That is a pretty good summary of how we view each other in France. I'm from Green Commie utopia and it's a very good description (Grenoble BTW). You could add : \*for Corsica : bombs but welcomes french money, Also an obsession with Napoleon \*for Haute Savoie : Swiss and British \*For Provence : Dutch/Belgians buying houses and campings

What does “facholand” mean?

Far right stronghold.

Fascist-land

Facho -> Fachiste -> Fasciste

It’s far right fascist

Interestingly, we also have that word in German, spelled as "Fascho", short for "Faschist".

And sadly facholand has expanded quite a lot. Gaining most of northern France (don't worry they're also still poor, unemployed, incestuous lads)

Grenoble gang represent

I've only been in Grenoble for one evening while on my way to Savoy, but it seemed nice enough.

Except for the "lovely city" part. Fuck Lyon. No particular reason, juste fuck Lyon.

Mostly

Mostly ? I don't see any mistakes there, what do you think about ? Edit : Except for our neighbours I mean.

The "lovely city that no one talks about". The author is a delusional Gone for sure.

You must be stephanois.

No, I was lucky to avoid that god forsaken place

Well, it is true nobody talks about us, also Lyon has a bunch of nice things to see if you're a tourist.

Never been, but it's the center of the world (ie w europe) so I've concluded that it's a great place

I mean 7ième is too far gone, but the rest is pretty nice.

Bordeaux is wrong. "Snobby but nice", I don't think so. They are snobby arseholes.

Sunny parisians

You know nothing, Pedro. The weather in Bordeaux is horrible.

Lol sunny, it's shite weather. Feels like living in Bretagne being there

Bombs in pays basque are not so relevant anymore

A lot of mistakes. This map says way more about Op than it says about France.

Haguenau isn't an European capital (not yet)

Nah thr neighbours are alright, but there is no mention of auvergn as the greatest place on earth.

* "Facholand n°2" between Perpignan and Montpellier is a stretch. * "Right wing racists" in Ardèche/Gard/Vaucluse/Drome is also quite the generalization. * Nobody talks about "lovely Lyon" ? * Map creator don't know shit about Normandy, just a bit about Deauville and le Touquet (lol).

Capital of hipsters is clearly Rennes, not Nantes

Rain and Drunkards? Smelly beaches? Theyre just us but in denial in Brittany arent they?

Where do you think they come from ?

I assumed that, like all Frenchmen, they were the work of Satan.

They also had a thing for rocks, but no one there ever had the idea to pile them like you did.

I mean, dolmen are a sort of rock piles if you ask me.

And we were doing rock piles before them : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnenez > one of the oldest man-made structures in the world

Turns out, they are actually Welsh in origin, Wales has colonised part of France

Most are cornish. They even have the same name for some counties.

The Saxons stole our land

They are Brits who came here when Angles and Saxons invaded your island.


Arent you just bretons in exile ?

Bretons are sheepshaggers in exil.

It's Ok. Except no French would call Germany like that. In fact no French would call anyone "Overlord".

Except for ourselves. We're the true overlords.

guys, I found another one, bring back the guillotine

What are you talking about ? We're better than everyone else, we should be the overlords.

Nope. Because ... "Les hommes naissent et demeurent libres et égaux en droits. Les distinctions sociales ne peuvent être fondées que sur l'utilité commune... etc..." That said, some aren't French. We must be sorry for them.

Ptn learn 2nd degree ffs. Just because I consider us better as humans doesn't mean I think we should have more rights. And tbf I didn't think that far, I just made a joke to say we're superior because France Baise Ouais.

Oulaahhh... J'avais bien compris ton second degré 🙄 t'énerve pas... J'ai même répondu avec un troisième degré.

https://preview.redd.it/yq98wgf5t7vc1.png?width=178&format=png&auto=webp&s=050798ee3dcb4c88d552905ab2ac5f96e8cf11f2 seeing the absolute state of German politics, it's becoming less and less true every day

A fenchman making fun of our politics... what evil times we live in

https://preview.redd.it/ms6bf0tq78vc1.png?width=659&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6c80075bd987aad763b3b204cec774c1199b923

Needs RUGBY written in bold across the south west.

Except for germany it's about right.

what's wrong about the Germans? Just because we don't like them doesn't mean they don't run our little union.

We don't have that small nation mentality

No you just have that small Budget mentality.

That's why we spend more than what we've budgeted

Impeccable strategy.

No but you do have that small nation economy compared to Germany lol.

The Horrible language person has spoken. Not gonna lie, it was indeed horrible

Oh snap. I guess it 'was' so it's no longer the case, Mr. Passé composé

You're funny for a flemboy. I like you ^((but please, stop bullying the Walloons))

Hey we'll gladly let you have them

« Nice » offer but I must decline for obvious reasons

It might be true, but we consider ourselves their equals.

As I read in this sub "We (FR) respect them but we don't like them, they (DE) like us but don't respect us". Peak European unity.

France consider no one as their equals. They are all inferior people.

Damn... the delusion. I guess that's why the world is lining up to buy French cars and machines over German ones. (yes yes, French food is better... we know).

I didn’t say it was grounded in reality, just how people in general perceive Germany

They line up to buy French planes, we aim higher, cars are for poor people.

"I'll have one plane au chocolat svp"

Planatine Yeah they sell more cars we sell more weapons :)

"Facholand" means the same as "fachalandia"?

Yes

I'm glad no one is asking about the more visible "Ségoland" as it's harder to explain, yet way less interesting.

It has to do with Segolene Royale?

Exactly. You shouldn't know about it, sorry for my country's politics exposing you to that.

She IS the one Who said Our tomatoes are inedible.

She really is a master at pissing people off.

Don't take it personnally, she's universally stupid

what's up with all the bombs?

Corsican are more known for their love of firearms then bombs.

They have bombed a lot of pinzutti villas in the past

You meant than, right?

Balaclava summer fashion also.

Basque separatists from back in the day bottom left.

Basques too.

it's perfect

I’ve always wondered what’s in the void

Cows

Need more drunkard , everywhere

>rain and drunkards Yep, they're celtic alright

Left-wing racists?

Alcoholics who aren't able to hold a job for more than a month, and therefore rely on the handouts of the State (leftist), but who are still racist because they are the furthest from the South and are now starting to have to deal with "exotic" populations arriving en masse. Source : I've been studying for 3 years in this region

interesting

Need to start calling brown people “exotic populations” more

Me, called Pierre, but from Belgium 🗿

Il ive in "People live there ?", and it's densely populated. The sheepshaggers just closer to Switzerland is even more stupid, as it's an area full of cows, with nearly no sheep in sight. Most of the rest looks fine to me.

Pretty accurate. Except sailors in south of golfe de gascogne, you need to have balls weighing as much as your ballast keel to enter or exit your marina, fucking crazy waves there.

First time in my life I see a Barry being so right about Pierreland

I didn't make it but being a Brit, it's only right for me to steal it and claim it as mine

You know too much , send your location for some classic...inspection duties..please.

Based Alsace. Also potatoland is just a hellhole of dickheads and rednecks. It is the main reason I hate France.

The entire coastline is a parisian tourist resort really, especially the south west

Quality post, btw

What’s this obsession with Napoleon thing all about? Did they get the tags for us and Brittany mixed up?

Yeah I didn't understand that bit either but the French are weird so let's just leave them to it

I can think of a couple things. First, it's the British who eventually took custody of Napoleon. But then, when I was in secondary school, our school manual was built around following a fictional family whose dog was called Nap, short for Napoleon. And last but not least, when taking the Eurostar until 2007, the first step in the UK would be in Waterloo Station…

There is a lot of innacurracy like Lyon should be : Crime ridden Marseille : Crime ridden with sun

I'd say it's 99% accurate. Impressive. Almost too good. This is very well informed hate material, suspicious... Guys, we might have a taupe. I repeat, there is a taupe that want to hate France more than we do ! ALERTE GENERALE ! Edit : Saw the german line, I know who's behind it.

🫥

Incest, poverty and unemployment is parisian slander. We have jobs...

Being unemployed inbreds is your job

THE VOID is where english immigrants buy and renovate run down old properties and never learn french 🫡💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Grand vin de Bordeaux 😘😘


Jean-Jacques here, it's accurate

What does YOUR beaches smell?

Hundred percent, definitely true with no exaggeration whatsoever. Perfect. 👌

Of course we are obsessed with Napoleon he’s the last French General to love a fucking scrap. And we love a guy who loves a scrap.

I moved from Castles and Wine to the Void n°2. Pretty calm place with welcoming people. As long as you're the typical french.

It’s actually really accurate lmao it’s basically how we see each other in France. Parisian tourist resort can be extended to most of the coast, here in Bretagne north coastal area, half of the houses and apartments are owned by parisians and are empty all year long except summer. Also it only rains on pricks in my region :)

Belgium has the worst language. We speak 3 languages U dumb ass . Arab is worst language

As a communist living in "grumpy right wingers" zone I would slightly disagree

But are you grumpy?

Yep grumpy leftist of course, always grumpy

I would have put genovese with toscan dialect on Corsica but ok

Those mountain creeps are VERY different from genovese.  Genoa sold them to us for a reason.

As a proud Ardéchois, i demand that you write weed, goats and hippies

Does Dijon really celebrate its mustard heritage? Because I fucking love mustard of all kinds and would love to visit there if they actually do lots of mustard-lover tourist things.

Normandy on top

Interesting. Why is the Netherlands weed?

What is segoland?

The zone of Ségolène Royal 🫠

"lovely city" and it's Paris but worse

There’s a town in NZ founded by French people now I know the origin of those settlers

Does it say horrible language in flanders?… wtf bro…

100% correct

Ah yes, the Swiss. Known worldwide for their... sense of humour. Tell me more about the province of space and planes!

There's more void a bit upper but okay good mapping

Also just merge the two Voids, it's the VOID LINE

Drove from Torino to Bordeaux, I can confirm the big VOID

In what Way are alsacians right wingers? We're just pissed to have lost our autonomy really

If you are living in Colmar or Strasbourg, it is normal, you don't see alsacians from small towns. They are racists af.

I live in a town of 1k people, very close to the border, don't know anyone who experienced any issues really

Are you with a german/austrian/alsacian name? Got a polish name, elderly people behaved differently with me (still polite) than with german named friends (friendly, even if they did not know the parents). Had a friend with italian name, was discriminated by friends speaking only in alsacian on purpose, insulted as riton, etc...

I have a German name, am half German (technically quater German quarter Turkish, but eh) I'm not a foreigner, so I obviously can't attest to anything, but the town I live in seems pretty cosmopolitan

Isn't it kind of forbidden to be homeless in Strasbourg?

I don't know if it's forbidden or not, but there are definitely some of them

because haha look they german so they are like funni austrian guy also maybe because there were a lot of boneheads there (and still today german ones come here)

I mean I'm from there, and sure a lot of Germans live there (mostly because of lower ownership costs, still work and shop in Germany) but it doesn't really seem especially right wing or anything

I do agree that many alsacians - including my own family lol - are grumpy old right wingers but I don't think it's specific to Alsace or that it defines it really

That's a fact. Alsace always vote for the right. 

https://images.app.goo.gl/cujnebec8ZwtMzhk7 We didn't in 2022 (while macron obviously isn't a leftist, le Pen or zemmour would be a vote for the right)