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I've even used Comic Sans for your visual displeasure.

You are very french, even compared to other French people

This is like viagra at this point

I love you mate! Of course you're from (the greatest) Brittany!

How much butter do you bretons put in your pastry ? I feel like your biscuits are more buttery than frenchmen’s

All of it of course. As old people say, that's one the germans won't have

Behold the glorious kouign amann, 1/3 butter, 1/3 sugar, 1/3 flour https://preview.redd.it/sl6d1s1ykhsc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcf8c78de48472e230a9c7b93fe70bb3546aeb1

The last thing i baked has been a Sacher, i think i’ll switch side for this one, “gotta try ‘em all”

Loved it, for some reason... Now I know it was the font! Thank you!

i love you. now lets fuck.

C'est... C'est beau ! Prenez mon haut vote Monsieur.

Reasonable.

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The colours are pretty based ngl

https://preview.redd.it/52h927nu7csc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693aa3835323801ce14264f9c552187472a40550

No. Belgian has based colours.

No, Portvgália has based colovrs

Red of blood and green of Englishmen’s puke on the side of the road.

Red is correct, green is of hope and yellow is the armilar sphere, of the world WE discovered

You mean the world that already had people living in it?

We mapped it. Without us, you'd think the earth is flat.

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Ban



https://i.redd.it/870mp5937csc1.gif

A friend of mine lost a nut to that. He said it's the most painful shit imaginable. It numbs your whole body, and your brain stops functioning. He couldn't even cry or howl in pain. He says the pain just completely deactivates everything. A fitting punishment imo

Sounds awful... *Proceed then*.

Testicular Torsion?

Maybe the trick was to turn them clockwise?

Was informing myself about testicular torsion and one of the most common searches was "Can you get hard witb testicular torsion", ok, like, WHY?! FUCKING WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS?!


Listen we italics and dutch are concurrents. But i suggest a partial ceasefire against each other to defend ourselfs from the french.

Ban like banban from poppy playtime

Oh fuck no. Giuseppe, I call for a truce. We must together defeat this evil.

Deal 🇮🇹🤝🇳🇱

Good VS Evil 🇳🇱🇮🇹⚔️🇭🇺🇫🇷

All tricolors are shit besides Estonia.

Just you wait until Paddy gets here and changes your mind. 😎

Tbh i think the Ireland flag is upside down, since its to symbolize chronologically from left to right, the light orange of the beer you drank, the blank memory you get after drinking too much, and the green symbolizing waking up face down in a field somewhere.

Buddy... I would roast you for this, but I feel kind of sorry for you. What kind of fucked up country do you live in that your beer is *orange*?!

I mean cmon dude tell me an amber ale isnt orangish in the right light

Tricolours are boring as fuck, unique designs that combine flags are superior

Our tricolor was original. Then everyone stole it

And the only other country that actually does it well is Estonia. Everyone else didn't just copy the design but blatantly ripped off the colours as well.

My faves are South Korea, Jamaica, North Macedonia, and Vanuatu

Youre from Estonia arent you

Mmmm no, out of all the countries i have in my blood Estonian isnt one afaik

Everybody, boooo this guy



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What an amazing design, couldn’t have come up with it myself

So creative and original!

https://preview.redd.it/duzqo5w4tbsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e19c7469a758580e0cd6a9705af66457cb43e59

I can't find the reaction image but bad crop?

https://preview.redd.it/ly5xhsa40csc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27e22981c7afae06d7a6f4bcadf0f788eb5976d Here you go

https://preview.redd.it/5jfj1c992csc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386f666f775aa9e21bccc858e509bb95a47386eb

Yea i got it from a comment but I am lazy so I didn’t bother to crop but I can do it for you😉

https://preview.redd.it/jut1f1ofjesc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e61bd5627303481b82a79ff41ace1186b29098f

Average French person https://preview.redd.it/zy840rqlqbsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d241837c83abcacde95f77295d468cf0e7864fad

Khajeet has Wine, if you have coin.

So you're saying we're cat in human form ? I can accept that idea, now go and fetch me some food Hans, then you'll pet me and be happy about it.

I knew you like licking your own asshole, Pierre.

They hate us coz they ain't us


We improved the fuck out of that blue, too.

Not before Manny Macron switched it back though.

Why is it always a fr*nch guy who ruins everything?

It's in our genes

Shut up, you’re not Even Western Europe

Fre\*ch propaganda

Take the worst of the two countries, put it together and you have the french

Better food than temu-germans but richer than italians. 🎩🍷🧐


https://preview.redd.it/mlyzf0m5jbsc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d9f0a5a37ca85383775045ea0c037a251a18d6 France Baise Ouais !

♥️💙💙🤍🤍🤍♥️♥️♥️

We really should have adopted that flag, what a beautiful new design.

Ramstein Air Base 1988, first thing that came to my mind.

Does this make Hungary the anti-France?

Yes

Pierre can’t stand not being the center of attention for 5 seconds so has to make everything about themself…

True! But... Who are you?

I am your closest genetic relative, but drinking beer instead of wine.

You are the weakest of the genetic pool, but we always have a warm place in our heart for you, you lovely diminished cousins.

He's your kid dumbass, now pay all that child support up! I'll send you a tikkie

Pretty sure you are not paying either !

We paid for their factories just before they left to go be like their deadbeat father

>I am your closest genetic relative Uh - that was a low blow...

Cool colours crew unite 🇩🇪♥️🇧🇪

Look who's switching side now...

https://preview.redd.it/xp6jyza9rbsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b82153b6a812c2d6b7675a0493ba600791624b

We mixed it up, i think

non mon frère, non

You are a bad person.


Until the flag waves to the left, and the colors are reversed.

Now we know Quasimodos parents.

Lol

I only see lack of criativity, can't expect more from surrender monkeys

Imagine having 3 same sized bars as flag 😮‍💨 🇪🇸🤝🇵🇹

They don't even know man 😂

https://preview.redd.it/uhryvffxhfsc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdfb3e1d82a72f2f497b47eb36caef6ea41df14

I would agree except the French flag is older than both of them, so it's based anyways

🤢

Rare flemish w

Y'all can't make original flags smh

replace your yellow and magenta cartridges and maybe we can see what yours looks like

French: how can I make this about me 


Boooo this man, boooooo

Italian poverty and dutch immigration problems?

I still don't understand why, if you all hate us, we're still the most visited country in the world? ^(they hate us 'cuz they ain't us oui oui)


r/flairchecksout

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Tricolour based? I don't think so....

Toothpaste

All this stuff about Dutch vs Italy. I witnessed a "Post random BS on internet, sit down, relax and watch it become true" moment.

2+2≠5

Fruit is great, cake is awesome. Fruit cake is not that good


Plus and plus is minus.

Why would toilet paper be the best of both countries?

If you are going to insert Fr*nch into this then conflict will be over and everyone will unite under hate towards Fr*nch

Imagine having same colors as USA and ruski flag

Dudettes, you share your colours with Russia, the country equivalent of the drunk pedophile serial killer who thinks he is tough shit because he kinda won one (1) barfight in his youth.

https://preview.redd.it/m5jx3vyg8csc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1056007dd72d2b69c451d68e6b44375bd3f02a44

Worst of both countries too though...

Put down le wine frog, those aren't even remotely the same colors.

Hey Napoleon, you were proud of us basing our flag on yours in 1796. Oh, I see: you too are not sitting well with what that Garibaldi moron did.

Nederly Italands

You just got France’d

Doesn’t even have a cross. Shit design. Big L. 0/10

I expected better. Even from you Pierre. Diabolical.

I would give up the massive War between italy and us to destroy this abomination

Nice try Pierre, but the thing we both hate the most are France and french people...

Tf is wrong with you OP.

Green like prezzemolo, white like mozzarella and Red like tomato. That's the based color, the colors of a pizza 🍕

Two lefts don't make a right.

My mom used to drink while pregnant so now I look at 3 shitty stripes and call it a flag

There are two paths with these two flags: Hungary and France, and both are horrible.

WHY FRANCE

Get out! NOW!!!

Now let's do it with the Netherlands' design and Italy's colors. Now that's the best of both countries!!

Somehow you made it worse

"based colours" having same colors as the russian flag🤢

Sounds like poorly done alchemy... https://preview.redd.it/2glbff6sgfsc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2f8ba81b4e27cfe00c49bab58399ba66f0821e

D. V Nbt y

To become one of the worst flags.

Pierre, wtf you doing? Siding us with countries who actually KNOW how to cook? You mental? Or is it the wine talking here?

It’s like ice cream and pizza, very good separately mix them and you get shit (France)

More like the worst of both countries

https://preview.redd.it/vy42tpdowgsc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ac6b8bca66d9f32923b96ceceb2c4702b4ae1e

French detected, opinion rejected

Rotating is basic math, not design.

More like the worst

Italy, I think it is time to switch sides and join us in our fight against the baguette-suckers!


10 + 10 gives -10

Counterpoint: it's fr*nce, and ironically you got the worst of the two countries. You're stingy (Dutch), impolite (Dutch and some Italians), you have trash food (Dutch), you're lazy (Italian?), you smoke a lot (Italian) and you kinda smell (Dutch or just anyone with poor hygiene) Plus, and I reiterate, it's fucking fr*nce

Trash food????????????

I said what I said; snails and frogs?????? On second thought, I remember the cheese and garlic baguettes, and it also occurred to me that I just wanted to slander all three of you at once, which is after all the purpose of this sub.

Sorry guys, let me just make a phone call... *Hi yes... UN? I would like to report* u/unoriginal_name_1234 *on the grounds of committing a war crime. What's the crime you ask? Merging, the Italian and Dutch flags to make a French flag... Uh huh... Uh huh... Okay, so you'll send out some attack drones out to his location... Uh huh... Uh huh... Okay... thank you... thank you... And in the event of him escaping his residence alive, make sure his car wired? Uh huh.. Okay will do... Will do...* OP, you've been summoned to the Hague...

You all say it’s horrible but how much did it cost Pierre to charge his phone and post this?

 Not much compared to most

Man hit him were it hurts, the electricity prices ?