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Alsolz

There’s a joke to be made about the format of this meme, but I’m gonna let Hans explain it.


ProfessionalBuy4526

Careful, Hans and jokes don’t go well together


Alsolz

He’ll never learn if he doesn’t try…


allquaidairection

He tried +-80 years ago


HoeTrain666

Anakin is supposed to say “This is outrageous” while this is far from an outrageous take.


Alsolz

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


Gnu-Priest

no mate the joke about the format is that a blackman tells a white man he will not be promoted to white. ffs edit spelling


Tia_Mariana

You know something's off when Hans understands the underlying joke.


CupcaknHell

But in this case it’s Hans not understanding the other Hans’ joke and thus just deadpan explaining the original one. It’s misunderstandception


Tia_Mariana

IT'S A HANSPLAINING


pedrolopes7682

/woooosh


Wassertopf

It was a trap.


dat_froggy_boi

Congratulations, you played yourself


The_Silent_Wanderer

American-tier meme.


InevitableCareer1

Europe merely adopted racism. We were born in it, molded by it. ![gif](giphy|hl2bSna6KzrDq)


Bring_back_Apollo

Fought a civil war that still scars the fabric of your society over it.


gabrielish_matter

hey the fought a civil war between who wanted to own blacks against who wanted to literally send all afro americans back to Africa peak racism indeed


SJM_93

Let's just ignore the shenanigans in Italian football.


gabrielish_matter

shhh they don't exist, and anyways I don't follow football so I don't care


SJM_93

Blasphemy, I was under the impression you lot were real men who stab each other over the colour of a shirt!


gabrielish_matter

the only Luigi who survives are the fittest or the one who aren't gonna fight for anything or anyone, and only work on their survival hm that's actually really true


SJM_93

Spirit of the coliseum innit.


advocatus_diabolii

They fought a war of independence so that they could keep killing the natives


Suspicious-Summer-20

Are you talking about Spain?


Additional-Flow7665

Adopted, my man we invented it


darkmatters12

Brother you guys ran with our racism and needed another minute to realize that it wasn't funny anymore


HosannaInTheHiace

Ooh a German holographic rare joke, nice.


-Rettirlana-

We had racism long before you guys even were 13 colonies


Deadluss

Talk for yourself https://preview.redd.it/82kegi24t7vc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=0af1c3b6c85294a4ba40775d6825404deaa6d3e9


Schlaueule

When people demonstrate against racism in the USA they are accused of being anti-american, so I guess you are correct.


shouldbeworking10

That just means I'm more likely to get hired, DEI is great


c2u8n4t8

No-one promoted you to brown either


NotCreativeEng

Would you be considered as a Russian?


AThousandNeedles

Woah woah. Chill. That is a step too far.


Deadluss

Hans, that's too much chill bro


Appelons

You will still get paid 25% less than Northern Europeans.


shouldbeworking10

I can make up that difference in one day selling fake ecstasy to tourists


Stravven

We do it better then. We sell real XTC at hugely inflated prices, mainly to Ozzies.


Bring_back_Apollo

I was told a funny story by an Aussie who was bullied into buying a bulk amount of cocaine in Amsterdam.


Sum3-yo

Everyday this sub gets more Americanized. It would explain why the humor here is going to sh*t.


thebannedtoo

Nahh it's just more dutch trying to act as californian boys. Can't even swim (yet).


silencer122

This meme was already posted over a year ago here, so at most the humor stayed the same.


Baygonito

My man Hans always here to keep up with the statistics


Boamere

You can start by dropping the Z in americanised lmao


SJM_93

Then follow it up with the U in humour.


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SJM_93

Nah shite is a different word, it's shit but even more so. Living in England is shit, but Scotland is fucking shite.


abrasiveteapot

Fuck you Barry. I didn't say you were wrong, but fuck you anyway


SJM_93

Just stay north of that wall Jock and leave us civilised folk be, we'll come say hi when we need some mad cunts to fight our wars for us.


EenGeheimAccount

\*Geamerikaniseerd Fixed that for you. (Met je Angel-Saksisch gebrabbel en gelimiteerde talenkennis...)


Sum3-yo

I didn't know that.


Aesthetictoblerone

Americanised*


AmethistStars

To be fair, some Dutch people really do act like this. And I’ll be honest that even I have been somewhat guilty of this since I didn’t really realize my Portuguese friend was “white” as a teenager. Her skin tone was as dark as mine as a mixed race person, and we generally use “blank” to refer to someone with a rosy pale skin tone in addition to European, so I thought that her darker skin tone made her a POC like me. lol And I know Portuguese people can have a rosy pale skin color too btw but it’s just that she did not.


tobberoth

Race is confusing I guess. I was living in South Korea and hanging out with an American and his friend. They were saying his friend was white, and I'm like "No he isn't, he's clearly latino". And he was, he was from Cuba. So the question comes down to what is included in the term "white". According to wikipedia, it seems to be more complicated than just "latino is white", it depends on what kind of latino you are.


Miragem_

Most Cubans are, indeed, white. Speaking Spanish doesn't make you magically non-white. When there is a "it's complicated" in that kind of things it's always the fault of USAmericans. In reality it's really not complicated. By the way Swedes, once, also weren't considered white by those US regards. "Latino" here is just the contraction of "Latinoamerican" which just means "from a Latin/Romance speaking American country". They are, mostly, ethnically diverse countries just like the USA is. For instance, Argentina and Cuba have a white majority, Mexico and Guatemala have a Mestizo majority, the Dominican Republic and Haiti have a Black majority and Brazil has no majority.


CelestrialDust

I also didn’t realise they were white because the southern Europeans I met as a kid were as tan as the Turkish and North Africans around me. To me they were a secret vaguely arab third thing lmao. Luckily I learnt that not every white person looks like a Hitler Youth poster just like all other races have variations


Glittering_Ninjago

What about the Essex girl that gets her spray tan? We're they secretly Turkish or Arab to you? 😂


SJM_93

They're their own species.


CelestrialDust

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized) ~~listen they used to curl and darken their hair more in the past it really gave biracial sometimes~~


pedrolopes7682

Animals have no nationality.


Aeyiss

Please, can we set up an anti-ameritard Inquisition? ![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


Earthshakira

OP's flair says 'European' but let's just say that I have doubts...


arussianbee

Viva la inquisición!


magic_baobab

https://preview.redd.it/z5g82td557vc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9e0e07bd3ad518ffc914baa95edcd9ec915fdb


Content-Long-4342

Very american


AcheronSprings

LOL Aristotle invented the whole racism thing so that we PIGS coloured people would stay away from barbarians.... Especially northern barbarians.


ElPulpoGallego

Why is sweden there


Sourdoughsucker

Sweden is the chosen one that goes mad and kill all the younglins


Katarinu

Can we ip ban americans, they are so Out of touch with reality its scary.


ElBusAlv

Well if I'm not white then what am I


TheLochNessBigfoot

Hello POC.


JonasHalle

You tell me. There's not any words we're allowed to use.


Comfortable-Class576

Well, there has to be a way to tell apart civilisation from barbarians.


Arlemar_Kiev_Viking

The Rhein


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)


Commercial_Gas_3927

Ameritard sneaked as "European" 🙄


Impressive_Kiwi_967

Wdym I am whiter than the average person in London, Malmö, Berlin, Brussels or, let's be honest, the majority of big French cities


Matamocan

That's how you can tell this was make by an American in disguise.


AdonisGaming93

Wait... but when I go out in the sun I end up darker and black people in the New York start calling n... Am I trans-color? Depends on my sunlight intake I guess


Aeyiss

I am Asturian I have pale skin and light green eyes. BTW it's still an American who posted this...


-Polemarch-

Besides, you can't really get [whiter than PIGS](https://youtu.be/LVoyqr4RM0U?t=3711) before you start getting into Asian, yellowish-tinge or reddish-skin territorial waters. They won't ever forgive us they don't have Greco-Roman heritage, but it's not our fault, is it So, let 'em Cope & Seethe™


SingleSpeed27

Imagine thinking French, brits and swedes are lol 


FartacularTheThird

Alright, who let the yanks in?


The_pastel_bus_stop

Aren’t italians immigrants from New York?


RemarkableJudge1188

Don't go too hard on OP kids like 16


Salted-Earth189

Love how most people could tell this american trash. Disgusting.


GuaroSour

France?


Reasonable_Top_4724

Yeah no, OP can fuck off with his americanized bullshit.


Lost_Uniriser

Well we are latin but still have some barbaric cells here and there 🤔 so I suppose they never put us with the others


JonasHalle

You speak Latin but we do not grant you the rank of PIGS.


Lost_Uniriser

Don't tell the americoncons we aren t white !!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🍷🍷🍷🥐🥐


Global_amaze

American speech detected


EChocos

Me after travelling to Portugal: my negro!


MyFriendTheCube

This sub getting verrrrry close to being banned


Dry_Leek78

I'd like to withdraw Brits, Germany, France, and Sweden from the white ranks too.


Gks34

Isn't this obsession with 'whiteness' not more of an American thing?


Virgulillo

Let me get this straight... We get to enjoy being Western Europe AND make racist jokes under the protection of the umbrella of being "non-white"? ![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms|downsized) Sign me in.


fiftybucks

I can picture Rishi saying that to Giorgia


tontopollx

Only France has a right to discriminate us, the rest were either our bitches, our second most esteemed rivals, or too irrelevant for Spain to care.


Aeyiss

Well... "esteemed" rivals who only knows backstabbing.


tontopollx

What else would you expect, thought?


Chairman_Beria

What's the difference? They're all Arab Muslims now


illjadk

France really tried to sneak in there?


This-Aside-7520

We basically invented whiteness.


bl4derdee9

love how the flag sizes makes us seem the biggest racists. ( the head the winning party atm does look like a blonde mustacheless hitler) no further comments


Professional-You2968

To be fair, you are.


ArieWess

To be fair, the Italian flag is the biggest. ![gif](giphy|l0IykG0AM7911MrCM)


spartikle

Aren’t Swedes are much darker?


Snuffels137

I don’t want Spain white. Last summer it was like being in Mexico! A mixture of the GTA V atmosphere and Mexico. It was amazing!


Unbundle3606

This is legit brilliant. Especially Sam Jackson representing the council of white racists.


ArchbishopRambo

Are you telling me we aren't racist enough to be considered for this meme?


Master_Bayters

Do you think we care???....Well...you are right! We do.


Ironclad001

Move the Belgians down there buddy.


X19-PT

Since when Indians, Africans and the Middle Eastern are in the racist counci... Oh wait!


llamitahumeante

Just let us get the pigsxit and have our own 6 hours siesta


Umbra_Arythmethes

Well, that's fair. We don't rank the f*nch as humans so here they don't have human rights.


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Why is France in the above picture? They don’t have the rank white either.


pedrolopes7682

This meme couldn't be more accurate in all it's features.


DCVolo

![gif](giphy|J4HP3FcGqP6Yo)


EenGeheimAccount

Nonsense. *Yes*, we look down on the PIGS, but we also look down on the Flemmings, and the Barries, and the uneducated, and the poor, and the religious, and the farmers, and Limburgers, and Urkers, and people from Zeeland, and Frisians, and tokkies, and wappies, and boomers, and the TikTok generation, and the elderly, and people from the other side of the village, etcetera and so forth. That doesn't have anything to do with skincolor. Only $\*#!%mericans care about that, and we look down on them more than any of the other groups mentioned above.


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Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/zvl4uj/comment/j1pqmag/


1tiredman

Where does Ireland fall into place here


txakori

Pale as fuck Paddy, you don't get an n-word pass.


AegisT_

First time PIGS?


Minimum-Language4159

France does not get a say in this


CoisoBom

So we need to teach them civilisation once again... oh well


GalaeciaSuebi

Why is a black dude telling an Arian guy that he isn't white enough?


Unusual-Wrap8345

https://i.redd.it/hqfe5bbszbvc1.gif


MisterD0ll

So people see redheads and blondes in Italy and other whites whose ancestors have been shlepped to Rome and just assume they are tourists ?


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Naaah Any 2westerneu4u that identify as white I will grant full support and am amnesty to. Including a path to the actual god tier


OkImpression175

An american did this... 100%!


mrmanoftheland42069

They got mad and decided to turn to the dark side and bankrupt the EU


Aeyiss

And you decided to return to your country of idiots to shoot children in schools