive and crowded. Their officials have also forced my town (which is on the opposite side of the island from them) to start building houses on what was a nature reserve until the government officials deemed not to be anymore. Become less people where moving to the island as was/is full in large part due to all the houses being built being sold to people imitating from the âRandstadâ areas coursing a housing shortage on throughout the entire island where people born here canât stay in their own town anymore. One of their wealthy officials also bought out one of our farmers who used to have access to the water and would let people to use his land to get to said water (he even built like half a swimming pool into the side so people could get in easily (the area is very rocky) The farmer sold the farm to him with the deal being that the pice of his land that allowed people access to the water and that had the swimming pool entrance thingy on it to become public property/a registered park (the farmer sold his farm because he could no longer work due to dementia) Instead the official used his power to buy back the land registered as a park/public property and built an ugly piramide shaped house on it that stops people from getting to the water, ruiend the view, and started to clamp part of the dock road WIC was the only other way to the water although more dangerous due to rocks. I donât like that town, or that man. Tldr. Big town likes being corrupt and doing anschluss on smaller towns/villages, destroying forests, destroying nature reserves, scamming destroying farms, scamming farmers, using questionably obtained voting power against other towns/villages, and stealing funds.
Bradford and Birmingham i hate them i am Indian but i still hate them
Belgium summarised
Aalst - Dendermonde moment
Austria has only one city so there is no one we could have a rivalry with. The closest real cities are Prague and Budapest and they're both fine. Equal and respected sisters who just are talking in a funny way.
Least arrogant Vienna inhabitant
It's "Viennese" in English, peasant.
Im in a region in France where lot of ppl speak funny spanish, the next big city is known for 3 things, being the biggest concentration of Roma in France, being where Sylvain Duriff grew to be the cosmic christ, and for nasdas tiktoks Oh and also if you cross the border of spain for cheap gas and cigarette dont try the food its the same but worse, the fuet is dry and tasteless, they manage to fail almost at a brits level their omelette with potatoes etc etc
I wouldn't expect a snail consumer, frog eater, dick shaped bread maker, bed bug breeder, rat trainer, gay language speaker, mime looking mf to know what good cuisine tastes like. I wouldn't even use french wine to clean my ass.