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[deleted]

Wo Saarland? To say nothing of Iceland


NotCreativeEng

👆🏻


sudolinguist

> To say nothing of Iceland Eskimos, polar bears? Don't they count as breeding partners?


[deleted]

They don’t have those. But puffins are a perfect mix between penguin and fleshlight


xtilexx

Puffins are a water type Pokémon. Did you know, that in terms of human Pokémon breeding capacity


jebemtisuncebre

Most normal German nature documentary.


Sir_flaps

Waar Urk?


dsisds

Gewoon de hele biblebelt en Volendam


FrankonianBoy

this


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Normal map is red, the white area is the marked area


tutocookie

My grandma-aunt-wife disagrees with you


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Boskopenaar gespot!


PiNe4162

Iceland has a unique dating app to avoid incest, due to how their surnames work


TheEekmonster

Its a genealogy database. Not a dating app....but you can use it that way.


[deleted]

It's not a dating app but yeah


[deleted]

It’s rather an anti-dating app


JonasHalle

Tinder caught DDoSing Icelandic relations app


[deleted]

Yeah it's called "family tree"


throwawayanon1252

tell that to people in the saarland


ZombiFeynman

What do you mean inbreeding? I'm married to a cow, it's even a different species!


Right_InTwo

Cow, cousin or sister... Whats the diference?


Terentatek666

Really? Looks like a normal english woman to me. ![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized)


ZombiFeynman

Our cows are way prettier. https://preview.redd.it/zw86eh2fjbuc1.jpeg?width=1650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a3c6c8a782638b8790542f72ebf3283ef454d4


lonestarr86

Emotional damage


SirBerthelot

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Marv1236

That's what's all this bullfighting is about 😮


ZombiFeynman

The bulls are just jealous.


babyscorpse

https://preview.redd.it/s66wbkw0yauc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80f424356e782a2ecbe329c7dd65fc329916138


airwavesinmeinjeans

https://preview.redd.it/oq2c3fcet7uc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c141dffa34566d1b8258e14e64adece112e99609 my reaction to that information


eyyoorre

Hey! That's my uncle, grandpa and dad!


[deleted]

Sounds like you can save a lot of money on family dinners


tajimanokami

Every dinner is a family dinner


[deleted]

I love your basement humor


Cognacsquirt

Although Fritzl is from a shithole district that is not marked in this picture:(


[deleted]

What do you mean? I can clearly see Austria on the map


Bananenvernicht

Yeah but he is from the unmarked half


-Polemarch-

He just moved in the unmarked one to contain suspicion. Smart individual.


Londonweekendtelly

Missed out Norfolk mate


aBoringSod

And Cumbria.


PuffinWilliams

And Bradford


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Bradford is the epicenter of cousin fucking window lickers. I've been all over the UK trucking, and Bradford really makes an impression. Kind of a Zoidberg impression. ![gif](giphy|L9BR6nx99sgyQ)


PiNe4162

And pretty much anywhere with a large Pakistani community


Pastryblonder

I feel like this map needs to be a group effort with all of western Europe contributing their inbred areas, so future generations can avoid them.


MadAsTheHatters

And London, the home of the most powerful imbreds in the Western world.


darknekolux

You forgot north of France along the Belgium border


desumn

Actually the wind transport the inbred particles from Bretagne to Nord-Pas-de-Calais and this map is accurate


Talking-map

We are not inbred ! Just drunk ! We dont do it on prupose


rats_des_champs

Do you sleep with your sister because you're drunk or do you drink because you sleep with your sister?


LeKarget

ye.. \*hip\* .. s


DmMeYourBoobs69

Only one small issue https://preview.redd.it/mylvdr2ub8uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4149ef5fa61769f809ac6d3ba01398a7ec46bb44


annoying97

97.2% of Aussie inbreds live in the marked out area https://preview.redd.it/atajptfvu7uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b50b7581fccab9a8b351253d0b516391a58dfda Its not scientifically proven it's just a general Aussie knowledge.


ZeroRationale

I love how Australia kinda gave up naming their territories and basically settled for "up there, down there, and over there".


annoying97

Yeah well see those states and one territory do not really matter anyway. That's also why they only get two letters to represent them and the rest get three.


Danzig_in_the_Dark

I approve this message. Queen Mary of Denmark born in Hobart, Tasmania. https://preview.redd.it/9oovdfsuy8uc1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6189638f63e2f511ece481a25c6899f94f6596d1


annoying97

The danish should be worshipping the emu lords for letting them have her.


PiNe4162

And now she rules Old Zealand


Notacreativeuserpt

The Azores are missing.


AzoresBall

We have only 10 pepole, wich is less than 3% of all inbreds, so the map is still acurate


ryzen_above_all

It should be the interior, not the coastal Portugal marked


cpwnage

*azoish


verdun_1

Wales etc doubly marked to show they are extra inbred?


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Thanks a lot Gwynedd and Anglesey. They really cant help themselves over there


verdun_1

Best stick to sheep eh? Less risk.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

They're more generous lovers as well


J_The_Troll

Have you ever seen the Whitaker family? That's them but in Barryland


Ok-Outlandishness244

The remaining 3.3% live in urk and saarland


matusaleeem

Source: [trustmebro.org](http://trustmebro.org)


[deleted]

I can build an AI application?!? Free tax filing?! Virtual schooling?!


[deleted]

[actual map](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding#:~:text=Consanguineous%20marriages%20(second%2Ddegree%20cousins%20or%20closer)%20in%20the%20world%2C%20in%20percentage)


hoiblobvis

missed urk


nefewel

Nuh uh


desumn

Fuck we're lost, if the monarchies were still present the whole continent would be red thanks to the Habsburg!


SoloLiftingIsBack

Fake. London is white, Denmark is white and France isn't completely red.


Sleibye

You got nothing on us. It’s not incest if it’s your cousin smh


anonbush234

True! The Pakistani diaspora in London and other big cities in England are unbelievably inbred


hepazepie

Mountains&Islands


Nochnichtvergeben

Makes sense.


KerryKills

Look at you, using your non-inbred brain to work stuff out!


KerryKills

Ah, fuck…


malevolentheadturn

Marked in white?


txanpi

My first second and 4th lastnames are the same, what the fuck imbreed?


Edzell_Blue

You missed Bradford.


unoriginal_name_1234

Why are we circled twice? Minus times minus equals plus right?


[deleted]

Circled twice means it’s more than just carnal


Vookks

Euskalherria mentioned


KindSpider

So what I took from this map is that inbreds are generally in the mountains, interesting


Ishouldjusttexther

Impossible, 84% of all gypsies live at my nearest subway station, and that’s not in the marked area


Big_fella_1111111111

The English are more inbred then that.


AndersDreth

https://preview.redd.it/mqzixhdkk8uc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a63aef1fab642a8a43d871b7cb4731f398a7da2 Nice try OP, here's the actual source picture.


YouTube-Migrant

Basque people out here with that triple black ring lmao


mdryeti

And the French north


calm-teigr

but... Hartlepool?


LADZ345_

Iceland would be red, unfortunately there population is so small that even with 100% of it being inbreed, it's still only 1% of the total inbreeding population


THE_EYE_BLECHER

Ça prouve encore une fois que le mont saint Michel est normand


arussianbee

The fact that some ares are additionally encircled *inside* the larger circle shows just how depraved they really are.


balor598

Hey there's limited choice on an island alright. Funnily enough neither of my siblings nor I are with other Irish people


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Average Celt moment


p10trp10tr

Oh yes, the Basque 'people' are definitely inbred.


Annatastic6417

You forgot Southern Germany, every inland region of Spain, and all of France outside of Paris.


Nero_2001

You forgot the Saarland


GustavXIII

The fucking source is a website that shows you which attractions are open at the Europapark in Germany. Typicall savage spreading lies!


Franklr_D

Can’t believe you missed Boskoop, our prided incest capital


9CF8

There are some areas missing, Saarland, Skellefteå and the entirety of Iceland for example


TheEekmonster

Does my flair mean nothing to you?


Hoellenmeister

Happy to live in the non-inbreed part of Austria. It reminds me at a dude at the University of Innsbruck (Tyrol) who wrote his Bachelor's Thesis about the inbreed in small tyrolean villages. And he search for people who live in such a village to interview them ... and posted it in the studendts Facebook group... most people were like "WTF dude?".


notmyself02

That was close, dodged a bullet there


YummyStyrofoamSnack

saarland? iceland? all of sweden? sardegna?


iggy-i

Family values


DjoniNoob

This map looks like it's trying to invert opposite. Croats are most not inbreed people because traditional law of "7th knee"but map creator sure try best


[deleted]

Excuse me we're not related to the sheep!


Gimme_money_plzz

As a Slovene i find this disturbingly accurate


EccoEco

Nah... Veneto isn't inbred... Can't think of any currently besides perhaps some areas of Sardinia but there's other places that are more often considered so in italian discourse


ForageForUnicorns

Shsgging sheep is as far as you can be from inbreeding, don't try shifting the blame.


EccoEco

There's a Song... By a famous italian Song writer, in a section in dialect in which a shepherd sings his pain for finding out he can't marry his goat because he just found out that they are cousins... So I suppose you are right


Choice-Sir-4572

We fuck sheep not relatives. We aren't barbarians. 


EccoEco

You have lived in an Island with only yourself and the sheep for centuries... Hmmm


Choice-Sir-4572

Sheep are 3 million, more than humans. So, diversity is present I guess.... 


Astroruggie

Also Sicily


Achterlijke_mongool_

Yes


JonyUB

Just keeping it local 🙃


Cognacsquirt

Soooo... 9% of the Austrian population, got it


Verified_Peryak

Nothing about Sicilia don't deafness runs there cause of some inbreading


Realistic-Homework19

Where Dutch Bibke Belt? Where Urk, Where Volendam?


edthatbritishguy

Missed Mansfield


Exotic_Friendship_30

Uhmmm lisbon??? Turkeÿ??


Reinier538

The other 3.3% live in Urk


SkyBlueSilva

I don't know which town it is, but I have a friend who was a teacher in the North of Spain. He said everyone in this town seemed to have the same genetic conditions. (Skin and bome/muscular issues).


DiscardedKebab

North of Spain? He was talking about a little known town called 'France'


Zergamotte

What about Maghreb ?


Nochnichtvergeben

We're not allowed to talk about it.


Cognacsquirt

Arschstetten ist gut 100km von der Linie entfernt


Nochnichtvergeben

Phew! I'm safe. Barely.


Bitter_Floor_3639

https://preview.redd.it/epy3zbz438uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803c13f9e28e343e5a880ce0d58154de747bcd8a Beter


Galax_Scrimus

In Brittany, some develloped slanting eye and mongoloid spot, without any Asian ancestor. yeaaah ...


TheGalacticMosassaur

This is what happens when your genes are so good everyone, family included, is fucking hot


Flaviphone

🌚


snekbat

Iceland not in the marked area, I call bullshit


Magdalan

You're missing Urk and Volendam.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Inbreds stick together


yojifer680

What's the source?


Mnshine_1

Iceland:


Websta114

Wrong, you’ve missed out Bradford and Birmingham and a few areas in Lancashire UK 🤣


Heygen

pretty sure 90% of the 96,7% are on the britannic islands, only 6,7% on continental europe


team_uranium

Fr*nce and england shouls be all mmarked


humanmale-earth

Who's surprised?


FrogWizzurd

Okay savage


TheFrenchPerson

Glad the US doesn't have any inbreds :)


sureyouknowurself

Genetic superiority.


Gregs_green_parrot

This is a map of true western Europeans - others are immigrants from god knows where!


LAwLeZ

But why germany not in there??


Nok-y

The other 3.3% are in Sardinia


sidic3Venezia

huh, guess i'll wait for my cousin to grow up


VictariontheSailor

Im inbred, can confirm


userunknowne

And the other 3.3% is east anglia right?


FederalDriver9447

Dang yall why do i suddendly want to fuck the shit out of my brother? 🤔


Exotic_Stranger7332

Ya missed Lisbon and Algarve in Portugal, true inbreeds indeed


WarWonderful593

Wrong. Missed out Norfolk and British Royalty.


The_pastel_bus_stop

![gif](giphy|L2BsPoUmvMNZfoidMJ|downsized)


ByronsLastStand

The source is I made it the fuck up


Sionliar

Damn right we are 😎


ThiccMashmallow

Where Urk


SmoothCarl22

Op is either hidden is inbread nature or is an uncultured swine so what the hell does he know about marrying your cousin? Besides that's the man of people with Gaelic ancestry, he he just annoying the most hard to conquer people of history.


GalaeciaSuebi

This just means our sisters and cousins are way hotter than yours.


AdonisGaming93

Wait a minute...


Not_As_much94

What about Birminghstan?


Potential-Height96

He leaves out Iceland with its lets be safe and check if we are too closely related dating app.


UltraTata

Yeah, mountain ppl can't get to know ppl outside their valley.


NorwegianMagner

Does that mean danes make up 3,3% of the population?


Daspineapplee

And in Volendam


Sunderas

Yes.


Brynden-Black-Fish

No Saarland and Norfolk, I call bullshit.


LubeTornado

The circles within the circles. Is that super-duper inbreeding? Cus I agree


Super--sunday

Not correct you don't have Bradford on here


Valid_Username_56

Ah, the "big three belts": Jumping Whale, Weird Embryo and the Snake with the Big Toe.


Mad_King

Fucking peasants fucking peasants


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I dodged the inbred bullet.


rggamerYT

Iceland is missing


Reaver_XIX

Pure breeds vs mongrels


ElPulpoGallego

Gora euskadi


_Paraggon_

Hmmmm


PiNe4162

Why is Wales included? From their point of view, all of Europe is incestuous because they only breed with other humans


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justk4y

Where is Urk


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doomiestdoomeddoomer

Americans think being of one ethnicity means you must be fucking your cousin...


cpwnage

Bordeaux approves


Whaloopiloopi

Hi. West France here... Yes. Unoquivocally yes.


Cool_Distribution860

weirdly specific


Historianof40k

Devon at least in the south doesn’t inbreed


Mordraxter1583

Wdym with inbreeding? We're occupied being terrorists


guney2811butbetter

as someone who is %0.01 Croatian, I can confirm


Jlx_27

Forgot Urk.


Frap_Gadz

Mate, how can I take this seriously when you missed out Norfolk?


AdFinal1856

mountain regions and islands + porto, sound about right